saddler:

Ahhhaaaa!this is very unusual of an offtopic bar.Hav been following this thread ever since inception $ found nothing than sexual immorality coupled with irrelevant $ most time wasting comments.I am outer here!!!

idowu is like Mubarak. She'll never listen. It's not only me now talking.
mods please move this blue film thread out of this section.
We don't need to self-service here. .we need jokes. .

Another user quote from d romance-only thread in joke section

bright007:

chai!na wa oo!!unbearable!!almost 400 replies $ no tachere or torro joke!!mod make una do something oooo!!

mods, please help us out of this thread. .

[size=20pt]mods, please move this Playboy thread to sexuality section. There is no joke here only sexual contents like free night calls, manhood dangling, [/size]
pls, save everybody this heart-attack called an intimate romance thread

bright007:

chai!na wa oo!!unbearable!!almost 400 replies $ no tachere or torro joke!!mod make una do something oooo!!

when a ship has gat a bad sailor, what do you expect? The ship is certainly headin for an iceberg. .it'll certainly crash!

Can you believe dat our nice good old jokers are no longer posting here because of all these sexual contents. .that's not what they expect to see

El Guapo, when you guys were initially doing self-service midnight calls, we didn't complain because we got our place of relaxation. . .but Idowu can't adjust a little bit to carry everybody along. .
She started all these. .why would she offer exposing her whatever because a nice thread got locked? She drew d first blood. .
She can't provide humour and she can't allow somebody provide. .

Idowu, i'm not that interested in opening any offtopic thread.
Let another person open d a new offtopic bar thread. That's what we need. You can't continue chasing everybody away with sexual activities going on in that thread. .we need jokes
I think you're better off a spectator here cos you don't flow, everybody's telling you dat but you wouldn't listen. .
.go and check my posts. .i'm just quoting you. .i've never called you names
i always abide by d rules dat's why i go to tribunal.

Another user quote from d sexually explicit thread

Okija_juju:

So this is like a spa were ppl get butt unclothed and sit in a steam room and all that kind of homoerotic ish!?

No thanks, Okija is heading back to his shrine.

Another honest comment from another user

Okija_juju:

I am always nice, But abeg make I find Guapo wahala small,

@ Guapo, So u still dey run dat awoof free nyt call package?! Lol

@ The other SPA ppl,

Why una dey post serious sexual posts for joke section?

Okija_juju:

I am always nice, But abeg make I find Guapo wahala small,

@ Guapo, So u still dey run dat awoof free nyt call package?! Lol

@ The other SPA ppl,

Why una dey post serious posts for joke section?

okija, thank you
i don't know when Idowu and El Guapo will listen. .we need jokes here. .not some serious kissin, romancin and night service activities.
We're not playboy fanatics. .we need a little humour here.

bright007:

@EL-Guapo:I think your last post was a little bit more of a blow below d belt.pls I don't want you to add petrol to fire.Don't let us assume you are taking sides.
Pls join hands in restoring order in here.I believe u wouldn't wanna descend so low as to start faining  ignorance to Idowu's unrepentant behaviour

bright thanks for being a cool guy, please we must not give up d fight of restoring other. .
Don't be surprised dat El-guapo is acting like dat. He is her right hand man.
I don't know why they can't listen. .this is not d only section here. .they can simply chat in sexual section. .why would they after chatting there, they would try to deny us our own change of getting humor. .
BRIGHT, this their nonsense sexual activities in jokes must stop, we must see that this ill is corrected!
Idowu can't flow shiit. . .
Jeez!

El Guapo:

Chykason so your mind dey tell u say u funny?? Even your name alone suggests where your line of expertise lies [selling tires at portharcourt road in aba]
I bet u've got no near my ordinary 75% sense of humor, u are simply a copy and paste freak

Incase i forget 'Gudmorning Hater'

Mr, sorry. .i don't hate you. .why would i?. .[farts]. .errmm. .sorry. .the thing is this. .all d sections are created for a reason. .we must follow d thread. .i know u gat small sense of humour especially when you said something about half-mast and full-mast but the thing is this. .Idowu doesn't flow like dat. .now tell me. .if she keeps telling you to dangle everytime, when'll it stop. .you'll run out of replies. .
All I'm saying is dat we need another decent offtopic thread. .there's nothing wrong in tryin to go sexual sometimes but you guys keep getting sexual all the times and no joke to rely on

all i'm saying is, let another person be the captain maybe yinka, bright, efe or lysaa. Idowu is better a spectator here because she's a bad actor here , we need jokes here, nothing more

Dani knew this and that's why he tried changing it to a bar. .you know you enter a bar, you pretend you get drunk and pretend to do silly things and d joke will come out. .but she doesn't want that. .she immediately shouted Dani down to change it back. .that's what i call unaccommodative. .no flow. .

