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Celebrities / Re: Tolu Ogunlesi, Ezekwesili On Pastor Fatoyinbo's Rape Allegation by Chrisrare: 10:03pm On Jun 29, 2019
All these chemical reactants crawling out of their holes to tap small attention from this coza saga.

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Celebrities / Re: Busola Vs COZA Pastor: Man Calls Out Nigerian Pastors, Cautions Ladies And Men by Chrisrare: 9:52pm On Jun 29, 2019
toscolee:





If some of us stop attending church in response to your wishes, some of you won't be alive right now. A lot of people are changed because of the church you have consistently attacked over the years. You people will stand afar and claim to know everything. You're gullible before Satan also. Go ahead and live like you created yourself, at the last day, stand before God and form 'intellectual' before Him.
Fact remains nigeria is one of the most religious countries in the world but also the most corrupt. Your premise holds no water. Not surprised though. You lots have been brainwashed.
Celebrities / Re: I Will Do Music Till I Die - Timaya by Chrisrare: 7:03pm On Jun 29, 2019
Before na till u ressurrect?
Celebrities / Re: Busola Vs COZA Pastor: Man Calls Out Nigerian Pastors, Cautions Ladies And Men by Chrisrare: 6:57pm On Jun 29, 2019
He is wasting his time. Christians are gullible and are always looking for miracles and short cuts to success. They can never learn.

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Celebrities / Re: Wofaifada: A Pastor Used To Squeeze My Breast During 'Deliverance' by Chrisrare: 5:42pm On Jun 29, 2019
He didnt squeeze it very well. When u are told to be careful of these so called men of God, u'll scream touch not my anointed and do my prophet bla bla bla.

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Celebrities / Re: Dolapo Oseji, Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Family Friend Speaks by Chrisrare: 5:38pm On Jun 29, 2019
I like this pastor. Enjoying free pussies and Cashing on the gullibity of christians.

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Jokes Etc / The Sex Addict by Chrisrare: 3:51pm On Jun 14, 2019
A certain zoo acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horney, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorilla species available. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo dministrators noticed Kayode, an employee responsible for cleaning the animal cages. So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Kayode was approached with a proposition:
"Would you be willing to have sex with the gorilla for ten thousand naira?" Kayode showed some interest, buit said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Kayode announced that he would
accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "My wife must not know about this''.
Secondly, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union." The zoo administrators quickly agreed to these
conditions, so they asked what was his third
condition. "Well," said Kayode, "you have to give me another week to come up with the ten thousand naira."
Jokes Etc / Re: Laff Laff Laff Away Your Sorrow by Chrisrare: 12:31am On Jun 13, 2019
You guys can murder somebody with laughter. Thanks

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Education / Re: Al-Ameen: Bayero University First Class Graduate Dies A Day After Graduation by Chrisrare: 11:03pm On Jun 12, 2019
why is dis news? Pple dat graduate with first class, are dey above death or i'm i missing something...

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Crime / Re: Robber raped me with poly bag as condom, teacher tells court by Chrisrare: 1:37pm On Jun 12, 2019
y deprive dem of a hole u didnt drill?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (5 - 1) On 29th December 2018 by Chrisrare: 7:54pm On Dec 29, 2018
Who needs to win man city when you can get free 3 points from arsenal.
Religion / Re: Atheist Society Of Nigeria Celebrates Christmas. See Reactions (Photos) by Chrisrare: 2:32am On Dec 26, 2018
Never knew atheist society exist in Nigeria. Thats a good idea, will definitely register with them.

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Is A Liar, It Is Not Nimrod We Celebrate On Christmas Day by Chrisrare: 5:32pm On Dec 25, 2018
Christianity: the religion of confusion

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Slams Troll Who Said She Should Stop Packaging Her Fallen Breast by Chrisrare: 11:39am On Dec 25, 2018
goat22:


Little boy I heard you sell pet monkeys for a living, how do I get in touch with you for 20? its an urgent order.
huh??
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Slams Troll Who Said She Should Stop Packaging Her Fallen Breast by Chrisrare: 6:47pm On Dec 24, 2018
Stupidd girl. Must u involve his mum?

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Religion / Re: Siri, Alexa And Google Threatened By The Name Jesus by Chrisrare: 6:22pm On Dec 24, 2018
Megatrix:
How are they threatened by your Jesus? Does He own a competing company or what?
Christians will say all sorts of nonsense for jesus who is too dumb to speak for himself.

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Religion / Re: Siri, Alexa And Google Threatened By The Name Jesus by Chrisrare: 6:19pm On Dec 24, 2018
OpenYourEyes1:

You wish he is imaginary.
You wish he's not imaginary.

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Religion / Re: Siri, Alexa And Google Threatened By The Name Jesus by Chrisrare: 5:28pm On Dec 24, 2018
Anything to hype your imaginary jesus

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid’s Female Fan Stopped From Committing Suicide by Chrisrare: 3:12pm On Dec 24, 2018
UncleNnamdi:
10 years from now; She'll cry in shame while watching how poverty and waywardness led her into what she did.
U've said it all. Nothing else to say.

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Family / Re: Househelp Going Home For Xmas, Caught With Her Boss’ Used Pants (PHOTOS) by Chrisrare: 4:21pm On Dec 23, 2018
So what do u want social media to do? Do u want us to give u an award??
Crime / Re: Househelp Going Home For Xmas, Caught With Her Boss’ Used Pants by Chrisrare: 4:19pm On Dec 23, 2018
So what do u want social media to do? Do u want us to give u an award??

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Religion / Re: Don't Let Anyone Lie To You That Christmas Is A Pagan Festival by Chrisrare: 2:09pm On Dec 23, 2018
alBHAGDADI:


If Encyclopedia says something different from what the Bible says, you can't expect us to accept it.
Even if it is a fact? And some pple up there are wasting their time arguing with this one.
Religion / Re: Don't Let Anyone Lie To You That Christmas Is A Pagan Festival by Chrisrare: 2:01pm On Dec 23, 2018
alBHAGDADI:


We don't read encyclopedias. The Bible is our book.
Have christians degraded to this level? Who doesn't read encyclopedias??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 21st December 2018 by Chrisrare: 9:44pm On Dec 21, 2018
Alisson needs to be careful, this isn't man u liverpool are playing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th December 2018 by Chrisrare: 8:09pm On Dec 08, 2018
man city to come from 2 goals down to win the game?? Stranger things have happened in football.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th December 2018 by Chrisrare: 5:11pm On Dec 08, 2018
sarri's sorry chelsea were caned by kane and co not long ago. Just wondering what city will do to them today.
Sports / Re: Premier League Match Preview: Chelsea Vs Manchester City by Chrisrare: 5:06pm On Dec 08, 2018
sarri's sorry chelsea were caned by kane and co not long ago. Just wondering what city will do to them today.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 1st December 2018 by Chrisrare: 6:55pm On Dec 01, 2018
Pogba just playing notice-me football... Pathetic!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 24th November 2018 by Chrisrare: 7:54pm On Nov 24, 2018
I thought chelsea fans were making noise about going unbeaten this season...
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Chrisrare: 9:38pm On Oct 01, 2018
hemartins:
Just for fun bro
ok
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Chrisrare: 3:15am On Sep 26, 2018
hemartins:

Inconclusive. It has been adjourned to futher notice until Seun closes it.
Oh I see. I dont think the winner will get any reward. The owner of the thread was last seen in 2012

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Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Chrisrare: 8:09am On Sep 15, 2018
Has the winner been declared?

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