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RomanceRe: Lesbian Wahala! by Chrisslim(m): 10:11am On May 03
Riversides2003:
As preek and Kpekus sweet reach, someone go say na kpekus and kpekus she wan Dey do… what a waste
My broda I taya ooo
PoliticsRe: Ireti Kingibe Dumps Labour Party, Defects To ADC (photos) by Chrisslim(m): 8:35pm On Dec 18, 2025
Never bite the hand dat fed you. The party dat made you who you are, you are now dumping it
FamilyRe: My Wife Took My Child Away by Chrisslim(m): 7:42am On Sep 04, 2025
70 years old man. How many times will we tell you people that Nigeria is not for you
SportsRe: UCL 2025/26 Draw Result Live: RMA Face City Again, Barca To Fight PSG At Home by Chrisslim(m): 2:45pm On Aug 29, 2025
ajalawole:
after what we did to PSG. The current Barca squad are not even a threat. I would have fear Madrid then Barca.

D same Madrid u fear is the club dat Barça beat dem on home soil away soil faraway and even in Jupiter
SportsRe: Daniel Dubois Knocks Out Anthony Joshua In 5th Round, Retains IBF Title by Chrisslim(m): 9:35am On Sep 22, 2024
dynicks:
Omo....I suppose save that first and last picture for future use ...

Heaven is very far from u 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AgricultureRe: My Little Plantain And Banana Farming by Chrisslim(m): 9:28am On Sep 22, 2024
deebrain:
Impressive.

Now sell all these fruit and give all the money to the poor that ye may have treasure in heaven.


Then come, follow me.

Dey play jus dey play 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: How Peter Obi Planned To Remove Subsidy. (picture) by Chrisslim(m): 9:52am On Sep 08, 2024
illicit:
Shettima is handling security..
Heaven is very far from u 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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RomanceRe: Elderly Nigerian Woman Slams Young Men Who Send Her DM Expressing Love (Video) by Chrisslim(m): 9:53am On Aug 11, 2024
Carcholce:
You don’t know what you are missing. Try one of these old pvssies and see.


The pvssy has gone through all the stages of grief and relief, na only to enjoy e con deh for.

The way they get wet and dripping sef is on another level. If mama con Dey moan, na da one Dey burst my head. She moans in 60s tunes.

When taking off her clothes, mama go Dey shy, Have you ever seen a 74 years old shy woman? grin
Haaaa Omo heaven is very far from u 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TravelRe: Flood Cuts Off Kano-Maiduguri Expressway (Photos) by Chrisslim(m): 4:27pm On Aug 10, 2024
Zonefree:
What is the Governor of Bauchi doing in Kano-Maiduguri road?
My broad I taya ooo
PoliticsRe: Protesters Hold Sunday Service in Street of Jos Despite Presidential Address by Chrisslim(m): 7:35am On Aug 05, 2024
Obiedun post=131324620[b:
]If they can direct their energy towards reclaiming their land from invaders and protect their indigenes against killers as they are doing now they will not be where they are now. They are only good at drinking burukutu.
[/b]

Am telling you man. They bleeped up since day one by selling their lands to Fulani and use the money to drink burukutu
Music/RadioRe: Northern Muslims Tear Infinix Billboard With Davido's Face by Chrisslim(m): 5:38pm On Jul 29, 2023
BoldBrainz:
You think it's by noise and tearing billboards? Timaya is not an Igbo man you animals can touch and you'll be deluded enough to think we'll come and lament on social media.

All your bastard aboki sons and daughters selling fake jewelries and contaminated beef in every nook and cranny of all the South South states will understand that Musa Ya'radua only took our dane hunting guns and not the real arms and munitions.

Ignorant buffoons! Unlettered sun-scorched barbarians with fat-filled brains!
Guy take am easy nah u dey vex oo
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa Crashes Petrol Pump Price To ₦‎580/Litre In Kano by Chrisslim(m): 10:06am On Jul 25, 2023
Candidlady:
Up north


Muna jagorantar wasu suna bi smiley
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So u are from the north
CrimeRe: Pastor Jacob Wodi Hulobu Killed By Gunmen In Kogi (Photos) by Chrisslim(m): 11:17am On Apr 06, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
Fulani herdsmen killed during Jonathan, Buhari's rule,is that a Muslim/Muslim ticket?
Is the UGM killing in Anambra a result of Peter Obi previous rule? If no, then your comment is senseless! Did you blame Peter Obi for the death of many youth during awkuzu Sars?

