₦airaland Forum

let the money choping begin, may this news favour my ministry

gang summit indeed , just bring agbado when coming, get me basmatic rice too

Erukulele:
ALIMODU SHERIFF

Thank you, that guy was a badoo

Shetima is a Saint compared to ali modu sheriff who brought BH, modu was the real badoo

Bulaba and his idiosyncrasies

BoldBrainz:
Even if you probably didn't read the body of the thread, did you not see the heading?

I read it in clear terms,I only asked a rhetorical question, and the question is aside other bikes for courier services, personal bikes are not allowed too, except the expensive power bikes, that's why I said it doesn't favour the poor, process that

What about power bike?, it isn't banned because government laws are meant for the poor because Rich men Don't do or climb okada, but I condemned wike's wicked vibes

burner selling points is uk

Why is nobody talking about the pay, dear lord your boy is loyal, papa God reason me too, amen

Looks like after, but definitely before, 100 💯 before knack

Anitatunde:
Part 5 and Final.




1 week to my release date, I received various death threats from all corners. The prison warden which I slept with also started acting crazy.

The guy think say prison na my house because he was sad and convinced me to stay back, abi you Dey mad ni Omo prison warden.

How do you expect me to give up my freedom and chose to stay in prison. Since the threats was coming left and right, I had to personally request to be moved to a different prison. But it was bounced.

The night to my release was the longest night. I couldn’t sleep all night because I don’t know what’s next for me. I stayed up all night.

Finally it was day break, 6am sharp, I was called up after doing all paper works and stuff. I booked a flight straight to MMIA Lagos from my savings in prison + other money at hand.

I was to be deported immediately. Police men took me to the airport like a celebrity, stayed with me till my flight was due.

They watched me enter the ✈️. I smiled and told one of the guys “I will be back”.

The story is longer than this but I had to summarize everything. I learnt a lot of lessons in my time in Tanzania, nobody loves Nigerians. They might like our music and movies but the hatred for Nigerians is very real.

Stay safe, stay blessed and be wise. Thanks for reading. Feel free to tag nairaland mods.

From what I have decipher you are a nice and kind hearted person, just keep trusting God, be strong, God bless you

I talk am say pochetino,na mumu, dem no believe, Chelsea na wa

safarilove:
I have modified thanks

It's a pleasure brother

safarilove:
Awon gaybriel..dem suppose hit dem 2 by 2 make their head correct.

Just day gay, without the suffix, it's an arch angel name,

he was a great wrestler, although vicious, ayya, Rip wyatt

I will never forget this invention

mumu government, the governors now have pocket money, on the contrary I hope it goes well for citizens

They can't even wait to return home? This is terrible, this is an example of character mismatch

Congratulations, their kiss have returned petrol to #70per ltr

Let the head breath

Sonnetoshodi:
Hello everyone.

I've been celibate for 10 months. Till I had sex couple days ago.

Before that time, I saw my self as God's favorite.

But now I just feel like God and I had a quarrel.
It hurts so bad, cause it's now like I don't know how to go to him.

A week now I've not said my night or morning prayers.

Has God left me? Can we still be close?
Have I don't something unpardonable.

Yes you can be very close, read psalms 51, pray always in tongues

This borokiri poor country should just pack well, imagine a very wretched Faso,

ThatCEO:
Talk dey sweet sha.

Let us agree on one thing. The current sufferings of Nigeria is not because of forex exchange but because of fuel hike.

So, if a person creates a fuel/energy crisis, the first thing I expect is for him to tackle that same crisis. Anything other than this makes d entire speech a hogwash.

Baba said he will dish out billions to businesses, release grains n fertilisers, but Baba made zero mention of how to deal with this fuel hike. D only thing he mentioned was about 3k CNG buses, but if I am able to access loan to buy a CNG bus, won't I be a compound fool if I don't charge my persengers like a normal fuel bus?

Is it that across all d appointees, there is no one with enough brain cells to tell him that "look, Baba, if we can't give these people a single refinery, n we can't subsidize fuel, but we hv d 12th largest gas reserve in the world, n those gases requires almost zero refining, why don't we shift these people to gas?"

I don't want subsidy back, but why has Baba not come out to tackle the fuel issue right at its source? Why are they running from CNG or even modular refinery?

Who are the people that own shares in Dangote refinery and why are they hell bent on forcing fuel on all of us, even tho we have gas. And exactly how many of those Dangote shareholders r currently in government?

I did the findings on CNG at Nipco. ₦4000 of CNG will power your 4 cylinder car for 150-160km. A 6 cylinder conversation costs almost 500k. If they place CNG conversion kit on list of items not liable to customs fees, the price will drop by up to 60% especially in places like Lagos. From here, they can now say, Oya go n convert your car at half the price, we will pay d other half.

But over their dead body will they make policies that will directly benefit us because their stinking fingers are all over the oil money of this country n they will do everything to ensure we all buy oil.

Nigeria does not have a fuel crisis issue, what we have are just leaders who will rather feast on our blood than make our lives easy cos their hands are deep in our common wealth.

Say whatever you like about Buhari, but Buhari had tasted some degree of poverty in his life at some point, n even tho he later lived in luxury as a president he still remembered that life is tough on the other side n didn't bring this sort of hardship on us at one fell swoop. These people have never spent their money on fuel since they started their political career n their convoy didn't reduce with fuel hike, u REALLY think they know what the price of fuel is? What we have now na, "may God help us."

You have noted brilliant observations, I feel the same way too, but unfortunately this people are deaf, they won't listen, and Nigerians are not really ready to take the bull by its horn

This car sells like akara in nigeria

Enter youtube

Mahone05:
He wants to resign and go, congratulations to Nigeria in advance

Happy New year nigeria

rexoluj:
Renault Duster 2012 to 2014

Sturdy car, 2.0L engine

I saw an ugly looking duster while driving just yesterday, the name wasn't appealing, so it's a good ride?

Another 4 years, for Nigerians to live with their consequences

Satazaa:
infact the Honda civic is so fuel efficient that I bought a full tank exactly a week ago and have been very busy and the fuel is just slightly less than half, bro believe no car beats the civic

I drove 92 civic before upgrading to 2006 benz, now I miss my civic, civic makes you forget filling station

success1smyn:
Lolz

Benz is still sweet and classic, my 2006 c class benz takes full tank in 2 weeks, not bad patapata

immortalcrown:
$6000 for protein? Does the chicken lay gold as eggs? Does the meat cure cancer?

Well, Igbo traders go soon bring Aba-made of the chicken since e dey move market.

Dem go spray am black