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Jokes Etc / Re: Where Am I by Chykason(m): 12:45pm On Mar 11, 2011 |
**thinking aloud** Why did the missionaries abolish slave trade .**SMH** |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 9:18am On Feb 25, 2011 |
A husband and his wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's private part. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps, so he says to the husband that he'll have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his p.enis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp. And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion. So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife didn't object. Naturally, both agreed for fear the wasp will do any damage. The doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigor. The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?" To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the little bastaard!" |
Jokes Etc / Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Chykason(m): 8:01am On Feb 25, 2011 |
tanimz:I fine jare. . Where studio na? Anyway sha. .how lol |
Forum Games / Re: 1 Or 2 by Chykason(m): 12:16am On Feb 25, 2011 |
It's because by 1700 GMT today, there're about 1701 posters in Nairaland. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Chykason(m): 12:12am On Feb 25, 2011 |
[coughs] [belchs] [chokes] [coughs again] |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Futo Graduates by Chykason(m): 12:05am On Feb 25, 2011 |
Chisom Ngwakwe:so Nairaland na your school Alumni. It's like u're new here. .this place is not where you add friends |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Futo Graduates by Chykason(m): 7:19pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
Chisom Ngwakwe:enter politics, culture or religion section talk dat thing make guys there use mouth 'stone' you. justlaw: L W K M D |
Jokes Etc / Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Chykason(m): 6:04pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
Hey! You're blocking my view. . |
Romance / Re: The Girl I Want To Marry Want Me Off the Mtn Free Magic For A Friend Of Hers by Chykason(m): 5:39pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
@OP How do you feel when someone you love is in love with someone else. .? You feel betrayed. . I always expect my lady to feel the same way I do for her. .she must have that urge and passion. .she must be steadfast. .YES. .else she must give me a VALID reason. .she must think like me. .we must be compatible. .i can't commit the rest of my life for someone who is a bag of wits. .you grab? If you think she is playing games, please move on. .simple! |
Romance / Re: Most Lovely Romantic Birthday Present : Peugeot 504 Or 505? by Chykason(m): 5:20pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
I like this girl 2much and i'll do anything for her. . |
Romance / Re: Most Lovely Romantic Birthday Present : Peugeot 504 Or 505? by Chykason(m): 5:19pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
Ikenna351: [size=20pt]so should I go for Peugeot 504 or 505 or 505 V6 saloon car or the bandwagon type for her[/size]? |
Romance / Re: Most Lovely Romantic Birthday Present : Peugeot 504 Or 505? by Chykason(m): 5:17pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
Ikenna351: [size=20pt]so should I go for Peugeot 504 or 505 saloon car or the bandwagon type for her[/size]? |
Romance / Re: Most Lovely Romantic Birthday Present : Peugeot 504 Or 505? by Chykason(m): 5:09pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
Peugeot 504 or 505 saloon cars? Both cars are something else. . ~Macho design ~generational car ~fuel optimization ~good for Nigerian roads ~rugged[i]ity[/i] her birthday is around the corner. . March |
Education / Re: Please Someone Help Me Answer This Question In Government by Chykason(m): 4:39pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
Simply google it. Compile ur answer from the websites. Try en.wikipedia.org too hope you smiled? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Futo Graduates by Chykason(m): 4:25pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
OP must have a brain tumors, cancer of the medula or Oblongataisis. .lol who are you calling friends? Do u think this is facebook? Who need your pix here sef? I can guess you just bought a java phone and you just landed browsing cheats and joined NL. SMH [size=16pt]GROW[/size] [size=24pt]UP!!![/size] |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yes Or No by Chykason(m): 8:43pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
No(gat no appetyt fo' it) can you dance? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pix! by Chykason(m): 11:54pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
Look d guy waist well. . .what a boner!!
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pix! by Chykason(m): 11:53pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
Look d guy waist well. . .what a boner!!
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Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Chykason(m): 11:46pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
Where is his It needs 2 be tied 2 a stake Oshodi midget |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Story For The Guys by Chykason(m): 10:29pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
Confessions of defeated and bed-ridden souls of Studio and Sting. me different wella
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Jokes Etc / Re: A Story For The Guys by Chykason(m): 10:27pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
Confessions of defeated and bed-ridden souls of Studio and Sting. me different wella
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Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by Chykason(m): 4:52pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
Twin chicks
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Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by Chykason(m): 3:38pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
Kittyy releasing
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Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by Chykason(m): 3:36pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
Kittyy releasing
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Jokes Etc / Re: A Story For The Guys by Chykason(m): 3:16pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: me na horsey jor. .any chick cares 4 a ride? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Chykason(m): 3:08pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
**slows down, remembers my <says aloud> these keke drivers sef |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Story For The Guys by Chykason(m): 10:30pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
Awww. . .you must be a giant. . lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Chykason(m): 9:38pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
I thought he said "can i see your private" lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Story For The Guys by Chykason(m): 9:22pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
When the cat's(me of course) away, the mices(efe &co) play, |
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