Killing have been going on, and will continue regardless of who wins/rule. Stop crying about Tinubu like your life depends on it. I don't see you making this kind of noise when UGM go on their usual rampage to hunt people down in the East.

Your wailing won't stop Tinubu from ruling you and your family for 4/8 yrs!
The killings during goodluck's regime was nt as dis u knw dat urself Infact the only tin dat trouble Jonathan government was boko haram all dis herdsmen bandit were zero let's be telling ourselfs the truth
PoliticsRe: If Obi Doesn't Condemn Datti's Treasonable Comments, Then He Is Guilty - Omokri by Chrisslim(m): 9:34am On Apr 05, 2023
Hussein035:
Belt Kwa, are there no Muslims in those States the guy mentioned. Just advise your yes daddy to go and rest in peace


Yes oo we accept our yes daddy to a drug baron I rather follow a yes daddy Dan a drug Lord
PoliticsRe: If Obi Doesn't Condemn Datti's Treasonable Comments, Then He Is Guilty - Omokri by Chrisslim(m): 6:11am On Apr 05, 2023
Ezewuzie01:
Like a thief in the night, he appeared; moving about in black attire like a bereaved person whose loved one has just answered the heavenly call. Behind his comely exterior is a bigoted soul: A stoker of flame whose aim is setting Nigeria afire on the woof of tribal and religious differences. He would pretend to love Nigeria publicly at interviews, gives false information and statistics; but behind the scenes is a soul who jumped into the fray of the presidential election just to put Nigeria on her knees.

A unifier he should be, who would unite a sundered country across tribes and religions, but Peter Obi turned out to be the behemoth of dicey religious bigotry. He would move from one church to the other, turning pulpits into campaign premises, while telling the Christians to “wake up and take back your country.” Really?

Is the Muslim-Muslim ticket the pretext on which the country would be taken from Christians? Are there not countless numbers of Christian-Christian tickets in the past and currently at state levels? The whole of the Southeast, South-south, and Southwest are currently led by Christians; have the Muslims gathered and cried foul that the Muslims should take back their country? Even in the Muslim-dominated north; are there not Christian governors in Plateau, Benue, and Taraba? Are the Muslims unwise for their tolerance?

https://thenationonlineng.net/peter-obi-a-bullet-well-dodged/
Mr man keep quite abeg who tell u say dis places wey u list Muslim dominated areashuh?? Secondly plateau benue and not included in the north but middle belt get that into ur tick skull
CrimeRe: Begging For Sex Is Rape - Nigerian Lady Argues (photos) by Chrisslim(m): 11:38pm On Mar 31, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
That's not the subject of discussion here
Ehen its the same tin nah dis gender sef
PoliticsRe: Opposition Planning To Truncate My Swearing-in, Tinubu Raises Alarm by Chrisslim(m): 5:46pm On Mar 25, 2023
N3TRAL:
Jagaban, why are you underrating your army?

If I didn't worship Tinubu, I for vex with am walahi!

Nobody. I repeat no human person will hit the streets to stop your swearing in and return home in peace. If they attempt, they'll nurse their injuries and deaths in pieces- facts.

Treasonable felony is a crime that is punishable by death. I refer you to sections 40 to 43 of the criminal code. How coup plotters are executed is exactly the consequences you will face in the hands of patriots- facts.
We can help the judiciary dispense justice with everything we have so that the court isn't saturated- facts.

Endsars was citizens against the police. If the sore losers take to the streets with the intention of overthrowing a validly elected and constitutional government, it would be a loud minority vs a silent majority.

Let's face it, it's already established that no one can hit the streets of the South West or Northern Nigeria to start insurrection.

This warning is for my brothers in the South South. It will be brothers against stupid brothers . When you attempt to disrupt traffic, our businesses and career we will disrupt your lives- facts.

The counter protest will be televised- facts.

Putin and Zelensky will be relieved that the media's attention has shifted from them - facts.

Blue 🔵 and yellow 🟡 flag will no longer be profile pictures across the world- facts.

If dem no born una well, make una try am for my ND- facts.

Challenger no go beat defending champion - Facts.

