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Literature / Re: Which Of These Did You Read? by Chrishandsome(m): 12:50pm On Aug 09, 2016
i didn't school here in 9ja.. but i have read Things Fall Apart.
Literature / Re: Which Of These Did You Read? by Chrishandsome(m): 12:48pm On Aug 09, 2016
i didn't school here in 9ja..but i have read Things Fall Apart.
Crime / Re: Pls Help My Friend Has Been Duped. by Chrishandsome(m): 8:33pm On Aug 05, 2016
dangervu:
Are you sure your friend is a graduate? Oh God common sense is not been taught in school,I forgot
bros this guys uses extra powers..that's how i was dupe few weeks ago of the sum 35k.its just like a dream to me until now.
Travel / Re: Enugu State Orphans Involve In Accident - All Alive (photos) by Chrishandsome(m): 4:34pm On Aug 04, 2016
how great is our God..i have seen people having accidents that ain't even serious as this,and the end up dying.and now a vehicle somersaulted and nobody died?pls help me and praise God.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Frustrating My Life With Her Carelessness by Chrishandsome(m): 6:21pm On Jul 31, 2016
alexistaiwo:
My girlfriend is too careless. She loses things most especially phones anyhow . I gave her my former phone on July 1st, she lost it early this morning. I bought her a new phone last year, she damaged it after two months. Her sister bought a new phone for her this year, she also damaged that one too within three months . This girl case haf tire me gan ni.
She seriously needs deliverance!
Phones / Re: Simon Petrus Invented Phone In Namibia Which Does Not Use Airtime (Photos,Video) by Chrishandsome(m): 2:36pm On Jul 31, 2016
youngest85:
good news 4rm kenya ds time
Namibia is not found in Kenya sir..it's a country.

Phones / Re: Simon Petrus Invented Phone In Namibia Which Does Not Use Airtime (Photos,Video) by Chrishandsome(m): 2:23pm On Jul 31, 2016
youngest85:
good news 4rm kenya ds time
bros check ur map wella..Namibia is a country and not a state.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Prostitute Who Drugged Her Client & Stole His Goods Caught & Tied With Rope(pics by Chrishandsome(m): 1:00pm On Jul 29, 2016
Kenya and sex related stories..

Celebrities / Re: Hakeem Onilogbo, Makeup Artist & Hakeem Effects CEO, Who Does Wonders (Pics) by Chrishandsome(m): 5:19pm On Jul 28, 2016
ajilay:
You are too good bro..
that's the best adjective to be use bro.
Crime / Re: Man Amputates His Wife For Being "Unfaithful" - Facebook User (Graphic Photos) by Chrishandsome(m): 5:15pm On Jul 28, 2016
the Devil is a liar..

Business / Re: Naira Tumbles To 360 As Dollar Supply Dries Up by Chrishandsome(m): 2:53pm On Jul 14, 2016
i am not surprised though.

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Family / Re: I Am Scared, My Fiancee And Her Mum Treats Her Father Like A Houseboy by Chrishandsome(m): 6:29am On Jul 14, 2016
Oga run as far as u can o..that is witchcraft

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Chris Brown On The Street Of Los Angeles by Chrishandsome(m): 10:13am On Jul 13, 2016
Boring:
chris brown with a fan
hahaha.. that's the best way to put it man.

Romance / Re: I Just Put Myself Into Trouble With My Girlfriend This Night.. by Chrishandsome(m): 1:42pm On Jul 11, 2016
Osezzua:
I don't believe the Op - my reason

if u take a critical look at the screenshot of the supposed chat between the OP n his 'girlfriend ' U will notice that those messages were sent bw 10:50pm n 11:05pm. D Op created this topic at 11:59pm by which time the supposed girlfriend had already read the WhatsApp messages n was already reacting by attempting to commit suicide- this was deducted from the OP's write up.

D big question is why are the WhatsApp messages just indicating Sent n not delivered or read?

