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And one idiot will come here and write GEJ till 2019... Awon Oloshi, Oloriburuku eyan.

MarvellousGod:
Most of the people that attended to the question are obviously in an unhappy/loveless marriage. .. What's wrong with living in a house built by your better half?? So, if your wife earns enough to help erect a good structure, she shouldn't because you can't live in a house built by her?? But will rather live in maybe a two bedroom flat owned by another woman?? Alot of men have Landladies

Wonder the kinda marriage we have these days...Imagine someone saying he would rather live in a house built by pigs, pheeeww ...... How does a woman building a house translate to becoming disrespectful and domineering to you? So women shouldn't build again?? She could even be giving you the money which you can then give to the contractors......

Guys should let go of their ego especially when it comes to marriage, Marriage is partnership. ....I rest my case...

May God Bless You.

Really I don't believe this story buh let's pretend for one second its true.. Judging from what happened when you were dating, you need to continue begging you, he is your husband, he is bound to forgive you someday. Sex isn't something that's suppose to be painful to one partner and enjoyable for the other. When you see he's in a better mood, talk to him. You should also try meet him halfway, initiate sex too, I think you have some form of control when you do, that way you can make him do what you up too. Playing the victim won't help you at all if he is the type that gets off when you hurting. If you don't level the playing ground with him, it won't stop.I don't think you are the type that enjoys sex very much buh at the level, you shld 'learn' to enjoy it as best as you can.Having sex isn't suppose to hurt, talk to your doctor. I don't advise you reporting him to anyone, it will only escalate issues. Its your house, its high time you took a stand and tackle it head on..

EroticAngelina:
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BUTT MASSAGE
this is a really good way to increase your butt!!
rub coconut oil or gasoline in your butt, and massage it......

Shey its only me that's reading gasoline nii abi gasoline means something else.

Too long to read buh you want us to read your blog shey..?

post=28219879:
Too long a story to read, but Thank God for you anyway.
www.yemisis blog.com

Okay... GEJ is just clueless. There are so many ways to make budget cuts, let them start from their own backyard. You can't tell me there isn't an atom of truth when Sanusi gave us that absurd numbers. Now he wants to remove the subsidy on PMS without a viable refinery in the works. The ones we have, there is no talk of it been fixed and some fool will tell me its okay to just yank the subsidy just like that. He could check the corruption in the subsidy payments buh he isn't.. So many things that could be done buh nah, its the option that will make the life of the masses hard is what he's doing. I hope he even dies before the election sef.

Cos he is a SAN doesn't mean he can't fall for a scam.. If its that, na only people wey no go school yahoo boy go fit scam.

It really doesn't matter. I think I have a thing for the upper lips tho

The idea behind this isn't to completely ignore the guy, its to give him just enough to keep him interested buh not enough to get too comfortable, if a girl does this, them amma chase her max 6 months. If she completely act like she isn't interested, 10 days and am out.

martolux:
you can't wait to get married my brother, u r dangerous!!

Dangerous bawo... I really can't wait, this single life haff tire me nii jare. There is only so much random sex you can have before it gets tiring.

Yeaa... All that can happen buh the first year will also be the honeymoon period of the marriage where you'll have loads of sex. If the dating period had a level of understanding that is strong, you should have had ample time to spend with your partner, its when the marriage gets to 3-4yrs, that's when it becomes scary, that's when it dawns on you, you really aren't going no where buh either way, I can't wait to get married.

I am gonna assume you are not talking of sisters, families or friends. If its the kinda love married people have for each other, then you are probably gay or have hormonal problem. I am guessing you mean the person doesn't turn you on in any way or you not sexually attracted to the person at all. Maybe you don't love them to begin with or as I said earlier, Gay or Hormonal issues.
Those who think love and sex are two different things and don't have any relationship, you are delusional. Staying in a relationship without having sex has to do with more of choice than desire. People who are genuinely in love and are not having sex avoid situations like being alone for a reason. With love comes sexual attraction and with that comes the sex.. Buh then again, what do I know.

Apart from Infinite, I bought all of Em's album on iTunes so the last one was MMLP2. That was late last year or so..

unmask: - slice tomatoes, pepper, onions, carrot, spring onions, cucumber and cabbage then put in a bowl

- boil indomie with half the spice till it gets a little bit soft

- put vegetable oil in a frying pan on low heat

- put all the sliced vegetables in the frying pan

- stir intermittently till soft

-add the remaining spice and keep stirring

- add indomie into the sauce bit by bit makingvsure the indomie gets soft

- when done serve on a flat plate

- can be garnished with boiled egg (sliced), sausage (which should be fried in the sauce as well) or fried chicken

You can thank me later

So I woke up this morning and decided to rey your recipe. I got a bit more creative and added shrimps. I really enjoyed it. Thanks

Can you pls help me unlock my Huawei Mobile Wifi E5372 with IMEI: 862554020291517. Thanks

Yea well... At least today, I know not to ever do business on nairaland. Okay I can buy bookz by Royver buh that's it.

