Story story, no be the same nigeria wey we know again? We sidon dey look,

the real wedding is paying bride price and getting parental consent

Dennisochampa:
..... Broz anyone I see, I go play as far as e sure.... Abeg run am for me.... Sapa dey run rings round me

if dem send am I go post am give you, I dey wait for today own

Dennisochampa:
...... Give me sporty bet code fess.... I no need light... I get am plenty... Keep your asylum.... Ion need it... Just give me sure sporty code!!

Bad guy, na komfam bets codes i dey get,u know dem?

Dennisochampa:
..... Thief pikin.... As if na Mali u from come.... Swine

Yeye, I be bushman from sudan , atleast we dey get electricity and cheap ⛽️ fuel, come make I give you free asylum

Dennisochampa:
.... Pity who born you first.... Ewu...

If u Wan Crack joke, you nor know where circus dey.... Pig

Anumpama, your father yansh there, who dey joke with you, I resemble your father mate, bastard bingo, 🤣 I pity your papa too, hopeless nigerian like you

Dennisochampa:
..... If e no do, problem... Now he's doing, you dey assume say na avenue to loot money.... When will you ever be positive in your life??

All of una no fit get sense at all, you think every cruise is personal, you guys take this madmen too seriously, I pity una

OAFMods:
May the hate you n you tribesmen radiate on all social media lead to you doom one by one while consuming your soul every step of the way.

May God punish you for your stupidity, omale jatijati, oloriburuku somebody,

Erukulele:


In saner climes, people like him will still answering questions till now.

Yes oo

El_sudani module at play

let the money choping begin, may this news favour my ministry

gang summit indeed , just bring agbado when coming, get me basmatic rice too

Erukulele:


ALIMODU SHERIFF

Thank you, that guy was a badoo

Shetima is a Saint compared to ali modu sheriff who brought BH, modu was the real badoo

Bulaba and his idiosyncrasies

BoldBrainz:


Even if you probably didn't read the body of the thread, did you not see the heading?

I read it in clear terms,I only asked a rhetorical question, and the question is aside other bikes for courier services, personal bikes are not allowed too, except the expensive power bikes, that's why I said it doesn't favour the poor, process that

What about power bike?, it isn't banned because government laws are meant for the poor because Rich men Don't do or climb okada, but I condemned wike's wicked vibes

burner selling points is uk

Why is nobody talking about the pay, dear lord your boy is loyal, papa God reason me too, amen

Looks like after, but definitely before, 100 💯 before knack

Anitatunde:
Part 5 and Final.




1 week to my release date, I received various death threats from all corners. The prison warden which I slept with also started acting crazy.

The guy think say prison na my house because he was sad and convinced me to stay back, abi you Dey mad ni Omo prison warden.

How do you expect me to give up my freedom and chose to stay in prison. Since the threats was coming left and right, I had to personally request to be moved to a different prison. But it was bounced.

The night to my release was the longest night. I couldn’t sleep all night because I don’t know what’s next for me. I stayed up all night.

Finally it was day break, 6am sharp, I was called up after doing all paper works and stuff. I booked a flight straight to MMIA Lagos from my savings in prison + other money at hand.

I was to be deported immediately. Police men took me to the airport like a celebrity, stayed with me till my flight was due.

They watched me enter the ✈️. I smiled and told one of the guys “I will be back”.

The story is longer than this but I had to summarize everything. I learnt a lot of lessons in my time in Tanzania, nobody loves Nigerians. They might like our music and movies but the hatred for Nigerians is very real.

Stay safe, stay blessed and be wise. Thanks for reading. Feel free to tag nairaland mods.

From what I have decipher you are a nice and kind hearted person, just keep trusting God, be strong, God bless you

I talk am say pochetino,na mumu, dem no believe, Chelsea na wa

safarilove:
I have modified thanks

It's a pleasure brother

safarilove:
Awon gaybriel..dem suppose hit dem 2 by 2 make their head correct.

Just day gay, without the suffix, it's an arch angel name,

he was a great wrestler, although vicious, ayya, Rip wyatt

I will never forget this invention

mumu government, the governors now have pocket money, on the contrary I hope it goes well for citizens

They can't even wait to return home? This is terrible, this is an example of character mismatch

Congratulations, their kiss have returned petrol to #70per ltr

Let the head breath

Sonnetoshodi:
Hello everyone.

I've been celibate for 10 months. Till I had sex couple days ago.

Before that time, I saw my self as God's favorite.

But now I just feel like God and I had a quarrel.
It hurts so bad, cause it's now like I don't know how to go to him.

A week now I've not said my night or morning prayers.

Has God left me? Can we still be close?
Have I don't something unpardonable.

Yes you can be very close, read psalms 51, pray always in tongues