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Teaser4:
anytime dem ready make dem drop am...we die here...if I no see closure I no dey go anywhere, if you wan move on, abeg wakka alone no drag me if Ogun no wan kee you, no be Una fill form for me or pay my transport go Abuja..I came alone and I die alone ni fa...believe what you want...wannk any gibberish...me pick the one wey sweet me and ignore bad vibes.

PS: my source said soon, based on my last post, soon fit be soon ni. nobody knows.. leg crossed

inrainbows:
i am nont negative brother. I'm just realistic to know that no one should believe anything here. Have we not heard all this things several times before and even better than all this people? wake up. January would soon end. Quote this please when that time reach. People would never learn

Jezra:
Hmmmm how NNPC recruitment 2019 thread can change pple.
The default originalkalokalo would not have added any positive note in reacting to the latest news. But things have really changed and it's obvious that the "O" in our famous MOB have been replaced with "I" (inrainbows) it's now MIB official

Boypeace1:
How can it be possible
Bros 1990 is 30 yrs this year.
I assume u meant 1991

number5:
I've written and typed my resignation letter on Saturday to be submitted this week..

My work place needs a month notification, if APL is coming in august, i should be in abuja before august ends so i'm submitting july end..

Whats faith, when there is so much carefulness?

Joeboy88:
Good morning hopefuls...I woke up these morning with a heart full of joy because finally, am seeing light @ the end of the tunnel. To everyone that has contributed to these thread thru' their various sources, it has all been true just that circumstances keep popping up and keep changing our course but these time around, I smell apl coming real fast & jubilation will be everywhere.....To God be the glory.

NwanyiOkpa:
Anyone with sure odds?

I need money here.

NosaJBourne:
what are you still waiting for?

Nnpccourtcase:
Please, I'm looking for easymoneysniper

larride:
Hello hopefuls.

adamx23:
Lol.. I thought someone already trashed this out.. If APL has been typed, there's no way they'll be hoarding it due to the fact that there's a timeframe for acceptance of said letter and resumption.

souljar:
Na wa o. After reading the whole thing, na only provision upon provision I de see, cudnt make sense of it. Provision ni, Toiletries ko.

ohis12345:
Maybe N.N.P.C submitted the list so has to have it's Certificate of compliance for the recruitment. “A Certificate of Compliance (with the FCC principles/guidelines) shall be issued as final authorisation for the release of letters of appointment to successful candidates by the recruiting MDA (No MDA shall issue Letters of Appointment to candidates without this Certificate)”.

Gbyms:
Haha. Number 14.
I actually saw this recruitment 3 months before it started. Helped me get onshore on time lol.
I’ve been trying to get actual APL release date but no signal.
Let’s be watching for 20th. Please don’t quote me. I’m herbal

number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman , larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change , once you see them, run for your life, na dem

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers E.g Naijatruthooha

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.

Sulleymanimam:
Please all the people with sources, we believe and hope that OoE will drop in January. That is by the way, any idea how many GTs are taken, how they were selected? Is it based on the quota system or per local governments? Is it more of Northerners or Southerners? Is it more of Engineers or IT guys? Is it still the anticipated 1300 GTs or more? Please this is what we want to know now nd not the day APL will drop

hooha:
If you are struggling to pronounce OoE, abeg keep enjoying APL. It is the same thing....

emmanuelsea:
Happy New Year in advance people. 2020 is blessed for each and everyone of us.

inrainbows:
panalyst has finally spoken!!!

GeniusOla:
13th month Tfare

DarkShades:
As in!!! See Balhing! U go fear big man parols nah. Nothing do u bros. If u charge us money for the info sef, we go pay. *kneels down to beg* you are our only hope sir. Do not forsake us.

Umehlion:
TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!!! TOMORROW!!!