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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Now Refugees In Our Country, Shame On Tinubu....Niger Republic. by CHRISTFUCKER: 9:09am On Feb 15, 2024
Niger is better than Shitigeria
RomanceRe: My Female Neighbour Gave Me This Yam On Valentine Day by CHRISTFUCKER: 9:07am On Feb 15, 2024
Better shoot your shot before it's too late
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Giving Me Attitude Because I Didn't Celebrate Valentine by CHRISTFUCKER: 9:05am On Feb 15, 2024
Just be playing with her until you marry another person



Let her think una still day date untill on your wedding day , you invite her to your wedding
RomanceRe: South Korea's Weird Valentine Culture by CHRISTFUCKER: 9:00am On Feb 15, 2024
Mine own way of celebrating valentine is spending the night at a grave yard with my sweet lilith watching horror movie and drinking chilled zobo
PoliticsRe: Hardship: People Turn To 'Throw-away' Rice For Food In Nigeria - BBC by CHRISTFUCKER: 8:53am On Feb 15, 2024
I stand with Tinubu even at that
EducationRe: ABSU Lecturer Proposes To Student In Lecture Hall On Valentine's Day by CHRISTFUCKER: 8:52am On Feb 15, 2024
It giving pedo vibes
EducationRe: Korean Grading System (picture) by CHRISTFUCKER: 8:50am On Feb 15, 2024
LGBTQ infested country where men are female
Programmingi puked a university website (proof) by CHRISTFUCKER(op): 5:19am On Feb 15, 2024
So theres a university website which i have found to be vulnerable:p

I have no way of contacting them
but hope they find this message eventually.

They have a issue with their Mysql server which makes it very easy to dump (i have farmed atleast 18 important files and tons more that aren’t critical)

(proof of dump above :3)

Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Boss Poured A Glass Of Beer On Me, What Should I Do? by CHRISTFUCKER: 2:54am On Feb 07, 2024
Grab him by the balls and suck onto it
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by CHRISTFUCKER: 2:50am On Feb 07, 2024
adrien brody looks like a disgusting diseased bird

RomanceRe: You'll Never Be A Wife by CHRISTFUCKER(op): 2:36am On Feb 07, 2024
Can you drain a sewage? Can you do basic roofing? Can you paint walls?
Are you assertive, handy and masculine?

If you aren't, why do you believe that you're still entitled to a feminine woman?
RomanceRe: Finding A Wife Is Really Not Easy O by CHRISTFUCKER: 2:31am On Feb 07, 2024
Another simp whining about his pathetic quest for a wife? Let me tell you, buddy, it's not like picking out a new gaming console or choosing the perfect beer. No, finding a wife is more like trying to find a unicorn in a landfill.

First off, you have to wade through the swamp filled with obese cat ladies and desperate single mothers. Then, once you finally manage to score a date, you better hope she doesn't turn out to be a man-hating feminist harpy who thinks your masculinity is toxic. And even if you do somehow make it past all that, there's still the small matter of her family to contend with - a gaggle of bitter old forks and emasculated scums just waiting to suck the joy out of your life either
RomanceYou'll Never Be A Wife by CHRISTFUCKER(op): 2:22am On Feb 07, 2024
You have no hymen , you have no loyalty, you have no innocence. You are a forking who're twisted by the internet and contraceptives into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your whorish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even women who have a “very low bodycount” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your thousand c0ck stare is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a gullible guy to marry you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected roast.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a few cats, a bottle of wine, delude yourself that you're a strong independent woman who don't need a man, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.

They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your name but every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a woman of the streets is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably infertile.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

RomanceRe: Why Do People Always Think I Am Male by CHRISTFUCKER: 8:06pm On Feb 06, 2024
We'll be cute together walahi



Imagine you and I



Better enter my inbox now before I kms
CelebritiesRe: Victony And Billie Eilish Pictured Together Yet Again In Los Angeles by CHRISTFUCKER: 8:04pm On Feb 06, 2024
Billie hates niggers FYI
FamilyRe: How Many Of You Know About This Liquid? Indomie Generation Will Not Know It. by CHRISTFUCKER: 8:01pm On Feb 06, 2024
Boomers forking kikes
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Experience Working In Hotels And Yoruba Actors by CHRISTFUCKER: 7:57pm On Feb 06, 2024
Buy an ad, Femi
PoliticsRe: Multi-Billion Naira Lithium Processing Plant In Nasarawa State (Photos) by CHRISTFUCKER: 7:55pm On Feb 06, 2024
Nigeria is a dream come true for every miners




Mining a very dangerous work but multi billon rewarding
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Job Advert I Saw On The Street by CHRISTFUCKER: 9:00am On Feb 05, 2024
Go and apply if you no get work
CrimeRe: 13-year-old Girl Raped By Pack Of 7 Egyptians In Italy. by CHRISTFUCKER: 8:46am On Feb 05, 2024
Maybe they were fulfilling God's will
Christianity EtcRe: How Satan Is Using Nairaland To Initiate People Into Atheism by CHRISTFUCKER: 4:58am On Feb 05, 2024
Eunoiaa:
You'll need this encouragement more, because it's really so pathetic watching you create tons of topics, all a sad attempt at engagement. grin grin


You're literally such a loner that you have to come on here, seeking to be seen lmao.

You should thank me I'm meeting your desperate need for interaction in the little way I can. I mean you even share all of your own posts, all the time and they don't even make sense.

But instead of building your self-esteem to becoming a better person, you choose to troll me for that validation.

But don't worry, I will make sure to chip at the little esteem you have until there's nothing left.
You're giving me the attention that I need so badly


Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: How Satan Is Using Nairaland To Initiate People Into Atheism by CHRISTFUCKER: 4:53am On Feb 05, 2024
Eunoiaa:
You call yourself a satanist but you dey run from a vindictive person like me.



I do not need all of those labels you attach to yourself to come at you, hard, and tear into your soul like a dog ripping apart a piece of meat.

You will enjoy playing with this side of me you've lured out. Just be watching.
You're free to do what ever you want here

Time is money eerrrggggh

I do like that l live rent free in your head, no girl has thought of me ever so thanks for having me in mind
PoliticsRe: Should Nigeria Try To Discourage Importation? by CHRISTFUCKER: 3:33am On Feb 05, 2024
cococandy:
Nigeria will become a drug wasteland

Youth will be in the street like in Philly dazed and bent over . And to make it worse, there won’t even be a modicum of resources to even begin to help like we have in some drug ridden states in America
Not if Nigeria push to law any drug user and pusher caught sentenced to death



People will fear to crosss border with drugs


Population will reduce
Christianity EtcRe: Satanists Thread by CHRISTFUCKER(op): 3:13am On Feb 05, 2024
Eunoiaa:
Tochi, so you have deleted your GitHub profile and website? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


A self-proclaimed satanist like you dey fear like that? Haba now. You for nor do like that. Where did all your pride and everything go?


But that's very good. I'm pleased. Make sure to also close and block your bank account with Access Bank 😘😘.


Stay scrambling.
Wrong, I didn't close it



It's still up , search carefully



Send access bank a mail on my behalf
Christianity EtcRe: Satanists Thread by CHRISTFUCKER(op): 7:17pm On Feb 04, 2024
Dtruthspeaker:
So shall you burn with him forever.
Just kys please
Christianity EtcRe: How Satan Is Using Nairaland To Initiate People Into Atheism by CHRISTFUCKER: 6:58pm On Feb 04, 2024
Just kys please
Christianity EtcSatanists Thread by CHRISTFUCKER(op): 6:57pm On Feb 04, 2024
All hail Lucifer


In excelsi Satanas

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