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F00Ls have hijacked the thread.

HML op

Ruthymoon:
Forgetting your ex is really not that easy ,cos everybody's got an ex,

stop the generalization that everyone has an EX, my wife don’t. And again his wife having an ex doesn’t justify the shameless act she did. Well, the redpillers on this forum might be ruthless in their ways of passing their messages but I agree with them with some of their preachings.

WAEC that none of them might even pass? Well,RIP to them

Only fools would actually Davido followed this crook before

Abfinest007:
are u ok.remember he can use his phatform to promote his candidate .u wat have u got

he has an old model phone with basic free data to surf nairaland

EmiDon11:
so at the age of 34 u never build ur own house?
Chaii, u still dey feed from ur mother's pot.,
Chaii u get ambition in life atall?

and what is the problem if he has not built his house at 34? Some of you just talk anyhow, smh

juman:
Obviously they are doing well.

do you know the meaning of obvious? Look at those kids and what they wear, and tell me if that man is anywhere near being comfortable . The wives do not even look happy. Look at their dirty shoes,eeew

So, abba kyari is being held for drug offense only?. Stupid country

See their dotted empty skulls

atheistandproud:
Are you high?

A house is an asset and it accrues equity. The price/value of that land will forever rise. Land that my uncle bought for N100 in the 70s is worth 200 million today.

Cars and phones are liabilities because their their value depreciates as soon as you buy them. A car or phone from 1970 is basically worthless today.

Can you drive around with a Santana or Peugeot 504 today?

Na wa oh.

that person you quoted is ignorant, avoid him/her

Now, it is obvious that the masses are truly the problem of this country, no one in the first page of this thread even read the article, yet commented horseshit, lol

Foolish guy
Does it even worth the stress?

So many things sha but convincing my friends to vote for buhari in 2015 is worst.

My question is all these they seize from these guys, where do the items go to?

What do you mean by pastor caught kissing? Even when people were there in the video?

Bahamas95:

Omicron007:



This is what you get when you allow someone who reasons with a dysfunctional brain to talk in the public square.

The case of Reno O'Mockery is analogous to Vulture Griller aka Mr.Eriggs.

O'Mockery also reminds me of the glutonnous, fair-women lover, Femi Foodie Kayode.

The three men mentioned above can easily be gotten with Money and Food. Once these are available, they can ass-lick you to death.

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Vulture Griller has been ass-licking Buhari's saggy frail balls for seven years and he has nothing to show for it, not even a barbecue stand!


Pukes!

Hah, which kind wahala be this

tayo60:
I also belong to that group. Read it when it was posted

the name of the group?

Liar. Oloshi

JONNYSPUTE:
... Thought you said you re in your middle theen? Smh. Your brother was right after all.

her imaginary brother. Most stories here on nairaland are fake bro. Read for fun, dont take them to d heart

@op. I feel your pain, and I understand what you are going through. Lastyear was tough for me that I lost some of my cars to accident, car snatchers etc. I didnt open up because that is my nature. I keep my shit to myself until when the thing is about to kill me . My greatest undoing is going to loan sharks for help because I thought I could meet up with repayment, and whenever I service the loan, I always go back to them to borrow more, different loan apps started sending link to me, I guess they have a way of sending numbers to themselves so as to enslave someone, my debt started accumulating, and it seems the little money I am seeing, I am giving all to them but do you know what?this shit gat to stop, and I mean right now. I decided I am not paying them again, and I am waiting for their defamations . I even spoke to one of my friends , and he suggested telling our other friends to raise money for me to offset the debt but I told him the only way he can help me is by not doing that because I would still go back to them, and it is a vicious cycle of poverty :Dthey cant defame someone that doesnt have fame, nothing makes sense since I lost virtually all my investments.
My advise to OP, find the courage to tell your wife about the loan sharks believe me, it is better to tell her before she hear it from someone else, that would kill her faster.
2. Tell your real friends the real situation, and others, tell them to ignore any message from loan sharks that it is a scam.
3. Stay strong, na borrow you borrow, you no kill moreover most people are used to this loan sharks message, they don't take it serious anymore.
4. Be positive




To the chinese dogs on this platform, I know you will come for me, take this to your boss, let them know that the HARD WAY IS THE ONLY WAY. The motive of loan sharks is to enslave Nigerians, and we need to send them packing. #ENOUGHOFLOANSHARKS#. Ire o

I love this thread despite the fact that it was an old one.. I wish the recent generation of nairalanders could emulate this old nairalanders. God bless you all whereever you are now.



