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Natasha,,:
^^I send them 

ohnaigee:
d babe wey una dey break bottle 4 no even send una, so wotz d point?

mukina2:
WBA (Possible, 4-2-3-1): Carson; Reid, Olsson, Méïté, Shorey; Mulumbu, Scharner, Brunt, Morrison, Thomas; Odemwingie.

Arsenal (Possible, 4-2-3-1): Almunia; Sagna, Koscielny, Squillaci, Clichy; Wilshere, Denilson; Arshavin, Diaby, Nasri; Van Persie.

Referee Stuart Attwell (Matches 10 R2 Y38).

Tale of the game
With Lukasz Fabianski ruled out until the end of the season because of a shoulder problem and Wojciech Szczesny sidelined with an injured finger Arsenal could include former goalkeeper Jens Lehmann, who is available to sign as a free agent.

Albion, meanwhile, are unbeaten under new manager Roy Hodgson, drawing two and winning one to take five points.

Albion, though, have gone 27 games since keeping a clean sheet and 61 games since they were last involved in a goalless draw.

West Brom have drawn their last three home games in the Premier League and were last beaten there on New Year’s Day, against Manchester United.

No fewer than five of Arsenal’s last eight games have been in cup competitions. Now they are out of all three knockout competitions they can concentrate on the Premier League.

They are three points behind Manchester United with a game in hand and are unbeaten in the league in 2011, a run of 11 games without loss going back to December – when they were beaten 1-0 at Old Trafford.

That includes four away games without loss in which they have scored 12 goals.

The 0-0 draw with Sunderland was the first game in which they had failed to score in seven and only the fifth time this season in which they had not scored.

Jerome Thomas will make his 100th Premier League appearance if he plays for Albion.

Albion test Graham Dorrans while Marek Cech and Pablo Ibanez are still absent.

In addition to Szczesny and Fabianski Arsenal are still without Johan Djourou, Cesc Fabregas, Alex Song, Theo Walcott, Thomas Vermaelen and Emmanuel Frimpong.

Stat of the game: Albion are bidding for their first league double over Arsenal since the 1961-62 season when they won 4-0 at The Hawthorns and 1-0 at Highbury.

Match

mukina2:
WBA (Possible, 4-2-3-1): Carson; Reid, Olsson, Méïté, Shorey; Mulumbu, Scharner, Brunt, Morrison, Thomas; Odemwingie.

Arsenal (Possible, 4-2-3-1): Almunia; Sagna, Koscielny, Squillaci, Clichy; Wilshere, Denilson; Arshavin, Diaby, Nasri; Van Persie.

Referee Stuart Attwell (Matches 10 R2 Y38).

Tale of the game
With Lukasz Fabianski ruled out until the end of the season because of a shoulder problem and Wojciech Szczesny sidelined with an injured finger Arsenal could include former goalkeeper Jens Lehmann, who is available to sign as a free agent.

Albion, meanwhile, are unbeaten under new manager Roy Hodgson, drawing two and winning one to take five points.

Albion, though, have gone 27 games since keeping a clean sheet and 61 games since they were last involved in a goalless draw.

West Brom have drawn their last three home games in the Premier League and were last beaten there on New Year’s Day, against Manchester United.

No fewer than five of Arsenal’s last eight games have been in cup competitions. Now they are out of all three knockout competitions they can concentrate on the Premier League.

They are three points behind Manchester United with a game in hand and are unbeaten in the league in 2011, a run of 11 games without loss going back to December – when they were beaten 1-0 at Old Trafford.

That includes four away games without loss in which they have scored 12 goals.

The 0-0 draw with Sunderland was the first game in which they had failed to score in seven and only the fifth time this season in which they had not scored.

Jerome Thomas will make his 100th Premier League appearance if he plays for Albion.

Albion test Graham Dorrans while Marek Cech and Pablo Ibanez are still absent.

In addition to Szczesny and Fabianski Arsenal are still without Johan Djourou, Cesc Fabregas, Alex Song, Theo Walcott, Thomas Vermaelen and Emmanuel Frimpong.

Stat of the game: Albion are bidding for their first league double over Arsenal since the 1961-62 season when they won 4-0 at The Hawthorns and 1-0 at Highbury.

Match

mukina2:
Sunderland (Possible, 4-1-4-1): Mignolet; Ferdinand, Mensah, Bramble, Bardsley; Muntari; Sessegnon, Henderson, Richardson, Malbranque; Gyan.

Liverpool (4-4-2): Reina; Johnson, Skrtel, Kyrgiakos, Carragher; Meireles, Poulse, Lucas, Maxi; Suarez, Kuyt.

Referee: Kevin Friend (Matches 13 R2 Y37).

