human brain created god

so that i can forgive your sin. does that make any sense?

but these congregants will not give you a dime of their money if you succeed in convincing them not to pay tithe. i think this is a losing battle. lol

if any people are 100% sure of inexistence of heaven or hellfire, they're the pastors and G.O's. i.ve been close to some pastors and notice how much they lie, defraud the gullibles and often vomit a confusing and non-specific prophecy to the congregants. those whose hope are in heaven shouldn't be liars and fraudsters.

Segun agagu:
MAy the merciful God forgive you.Amen.

you're the one in need of forgiveness! may MOTHER NATURE forgive you for glorifying that you dumb god for all its works.

if anybody decides to be a gay or lesbian, thats absolutely his/her own business and let no human dare bother them for the choice they made. it's the same thing as someone who decides to be a christian, hindu, muslim, etc. at least homosexual is better than religion because they never cause any trouble in the society nor did they extort people.

sangoma123: Dear Nairalanders,
i lost my job just over a year ago , being a professional i decided to set up my own firm and work diligently to build it up. however business has been extremely slow. even the capital to properly set up the firm the way i want has not materialized.i barely manage to keep myself and my family afloat.it just seems that there is a constant hole in my finance. i used to be financialy reckless when i was a bachelor but all that stopped after i got married. now when i plan projects for my family, funds are hard to come by. even when i manage to make a little money, overheads and debts quickly swallow it up.i was almost thrown out of my apartment last year. infact i packed out on the last day because i was just barely able to raise funds to move. i just got a small contract to augment my hustling and next thing my vehicle which i use for the contract has developed problems and has swallowed the little i have made. more problems are showing up in the car when i have not finished paying the mechanics. i concluded a transaction about six months ago and the client is trying to avoid paying me my money.every day issues keep cropping up and i pray and fast and cry to God to please come to my aid to help me build up a source of steady income to enable me sustain my family. at times it makes me wonder if God really exists. i have always kept a clean nose and been honest in my dealings but i see people who do all sorts of things progress.
please is there a force somewhere keeping me down ? i have tried to meet pastors but the one or two that i have met have given me false answers. i really need to know please before i get my self entangled with the infernal one.

hi friend, you're not alone in that situation. i've had similar experiences in my life. infact you'll be shocked if i narrate my own ordeals. but i discovered the source of my own troubles, i took actions and i overcame.
many people are still oblivious of evil powers associated with the bible, you read the bible and all you see are stories of suffering and affliction right? the spirit behind bible is against prosperity and happiness. to cut it short, bible is the source of your troubles; burn your bible today and be free. as for me i didn't burn my own but it's in my toilet serving as toilet papers.

self service is better than indulging in reckless sexual affairs with other teenage girls. nothing is at stake in self service: no risk of STDs, no risk of impregnating a girl, no risk of raping a girl, etc. i'll suggest u use lubricants so that you don't hurt your precious organ and get a girlfriend if you feel guilty about servicing yourself.

she must be intelligent and smart and dress cute but simple. and most importantly, she must not be a virgin. virginity above the age of 18 can be a source of worriness

no body mentioned good manners and atheisms?

genital warts is an ominous sign, they often precede a more dangerous viral infection. i'll suggest you go for a full STD scan and if everything is ok, you then give me a shout and i'll send you a liquid solution that can cure them permanently. the name is condyline solution, you can check it out online.

dominique:

your post a initially confusing but i realised you meant ovum and ovary. That means the trick is knowing exactly when you ovulate. Some women dont know when exactly their fertile period is, so its going to be a bit tricky for them.

sorry for my wrong spelling, i meant ovum and ovary. peak fertility period is the middle of menstrual cycle which varies in women,ranging from 28 to 32 days. for those whose menstrual cycle is 28 days, the ovum is released on the 14th day and that is peak fertility day.

dominique: Don't agree with your theory. Its the sperm that determines the gender of the baby not the egg. The sperm containing female chromosomes (xx) swims faster than xy chromosomes. I read somewhere that for those trying for female,the woman should lift her pelvis up for a minute after release for a min. There's a bigger chance of having a girl child. Don't know hw true that is tho.

mine is no theory. the xx chromosomes swims faster than xy chromosomes. the xy chromosomes outlive the xx chromosome and they are stronger as well. the logic in depositing fluid before the ovule is released from the avery is to make sure that xy chromosomes are already there. once they are there, whether the xx chromosomes are present or not, the xy wins the race of fertilizing the egg. this proven and 100% accurate.

hi everyone with this condition should start eating fruits and vegetable that are high in vitamin C. lemon and fresh raw tomatoes can knock out that cold within two weeks. i guarantee you it'll work.

