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RomanceRe: Could This Be An Invitation For Sex??? by chupcake(m): 9:42am On Apr 06, 2015
If it is true, then you are the S.I unit for mumu.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Sister Wants To Waste 6months Of My Years In The US by chupcake(m): 9:39am On Apr 05, 2015
Is it a federal government job or is it a job in the telecom industry. What I am saying is job security, how secure is the job? You won't wanna risk getting laid off when the offer is off the table and end up regretting not taking it.
PoliticsRe: 'better An Ex-dictator Than A Weak President'- UK Telegraph by chupcake(m): 5:06pm On Mar 23, 2015
barcanista:
The UK telegraph and other foreign press and journalists should make sure that they get their PVC and be ready to vote for the Dictator. As long as Nigerians are concerned, we are renewing the tenancy of President Jonathan in few days time.
Nigerians keh, speak for yourself bro.
Looks beyond the money you are paid cos as far as I am concerned, anyone who think this country will be someone day a better place won't vote for GEJ..
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by chupcake(m): 8:45am On Feb 19, 2015
Buhahahahaha... Iya Ruka.. Lmaooo... I can't even imagine. Well, I hope her mother is still alive. I'll go to their house and slap her mother heh. I will do that for two reasons.
1. Tit for bigger Tat
2. Punishment for not raising her daughter cos if she did, she won't come and slap my own mama.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Tears PDP Membership Card In Public by chupcake(m): 12:22pm On Feb 16, 2015
horlabiyi:
This Baba has been bitter with GEJ. You spent 8yrs as the president of this country and can't just sit at your Ota farm and leave GEJ alone to do whatever he wants with his govt. Baba Iyabo you're nothing but a common Nigerian you're not bigger than this country. Can't remember Mandela bad mouthing SA president before his death. Clinton,Bush also to Obama govt.
'....do whatever he wants with his government'. Well, no matter how intelligent you are, you'll always sound s.tu.pid when defending a st.upi.d master.
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili, Nigerians React To INEC's Decision To Shift Polls On Twitter by chupcake(m): 12:43pm On Feb 08, 2015
Did Jonathan postpone his foster daughter's wedding when 2000 people was murdered in Baga...

Did he postpone the declaration ceremony when scores of primary students were murdered in cold blood.

GEJ is a joke
PoliticsRe: North Rejects Election Postponement; To Resist Any Attempt To Sack Jega by chupcake(m): 12:26pm On Feb 08, 2015
naijaking1:
If Jega doesn't want to resign it would be so easy to disgrace him out of office, for instance, how come he is a part of the northern leaders meeting trying to oust GEJ while at the same time he is supposed to be the arbiter of elections between GEJ and a northerner?
How come he has been using lap top computers 'donate' by northern leaders to register under age youths for the election? Why accept computers from one side of the fight knowing fully well that these computers talk to each other and could be manipulated to rig results?
Why, why, whyhuh
Source pls...
RomanceRe: I'm Sex Starve,but I Don't Want To Cheat On Him. by chupcake(m): 12:35am On Feb 06, 2015
ohaleoghene:
I'm joining him this year
You almost there miss, I promise you the guilt will eat at you until you tell him and he might be someone that won't forgive cheating. 6yrs no be beans oo, just think of all the 'preeq' that's waiting for you very soon...

Stay strong..smiley
RomanceRe: 10 Signs To Know If Your Boy Friend Wishes To Marry You. by chupcake(m): 12:30am On Feb 06, 2015
The sex bit is a lie. If the dude has had sex before, its either he's getting it somewhere or he's getting it somewhere if you as someone he claims he loves, stay in the same room for days and not do it.

The spending on her education part too is a tad bit 'somehow'..

Every night before I go to bed, I pray I end up marrying my current GF and yes, we have a healthy sex life.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Poll: How Jonathan Will Beat Buhari In North – PDP by chupcake(m): 7:08am On Feb 02, 2015
I laugh in spanish.... Make him go win for there naw..
FamilyRe: My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me by chupcake(m): 4:07pm On Feb 01, 2015
You took the words out of my mouth. You mentioned he takes water a lot. That helps. Does he smoke or take alcohol? He shld stop doing those. A man shld know anytime he's close to 'erupting', he shld slow down, kiss you more then continue, it doesn't have to be 'fast jerking' all the time.
DPointMan:
Carrots & Cucumber could also help do the magic. And he should reduce sugary things. Also, you can help him changing positions during intercourse, try different styles, the momentary break in transmission can help in prolonging ejaculation. #MyPersonalOpinion.