Did u anticipate her reaction? Hence u took a screen shot of the conversation before they marked delivered n read?
firstly,i took the screenshot so as to show my friends if at all she would blocked me.
secondly immediately i finished sending the text,that was when she came online and by then i had already snap it.i don't even seem to understand ur points very well.
Romance / Re: I Just Put Myself Into Trouble With My Girlfriend This Night.. by Chrishandsome(m): 7:10am On Jul 11, 2016
Frankicent:
Hmmm How sure are you that she's not giving it to someone else hmmm?

perhaps you not doing something that would make her have s*x with you..... Maybe you too caring, spend a lot, immature or you got bad attitude.... which one is it bro?

She told you

.Do u know her sister just called me now and told me that her sister wanted using a knife on her body?
So you really believe that abi? how sure are that isn't a planned work?

My solution

Care less now..... I don't mean too less... I mean let her know you can live without her..... hmm.

2: Don't just ask her for sex... You see when you ask a girl for something you really want you're giving her the opportunity to Say YES and she will......... Don't ask her. Command it... You the man.....

3: That word she told you...."I don't love sex" it's a lie girls are naturally trickster..... She does prefer you not bleeping her right.... Try and find out what she love and use it against her.... grin
Bring out the X side

4: Am sure you've touch her some many time which turn to a failure... This time Make small talk Sex...... Use your words to turn her on .... .. Winks
to her,sex can wait until when we get married.but to me,i still have many goals to achieve before venturing into marriage.
Romance / Re: I Just Put Myself Into Trouble With My Girlfriend This Night.. by Chrishandsome(m): 12:40am On Jul 11, 2016
Surfboard:
Op, stop lying abeg. Your story comes across as something that happened tonight. If it really did, with all that you wrote, your 1st reaction in the heat of the moment wouldn't be to come here seeking advice. You'd probably be on your way to the girl's house or on the phone explaining yourself to the girl's sister.
If u are based here in Calabar,then you will know that we don't go out by this time considering wat is happening here.
Romance / Re: I Just Put Myself Into Trouble With My Girlfriend This Night.. by Chrishandsome(m): 12:31am On Jul 11, 2016
naughtynaughty:
Me I knw ladies ooo.. Her sis is/was lieing. It's a planned work to drag u bck.. cheesy and it's working cheesy
Kill herself koh.. Not in dis Nigeria of change will somebody not hav a gud reason to kill herslf Bt bcus of Bf? Not even hunger? Bleh
u might be right though..
Romance / Re: I Just Put Myself Into Trouble With My Girlfriend This Night.. by Chrishandsome(m): 12:29am On Jul 11, 2016
flexyfit:
Girls can do anything for the one they love....u know she loves you...because of "SEX" u want to hurt her?.....why not make her ur wife and turn her to ur sex machine....u know she loves u don't hurt her because of "SEX"....
am just too young to be thinking of marriage now.
Romance / Re: I Just Put Myself Into Trouble With My Girlfriend This Night.. by Chrishandsome(m): 12:19am On Jul 11, 2016
HateU2:
D Op is lying
so i now lack work to do abi?before typing all wat i have written.not surprised though.To her, she knows what she is about to lost..
Romance / Re: I Just Put Myself Into Trouble With My Girlfriend This Night.. by Chrishandsome(m): 12:11am On Jul 11, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Reallyshockedshocked
Op gal wan kill herself because of you, chai..!!!
Oya go Marry dat gal..
wink


Naughtynaughty and Hateu2 wer una dey
we dey Cali..
Romance / Re: I Just Put Myself Into Trouble With My Girlfriend This Night.. by Chrishandsome(m): 11:57pm On Jul 10, 2016
Chrishandsome:
We have been together for close to 2yrs now and all have been going on very well between us,but my main problem with her is that she so much detest sex,i cannot imagine me to know a gul for up to two years and have had sex with her just twice..and it's always after a long struggle,that she will allow me to have my way.Today,she just called me that she is on her way to my place, and i had to turn down another chick that use to even force me to do it.Only for this girl to come and shower and started distracting me from watching my Football match, until i had to off the stuff so as to have a gud time,the next thing this girl told me is that we can do anything but no sex, and that's always her statement.I just quietly wore my clothes, and went out to joint other friends to finish my match.As i came back she had already left without even bothering to call me as usual.As i came back with annoyance, i thought of wat to do and i wrote her a text,telling her it's over between the two of us.I told her that i have been seeing another gul behind her back and that i am sorry.Do u know her sister just called me now and told me that her sister wanted using a knife on her body? and that she going to kill herself if what i am saying is true?I knew she loved me but i didn't know she could go to the extend of killing herself for my sake.Pls Nairalanders help me with advice on what to do.Because anything for her again..To her, i am her future husband.But to me she is just like the other ones that use to come and we catch fun and that's all.pls i don't want the Devil to put me into trouble o..because the guls dad is not a joking man.Thank God she wasn't in when all that was happening in his house.pls wat can do to totally separate myself from her? thanks
this was wat i send to her down.