Tale of the game
Sunderland are in trouble. The 0-0 draw at Arsenal brought their first point in five games.

When the teams met in September at Anfield Darren Bent scored twice in between goals from Liverpool’s Dirk Kuyt and Steven Gerrard.

Gerrard is missing after the England midfielder was ruled out for a month with a groin problem.

Also absent from Kenny Dalglish’s side are Fabio Aurelio, Martin Kelly, Daniel Agger and Jonjo Shelvey.

Sunderland, meanwhile, miss former Liverpool winger Bolo Zenden along with Nedum Onuoha, Craig Gordon and David Meyler.

In the last four league games between Sunderland and Liverpool at the Stadium of Light, both teams have failed to score.

Darren Bent scored the only goal of the game last season but in the previous three games, Liverpool won all three without conceding.

Stat of the game: Sunderland have gone 259 minutes without a goal.

Match

mukina2:
shameful

i'll be seriously rooting for Real , ,cuz if spurs cross real erm erm

clemcykul:
u berra do somfin tangible with your time, we have seen complaints and complainers come and go . .Nld rules are diff. from other sites. the earlier u learn to take things easy in this site, the better for your peace of mind.


jokes forum is for jokes, riddles, and laffs, no one should take anything in this particular forum serious . .cause if you do, you will loose the essence of the forum which is to make people laff.

if u wanna be taken seriously check other forums. peace!

yinkalink:
lol


but this wan that all your jokes are about mad people. i dey fear oh

mukina2:
@Chykason ,Okija_juju  and Idowuogbo

thanks guys lets keep the peace

mukina2:
erm can someone please summarise what's going on in here for me please

saddler:
Ahhhaaaa!this is very unusual of an offtopic bar.Hav been following this thread ever since inception $ found nothing other than sexual immorality coupled with irrelevant $ most time wasting comments.I am outer here!!!

saddler:
Ahhhaaaa!this is very unusual of an offtopic bar.Hav been following this thread ever since inception $ found nothing than sexual immorality coupled with irrelevant $ most time wasting comments.I am outer here!!!

bright007:
chai!na wa oo!!unbearable!!almost 400 replies $ no tachere or torro joke!!mod make una do something oooo!!

bright007:
chai!na wa oo!!unbearable!!almost 400 replies $ no tachere or torro joke!!mod make una do something oooo!!

Okija_juju:
So this is like a spa were ppl get butt unclothed and sit in a steam room and all that kind of homoerotic ish!?

No thanks, Okija is heading back to his shrine.

Okija_juju:
I am always nice, But abeg make I find Guapo wahala small,

@ Guapo, So u still dey run dat awoof free nyt call package?! Lol

@ The other SPA ppl,

Why una dey post serious sexual posts for joke section?

Okija_juju:
I am always nice, But abeg make I find Guapo wahala small,

@ Guapo, So u still dey run dat awoof free nyt call package?! Lol

@ The other SPA ppl,

Why una dey post serious posts for joke section?

bright007:
@EL-Guapo:I think your last post was a little bit more of a blow below d belt.pls I don't want you to add petrol to fire.Don't let us assume you are taking sides.
Pls join hands in restoring order in here.I believe u wouldn't wanna descend so low as to start faining  ignorance to Idowu's unrepentant behaviour

El Guapo:
Chykason so your mind dey tell u say u funny?? Even your name alone suggests where your line of expertise lies [selling tires at portharcourt road in aba]
I bet u've got no near my ordinary 75% sense of humor, u are simply a copy and paste freak

Incase i forget 'Gudmorning Hater'

yinkalink:
G'morning all. Abeg giv it a rest,e don do.

tanimz:
Chykason, you no dey hear word at all.

This is the jokes section, everything here is and should be considered a joke. You opened a complaint thread about a year ago and it was also locked, I don't know why you can't simply accept things the way they are.

As for the off topic thread by Idowuogbo - I don't see any difference between it and the former off topic thread safe the fight between you, Bright007 and Idowu.

Please just accept the way things are.

As for you the moderators - Ben10 and Dani1luv:

I believe you guys are not doing your work at all, you are hardly here to check on things.

Whenever you come online, you lock threads and cause commotions as you have done now.

Please try to spend more time online and know what is going on.

Thank you,

Tanimz aka Badosky jnr.

lysaa:
I think the link is enough and your post would be a breath of fresh air if u hadn't amplified the words u stand to condemn.

Ladies pls take it easy. .Guys are no longer at ease, Lets no let [i]things [/i]fall apart.

lysaa:
LOL @Id

I read twice, read between lines, try from right to left but still don't get your flows. Abeg na which schl i fit learn am.

lysaa:
LOL @Id

I read twice, read between lines, try from right to left but still don't get your flows. Abeg na which schl i fit learn am.