₦airaland Forum

Chibuke56: All these united haters e go be like film when we lift the epl

U can sabi dream eh, even Joseph for Bible dey learn where U dey

NOV 15th

Ask Patience ooo, nobody know wetin dey dat woman head

room089: Congrats my Guy!

Even in this atmosphere of utmost conviviality you never shined your teeth at least for once. Are they that bad?

all dis english to tell am say em no smile?

BadBoy25: you guys really need to stop posting your ugly oily faces and filthy surroundings on this anonymous forum. don't make me lose my appetite .

hehehehehehe... I was waiting for dis kind of comment

D DPO must have offended some1 ooo.. Just Months b4 retirement, dey posted him to a place where he hasless than 30% chance of survival

See Country wey Hungry wan kill, dey form Ebola scare. Ebola no go gree even infect dat kind Hungry nation wey no get flesh

;DI'v done all and More. . Except Kissing my fellow man

Henrypraise: Ogho-Oghene n Okagbare liftin the Urhobo flag high, I knw Deltans are bless naturally, Omowumi n oritse femi equally doin the Itseke pple proud.

Only Uduaghan dat is frustrating everybodies effort, worst governor eva, maybe he commissioned dat swimming pool to encourage Ijaws to partake in sport

if not for Uduaghan, U won't even hear of Okagbare. He has been sponsoring her from the onset, he even pays her American coach and made her Youth Ambassador. If not for him, she proberbly would have run for another country e.g Ohuruogu.. Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ many Governors have don dat. Even if d man no try, on dat front its an A+

Dis stuff happened to me in skool ooo.. I dated ma Course mate, if I no dey class, she go call me, if we get assignment, na two people own I go do ooo, after lecture, straight to d house. I no fit lie say I get lecture to dodge ha cos na d same course we dey do.. End of month she go dey save money to buy cloth me go dey broke. Well dat was first year, I was a Jew Jambito..

Police can Never b trusted, they will kill innocent souls and say its either Cultist or Accidental discharge

If everybody own na True, Tonto own na big lie.. Dat PH girl wey go Airforce Portharcourt, she neva suffer for once

U guys talking Mongoose have never heard of a Honey Badger, they eat snakes, even if they are bitten, they sleep and d venom subsides.. They are d same size with a Mongoose bt only Bulkier and definitely d most aggressive creatures in the animal kingdom

shidof: yes, if muslim kill, it's an act of terrorism but wen xtian kill, they are either defending their land or retaliating. We must ol say no to terrorism of ol form and wats happening in gaza nw is more than terrorism. No to isreal act of brutality and terrorism. Enough is enough. Quote my post in wrong way and u nd ur family including ur unborn generations will surely face d kind of injustice dt Gaza re facing nw by the blessing and importance of this holy mth. May Allah return peace back to palestian and ol the oda country that are facing unrest nw. (Amin)

Oga, Isrealites are not Christians ooo, they are Jew men

Abi there was a Cease fire from Isreal and Palestine continued launching rockets into Isreal and injuring Isrealie Citizens. Abegii

masterP042: enters d thread, farts and zooms off

hehehe, make dat thing no smell ooo

And dis is one of d Benefits those men with three wives have.. If Oga touch U and U form, na till next Year ooo

kennygee: Why is the East always mentioned when it comes to kidnapping? This is becoming a reoccurring issue.

East with Kidnappings, West with Assassinations, North with Bombings.. Naija is under seige

But why didn't they use ATM to withdraw d money?? Stupid Kidnapper gan!!!

God Punish SouthAfrica wey wan replace us..

Dem don Born am d tym we Migrate from Egypt

MidaxPhoenix: The hidden truth is that the igbos felt betrayed by the yorubas, the igbos have always seen the yorubas as the brothers across the niger but the civil war changed the course of thinking.

An average Igbo respects a yoruba for his intellectual prowess while the yorubas respect the igbos for entrepreneurial skills... a case of mutual respect and admiration and the igbos felt betrayed by the tribe they respect so much during the civil war..