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Romance / I Just Put Myself Into Trouble With My Girlfriend This Night.. by Chrishandsome(m): 11:56pm On Jul 10, 2016
We have been together for close to 2yrs now and all have been going on very well between us,but my main problem with her is that she so much detest sex,i cannot imagine me to know a gul for up to two years and have had sex with her just twice..and it's always after a long struggle,that she will allow me to have my way.Today,she just called me that she is on her way to my place, and i had to turn down another chick that use to even force me to do it.Only for this girl to come and shower and started distracting me from watching my Football match, until i had to off the stuff so as to have a gud time,the next thing this girl told me is that we can do anything but no sex, and that's always her statement.I just quietly wore my clothes, and went out to joint other friends to finish my match.As i came back she had already left without even bothering to call me as usual.As i came back with annoyance, i thought of wat to do and i wrote her a text,telling her it's over between the two of us.I told her that i have been seeing another gul behind her back and that i am sorry.Do u know her sister just called me now and told me that her sister wanted using a knife on her body? and that she going to kill herself if what i am saying is true?I knew she loved me but i didn't know she could go to the extend of killing herself for my sake.Pls Nairalanders help me with advice on what to do.Because anything for her again..To her, i am her future husband.But to me she is just like the other ones that use to come and we catch fun and that's all.pls i don't want the Devil to put me into trouble o..because the guls dad is not a joking man.Thank God she wasn't in when all that was happening in his house.pls wat can do to totally separate myself from her? thanks
this was wat i send to her down.

Music/Radio / Re: Whats The Title Of The Song Topping Your Playlist Right Now ? by Chrishandsome(m): 10:11pm On Jul 04, 2016
NaijaBeats:

Whats The Title Of the Song Topping Your Playlist ??
Which song has been topping your playlist since the last 1 moth ??
We all know 90% of human beigns are music lovers, that if am right ??
Either “gospel” or “fuji” or any other Genr of music.
As busy as i always am i find time to listen to music atleast 1hour perday.
Now the question is which music cant you go a day without listening to and it has been trending on your playlist since.
Mine is Falz – Bahd Baddo Baddest & Olamide Who You Epp
What about you ??
Credit : http://HypesNG.com/whats-the-title-of-the-song-topping-your-playlist.html
so urs is bahd baddo baddest and Olamide
Who You eepppp..
kai.. in fact, this must be ya dad.

Celebrities / Re: What's Wrong With This Tiwa Savages Photo? by Chrishandsome(m): 11:26am On Jul 04, 2016
HungerBAD:
Zebra Clothes.
Red Shoe.
Fake eye lashes.
Red lipstick (really?)
Yellow face.
Black Legs.
Fake hair.

Her thoughts?I am so Sexy.

Our thoughts?she should be at the Museum so we can pay to see her.
She look like a dog from Zimbabwe.

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Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Poses With His Bodyguards, Shows Off His Jewellry by Chrishandsome(m): 6:02pm On Jun 25, 2016
Maxineng:
Is he bleaching?. If Nigerians hammer 1st thing they do is bleach.
Nigerian celebrities and bleaching are like..

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Romance / Re: What A Ghanaian Lady Thinks About Dating Nigerian Men by Chrishandsome(m): 9:30pm On Jun 22, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
If these we're true according to their tribes, then I shall seek for a calabar guy grin
cum let's rock then.. grin
Romance / Re: Ladies:When a guy you turn down goes for your friend. by Chrishandsome(m): 10:58pm On Jun 17, 2016
it's a normal thing in a place like Calabar..wait o, dis guy must be from Cali?