Our moderators know all these things and they try to normalise it but she just can't listen. .

yinkalink:

G'morning all. Abeg giv it a rest,e don do.

yinka, see i don't have any grudges against Idowu. .
I don't care who opened d offtopic thread. The thing is dis. .
We're entitled to one offtopic thread. .nothing more. .but why is she chasing everybody away from d thread. .she's unaccommodative. .let me tell you why. .you see somebody enter inside d thread and ask for a drink. .she'll tell d person to leave d thread. Now, if dat person leaves d thread, where'll he/she go?
Idowu doesn't flow but we cannot just keep quiet and swallow every rubbish she serves us.
Somebody must rise up and speak against it and d silent crowd will follow.
Egyptian revolution doesn't just start, it's because a young unemployed Egyptian graduate burnt himself with petrol alive. .
The signs are already here~

Bright, shift ya head small make i see yinka talk to am. .lol
Bright how far sef

tanimz:

Chykason, you no dey hear word at all.

This is the jokes section, everything here is and should be considered a joke. You opened a complaint thread about a year ago and it was also locked, I don't know why you can't simply accept things the way they are.

As for the off topic thread by Idowuogbo - I don't see any difference between it and the former off topic thread safe the fight between you, Bright007 and Idowu.

Please just accept the way things are.

As for you the moderators - Ben10 and Dani1luv:

I believe you guys are not doing your work at all, you are hardly here to check on things.

Whenever you come online, you lock threads and cause commotions as you have done now.

Please try to spend more time online and know what is going on.

Thank you,

Tanimz aka Badosky jnr.

Tanimz, d complaint thread i opened last year was a sight of relief to everybody. .
Even Dani & Ben acknowledged it by stickying it.
Go and check the joke section library. It's there. .
F.Y.I. It was locked because of unnecessary offtopics posted there. Our mods kept cleaning and cleaning. [s]You and studio derailed every thread then. You don forget?[/s]
We all know what happened. The thread served us well.
It linked us with our moderators perfectly. .


Dani and everybody said what i said about d useless Idowu's sexual thread was actually true. Why nothing has been done is still amazing me. .

lysaa:

I think the link is enough and your post would be a breath of fresh air if u hadn't amplified the words u stand to condemn.

Ladies pls take it easy. .Guys are no longer at ease, Lets no let [i]things [/i]fall apart.

lysaa, thanks
i had to comment like dat, so dat guys who don't have d strength to read all the useless things posted there can see d whole thing at a glance

Another honest comment from d thread

lysaa:

LOL @Id

I read twice, read between lines, try from right to left but still don't get your flows. Abeg na which schl i fit learn am.

lysaa:

LOL @Id

I read twice, read between lines, try from right to left but still don't get your flows. Abeg na which schl i fit learn am.

thanks for being honest. .

El Guapo:

Its obvious a soul takes me for a GaY
Posting ma name in every of his comment is way too unusual and am not gonna relent in telin u this 'MR AM AINT GAY'
You've got some chagrin against Idowu here or off here dont call for a shot from moi or anyoda member, but if u eva decide to proceed on this rant today, Ohhh Gawd! Your account go hear the sound

El, see make i tell you, this is not sexuality section.
The mods say dat we're entitled to one offtopic thread, that's cool.
Why would you and Idowu post d same sexual content you post in FRIEND GISTING HOSTEL here.
You guys don't even flow here.
We came here to laugh.
Enough is enough!
Go back to SEXUALITY SECTION. That is where you belong.
Dangling your manhood is not a joke we expect to see here.
Give us joke or pack and go back to SEXUALITY

AAAARRRGGHHHH. . .

bright007:

