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Health / Re: UK Bans Nigerian Doctor Pestering His Patients With Love Advances (photo) by chukied(m): 4:25pm On Jun 01, 2017
You already identified what he did wrong. It shouldn't be encouraged
Abagworo:
Only one thing is wrong with what he did. He took her number without due permission but a lot of successful relationships and marriages started out that way. I guess the lady doesn't like him and felt bugged.
Health / Re: UK Bans Nigerian Doctor Pestering His Patients With Love Advances (photo) by chukied(m): 4:20pm On Jun 01, 2017
Father of two and no sense.....goat!!!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Moves Up In June FIFA Ranking Both In Africa And World by chukied(m): 4:05pm On Jun 01, 2017
Lmao....abeg put am 1 HT(X)

Emenandez4lyf:
Nah dis type of tori wey i wan hear.

TOGO VS 9JA go be my last sure game.
I don kari am X2.

All eyes on Iwobi and Nacho. I Know you'll make us proud.

SMH 4 snake threads!
Health / Re: FG To Implement 9 Laws On Smoking In Nigeria by chukied(m): 3:56pm On Jun 01, 2017
The one law that makes sense is the ban on smoking in public places...some people just don't have sense to know that!!! Causing collateral damage/ pollution to the environment

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Crime / Re: Lagos Jungle, Agbole, Where Men, Women Offer Oral, Anal Sex For Fees by chukied(m): 3:00pm On May 31, 2017
I can't even begin to imagine the transfer of infections.... And that baba is just making money deceiving them with wash and set. Juju no dey cure STD

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Crime / Re: Two Young Nigerian Men Fight Publicly At A Train Station In Europe (Pics, Video) by chukied(m): 2:51pm On May 31, 2017
Just imagine?? Animals

Amoyinoluwa24:
These two Nigerian men reportedly from Edo state were captured fighting at Vicenza train station in Italy on Monday. The reason for the bloody face-off is known only to them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ET9oaryNg

http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/05/two-young-nigerian-men-fight-publicly.html
Romance / Re: She Abused Me When I Asked Her Out. She Is Really In Need Of My Assistance Now. by chukied(m): 2:40pm On May 31, 2017
Am glad women like you still exist, who call a spade a spade and know right from wrong.

Raine80:
And let's say you were still dirt poor would she have gone through all the trouble to find you? I cannot believe you are actually undecided about this.
What she did still bothers you. You can say no and well and truly move on or indulge and give her the money all to be asked again.
Family / Re: How My Husband Pushed Me Into Having Sex With Other Men by chukied(m): 8:42pm On Jan 09, 2016
oglalasioux:
It's a free world. No one has the monopoly of seeking for fun even in marriage. A lot of people see women only as objects used in making babies. For crying out loud they are humans too. F**k tradition!

this is not a tradition matter. its an issue of applying wisdom to knowledge. her being in the marriage silently, knowing fully well that he's cheating is just absurd. her going to have affairs also doesn't make the situation better. sounding some sense to him about is advisable. if he's still adamant on the topic, then a divorce straight! the church will even approve it. then she should find a more responsible man to cater for her kids, that'd most likely be in her custody. that's what I think.
NYSC / Re: We Won’t Scrap NYSC, Says FG by chukied(m): 6:17pm On Jan 06, 2016
SerialGist:


Ask yourself, do i sound like someone who has ever seen the four walls of a university classroom at all? And you want to go for service?

I support you. After my four years in school I still don't see why I should waste one extra year teaching!
NYSC / Re: We Won’t Scrap NYSC, Says FG by chukied(m): 6:13pm On Jan 06, 2016
It's total bull-crap and nothing but a waste of one full year. How can one year work experience in a primary or secondary school make you ready for administration duties? They should think well abeg.
Health / Re: Please Help....i Forget Things Easily These Days... by chukied(m): 6:07pm On Jan 06, 2016
Try these

Romance / Re: Guys Which Of These Shapes Would You Go For/suits Your Standard? by chukied(m): 6:04pm On Jan 06, 2016
Tobillionaire19:


Are you thick?