I call on the DSS and the Nigerian Army to act on time and arrest everyone on this thread saying that Tinubu will never be sworn in. Act now please.
Who be dis werey again
PoliticsRe: Bandits Return To Bwari, Abuja Community, Kill Two Persons, Kidnap Many Others by Chrisslim(m): 3:13pm On Mar 21, 2023
Fut9ure:
Some Nigerians are sick

Like I Said I will start celebrating 🍾 whenever I hear bad news...if you like call me evil 😈. You are wasting your time until we always step into the polling unit and vote without tribalism and petty sentiments

I notice that Nigerians are sick
The tribalism that was hidden in the foundations of our country have come out fully

The South west is completely gone when it comes to tribalism..they are too tribalistic
See the way they will quote me and tag me igbo

Am from Edo state...a Bini.the four major candidates were from the the three major tribe...atiku hausa, kwankwaso hausa, tinubu yorubas and obi igbo
So we south south were the people to judge them and choose wisely knowing fully well the hell Nigerians have been through and we did without tribalism. We choose obi
Obi was the right man but south west ruined everything with tribalism



What suddenly changed their hatred for Apc and Buhari administration to love

I thought we were going through hell...please to the rest of us not sick please lets celebrate and pop champagne whenever we start experiencing the hell we went through during Buhari's tenure again...no pity please

Hahaha

Since you all want to be sick

So tinubu got more than ten thousand votes after what we were aware of. The dementia, parkinson disease, not physically fit and mentally fit. Not aware of his environment. Even Oshiomhole was angry and reminded him that national anthem is going on

Wow
Nigerians are sick

A friend of mine in South Africa once said that if tinubu gets more than ten thousand votes it means we are sick
Bro I support u on dis one until we keep tribalism and religion sentiment aside until den we are not ready in dis country
PoliticsRe: European Union Condemns Elections In Nigeria 2023 by Chrisslim(m): 7:02pm On Mar 20, 2023
[quote author=Penguin2 post=121919932]Lol

I’m happy the world is seeing who and what Tinubu and his hordes of BATstards are.

I know Tinubu Morons will say that it’s not Europe that will tell Nigeria how to govern herself but I want to see how Tinubu’s government will relate with the rest of the world after they have clearly stated that the election that brought him is a sham.

That a car snatcher is able to successfully snatch a car and resell it and eat the proceeds does not remove the fact that he’s a thief.

If Tinubu gets sworn in, he would be so illegitimate that he would always be ashamed to come out.

But I know he won’t be sworn in.

[
b]By the way, where is Tinubu?[/b]🤔[/quote
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 dis last part got me bro u wicked oo
PoliticsRe: Ayo Adebanjo: If Obi Loses, A Christian Southerner May Never Be President Again by Chrisslim(m): 7:59pm On Feb 05, 2023
Naajjii:
Obi is a decent person but he is not a hard man or rugged person to tackle Nigerians situations.
Same happened wit Jonathan he is too calm and quite Nigeria needs iron hands. Now buhari is not ironing us bt also melting us
RomanceRe: A Nairaland Got Married To His Beautiful Bride after 6 years of dating by Chrisslim(m): 1:28pm On Feb 05, 2023
Vinnie2000:
This Guy looks quite Younger dan the Babe! sad

Meanwhile, JENNYCLAY, see ur Mate o.

She is now married while you are Busy waiting for Big Men!
U Don dey Old oo undecided


Come and make heaven let me see
PoliticsRe: Ayo Adebanjo: If Obi Loses, A Christian Southerner May Never Be President Again by Chrisslim(m): 8:45am On Feb 05, 2023
Naajjii:
Ha ha who is My Apc candidate ? You have missed road
You are not nyamiri, why is it that everyone is running from being nyamiri 😄


God forbid I deny my tribe even at gun point bt let's be realistic bro. Even if u are a pdp supporter, u definitely know Obi is d better choice. Let's keep religion and ethnicity behind
PoliticsRe: Ayo Adebanjo: If Obi Loses, A Christian Southerner May Never Be President Again by Chrisslim(m): 10:37am On Feb 04, 2023
Naajjii:
Oh s[b]o it's okay for your brothers to be attacking Muslims but you don't like it when we take on nyamiri Christians who are spreading falsehood and propaganda against Muslims especially northerners ? The way you people behave we won't vote you we will rather vote another Christian that is not nyamiri[/b]
Mind u am not nyamiri secondly I believe if good luck Jonathan contest definitely u won't vote for him. Thirdly, why didn't your apc Candidate give osibanjo the ticket bt because of wicked and selfish reasons u still gave tinubu the ticket. Haba we should tell ourselfs the truth nah
BusinessRe: Tingo Foods Targets 12000 Jobs With Multi-Billion Naira Food Processing Facility by Chrisslim(m): 2:04pm On Feb 03, 2023
[quote author=GOTVee post=120598824] sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, I will not deceive myself like my fellow Christians rooting for Peter Obi because every sane Christian knows he can never win. Peter Obi's chances at the polls is just like the chances of a gambler who played correct scores. It will surely end in pains. We Nigerians Christians reject the candidacy of Peter Obi. sad[/quote]