QUALITIES OF A GOOD OFFTOPIC BAR SERVICE PROVIDER
(1)Customers come first
(2)Should not b arrogant,insultive nor uneccessary corrupt
(3)Must b jovial,creative,and exceptionally b a joke cracker
(4)Must not treat customers with contempt or give preferential treatment
5)All customers whether old or new,young or old are all welcome to the bar
(6)Cracking jokes is not a one-sided thing,so he/she must allow customers direction of jokes be his or her foundation to create humour.
(7)Must be able to adjust to customers needs all d time
(Must be able to make majority of the customers if not all happy with her correspondence.
(9)E.T.C
In all these I think our minister for sexual matters has FAILED WOEFULLY

learn, idowu learn.

Why will you pursue people(e.g. Henry46) and tell them dat this place is not bar. Dat whether they don't have spa in Kaduna? It's somehow too sharp a reply. Even if u wan 2 insult, there's a way u type it & it'll flow.
Learn and stop all these massages, El Guapo's dangling. .they're not jokes

Idowuogbo:

Okiies spa closed now. She counts d cash wow I dinT do 2 bad 2day . She prays 4 more paying customers 2moro. Fada matche dose consumers to my place and all dat wish me bad fada let my enemies  die die die die die   >

chai! See joke.
We're not your enemies. .we're telling you d truth. .it's called criticism. .you don't flow. .you talk only sexually immoral things, you don't post funny things. .

Teacher: 2k + 3k

daniluv: 5000

Ben and Dani
we read d rules pertainin to postin sexually explicit contents
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1026.0.html

please move that thread out of this section to sexuality section. .

We're denouncing dat thread and d reason why it's stickyed

This is Nairaland rules
idowu go and read d sexuality warning

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1026.0.html

dhensity:

first timer, as in i be J J C.make una welcom me oooo.or i go,

only if you're 18+
go to hotel hostel room 55 as they said for your initiation by Hon Minister of Sexual Matters: Mrs Idowu

chi-baby:

If i was a mod i wud warn both Chykason and bright007 to quit da cursing and if they carried on, it wud b an automatic ban. As in all of ds is way too unnecessary. With u guyz cursing out how is da joke meant to flow  
Just stop plsss u derailing da dammnn thread

ID pls ignore their post relating to u itz easy. Lyk I knw u not really gna start answering bk

chi-baby:

[size=12pt]If i was a mod i wud warn With u guyz cursing out how is da joke meant to flow  

chi-baby, to tell d truth no joke is flowing even when they are posting SEXPERIMENTATION here.
Talkless of ever. .reason is dat she can't post anything apart from massage, dangle your don-Thomas, come smoke out my red hot arse. .
No creativity, no joke and she is even boastin of first- runner up.

Hamid since we're in joke section, can you tell us any joke here except SEXUAL immorality she's feeding us with?
Be sincere. . .

Hamid O:

Shiiiiiit!! Can't believe two guyz are openly fighting a lady. Come on guyz, make una stop this tin abeg. Instead of chasing people away from this thread which you think you are doing, more of us will keep coming here out of sympathy, I still don't see anything wrong with this thread.

what!!!
Hamid, u to follow post SEXUAL IMMORALITY here

Idowu, we don't need ur massage here. .
Enough of your intimate romance in Joke section. .
Go to friend gistin hostel in sexuality and show your skills there. .

Idowu has male customers.
If a lady post "you guys are monkeys" on facebook, you'll see 50 comments.
So she thinks she can use dat what-is-inside-skirt cult power to confuse people here. .She has succeeded in seducing and bewitching El-Guapo to dangle his peniiis at full mast to every of her customers in exchange for a smoking red hot arse. .
El Guapo u don fork up! Breastz fumbla

Guys are beginning to wisen up though!
It's not because you have a red yansh dat we'll start acceptin every rubbish SEX talks here in place of jokes

You continue to hide from the truth but you can't.
Don't even try to send me any e-mail of your red-coloured hot arse. .you can't bribe me with dat. .
Go Joke school, you no 'gree. Go private center, you no 'gree.
Na must say u go post joke?

Jeez! AAAARRGHHH. . . ;( ;( ;( ;(

Chykason:

Teacher:who can tell us d answer of '7 times 6'
chi-baby: the answer is 42
Teacher:what of 6 times 7?
chi-baby: the answer is 24