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I have an idea... How about we create a thread where instead of looking for links and stuffs, we post the links to them for downloads. I can promise to always post links of series I watch which include TVD, Originals, White Collar, How I Met Your Mother, Mom, Devious Maids (When it returns), Two Broke Girls, Tomorrow People, Scandal, Mindy Project, Suits (When it returns) . If a couple more people can promise to post different links, I think it can work. And hope this isn't breaking any NL rule.

Loool... Oversabi dey worry us for here oo.. This isn't a drone... Probably a Toy Drone, Not a military drone. The technology is way more advanced than this.

Anything to sha sell papers shaaaa.... Awon Olodo

At least.. If they choose to wear it the wrong way, they should at least slap on a g-string on that bum and not granny panties... Ass be looking like where river niger and river benue met.. Anytime I see a girl on leggins and wearing granny panties... She immediately ranks high on my razz-o-meter..

thanks op... I actually didn't know the meaning buh I know how it is used..

Yea well... Its all been said. She was in love with the wrong person. Don't let revenge ruin the rest of your life. I am not a fan of cliche so Telling you to pick yourself back up isn't my thing. Cry, if you think killing him is the best, Kill him but if you think letting go so you can enjoy the remainder of your life, that isn't a bad idea too.

Women are mysterious creatures. Its I'm personal opinion that the best way to get a girl is for her to never see you coming, especially girls that think they are immune to stuffs like what my brotha Teddy has been talking about. In my opinion, he's got you exactly where he wants you. Since you can admit it that you become friendly and all, it would be any guys mode of entry and believe me. The fact that you noticed it sef means he has succefully evoked a 'feeling' inside you, the only thing left is to convert that into what he wants and before you know it, Baaam...!! Lool

Incrizz: Aww..I didn't think you were harsh but I was like wow! I have never been so wrongly judged, you get..?
The thing is: the OP said it's a strategy to get a girl you like to fall for you. So, my question is, if you're really wanting to get girl of your interest to fall for you, is it by showing off your other romantic interest..?
And the funny thing is, once I lock up on a guy who does that, I become more friendly and open and easily accessible to him (because somewhere down my soul, I already know we wouldn't happen, lol). It 's not on purpose, it's what I have noticed.

Obidike jr.:
Mr Ted is tired, we here to help.. *bw guys our wahala too much sef, 21 pages of problems! lol. Not even one gurl yet. Gurlz jus sitdown for corner de laugh, we don blame them, we do most of the courting not them.

Happy Christmas.

Lmaooo... Abi ooo. Merry Xmas bro..

CHIMSKY: Have a crush on this woman.She seems like she is into me as well.Cos we talk for long on the phone.Whatssap.Facebook.But she is married.How do I take it to the next level?

You don't... She's married for Gods' Sake... Would you like someone to 'take it to the next level' with your wife?

I was still telling my friend this earlier today... I read the same article on Yahoo months ago...

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@D3BO9:
There is this babe the first time we met at all we fought not physically now the ish is that I want to get in her pant she's my friends friend another female and that one has refused to give me her number i'd steal it from her mobile tho but how do you suggest I make my move on talking to her ( this girl is very RUDE and she's a couple of level ahead of me uni thinz ) she's one proud mofo exactly why I want to chop the cokkies

When you put it like that 'Get In her Pants', this thread isn't for you. You have to at least like her. Sounds to me you looking to score and nothing more.

DailyNews: ...and the girls/ladies are also reading all these open tactics to be used on them

Poster, u shud have invited guys only into a secret room na for a private session of course malaria keep changing form to counter the latest preventive measure

And there is one adage that says: when the hunter learns to shoot without missing, the bird will also learn to fly without perching

So the fact that girls and ladies are also allowed to read all these tactics will soon make it inactive, which means: be yourself and u will meet your kind of girl someday at the right time, except u wanna be a player keeping numerous girls, dunno.

Nice thread all the same, well done @Op

Loool... Shey you think they don't know all this nii... They do nah and most times, contrary to what they say, it will always work. Women are all about 'feelings', how you make them feel and even if they know from the get-go you wanna 'woo' them, if you do it the right way, make her feel relaxed, make her feel like she can trust you, make her feel happy, my guy you'll reap the rewards.

See what you want and going after it.. You've got my respect there. Went on your profile to see how you look cos that obviously will influence my ansa... I sincerly hope you don't look like '5 asses fused together'... #JustSaying

Anyways, to get a dudes attention isn't hard, find out what interests him and take interest.. If your pretty (his opinion) and carry yourself well... Its only a matter of time.

marianazme: Can u give advice to d ladies too or is this strictly for guys?

What exactly do you need advice on.