She is...quite certain
Romance / Re: Guys Which Of These Shapes Would You Go For/suits Your Standard? by chukied(m): 5:57pm On Jan 06, 2016
Estharfabian:
I bet my Ass if A thick n slim girl walks into A room... y'all would turn your Girraffed necks 360degrees to stare n drool over the THICK girl's Ass...grin


Y'all would be Yapping about preferring "SLIM"...BuH deeply, you'd be craving for "Thick"...lipsrsealed big Ass n Boobies!


confused people!

Lol...we love 'em thick not slim
Romance / Re: Guys Which Of These Shapes Would You Go For/suits Your Standard? by chukied(m): 5:55pm On Jan 06, 2016
Thick and sexy plus size rocks all the way. There's enough to hold and cuddle
Celebrities / Re: Could This Man Be Cossy Orjiakor's Husband-to-be? (Photos) by chukied(m): 5:48pm On Jan 06, 2016
Can one completely tame a wild animal? Just the way a leopard can't change its fur color so it is in this case. I wish him the best

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Science/Technology / Re: Strange Cow That Refused To Die After Its Head Had Been Cut(video) by chukied(m): 5:46pm On Jan 06, 2016
H
kobonaire:
bros, na condition, MB cost oh grin

Lmao....everybody get their own wahala

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Science/Technology / Re: Strange Cow That Refused To Die After Its Head Had Been Cut(video) by chukied(m): 5:44pm On Jan 06, 2016
Omo no be everything science dey prove oh
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Transgender Stephanie Rose Show It All In New Photos by chukied(m): 7:30am On Jul 01, 2015
Strongly possessed and terribly ugly! A very sick/crazy thing to do
Crime / Re: Let's Join Hands Together To Fight RAPE! by chukied(m): 4:27pm On Jun 10, 2015
misssclassy:


Maybe when you get raped one day (God forbid), then you will know who he is.

Lmao
Religion / Re: The Year God Died by chukied(m): 10:31am On May 31, 2015
PabloAfricanus:


I challenge you to go read that post to the Nepalese survivors of the last earthquake...
Or the victims of the peaceful religious violence in the Middle east...
Or the displaced Palestinians who were forcefully ejected from their ancestral lands where they've been living for centuries...before the peaceful and loving sons of Judah came to enforce the mandates of their sky daddy...
I challenge you to read that to the many suffering from ailments of mind and body in many hospitals across the world...maybe it will offer them some succor...
I challenge you to read that to the victims of rape, ethnic cleansing, genocide and other inhumanities...
Get off your high horse of ignorance!

If you're talking of "ignorance", am fully aware of all natural disasters and unfortunate happenings that people suffer daily. These occurrences have partial relation with the belief that God exists. There are people who haven't been around any of that, what would you say they think of God's existence? If the above mentioned situations are your measure of God being real or not then it's your choice. Sorry to say but from the angle you're judging, you're not totally open minded. We can argue and argue till infinity about this and we'd still not be satisfied with each others findings. My truth is my truth and your truth is your truth, that my truth exists doesn't make your truth a lie nor mine vice versa!
Religion / Re: The Year God Died by chukied(m): 10:23am On May 31, 2015
chinkichun:
When I encounter European and American atheists, I'm not so shocked. But when I see African atheists, I'm amazed by their folly given the everyday manifestation of demonic and evil spirits in this part of the globe.

Y'all atheist try to look smart by talking about science and logic in the analysis of God's existence. Fine, you haven't seen God, neither have I. But didn't your science and logic tell you that for every action, there's an "equal and opposite" reaction? And if any of you dare deny you haven't encountered evil spirits and their works, or at least, you can't acknowledge their existence, you know within you that you're deceiving yourself.