I play high intensity all through.. That's why its difficult to use the same starting 11 for two games in a row (career mode). Almost everyone in the team can run so that way, I soak up pressure and once I gain possesion, two passes out of my half and one through ball, I am One-on-one with your goal keeper. 4-2-3-1 formation that's defensive minded so the full backs don't attack. I love playing teams and friends who love tiki-taka. That way I can defend with 9 players and 2 man marking when your get close, not afraid to slide in the box, I can even let you have possesion for longer periods so your center backs get in on the fun, once I get possesion and you aren't able to win it back after two passes... You dead mate..:d

bankydd: That don't change the fact that Grammy awards don't mean Shit!!! How many Grammy awards does nas have..and he's widely regarded as one of the best rappers ever..

Maybe you don't like Em, cos for me recovery is a classic. Maybe cos it came of the back of a bad album.

bankydd: For your info both encore and recovery won numerous grammy awards..so you`ve contradicted yourself,, grammies dont mean shit!!! (last year when k.dot was robbed blatantly so dont go down that route bro

Bro, get your facts right. Encore didn't win any grammy and relapse won just one.

bankydd: I like MMLP2..but it's more poppy than rap..it's not a pure rap album..even em admitted to this.. I enjoyed it tho.. relapse,recovery and encore was Shit tho..You heard those ones..I bet you haven't

Relapse and Encore is poo, Touche, my 12yr old sister knows that.. Recovery, the best selling album of 2010 (Not sure Adele's 21 Overtook it) is poo!!? Bro, Really... With more that 5 grammy nods? *sigh*, I give up..!!

First off, you have to know the definition of MC and Rapper to be able to compare both artiste. Wayne is an 'all rounder', not every rapper can drop a rock album (Still waitinon B.o.B) and it will be dope (Eminem was on that album). Wayne is a workaholic, I remember the year where everyone wanted him on their joint buh comparing them both is like comparing Mode 9 and Reminise... It might be a bit cynical to use that as example but Slim is on another level entirely. If anyone alive ever doubted him, the single 'Rap God' single handedly crusshed all doubts. He isn't just a rapper, he is a master of words and does whatever he wants with it. He writes songs that everyone can relate to and bro comparing Lose Yourself (The oscar winning song) to lollipop has to be the craziest thing I've heard all year. Wayne is a great rapper and entertains well buh when you talk about MC, Even Royce is a better MC.

Who else thinks Seun should create the 'You are a fool' button...

SwissGeneva: She said she had never had S*x with a man! Maybe she has done it with a woman... Please OP expantiate...

My point exactly...!!

Buh shey you have to have a rich husband to be 'OK' in a marriage nii.

Nicee..

Chei.. People please, stop with the 'All Men Cheat' cliche. You all are making me think there is something wrong with me..

Not all men cheat...!!!

I really enjoy reading this thread. I even sent the link to a few friends and they did learn a lot.. I was talking to a friend a couple of days ago and I thought I should share. He was concerned a girl she just met was going to 'friendzone' him.. The good old friendzone.. I have also been stuck so many times and mehn.. It does kill. We was talking and he asked me how I managed to avoid getting 'friendzoned' by one other girl I just met, I figured out I was doing something right. Anyways my point is this, If you meet a girl and you notice she trying to 'friendzone' you, give her space for a couple of days, don't text, ping or anything of such.. After a few days, call her up and fix a date right there on the phone. When fixing a date, common mistakes we make is make it sound like if she's not gonna show, its a bust.. Don't tell her 'Will you go to the movies with me', Instead tell her 'There is a new movie I really wanna see, its shog sunday and I want us to go together'. Before you pick sunday, know she's gonna be free sunday.. You could ask her 'What are you doing sunday'. Ifyou score the date, before you hang up tell her 'I am really looking forward to spending time with you, at the very least we can always be friends'. That alone achieves two things. First, her guard will be down and the awkwardness of the first date will not be there. Secondly, she would be surprised cos she isn't used to boys wanting to be 'just friends' so that alone will make her think 'doesn't he find me attractive'. Before you know it, the date will be all about impressing you. When you are on the date, you should always have it at the back of your mind. You are the one selecting her and not the other way round. That will ease the pressure. Just be yourself and make her laugh. You'll learn more about the rapport from this thread. After the first date.. You'll now begin to flirt like never before.. Tease her, flirt with her... A lot. This way, she won't be able to friendzone you... Then you can build more rapport the way you do it then you'll strike. I have always thought asking a girl out like 'Can you be my GF' is corny... Make the right moment once and kiss her. No smooching no nothing, just kiss. Do that again.. And never feel comfortable at a stage... Always advance. If she kisses you more than once, she'll be the one to ask 'where do we stand' and if you probably put in all this work.. You'll want to keep her.

PS: Respect girls. No means NO..!! If you do everything right.. She'll eat you up herself. Every girl has that inner freak... I didn't read that anywhere... I saw it myself.

It should have been titled '7 Ways to be a Better Husband'..