Boll2010: obviously this is same old shit!.......earlier you were talking about how Em cosigned kdot alone.....I gave you how he cosigned Jcole.....you dropped your jaw.!!!.........now you saying sales.......dude you make me laugh.....if you compare MMLP2 to previous eminem project! The joke is on you if you say Em is the game right now!!!! Dude wake up!!! Its called HIPHOP not HIPPOP!!! Your obsession for Em is making you not get the whole picture......and to those sales I can tell you his skin colors makes him have more sales number than any rapper.....only a FA!G won't know that!

Bro, you don't need to curse to get you points across.. I am obsessed with people who make good music.. Adele, Linkin Park, Tim McGraw, Em, U2,AC/DC, Pink, Dr. Dre..

I decided not to pursue the kdot/jcole thingy cos you were obviously not reading when I said 'Kdot only rapper on MMLP2', then you went straight to the tour. I read about that ages ago.

I actually shouldn't be arguing with you.. The numbers are there. If you truly believe the Highest Selling HipHop artiste of all time is there cos of his skin colour... You got another thing coming.

Boll2010: dude you pratically know nothing about hiphop!!! Go study the chart with pop dudes!! When you talk hiphop the sales doesn't count!!!!! Nas didn't sell much albums as that but dude is a living legend!!! Dude can't be compared........I told you earlier stop bringing eminem all the time like his the hardest!!!! dude can rhyme how he eat his dinner for a whole 4mins track!! No disrespect dude is great but saying is uncomparable? Is simply fallacy!! And when you say dude keep getting a lot of PLATS......its all because of his skin color that's why dude sell up to that!!!!
For the fact!!! You keep saying for kdot to be the only one on eminem album? Dafuq what's special about marshall marthers 2?huh? Nigga don't stan the whiteboy! This last album is nothing compared to his past projects?if you truly a hiphop head and not some sunk heads!! Eminem ft kdot -LOVE GaME.....that track was so overated like sh!it! Nothing special about the track

For the fact!!! J.cole and kendrick are the only rapper on eminem rapture tour!!! So why you going nut for eminem? Dude go bust ya'weed on a sissy!

This a link for the tour with Em-------->www.billboard.com/articles/columns/the-juice/5763127/eminem-kendrick-lamar-j-cole-heading-down-under-for-rapture

Bro... I stopped talking hiphop with you when you said 'He sells cos he's white abi something like that' .... When it comes to Hiphop, Sales matter, The last classic NAS released was when Pop was the order of the way, when the Michael Jackson and the Boy bands where it.

MMLP2.. The album is another classic, If you say the Love Game song is trash, then I doubt if you know the meaning of Hiphop to begin with. Did you even listen to the whole album, For real, for a rapper to keep selling like that and you come here tell me he's something short of 'Not Good'... Wow...

And dude, NAS can be compared, We've got the likes of Tupac that continued selling. Oya tell me sales doesn't count. BIG continued selling... Jay Z sells, Wayne Sells, T.I sells... Right now, Em is the best in the game. Abi how else will you rate them if not sales. The rest is just personal opinion...

Buh to say eminem sells cos he's white... You obviously don't know anything anout Rap... Absolutely nothing..!!!

Shekson: Phero is definitely an underrated rapper.
Regarding J.Cole vs K Dot, I will definitely pick J Cole over Kendrick. For Jay Z to have been impressed wif J. Cole shows his mantle.
IMO, I prefer J.Cole.

Ohh and Eminem is impressed with Kendrick and last I checked Jay hasn't sold 70M albums and EM already sold more than 85.. I don't wanna talk lyrics cos even Jay knows Em is a beast..

niyeee: There is this lady i so much admire, am happy i got her at last - last week
The problem is that i ll have to wait for 5yrs b4 marriage. She is in 200level while am serving.
How do i keep the relationship blossom till then?

The thread is about getting the girl buh I'll try sha.. I have never had a 5yr relationship buh I think I have an idea... Ner be boring, Keep her interested. If you guys are sleeping together already, Always evolve in that aspect. Be spontaneous, you already know what she likes, keep on doing them. Even if its long distance. I once had a long distance relationship and every friday evening is like our own 'movie night'. There is kuku konga and the rest so you can send gifts. Make time to goan see her... A friend of mine told me that 'Whatever you did to get the girl, never stop doing them when you get the girl'

Mrluv: Op.. U re doing a great job..My own pblem is am not gud in teasing babe and i don know hw to make a girl laught

The thing I learnt about making a girl laugh is this... The harder you try the harder it becomes. Don't set out primarily yo 'make her laugh'. Listen to her. Like tedy said, make it all about her and listen.. The opportunity to say something funny will come up and when it does, stay in character.

[quote author=kingjosephat][/quote]Seems you really like her, if that's the case then its either you are been too careful when it comes to sex.. If you have to appear both as someone that she wants to be with and someone she wants to sleep with.. Its even good she hasn't friendzoned you yet. First am formost, do the thing OP said about the six months thingy. If she's part of your future plans, then she knows she has a future with you. As for been the person she wants to sleep with, if you've seen '2 broke girls' you'll know what 'se.x.ual inneundo means. Be subtle, funny yet direct. Talk more about sex in a playful manner. If you watching a movie together and there is a sex scene you might start with 'hey - this girl is not even kissing the right places' - Things like that will open her up.