All the best.
EducationRe: Top 10 Universities In Nigeria 2015 by chupcake(m): 5:36pm On Jan 28, 2015
Immediately I saw Convenant on the list, I lost interest.
PoliticsRe: PDP-Sponsored Documentary On Buhari & My Analysis by chupcake(m): 11:29pm On Jan 27, 2015
If the APC decides to do a documentary on Jonah, I wonder if any sane individual will vote for him. Nigerians seems to have short memory, putting the 6yrs he has spent in office into a 2-3hr video will be bad for PDP.

I hope they let me vote with my Temporary Voters Card sha..

Vote for Change
FoodRe: How Can I Cook Nigerian Stew Without Frying It by chupcake(m): 7:04pm On Jan 25, 2015
Its simple nah... Boil the meat and chicken, add stock, salt and onions. Remove the meat and chicken, just pour blended tomatoes, pepper into the pot with the water you boiled the meat with, then you can add palm oil at this point. Let it boil and when its almost done, add your meat and chicken viola...
Nairaland GeneralRe: All Elections In Nigeria Were Rigged Since 1960 - Jonathan by chupcake(m): 8:32am On Jan 18, 2015
Bull-Poo...!! We want change... No one is gonna buy our votes, we are wiser now.
PoliticsRe: Ohaneze Tells Rev. Mbaka To Stop Giving Spiritual Poison by chupcake(m): 8:20am On Jan 09, 2015
achinaboy:
am not a politician,but anyone who is against jonathan,is just an as..s...h,o.l.e, they don"t want peace and will never see peace,,why because the little change that came through janathan these past years,,if all our past Big heads of states and president,did half of what jonathan is doing now,ladies and gentle men,Naija should havebeen among the best counteries to live,,mudavuka buhari is coming back to do what? that is my question,,to repeat war againt indicipline? ofwhich that is not what we need,if every part of our country is the way they are suppose to be,automatically,people go maintain for sure,,just making my point from outside naija,,jah bless ,let Jonathan finish his good works
The fact that you are pro jonathan after spending 6yrs under his rule shows you are as clueless and retarded as he is. If any of your families or friends were among those slained in the north daily, you won't come on here and talk gibberish. He can't strenghten the army to fight boko haram, yet he sanctioned the purchase or warship for an ex militant so they can guard the part of the country and makes money for him and his cabinet to loot. He talked at lenght yesterday buh didn't mention the 200+ girls that was kidnapped, those are our sisters, our kids.
PoliticsRe: {Explosive} Full Transcript Of Fr. Mbaka’s Fierce Attack On President Jonathan! by chupcake(m): 10:08am On Jan 04, 2015
brutef0rce101:
I will advice you to ignore that old man. He is a chameleon and people call him womanliness chaser on this forum. Stop wasting your time with him abeg.
Thanks man... Its just a pity some Nigerian Youths can glorify mediocrity as much as I see some people on here do. If only they know what would have been if we had good leaders.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Currently Attacking Military Formation In Yobe State by chupcake(m): 12:22am On Jan 04, 2015
Don't just pray for Nigeria online. Go out and vote the bastard that's sitting idle while some other bastards embezzle the money from the defense budget. My prayers go out to the soldiers, stay strong.
PoliticsRe: {Explosive} Full Transcript Of Fr. Mbaka’s Fierce Attack On President Jonathan! by chupcake(m): 12:18am On Jan 04, 2015
tomakint:
You must be a clown to accord me that way, are we fighting or something? In case you don't know...Rev. Mbaka cannot change the minds of my Igbo brethren who have seen the light to vote in Goodluck Ebele Jonathan come Feb. 14 so what are u talking about!
You igbo brethren... They are not the ones getting slaughtered on a daily basis so why will you be concerned. Your GEJ has failed in every way imaginable, A PhD holder that thinks stealing and corruption isn't the same, took an illiterate for a wife. Did you even go to school at all? Better look past the money you are paid cos I don't think any sane Nigeria would wanna go through this for another 4yrs. Keyword: Sane
PoliticsRe: {Explosive} Full Transcript Of Fr. Mbaka’s Fierce Attack On President Jonathan! by chupcake(m): 8:40pm On Jan 03, 2015
tomakint:
Tell me what is explosive about this epistle of nothingness.....trust me this will only add up to Goodluck Ebele Jonathan's votes come Feb. 14, 2015! Mark my Words!
Are you high or are you really that naïve. Are you within the borders of the country at all...!!
Tears fill my eyes when I see the Nigerian Youth come here and talk trash cos they've been paid.
PoliticsRe: #GEJ_wins2015 Now Trending On Twitter: Have Buhari Supporters Lost Steam? [pix] by chupcake(m): 8:08pm On Jan 03, 2015
ireneony:
A.boki where is your certificate grin