My brother stop deceiving ya self you are nt a christian
PoliticsRe: Ayo Adebanjo: If Obi Loses, A Christian Southerner May Never Be President Again by Chrisslim(m): 1:30pm On Feb 03, 2023
Naajjii:
Just Imagine what this nyamiri is saying, if you are making it about religion we will see how Christians will make Obi president. If you are a Christian in Nigeria and you think or believe you will be eliminated then you are a coward. All this mallacious narrative you are saying here is just a way to decieve people to vote Obi.
Nyamiri can not be Nigeria president.


Jus listen to yourself too is it a crime if an nyamiri man becomes the president of this nation or are the nyamiri second class citizens. If buhari were a christian and another christian was to succeed him will u vote for the candidate? Let's jus tell ourself the truth
PoliticsRe: Delta State Has Never Failed Me Since 1999 – Atiku by Chrisslim(m): 7:31am On Jan 25, 2023
adioolayi:
I think PDP will win Delta State.... especially because the sitting Governor is on the ballot as the VP candidate.

Peter Obi should count Delta State out of his permutations...if not careful, APC takes the second position here

Dey play just dey play.
FamilyRe: Why Are Some Men Abandoned By Their Wives and Children At The Old Age? by Chrisslim(m): 9:26am On Jan 24, 2023
Choilila:
Because Men abandoned women during their youthful days chasing girls in the name of sidechicks.
So it's the responsibility of the chicks to look after the Men when their old age rocks.
Vawulence respond
PoliticsRe: Who Was The Best And Worst Performing Governor In 2022 by Chrisslim(m): 11:32am On Jan 01, 2023
SIMONEKPA7:
Best.
Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom
Dave Umahi of Ebonyi
Sanwo Olu of Lagos
Wike of Rivers.
Ahmed Fintiri of Adamawa
Ahmed Elrufai of Kaduna but a religious and ethnic bigots


Worst.
Ikpeazu of Abia
Ben Ayade of Cross River
Yahaya Bello of Kogi
Obaseki of Edo
Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi of Enugu
Dapo Abiodun of Ogun
Okowa of Delta
Diri of Bayelsa
Orthom of Benue
Aminu Tambuwal of Sokoto
AA Sule of Nasarawa
Abdulrazak of Kwara
Niger state governor
List not complete without prof babagana zulum of Borno state.
PoliticsRe: How An Elderly Woman Close To Peter Obi Looked At Him (Photo) by Chrisslim(m): 1:08am On Dec 27, 2022
MandelaLives:
75k
Can we chat on WhatsApp

08031312969
PoliticsRe: How An Elderly Woman Close To Peter Obi Looked At Him (Photo) by Chrisslim(m): 9:20pm On Dec 26, 2022
MandelaLives:
The woman is hungry and looking emptily. Look her eye well.

I have a Redmi 10c phone for sale. Bought on August 29, 2022. Everything in tact. It's the phone I'm using to type this comment.

Chat me on WhatsApp 07053311253.
Hw much do u want to sell
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Celebrate Christmas? by Chrisslim(m): 9:09am On Dec 25, 2022
ravensckar:
It reminds me of my wonderful childhood memories; eating jollof rice in our house filled with other children, drinking Coke, dad usually take us out to amusement parks, etc. cheesy cheesy

Now that I've become a father, I've realized how important Christmas is to children. My children have been jumping about the house happily because of the Christmas chickens their mum bought (feeding it and playing with it). They have been dragging the Christmas tree and light as well. For me, that's priceless! cheesy cheesy

PS- I'm a staunch muslim.
Wow wow just wow I wish all Muslims are like you people like you are very rare
Car TalkRe: As An Experienced Driver, When Slowing Down, Is It Clutch Or Break? by Chrisslim(m): 3:46pm On Dec 13, 2022
Omihanifa:
It's clutch first before the break. If you match the break without first engaging the clutch the car will jerk and stop
U re wrong man brakes first b4 clutch

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