That said, what is the opposite of evil spirits which Christians believe their source of power is the Devil?
We Christians refer to that being as God but he's not equal to the devil, he reigns supreme over everyone and everything, just the same way satanists believe the devil reigns supreme.

If you're are an atheist, contact me and I'll introduce you to a friend who's a spiritualist. By the time he's done with you, you'll definitely believe in God. You all just need more proof to believe and I hope you get more than enough proof soon.

Lmao!!! Well spoken. Let those who need proof indicate.
Religion / Re: The Year God Died by chukied(m): 10:00am On May 31, 2015
benedictuyi:
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student :Yes

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends /colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN

After this post, I think we're done here!

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Religion / Re: If Weed Plant Is From God Then Why Will It Be A Sin If You Use It by chukied(m): 9:02pm On May 24, 2015
With the way it's being abused, it's a problem. 95% of pple who consume it are nothing to write home about. For an item to cause more damage than good, any wise person will know better than to not refrain from it. Still it boils down to individual choices! Do what you like and be referred to or spoken about accordingly.
Celebrities / Re: Fuel Scarcity; Nigerian Celebrities Now Rolling In Keke Napeps And Okadas.photos by chukied(m): 8:28pm On May 24, 2015
ogorkojo:

Your cough never still go?

Lol
Politics / Re: Fuel Crisis Cripples Nigeria by chukied(m): 8:27pm On May 24, 2015
Lol

Crime / Re: Why We Sold Our Son, Nollywood Actor, Wife Confess by chukied(m): 11:58am On May 23, 2015
Outright stupidity. No sense at all. Just plain dumb and un-wise!!!
Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Proffers Solution To Nigeria's Fuel Scarcity, Suffers Backlash by chukied(m): 11:45am On May 23, 2015
WhoBeThisMan:
But be has a good point b4 sha, how much is the car?


5million naira
Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Proffers Solution To Nigeria's Fuel Scarcity, Suffers Backlash by chukied(m): 11:42am On May 23, 2015
FlirtyKaren:
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Lol....like what on earth was he thinking? As if it's only cars that need fuel....even diesel to power the gen that'd charge the car isn't available either....DUMB ASS!!!
Celebrities / Re: Fuel Scarcity; Nigerian Celebrities Now Rolling In Keke Napeps And Okadas.photos by chukied(m): 11:30am On May 23, 2015
ogorkojo:

Thanks
My night was good.
Hope you slept well too?

*clears throat*
Romance / Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by chukied(m): 8:45am On May 21, 2015
ProphetUdeme:
EXACTLY.... especially those young teenagers from 16 - 22 years. The matured ones always act responsible enough.

True word! The mature ones don't employ all those irrelevant methods of communication knowing the damage it can/will cause over time
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Aren't Gold-diggers, They Are Only Pursuing Happiness. by chukied(m): 12:06am On May 18, 2015
All you posted may be correct, from your point of view. But what about the part that explains whether women deserve to be treated the way you explained? It goes beyond what they want, and crawls into a deserving personality or character that would make a man swiftly meet to their desires or what you intend to explain in your context. It's a complicated topic tho....so I'd say women should act like how they expect to be treated and men would do the needy.
Fashion / Re: How Girls Sleep When They Make New Hair Style (pic) by chukied(m): 8:41pm On May 17, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

*readjusts my seat shocked shocked*

You say? 20 times?

Babe, you STRONG..

The hair is cute, natural, light to carry etc but God knows how much I hate that dryer.. If only hand dryer can do the magic embarassed.

Geeezz!! @ a point, I told the stylist that I was done, and I am going home. She was pleading I give it another 30 minutes undecided undecided.

Whenever I see the hair on ladies, I have this urge to try it again but then, one still voice will whisper to me: 'Are you ready to sit in the dryer for 2 hours cheesy?'

Lmao....please always listen to that voice!

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