Mickyboiz: Dman gt drogba 4head? Abeg Start frm anywer

*sigh*.. The man will tell you 'You will struggle to get zero' ... And he wasn't kidding.. You'll read your eyes out, write test.. He go even draw eyes and ears for your zero... When we wrote MTS 412, after he marked the script, he said only two people passed, the score sef was 55 and 45, the closest to those ones scored 30.. He's is the very few lecturer in school that can fail 55 outta a class of 60 and still seperate Carryover student to a single row during exam.. So na the rubbish wey una dey right una go fit copy.. Him exam, you no fit carry expo, Google him question, You dey OYO. Even him test, if una like, siddon ontop your self, he go just siddon for back dey laugh una nii... Dr AAA Agboola... Buh me love am sha, he's class is always funny and mehn, the dude sabi book.

Boll2010: biochemistry is a nice course......atleast your 100lvl is just the normal courses for major......don't fail your MTS 101,PHS 101 and you BIO especially......and your lecturers are kinda still easy.....nothing hard.....BCH atleast you guys need to take your 100lvl seriously......take your CHM very well cuz you will be buildn on that in upcoming courses.....nothing serious! The only hard part of your courses are the CHM you will be borrowing......and 200lvl you will be offering a MTS course called MTS232 that's O.D.E(ordinary differential equation) this particular course people in this department carries it a lot! And it can go al ong way till final year if you aint careful......so read and be serious! Prayerful......and your lab praticals also......majorly people in CHM dept usually choose BCH but get dump in CHM.....if you a serious person an upper should be ok or nothing less than a 2nd class lower! Do have a great day...........

And luiza hope you having fun with your bday!

Yall do have a great day!!!!

MTS 232... That's the only thing I know about BCH and Chemistry student.. Don't carry that course and pls don't approach it with fear. The course is the only course I went to its exam with 'complete confidence' buh before I opened the book, I was hella scared...

Odunhana: Dull thread with loads of fish brains..........

Painment...!! Buhahahaha

kingjosephat: @OP, dere is dis lady I met around 3 months ago, I approached her & we became friends. I call her often so wen I discovered dat she is attracted 2 me like in d 1st month we met I asked her out she agreed & we went 2 a place & had a 9ce drink but I remembered dat she told me dat she doesn't go out but she did dat 4 my sake. So dere was a particular day she asked me about my girlfriend which I told her I broke up wit her & I also gave her d reason Y we broke up. She asked me wat are my plans & I told her dat my heart is leading me somewhere. 2 cut d story short, I proposed 2 her last 9te, it doesn't take her much time b/4 she said yes. But d pain am having rite now is dat she said its on one condition which is "No SEX". So wat shud I do?

Well, the question is for the OP buh make I talk wetin I feel. If she says No sex, she prolly has her reasons. Maybe she is a Virgin or it might be religious. Find out where she said that, if that reason is something your can circumvent, you'll know. If you don't know what you dealing with, you won't know how to deal with it.

This is like the Nigeria's version of David Angelo's classic 'Double Your Dating'. Teddy bro (100 gbosa for you), you've said it all, picked up a few pointers too tho, you no fit sabi everything nah...

I have never had problems getting girls to like me, I am probably doing something right abi.. I'll just follow the thread and add small small where I fit while picking up pointers myself.

Boll2010: dude don't let us derail this thread......I will use eminem words for you......you just a stan who is not going to walk away from the path of illusion!......son do that fast! Before niggas kill ya'vibe!......is it the same white boy that can rap about the same thing for good 4mins? His good no doubt but not alive.....dude if you were a roman you do worship all the god from zeus to last!

Am no stan.. Just a nigga who loves good music. In the spirit of not derailing the thread, amma just post about this once. If you can tell me another rapper who has sold 1.76M first week (MMLP) making it the fastest selling album from a solo artiste in American History, won an oscar among other thing. Em is the highest selling rapper of all time, he has the highest selling rap album of all time. He's is the only rapper that has never been 'outrapped' on a feature (Gimme an example. Notice I said feature so Bad Meets Evil doesn't count). He is probably the only rapper that will get to 100M, he aint there yet tho. If you can mention a rapper alive that has the same level of achievement.. A rapper that keeps on selling even at his lowest point, Holla.

Boll2010: see I don't want to tackle you with that white boy!!!! Cuz if I tackle mehn you won't get my drive......but eminem a top man tho!!!!

Bring it on bro... Anyone.. Eminem is arguably the best rapper alive...

fapcrook: ur PINa colada??... Lol.. Ur pin?

Gimme yours...