I met my wife in 2012 through eskimi(social media). We were both young then(18 and 20) I was always disturbing her with mssg but she wouldnt reply, and there was a day I started introducing myself and I told her that I am a student of OOU(100L), and she replied that she was seeking admission into OOU. She said she has a postjamb to write, and she had no place to stay for the night, being a player then, I thought I could take advantage of her, but the day she came over, I had a different thought. She was so calm and looking innocent like a new baby. She spent the night at my place without closing her eyes for a second because she was so scared I could take advantage of her , but she was wrong because I had a change of mind when I set my eyes on her. She wrote the postjamb and when the result came out, she had 24 which was low for law , and I put a call across to her that she needed to do change of course. During all this time, I had up to 7girlfriends, even the day she came to do the change of course because it had to be done manually, I was inside with a lady moaning loud that the girl(now my wife) had to wait outside, and when we were done, I had to see my guest off, and before I came back, my visitor(now my wife) had laid the bed I just had sex on
Note: I had not asked her out then, I didnt even see her like someone I could date because she was so innocent and I was the opposite so I didnt want it to be as if I took advantage of her naivety.
During all this time she came to do change of course, I pushed 3 of my good friends to her to ask her out so she wouldnt feel isolated but she turned them down and one of my friends said and I quote" mumu, you no see say na wife God carry con give u?, but toto wey u de Bleep up and down no make u open eyes c am" immediately he said this, it was as if my eyes were opened and my brain greased with oil, and I thought about it for 2days but unfortuantely, she had left for lagos because we were through with the change of course palava.
We kept talking on phone casually, and I decided to go to lagos to ask her out but she didnt know, and when I got to lagos, I called her to come see, and I pop the question if she would like to be my girlfriend and she said yes. I was happy but my happiness was cut short when she got home and she called me that she didnt mean the yes but she just wanted to make me happy at that moment I was down and I went back to school but fortunately, a week later, her name came out on the admission list, and she had to come down to school again to pay acceptance fee. I spoke to her about my love again and she said yes on 22/08/2012(wednesday and I told her to kiss me if she really meant the yes, but she said no that she had never kissed before but she allowed me peck her, and that was the beginning of our love story. So many friends warned me not to break her heart because she was so tender and innocent. Gradually, I let go of all my gfs because this girl had everything I wanted in a girl, and you know what happens when the koko master fall in love*Dbanj* we dated platonically for 2years before we had sex and she said and I quote"I have made vow to God that 2men would not see my unclothedness, and if you leave me, that means I would remain single till I die" In my mind, I was like, who wan leave you before? , I die here.
2weeks later, she came to lagos to see her family,she was to menstruate, but menstruation didnt come oo, she was in 200L while I was in 300L. I left school for lagos so I could take her to hospital for test. we went to almost 10 hospitals because whenever we got to the gate of the hospitals, she wouldn't enter because she was shy and scared . Las las I took her to one private hospital at a very quiet environment , and we entered. The doctor took her to the room to collect sample , and after some minutes, I heard my girl crying loudly, and I knew immediately that water don pass garri. She came out to meet me crying bitterly with mucus all over her nose. I myself was ashamed. Lol
The doctor said she was pregnant but it was still at early stage, and he asked what our plans for the pregnancy, I told him no plan. He asked if I have what it takes to take care of a baby being a young guy and a student, I told him NO, and he said if we want to abort, it would only take an injection which was 5k because the foetus was only blood, I told him NO bluntly, and I held my girl's hand , we left the hospital. I had 17k in my picket , and I took my girl to my mum , I explained everything to her, and she told my girl not to worry that everything would be sorted out. Abeg make I make the long story short because plenty water dan pass under the bridge. We got married lastyear after dating for 9years , and the pregnancy then is a baby boy that would be 7years on MAY 1st. We call him toluwalase(God's verdict is final). We are married now, and we still do like boyfriend and girlfriend and nothing gives me Joy than when friends/family ask if we had ever argued/quarreled before because they have never seen that. Lol



Advise to the unmarried folks: please, dont have the mindset that there is no perfect relationship/marriage, there is and mine is one. For this 10years, we never had any reason for quarrel of any sort. Just define your relationship from onset , and you would be glad you found love. Gracias
Happy val


To the love na scam crew:
Love is never a scam , it is either you are dating an idiot, or you are the idiot

Where are the marry nigerian girls at your peril crew? Is this also a nigerian lady?. Cheaters are everywhere, and cheating doesnt know race or color#peace

Red flag
Someone that loves you would never hit you either jokingly or otherwise. FOOL, shine your eyes

You want to bam bam

Why would your mum send away someone you have been with for 7years? That is wickedness. Now, she would push you into the hands of a bad man. Stick to what your mind wants becos las las, na you go dey the marriage.
Thank you God for giving me my friend to marry. I dated my wife for 9years and now, we are living like twins. Nothing gives me more Joy than when friends/family ask if we even de quarrel @all because they have never seen us argue bfore and we play like kids. Na because we don kno each other finish. ,@OP, dating for that long is a privilege for you and the guy, please stick to him. Reason with your mama say it is either d guy or no one else. Ire o

Chai!!
Those days wey my mama go keep garri put coins for kulikuli and sugar inside the garri , keep for neigbour house. Those days we dey use magnet find coins inside gutter , go de march the coins inside mud incase the coins don de rust. Those sweet days of bathing outisde freely jingling d*ck like bell. So many

These boys are hardened. Look at their ugly faces with skinny/malnourished body

Lol. Ti e ta

bestdefender:
Last girl to be married from nairaland other girls remaining are shemales, feminist, good for nothing,retired ashawo, and uneducated fools who can't hustle to make money but are after yahoo boys for money nonsense.

Anyways congrat my G

lol
Your mouth no go kill you��