It's because by 1700 GMT today, there're about 1701 posters in Nairaland.

[coughs] [belchs] [chokes] [coughs again]

Chisom Ngwakwe:

@all make una no vex na ,y d beef,c as una dey stroke me, any person wey e pain make e hug transformer,,,,,,,,,,,just missed school n decided to hook up wif sum frnds

so Nairaland na your school Alumni. It's like u're new here. .this place is not where you add friends

Chisom Ngwakwe:

hey friends am Chisom Ngwakwe A.K.A CHYSOM AGE 2009 presently serving in Plateau state,just want to use this medium to tell u guys , U are wonderful jus kip the flag higher

enter politics, culture or religion section talk dat thing make guys there use mouth 'stone' you.

justlaw:

Na real 'OTONDO' im be, im think say na nigerian version of facebook be dis, lol

L W K M D

Hey! You're blocking my view. .

@OP
How do you feel when someone you love is in love with someone else. .?

You feel betrayed. .

I always expect my lady to feel the same way I do for her. .she must have that urge and passion. .she must be steadfast. .YES. .else she must give me a VALID reason. .she must think like me. .we must be compatible. .i can't commit the rest of my life for someone who is a bag of wits. .you grab?

If you think she is playing games, please move on. .simple!

I like this girl 2much and i'll do anything for her. .

Ikenna351:

Hmm! As for me, I love peugeot 505 V6 more than any car in the whole world. Why is everyone laughing at the mention of the 504 & 505. Problem with Nigerians is that we are pretenders, victims of bandwagon propaganda (everyone does it), etc. What make you think that all these good for nothing flashy vehicles on our roads are better and more durable than 504 and 505? For those of us that are auto mechanical/technically minded, we know cars that can give one any type of service one wants and still be on our roads beyond when you expected. Why would someone compare rear-wheel drive auto with front-wheel drive auto that are very unreliable? When you handle RWD car on a long distance drive on our highways, you will understand what am talking about. Problem is that Nigerians dont realise that all these modern flashy vehicles (the more you look, the less you see) are just city cars, yet people brag about them. Why would I own/have a car, yet I cant travel to any part of the country with the Vehicle? Thats front-wheel drive, flashy, unreliable vehicle for you. Most of them dont go beyond 300,000k/m, without their engines rebuilt several times. Yet, we all rate them very good cars to go for. Check online, if you doubt me. 504 and 505 engines, especially the XNs, ZDJL and ZN3J PRV engines can exceed 400,000kms and yet still handle good on roads as if you just bought them, except for those who dont know how to maintain 504 & 505, which is very easy and simple to do.

Well, you can say or believe whatever you like, but guess what. I just paid for, recently, Peugeot 505 V6 5 speed manual transmission. The car is going to be my MY BABY FOREVER. Care for a test drive?

Ikenna.

[size=20pt]so should I go for Peugeot 504 or 505 or 505 V6 saloon car or the bandwagon type for her[/size]?

Ikenna351:

Hmm! As for me, I love peugeot 505 V6 more than any car in the whole world. Why is everyone laughing at the mention of the 504 & 505. Problem with Nigerians is that we are pretenders, victims of bandwagon propaganda (everyone does it), etc. What make you think that all these good for nothing flashy vehicles on our roads are better and more durable than 504 and 505? For those of us that are auto mechanical/technically minded, we know cars that can give one any type of service one wants and still be on our roads beyond when you expected. Why would someone compare rear-wheel drive auto with front-wheel drive auto that are very unreliable? When you handle RWD car on a long distance drive on our highways, you will understand what am talking about. Problem is that Nigerians dont realise that all these modern flashy vehicles (the more you look, the less you see) are just city cars, yet people brag about them. Why would I own/have a car, yet I cant travel to any part of the country with the Vehicle? Thats front-wheel drive, flashy, unreliable vehicle for you. Most of them dont go beyond 300,000k/m, without their engines rebuilt several times. Yet, we all rate them very good cars to go for. Check online, if you doubt me. 504 and 505 engines, especially the XNs, ZDJL and ZN3J PRV engines can exceed 400,000kms and yet still handle good on roads as if you just bought them, except for those who dont know how to maintain 504 & 505, which is very easy and simple to do.

Well, you can say or believe whatever you like, but guess what. I just paid for, recently, Peugeot 505 V6 5 speed manual transmission. The car is going to be my MY BABY FOREVER. Care for a test drive?

Ikenna.

[size=20pt]so should I go for Peugeot 504 or 505 saloon car or the bandwagon type for her[/size]?

Peugeot 504 or 505 saloon cars?
Both cars are something else. .
~Macho design
~generational car
~fuel optimization
~good for Nigerian roads
~rugged[i]ity[/i]

her birthday is around the corner. . March

Simply google it. Compile ur answer from the websites. Try en.wikipedia.org too

hope you smiled?

OP must have a brain tumors, cancer of the medula or Oblongataisis. .lol
who are you calling friends?
Do u think this is facebook?
Who need your pix here sef?
I can guess you just bought a java phone and you just landed browsing cheats and joined NL.
SMH

[size=16pt]GROW[/size] [size=24pt]UP!!![/size]

No(gat no appetyt fo' it)
can you dance?

Look d guy waist well. . .what a boner!!

Look d guy waist well. . .what a boner!!

Where is his neck-tie rope?
It needs 2 be tied 2 a stake
Oshodi midget

Confessions of defeated and bed-ridden souls of Studio and Sting.
me different wella

Confessions of defeated and bed-ridden souls of Studio and Sting.
me different wella

Twin chicks

Kittyy releasing

Kittyy releasing

Efemena_xy:

Oh yeah?

dis na private party - who send u come??

Oya introduce yourself  1st - you b horse or chick??

<checks current guest list>

Studio (horse) --> D1 (chick)

Sting (horse) --> cbase (chick)

?*** (horse) --> Dani (chick)

hmmm we're missing a horse; so Chykason your welcome to that post 

Lysaa - I think I've just solved the riddle of Dani's mysterous  Omogay!!! 

me na horsey jor. .any chick cares 4 a ride?

**slows down, remembers my babe baby jeep is not insured, marches brake, blows horn, zooms off**
<says aloud>
these keke drivers sef

Awww. . .you must be a giant. .
lol

I thought he said "can i see your private"
lol

When the cat's(me of course) away, the mices(efe &co) play,

Thanks 2 my Nokia c5, my beloved son in whom i'm well pleased

dyt, winch levels na? Lol
how u dey? Miss all you gays guys
i hope u r treating stud, him well

Ogaga
why you come leave ya shop come hia dey shoo eye. [coughs]
Anyways, you get nokia casing?
Lol

Dudes and dudresses, how borri!

^^^^u are an old user, . changed username. , i guess studio

Ben-10:

Kolo

Dickele, post more jokes as this thread goes on and fun should be made out of the jokes only.
Only the chat thread at the top of this section is dedicated to chats and offtopic posts. If this is not adhered to, thread will be locked.

dani1luv:

Im damn used to it. .Just Sumtimes if I apply the right measure they always complain. .
Im still giving this thread sometime. . b4 I lock it up

***faints**              **regains consciousness**                   **farts**                 **re-faints**