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ProgrammingRe: Nigerian Universities API by CHRISTFUCKER: 5:16pm On Feb 04, 2024
Based :⁠^⁠)




You just earned a contributor
PoliticsRe: Released Schoolchildren: Oyebanji Thanks President Tinubu, Security Agencies by CHRISTFUCKER: 5:08pm On Feb 04, 2024
I thank my mom each day for not forking a nigger and being in shitigeria
ProgrammingWhat Are You Working On? by CHRISTFUCKER(op): 5:06pm On Feb 04, 2024
I'm working on a Durarara-inspired chatroom for locally-focused discussion. The goal is for it to be serverless, with all connections being p2p, and (will be) using ipfs-pubsub for signaling.
IPFS has had this sort of chat (orbit.chat) for a while, but it rarely works, has a lot of bugs and chat logs are permanently stored on ipfs, which is bad. So my version is basically a clone, but with ephemeral chat logs and a focus on local discussion (think craigslist, but less promiscuous geriatrics).
FamilyRe: Strictly For Men. If Your Wife Hides Her Finances From You, Do This. by CHRISTFUCKER: 4:56pm On Feb 04, 2024
I can't marry a woman that won't give me access to her account


Better still let her be without an account and deposit all her money in mine after all I'm the break winner and the major stake holder
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by CHRISTFUCKER: 4:51pm On Feb 04, 2024
Section . 80 by Kendrick Lamar
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Nigeria Is Sinking And Streets Are Full Of Tears- Kperogi by CHRISTFUCKER: 4:48pm On Feb 04, 2024
Gerrard59:
I love the body of women - well-marinated vagina worthy of being sucked and licked; well-shaped, perky, and sumptuous breasts to be sucked tenderly. As someone born and bred in a black dominated society, and with my time in an environment with few blacks, I have come to realise the beauty of black women. I might change when I see myself in a Latino-dominated society, but for now, East Asian and White women don't freak me. I like breasts, and so far, na only black women get them.

I really do love breasts. Seeing them makes me relieved. embarassed


Na God go punish those wey vote for Buhari in 2015.
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice
Science/TechnologyRe: Russian Cosmonaut Breaks World Record In Space, Spends 878 Days In Orbit (Photo) by CHRISTFUCKER: 4:45pm On Feb 04, 2024
First people to fly to the moon before Amerifatties thought of it
EducationRe: Why you must not attend a Polytechnic by CHRISTFUCKER: 3:22pm On Feb 04, 2024
School na scam
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian man, Emeka Nelson built a power generator that runs on just water by CHRISTFUCKER: 3:22pm On Feb 04, 2024
Rubbish



Convert that energy and do yahoo
PoliticsRe: Why Can't Africa Be One Country With Free Movement by CHRISTFUCKER: 3:14pm On Feb 04, 2024
Niggers aren't civilized and no one wants apes to be free



We prefer ourselves in cages
TravelRe: A Nigerian Lady Stranded In The UAE �� VIDEO by CHRISTFUCKER: 3:13pm On Feb 04, 2024
Skit
PoliticsRe: A Cry For Help by CHRISTFUCKER: 3:10pm On Feb 04, 2024
Matrix137:
Meaning huh
Rope
PoliticsRe: Should Nigeria Try To Discourage Importation? by CHRISTFUCKER: 3:09pm On Feb 04, 2024
Every borders should be forking open and anyone and everyone should be free to go in and out

Customs should be scraped and replaced with minimal border security


Priorities local industry manufacturing and agriculture production



Minimize imports





Make agriculture boom very well in the country by giving access to road , water , electricity and loans




Fund local manufacturing industries
PoliticsRe: Woman stabbed by Nigerian men by CHRISTFUCKER(op): 1:02pm On Feb 04, 2024
More pics

PoliticsRe: Woman stabbed by Nigerian men by CHRISTFUCKER(op):
video of them
https://x.com/kiwi_girl_Hay/status/1754075599965151712?s=20

QLD Police shut down comment section
PetsRe: I Will Kill My Neighbor's Dog Tonight by CHRISTFUCKER: 9:29am On Feb 04, 2024
Yes , please do it


I hate dogs and they piss me off
CrimeRe: Man On Death Bed Confesses To Police He’s The Most Wanted On The Run For 50yrs by CHRISTFUCKER: 9:28am On Feb 04, 2024
Jeon:
baba did an opened confession because he wants to see heaven.
😀😀😀😀
More like he wants to be popular because he was dying and no one knows who he was


He wanted fame
PhonesRe: Elon Musk's Starlink Satellite Internet Rejected In Botswana by CHRISTFUCKER: 9:27am On Feb 04, 2024
E wan use Africa cash out
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija Star Ceec Put Her Boobs On Display On Her Instagram Page In A New Photo by CHRISTFUCKER: 9:26am On Feb 04, 2024
Na pipe and dump material she be
ProgrammingRe: Programmer Needed For An Urgent Job by CHRISTFUCKER: 9:17am On Feb 04, 2024
Why are you like this??
ProgrammingRe: Will Scrape Any Data For You by CHRISTFUCKER: 9:15am On Feb 04, 2024
Drop your telegram @ let me chat you up
FamilyRe: I Won't Circumcise My Baby Boy (If Any) by CHRISTFUCKER: 8:46pm On Feb 03, 2024
I hate my mom for not circumcising me
TV/MoviesRe: Most Rewatchable Movies? by CHRISTFUCKER: 8:27pm On Feb 03, 2024
Mr robot




V for vendetta




The 40 years old virgin
TV/MoviesRe: Making Documentary Films by CHRISTFUCKER: 8:21pm On Feb 03, 2024
@Seun , how do you see a documentary about nairaland??
ProgrammingRe: What Programming Languages Have You Used? by CHRISTFUCKER: 8:20pm On Feb 03, 2024
C

Pascal


Cpp



PHP


Python


Lua

Go
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Be Re-united with Old Friends! by CHRISTFUCKER: 7:52pm On Feb 03, 2024
Bump
FoodRe: My Boyfriend Has Turned Me To A Cook: Could This Be Love? by CHRISTFUCKER: 7:47pm On Feb 03, 2024
The kind of posts that needs to be on NL
PhonesRe: Upload Camera Phone Snaps Here! by CHRISTFUCKER: 6:51pm On Feb 03, 2024
MrInfo1:
Nice pic with my N73 time 1:23AM Date : 31st dec 2007
Bad guy
PhonesRe: Upload Camera Phone Snaps Here! by CHRISTFUCKER: 6:46pm On Feb 03, 2024
naijafan:
just thot to put up more pics. lol (Nokia N82)

#1 - Fresh kid grin
#2 - Fresh kid with a friend wink
#3 - Numba 1 stunner, haha
#4 - Joblessness . . .
Paystack gang
PhonesRe: Upload Camera Phone Snaps Here! by CHRISTFUCKER:
grin grin

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