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Niger is better than Shitigeria |
Better shoot your shot before it's too late |
Just be playing with her until you marry another person Let her think una still day date untill on your wedding day , you invite her to your wedding |
Mine own way of celebrating valentine is spending the night at a grave yard with my sweet lilith watching horror movie and drinking chilled zobo |
I stand with Tinubu even at that |
It giving pedo vibes |
LGBTQ infested country where men are female |
So theres a university website which i have found to be vulnerable:p I have no way of contacting them but hope they find this message eventually. They have a issue with their Mysql server which makes it very easy to dump (i have farmed atleast 18 important files and tons more that aren’t critical) (proof of dump above :3)
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Grab him by the balls and suck onto it |
adrien brody looks like a disgusting diseased bird
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Can you drain a sewage? Can you do basic roofing? Can you paint walls? Are you assertive, handy and masculine? If you aren't, why do you believe that you're still entitled to a feminine woman? |
Another simp whining about his pathetic quest for a wife? Let me tell you, buddy, it's not like picking out a new gaming console or choosing the perfect beer. No, finding a wife is more like trying to find a unicorn in a landfill. First off, you have to wade through the swamp filled with obese cat ladies and desperate single mothers. Then, once you finally manage to score a date, you better hope she doesn't turn out to be a man-hating feminist harpy who thinks your masculinity is toxic. And even if you do somehow make it past all that, there's still the small matter of her family to contend with - a gaggle of bitter old forks and emasculated scums just waiting to suck the joy out of your life either |
You have no hymen , you have no loyalty, you have no innocence. You are a forking who're twisted by the internet and contraceptives into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your whorish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even women who have a “very low bodycount” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your thousand c0ck stare is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a gullible guy to marry you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected roast. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a few cats, a bottle of wine, delude yourself that you're a strong independent woman who don't need a man, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your name but every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a woman of the streets is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably infertile. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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We'll be cute together walahi Imagine you and I Better enter my inbox now before I kms |
Billie hates niggers FYI |
Boomers forking kikes |
Buy an ad, Femi |
Nigeria is a dream come true for every miners Mining a very dangerous work but multi billon rewarding |
Go and apply if you no get work |
Maybe they were fulfilling God's will |
Eunoiaa:You're giving me the attention that I need so badly Thanks |
Eunoiaa:You're free to do what ever you want here Time is money eerrrggggh I do like that l live rent free in your head, no girl has thought of me ever so thanks for having me in mind |
cococandy:Not if Nigeria push to law any drug user and pusher caught sentenced to death People will fear to crosss border with drugs Population will reduce |
Eunoiaa:Wrong, I didn't close it It's still up , search carefully Send access bank a mail on my behalf |
Dtruthspeaker:Just kys please |
Just kys please |
All hail Lucifer In excelsi Satanas |