Jonathan till 2019 cheesy
It would be nice if you can go out of Nigeria so you know what's been said about Nigeria. The same man that couldn't equip the Army is sanctioning purchases of warships for Tompolo (who ever the fvck that is). Do you have any friends, family in the north? Pls think before you talk/type.
PoliticsRe: 2015: Witches, Wizards Endorse Goodluck Jonathan by chupcake(m): 6:08am On Dec 28, 2014
This whole GMB and GEJ thing is tiring sef... Ewo tun ni witches and Wizards. Well, I can't be bothered. The fact that a B.Sc holder can come and tell me a president can islamize a country as diverse in religion as Nigeria is beyond me.
PoliticsRe: How I Ended Maitatsine Crisis, By Buhari by chupcake(m): 6:02am On Dec 28, 2014
neuljosh:
Buhari is an extremist, a coupist, a bigot, and an oppressor, he's an old desperate jihadish
*1 in 2003 general election, buhari urged Muslims to vote for a Muslim who will rule according to the law of sharia, that makes him an extremist,
*2 he overthrew a democratic elected president, that makes him a coupist,
*3 after a successful coup, he sent the then president shagari a northern to home and jailed his vice a southern, that makes him a bigot,
*4 at the age of 73 he's still contesting elections without minding the future of the youths, that makes him an oppressor,
*5 he promised to make life miserable for none Muslims in 2011, he's supporters took arm and started killing none Muslims when he lost the 2011 poll, that makes him a jihadish
And everything you've written here makes you what....huh
PoliticsRe: APC To Fayose: You’re Insensitive Not Paying Ekiti Workers For Yuletide by chupcake(m): 10:20pm On Dec 25, 2014
Hehh... I kuku no pity them, them sha collect rice when them won vote, heh, make them go cook that one naw abi he don finish... Buhahahahahaha...!!!

PoliticsRe: Photo; APC Vice Presidential Candidate Campaigns For Vote Inside BRT Bus by chupcake(m): 10:09pm On Dec 25, 2014
Redoil:
Biggest clown of the century campianing and crying in danfo bus

PoliticsRe: I'll Meet With Other Generals To Solve Insurgency- Buhari by chupcake(m): 8:45am On Dec 25, 2014
First of, only an idiot will think any president can rule a country like Nigeria and impose his own religious beliefs on a country that's as diversified in religion as ours. Secondly, Buhari is a man known to have zero tolerance for corruption. Before your stupid hands will type GEJ till 2019, ask yourself this question, Where do you think Nigeria will be at this very moment if we aren't as corrupt as we are?

It is this same president that said on National TV that stealing isn't corruption which means they can continue stealing money and should not be tagged as corrupt. Those scores of people dying in the North are humans, our brothers, our sisters, our child and it took your president well over one week before he believed anyone was kidnapped.

Its time you think, I am not going to tell you things are gonna be better under Buhari cos for one, I can't see into the future, what I am going to tell you is things are just going to get worse under Jonathan and I don't need to be nostrodamus to tell you that.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Economy is Among The Largest in the World, says Jonathan by chupcake(m): 9:14am On Dec 24, 2014
LMAyedun:
I will still vote for the clueless One come 2015. I still prefer the clueless One.
People like you are what's wrong with Nigeria. If you've got any families or friends in the North, I am sure you won't talk like this.
PoliticsRe: General Buhari Shares A First Shot With Prof.osinbajo His Running Mate. by chupcake(m): 4:53pm On Dec 17, 2014
Escalze:
Sick old men.






Quote me and say rubbish make thunder fire your generation.



GEJ we know.
Is that how you were raised...?
CelebritiesRe: "Marriage Is Not Easy, I Am My Wife's Houseboy" - Basketmouth by chupcake(m): 4:50pm On Dec 17, 2014
All of una wey dey call am names, una blind when he talk say he's not always around and those are the things he does when he is AROUND nii... *sigh*

Kudos to you bro. The more people especially men understand marriage is a partnership and not a CEO and VP relationship, the better it is for our generation as a whole.
FamilyRe: Grandmothers Breastfeeding Their Grandchildren: Right Or Wrong? by chupcake(m): 2:03pm On Dec 17, 2014
I remember the discussion I had with my mom on this issue. She being a nurse has seen it before. She told me a story of how the mother of the baby died during childbirth and the mother of the baby daddy was the one taking care of the baby. Momsy advised her to breastfeed the baby and that if he sucks on it for some time, she would lactate. After a week, she complained of colour of the milk, she told her those are antibodies that are very beneficial to the baby. She gave the baby her breast for more than 2yrs and he is as healthy as any child can be.
PoliticsRe: The Crimes Of Buhari-wole Soyinka (MUST READ) by chupcake(m): 7:22am On Dec 17, 2014
I don't think we need to go that far in history to read out the crimes of GEJ...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Chooses Running Mate Today – APC by chupcake(m): 7:18am On Dec 17, 2014
Brightology2:
He is known as a failure. N so shall He be. In the name of allah. Quote me n die young
Calling someone a failure and using the name of Allah... *sigh*...

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