Romance / Re: My Virgin Girlfriend Has Kidney Issue, I Love Her For Marriage, Should I Go On? by Chrishandsome(m): 10:14pm On Jun 13, 2016
Follow ur heart bro,people may discouraged u, but i think that God has a purpose for bringing u guys together.u should seek advice mostly from spiritual men,not from some carnal folks here in Nairaland.

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Travel / Re: Lady On Bike In Ibadan Carries Load On Her Head (photos) by Chrishandsome(m): 12:21pm On Jun 09, 2016
that's just an empty flask though.
Romance / Re: Her Phone Is Always Switched Off Every Evening by Chrishandsome(m): 6:27am On Jun 09, 2016
dante300:

I told her to cut the hair she said I am stingy...I said ok let's make it 5k monthly...I still stingy....women...ok
hmm..one chance.

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Romance / Re: Stuffs You Miss When You Have A Girlfriend! by Chrishandsome(m): 9:56am On Jun 03, 2016
NevetsIbot:
1. Your freedom. Your dress sense, the way you eat, talk or do things naturally... She wants to tweak it all.

2. safety of your foodstuffs at home

3. Your social life. Ehn.. When you cant rapport well with other with her monitoring your every move... She'll be like ''i'm seeing you, continue''

4. Your Hangout with the guys. ''bodunde seems like a bad guy. '' or ''ion like your friends''

5.Your savings. Not when brazillian hair just got delivered into her street and that rival is wearing one already.

6. Your time. It's her everytime... She dsnt leave your head. You cant utilise your time to do something worthwhile

7. Your playboy attitude. To our playboys who are into a relationship... Enjoy your tunnel of boredom. Ion support playboyism sha

8. Freedom of movement. ''where are you?? Doing what?? Why??... No why are you there??''

9. Your freedom to be friends with diff ladies without someone nagging over it.

10. Many girls out there. yeah.. Too commited to one girl, you miss other brilliant good girls out there cos your gf said she dsnt like seeing yu with girls.

11. Your peace of mind. A nagging gf is a pain in the scrotum

12. A week without drama. When your gf is a drama queen

13. A week without shopping. 'honey, the latest wares are now in shoprite just 5mins away''

14.your liberty. She watches you everytime.

15. Your games or football matches when she wants to watch telenovelas.

16. Your sanity. She's gonna get you insane with her endless rants.

Pg. This list is not to bash the females o.... We're just catching fun aren't we?
Counterthread dan land. I'm enjoying my single nature tho
who gulfrnd epp?

Romance / Re: Stuffs You Miss When You Have A Girlfriend! by Chrishandsome(m): 9:53am On Jun 03, 2016
NevetsIbot:
1. Your freedom. Your dress sense, the way you eat, talk or do things naturally... She wants to tweak it all.

2. safety of your foodstuffs at home

3. Your social life. Ehn.. When you cant rapport well with other with her monitoring your every move... She'll be like ''i'm seeing you, continue''

4. Your Hangout with the guys. ''bodunde seems like a bad guy. '' or ''ion like your friends''

5.Your savings. Not when brazillian hair just got delivered into her street and that rival is wearing one already.

6. Your time. It's her everytime... She dsnt leave your head. You cant utilise your time to do something worthwhile

7. Your playboy attitude. To our playboys who are into a relationship... Enjoy your tunnel of boredom. Ion support playboyism sha

8. Freedom of movement. ''where are you?? Doing what?? Why??... No why are you there??''

9. Your freedom to be friends with diff ladies without someone nagging over it.

10. Many girls out there. yeah.. Too commited to one girl, you miss other brilliant good girls out there cos your gf said she dsnt like seeing yu with girls.

11. Your peace of mind. A nagging gf is a pain in the scrotum

12. A week without drama. When your gf is a drama queen

13. A week without shopping. 'honey, the latest wares are now in shoprite just 5mins away''

14.your liberty. She watches you everytime.

15. Your games or football matches when she wants to watch telenovelas.

16. Your sanity. She's gonna get you insane with her endless rants.

Pg. This list is not to bash the females o.... We're just catching fun aren't we?
Counterthread dan land. I'm enjoying my single nature tho
na who gulfrnd epp? grin

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