The yorubas owe the Igbo an apology, and the igbos should learn to move on but our leaders profit from the discord, hence cannot facilitate a true reconciliation..

The two tribes complement each others,

What the igbos lack, the yorubas have in abundance and vice versa so we find it easy to co-habit.

We, yorubas are lazy, rely solely on intellectual skills as ingrained in our culture but the igbos believes in the sweat of hardwork..

The yorubas will say- I no fit do that work o! And the igbos will say - make we try am now.

Yoruba schools to become bureaucrat but the igbos schools to become refined businessmen..

During my nysc in enugu, I was privilege to teach tutorials in advanced calculus, real and numerical analysis in ESUT and IMT, the shout of ''Chike obi'' and awolowo rents the air as I give them the short cuts to solving questions.

Gba be theorem I call it...

All I can do is feel good when we finish lectures and my students give me business cards and telling me to come to their shops in ogbeite..

And igbos marvel at the yorubas mathematical skills....

Enters a store, Nna nyem this, 120, that 235, those 340.

Give him 1000 naira, Nna grabs calculator..


But the market woman in lagos selling wares, she will retort....305 ni change yin.

The igbos don't have time to calculate money, they make it in abundance and leave the yorubas to calculate.

The igbos control the economy, the yorubas regulate it..

Nigeria is truly blessed.

God Bless U

He didn't deserve it.. Even commentator said mayb he was given for past glory.. Best Player in dis Tournament was James Rodriguez. Shame he went out in the Quaterfinals

I remember wen I want to soak carry then (especailly Ijebu Garri), I must first ceive it and remove particles. Now no time ooo

When I was lyk eight, our door bell broke so it was just two naked wires dat U join b4 it sounds, D thing Vibe visitors eh. My Elder Bro told me if I wear dunlop Slippers, Hold ma Breath and Touch the wire electric won't shock me. As I geared up and touched d thing eh.. CHINEKE!!! I lost 3kg

Nihilist: Shining is an ACT of reflecting for God's sake!!!

Stop being an ignoramus


shine

to be bright with reflected light; glisten; sparkle.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/shine

Full Definition of SHINE
intransitive verb

to be bright by reflection of light

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shine

Shine:
to send out or reflect light :
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/shine_1?q=shine

guy stop quoting dictionary and Google d stuff up.. It is clearly stated diamonds go missing in the dark. It aint even bout insults or anything bt sometyms U just have to accept U ar wrong

Nihilist: I don't think you understand English....

shine (shn)
v. shone (shn) or shined, shin·ing, shines
v.intr.
1. To emit light.
2. To reflect light; glint or glisten.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/shine

shine: noun
[in singular]
A quality of brightness produced when light is reflected on something:
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/shine

The fact that an object does not EMIT light does not mean it does not SHINE

I thought you were just being an insufferable pedant earlier...now I know you're just being insufferable.

Go and sleep...Kolo-suss

guy calm down na. Wat he meant was a Bulb shines it doesn't reflect, a diamond reflects, it doesn't shine. U see d difference?

chegx: stop hating on them, you're talking like as if Nigerian students dont end up with better CGPA's in foreign schools which are definitely of more standard than our federal universities that makes things dificult for us.

yes they have good grades abroad but never with 4.99. Heck even d Japanese and Indians in America don't get 4.99

chegx: stop hating on them, you're talking like as if Nigerian students dont end up with better CGPA's in foreign schools which are definitely of more standard than our federal universities that makes things dificult for us.

yes they have good grades abroad but never with 4.99. Heck if d Japanese and Indians in America don't get 4.99

He should have said we should also Observe Sabbath day and any tym we sin, we go use Sheep as Burnt offering..

In public skools, even if she sleeps with all the Lecturers, she no go smell 4.0 sef. CU will be giving mark for attending Church service