"tour of hell" but this time in illusion

if you want a male child, deposit the sperm two days before the middle of ovulation. i.e if the woman's menstrual cycle is 28 days, her peak fertile day is on the 14th day in her menstrual cycle. sperm needs to be deposited on the 12th and 13th day to produce a male baby. any deposit from 14th 15th and 16th day is more likely to be female.

everybody must not have similar built. some are naturally big, slim, tall, short, etc. and mind you some people you see as fat are very muscular and active. don't despise anyone because of his\her built.

Joagbaje:

That's what folks don't know. Living by your sweat is a curse.

Genesis 3:19
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

Hebrews 4:10-11
Those who entered his place of rest also rested from their work as God did from his. 11 So we must make every effort to enter that place of rest. Then no one will be lost by following the example of those who refused to obey.

so you suggest we prey on other people's sweat eh? sell empty prayer to the ignorance eh?

v*i*a*g*r*a is the hottest thing in the market when it comes to being in hot in bed. hit me up if you need some. cheers

Joagbaje: Rehab is free, by the word of God, come for a doze . If you claim not to be a christian, Have you wonder at what usually bring you swimming around christian threads? Something draws you. It's Gods love. You believe in God ,you only just deny him. But theres a hunger in your heart. Keep up the window shopping , you will soon come in.

wao!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's interesting.

frosbel:


You don't have to believe it, just get on with your life and all will be fine.

I find it very hilarious that the guilt eating at the conscience of unbelievers cannot allow them rest, they are restless souls looking for peace and finding none they carry our their frustrations on anyone and everyone but themselves.


If Jesus is not risen or did not die for you , no qualms, get over it, as far as the sun shines , as far as day and night exists, countless millions will believe this TRUTH.


"But the wicked are like the tossing sea, which cannot rest, whose waves cast up mire and mud." - Isaiah 57:20

i'm not an unbeliever because there's nothing to believe in.

the wicked are the ones who wrote a book filled with fake promises which eventually became a tool for deception.

my life is cool cos i'm well principled, unlike christian who have lost their conscience. they commit atrocities and use their wash-up liquid(blood of jesus) all the time.

Joagbaje:

It's delusion for one person to feel he speaks for all . . Every body loves jo. you love me too you just don't know the appropriate way to express it.

of course i don't hate anyone as you hypocritical christians do. my proposal to fund your time in rehab is motivated by love.

send me an email if you're interested in getting the help you desperately needed. bible junkie is the same as opium junkie

it's time you seek help in a rehab because your addiction to empty written words has raised concern to all nairalanders. i can foot the bill for your treatment.

Rational person looked at the image of a man hanging on a cross and his\her keen mind became overwhelmed with questions:
1. how can a father of rebellious children slaughter the only innocent one just to forgive the offences of the disloyal many?
2. must this purported merciful god always drink human blood for appeasement just as demons, wicked oracles and evil shrines do?
3. is it really painful to die hanging on a cross given that people have met more painful deaths: burnt alive, buried alive, eaten alive by wild beasts, stoned to death by zealots, etc.
whenever i see that image, i look up at it and say "look my friend, you're not hanging there for my sake, nor for the sake of mankind. you were killed for your own sin. it's more logical to believe that an armed robber was killed for others to live (robbers kill people and when one of them get killed, potential victims are saved) than accept that bogus bible interpretation of your demise. if the unremitting thirst of your blood-thirsty father wasn't quenched by all the blood he drank during the pogroms of the old testament, let him convert atlantic ocean into blood and guzzle as more as he wants. (just as you converted water to wine and forbade your followers from drinking wine)

Psalm 35:27
...Let the Lord be magnified, which hath pleasure in theprosperity of his servant

Job 36:11 declares of God’s children: "...They shall live their days in prosperity, and their years in pleasures."

you started again joagbaje? can you show where it happened and stop repeating written words. listen, i can pick a pen and fill one book with promises but promises alone doesn't make a book devine until we see the manifestations of them. so retire to your bed with your bibl

neither the rider nor the passengers look famished.

the dead goes to their respective graves. shortly after interment, worms feast on the flesh leaving the skeleton. over a long period, the skeleton fossilize. thats it, everything is recycled.
i hope you are not afraid of death

chukaD: im really in a fix right now... am in Europe doing my masters'. i think am infected (HIV) cos i've been having some symptoms. i dont really know what to do. cos if i go to the hospital, i will be deported back to Nigeria without completing the degree...

which part of europe are you in? no authority will deport you simply because you have HIV.

[quote author=webdezzi]bet if you did not check OP's profile hoping to see a pix

and i still have educated ppl around me who doubt HIV is real

i can give you an address where you can view my pictures if you're keen.