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Oh my baby I'm coming oóo, I'm a cleaner, I clean female asses for a living, konji don kíll me for palestine here

Nonsense question, anytime you wear boxer comot n you're back to take ur bathe, dump that one you remove in the laundry bin n change to a new one biko. With the sweat n all boxers no suppose last past 8-10 hrs for waist

TONYE001:
Mine isn't.

My writing is incredibly clear. These days, sha, most centres have moved on to electronic recording, so the issue of writing is almost outdated.

shut up, are you a doctor Quack doc

kernniejay:
I don't know why we hail Governors in Africa for doing their job. These are part of what these leaders came to office to do and we praise them as if they are doing a favour, it is their duties for goodness sake. I am yet to see a Governor in America or a Mayor in England being celebrated for providing or repairing basic infrastructure.
I wont condemn the praise singers anyway, it is because they have seen past leaders who did absolutely nothing till their tenure ended, so they have to celebrate the ones that are responsible.

chilled Heineken for you, with strippers surrounding you.

Oh oh oyoma,hapu ndi asili,k' ha koba....ifu ihe anyi n'mere onwe anyi.....
Wili Wili don die,na who kill am,na sele kill am,clap for sele....
Tina Nwuye mu I nugo,onwe Onye nmejoru...
Obi ma maro obimm ooo...Obi cherum mooo na ngozi anyi were n'obu chukwu nyere anyi....obi cherum oooo...
Nneka mooooo,obi gini,omalicha nwata di MMA,micha micha aka,bury nsogbu n'Uwa.....
Rubi rubi rubi ooo...Ezigbo oyi moo,gburum,laba ala mmuo..dim o Onye nbu nnobi,oburu ije,obulu ala mmuo...obi mmooo,obim oshaaaa....
Adamma ihe d'oku ajugo oyi...ebezina,obu Gobi k'amu ge meregi,gwanumoo,....k'
Obu Lexus...
Ifunayam ooo,lovem oooo,lovem oooo,ifunaya,Onye kewere anyi,lovem oo,ifunaya...


Ije Di eeee,Ije Di eee...Emeka n'kwa num oo,n'kwa ije mu n'gi o,n'kwa ije mi n'gi asi m gi daluoooo





Some of the classic songs from the movies

ancestral spirit I hail oooo

ivolt:
Coward brainless thugs in uniform.
Kill him and throw the country into civil war.

I swear they're playing with fire!!!!!

southsouthking:
If Yakubu Ayeigbeni couldn't score an open net without a goalie, who are you to blame yourself by missing a penalty shoot out, even the best player on earth can miss a penalty.

You girls made up proud

Desire 'yakubued' the ball past the post.

Parthway:
There's nothing anyone can do to please people like you

you're so gullible. The day you find out that these celebrities uses people to catch cruise then ur problems will be half solved

obembet:
God when when 😭😭😭😭? Stil Dot know why nairaland guys dey ignore me

because you've reached menopause

Nemesis0147:
I love your sense of humor 😂😂
I pray she is found safe and sound

yea

Are you sure that she's not on dickation

GABRIEL6036:
Werrey re ooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gaybriel I've seen you. Gay for short

Bobrisky I go like Bleep you oooo. Nobody should mention me oooo, many of una if given chance go rape Bobrisky for darkness

AdiscoPele:
But why? Why are the igbos doing this? This is the same way the OPM pastor, instead of scolding and advising those young lads that danced on duty, he gave them scholarship to study abroad and what was the outcome.

What has happened in the case of this young girl should never been give ethnic colouration but the igbos and this behaviour of 'them against us' attitude will never augur well.

It has been confirmed that qr code on the result she posted doesn't bear her name, that alone should have rising a cause for concern but I was shocked with the response of Innoson to the issue. They were indirectly blaming JAMB. Mind you, the fraud was uncovered by Anambra State government because they were diligent in their duties. They also wanted to honour the young lady but had to verify before that and it was discovered that the result was fake. What we expected any sane individual or organisation to do next is carry out a forensic investigation yo unravel those behind this ignoble act, but what do we have now, igbos claiming victimisation.

This is wrong and should be condemned.

So, if she wasn't discovered or caught yo have falsified her result, they wouldn't have given her a foreign scholarship.

Pls, Igbos, change our attitudes towards others and stop believing that we all hate you. We don't.

deep down your heart, you know that you don't love Igbos, no dey lie broda

During August meetings

Lukuluku69:
Started Agentina 1978 but my first proper World Cup is Espana 1982. I still remember the amatches like it was yesterday and the star players too.

Ancestral spirit

compton11:
WC 2006

But I was hearing people shouting goal in WC 2002

indomie nwa

marlow1962:
Thank GOD you use sense ( cus sex don make some boys stupid).

you're father is stupid

Guy ur mother na retired olosho

If I read that thing finish, I fit go mad ooo. So I leave am to God, He's our Author n Finisher.

These people have been calm for so long n the government is doing all it's best to provoke them.

Bro know that you're dying while in active service, the man died a hero.

Thonia69:
So what if my son's gay? How's that your fvcking business,huh?

idiot if ur son is gay we will kill him

Nnamdi Kanu already foresaw all these n warned but he was villified.

Senior man Jammy ur nyash show n ur dick shine lol

It's not about Nnamdi Kanu. We're all Biafrans at heart. They simply have no case against Kanu. Buhari is simply leaving him for the incoming government.

MALIGNANTGuest:
Approaching the GRANDVIEW HOTEL RESORT... to secure a Lodge...
Making a Left turn into the resort...

the boogeyman is coming tonight at that hotel with a sickel in hand to reap

Tree of life. Buhari is the reason we don't have good trees in naija.

And they all missed Bun B!

Slimdaddy4:
I was here last weeks to seek assistance from you guy concerning my wife's inability to put to bed by herself in which the doctor said she as to go through Cs and was looking for 50%of the money before the operation can be done. Though no help came forth from nairaland but from a good samarithan I met at the hospital at the time. She had a save delivery and both mother and child her fine but I still need your help guys things as been hard for me taking care of mother and child since I lost my job few months ago. Please my good people help me and my family

go n donate ur kidney to Ekweremmadu n ball like a king

MadamVanessa:





APC ke Akwa Ibom nnyin Ami? Apc ibaha ufon ntekiet ke Akwa Ibom.

speak English dis monkey!

La return la bend