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Perhaps the pastor is cute

Tell him that you'll date him when the sun turns cold ))

1)The Bible is God-inspired.
2)The Bible is inerrant when interpreted correctly (science and other observations help us with this task), but not inerrant in a literal sense.
3)The Bible is a physical vehicle used to tell the story of God.
4)God uses imperfect bread, wine, oil, etc, in order to give us grace and act as conduits in which to encounter His mystery.
5)The Bible's origins are divine and human and is not perfect to the letter, yet God uses it to teach us about his Son, and his acts of salvation in history.
6)Fundamentalists err in that they make an assumption that the early Church never made, which is that if the Bible is not inerrant and only interpreted literally, then Christianity falls apart.
7)The Bible is a symbol of God. Just as wine is grown on imperfect soil, made from imperfect grapes, the Bible, while not perfect to the letter, is a divine symbol by which we meet God, and learn of his mercy, love, justice, and redemption by his Word Jesus Christ.
This does not diminish the Bible's accuracy or the timeless message of redemption in Jesus Christ
9)While evolution in no way disproves God, it does disprove a particular fundamentalist view of christianity. The claim of Six-Day Creation is the largest single problem because it's so discredited in every major scientific field. In the process it discredits the entire faith.

She'll better run after that. Behold the fury of a patient man.

Jesus was one who did not pay the tax. Many people forget that. And he always critisized the pharises who kept very strictly with the law. Yet Jesus said to them they were just hypocrites.

Totally agree with you hnd-holder.

Catholics are lazt. Bullshit

In full agreement with nicetohave

Can call her cookie

Send him to boot camp

We Have A Situation Here, Mr. President

George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"

Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

George: "Great. Lay it on me."

Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."

George: "That's what I want to know."

Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."

George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "I mean the fellow's name."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The guy in China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The new leader of China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The Chinaman!"

Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."

George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"

Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."

George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"

Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."

George: "That's whose name?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."

Condoleeza: "That's correct."

George: "Then who is in China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir is in China?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Then who is?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."

Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "No, thanks."

Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"

George: "No."

Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."

George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"

Condoleeza: "And call who?"

George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"

Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."

George: "Will you stay out of China?!"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Kofi."

George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

Sure you are sane man.?

I assume you're on the floor kicking your legs with laughter now eh

Was just great joke

What's your situation?

The problem is there are a lot of uncultured people, especially brits, and then I have to leave them. No real women around here. All on my ass and full of shit.

I'm tired of being single too.

What Is the Best Way To Dump Someone? Or exacty, What Is the Cruelest Way To Dump Someone?

Pink trousers are nice

I agree with all of you.

I am Catholic

I have to agree with her a bit. But sometimes it is because one has not found a church to belong. Is difficult to find a church sometimes that helps you.

HOW TO CHOOSE A CHURCH TO ATTEND

Don't choose a church by its social prestige, architecture, or type of music. Instead:

1* Look for sincere devotion to Christ and a clear sense of what is important in Christianity.
2* Look for a church that will give you the instruction and fellowship that you need in your own spiritual growth.
3* Look for a church in which you can worship God sincerely and effectively.
4* Look for a church in which you can serve as well as be served.
5* Avoid churches whose Christianity has been watered down to accommodate non-Christian lifestyles.
6* Avoid churches whose faith has degenerated into secular political activism (either right- or left-wing).
7* Avoid churches that don't do anything to help people in need or to make the world a better place. (In a spiritually mature church, this kind of activity is often behind the scenes, out of the public eye. You may have to inquire about it.)
8* Avoid churches that manipulate you by making you doubt your salvation. God is not a bureaucrat who sets up hoops for you to jump through! Remember, it's him saving you, not the other way around.

Hope it helps

Bullshit, he was a pagan priest. Wake up, no holy spirit at all. There were other priests around the places of Sogom and Gomorrah.

Completely agree with KZ