₦airaland Forum

tanimz:
Just the ceiling.

laugh out louder

Ta nim z!!!

Third class!!!

They have finished recruiting. They closed receiving application Wednesday 9th March 2011. I was @ my local goverment area HQ yesterday and i was told so.
Cheers!

If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is opposite of progress?

Why is it that if you want to STOP Windows 98, you have to click on START?

Where is d price list, mr casket?

[b]Welcome to the Joker's Bar Joint.

Here, the time is always [color=#009900]17:59[/color] anytime of the day. After a torrid day at the office, just hop in & order for bottle(s) of any drink of your choice. Here's the perfect place for STOUTing, RAFFIA-WINEing, LIQUORing and SUYAing. Cigarettes and pipes straight from Cuba are also on the menu.
African & Continental dishes are also available: Pig meat pork, beaf steak & kidney pie, gala_{yinka's favorite},dog barbecue 404, amala & ewedu, akpu & ofe nsala, egusi, goat head, etc. .
So, let's keep the train rolling.

Giving most honour to those who deserve them:

Bar man
El Guapo

Bar Patronizers
bright007
StudioCFR
shakara4u
neyshed
Pharoh
eldav
Boss Ttdiamonds
KDK
jokingmary
bashy_demy
chykason
daniluv
ben
. . .
Bar Divas
tanimz
yinkalink
Idowuogbo
lysaa
Efemena_xy
chi-baby
. . .
New customers are welcomed.
Meet up with the last thread here~

All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (Season I) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-580436.3264.html

Fellow Drinkers & Hotel Bar mates, at the count of 3 I declare this bar open.

1!
2!!
3!!!


BAR OPENED!!![/b] 

Spanking, plugging, inserting his 'Don Thomas' in2 your honey-pot

**thinking aloud**
Why did the missionaries abolish slave trade .**SMH**

A husband and his wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's private part. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor

The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps, so he says to the husband that he'll have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his p.enis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp. And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion.
So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife didn't object.

Naturally, both agreed for fear the wasp will do any damage. The doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife.

Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigor.

The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?"    

To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the little bastaard!"

tanimz:
^^ Osuofia, longest time. How you dey?

I fine jare. .
Where studio na?
Anyway sha. .how market. .work
lol

It's because by 1700 GMT today, there're about 1701 posters in Nairaland.

[coughs] [belchs] [chokes] [coughs again]

Chisom Ngwakwe:
@all make una no vex na ,y d beef,c as una dey stroke me, any person wey e pain make e hug transformer,,,,,,,,,,,just missed school n decided to hook up wif sum frnds

so Nairaland na your school Alumni. It's like u're new here. .this place is not where you add friends

Chisom Ngwakwe:
hey friends am Chisom Ngwakwe A.K.A CHYSOM AGE 2009 presently serving in Plateau state,just want to use this medium to tell u guys , U are wonderful jus kip the flag higher

enter politics, culture or religion section talk dat thing make guys there use mouth 'stone' you.

justlaw:
Na real 'OTONDO' im be, im think say na nigerian version of facebook be dis, lol

L W K M D

Hey! You're blocking my view. .

@OP
How do you feel when someone you love is in love with someone else. .?

You feel betrayed. .

I always expect my lady to feel the same way I do for her. .she must have that urge and passion. .she must be steadfast. .YES. .else she must give me a VALID reason. .she must think like me. .we must be compatible. .i can't commit the rest of my life for someone who is a bag of wits. .you grab?

If you think she is playing games, please move on. .simple!

I like this girl 2much and i'll do anything for her. .

Ikenna351:
Hmm! As for me, I love peugeot 505 V6 more than any car in the whole world. Why is everyone laughing at the mention of the 504 & 505. Problem with Nigerians is that we are pretenders, victims of bandwagon propaganda (everyone does it), etc. What make you think that all these good for nothing flashy vehicles on our roads are better and more durable than 504 and 505? For those of us that are auto mechanical/technically minded, we know cars that can give one any type of service one wants and still be on our roads beyond when you expected. Why would someone compare rear-wheel drive auto with front-wheel drive auto that are very unreliable? When you handle RWD car on a long distance drive on our highways, you will understand what am talking about. Problem is that Nigerians dont realise that all these modern flashy vehicles (the more you look, the less you see) are just city cars, yet people brag about them. Why would I own/have a car, yet I cant travel to any part of the country with the Vehicle? Thats front-wheel drive, flashy, unreliable vehicle for you. Most of them dont go beyond 300,000k/m, without their engines rebuilt several times. Yet, we all rate them very good cars to go for. Check online, if you doubt me. 504 and 505 engines, especially the XNs, ZDJL and ZN3J PRV engines can exceed 400,000kms and yet still handle good on roads as if you just bought them, except for those who dont know how to maintain 504 & 505, which is very easy and simple to do.

Well, you can say or believe whatever you like, but guess what. I just paid for, recently, Peugeot 505 V6 5 speed manual transmission. The car is going to be my MY BABY FOREVER. Care for a test drive?

Ikenna.

[size=20pt]so should I go for Peugeot 504 or 505 or 505 V6 saloon car or the bandwagon type for her[/size]?

Ikenna351:
Hmm! As for me, I love peugeot 505 V6 more than any car in the whole world. Why is everyone laughing at the mention of the 504 & 505. Problem with Nigerians is that we are pretenders, victims of bandwagon propaganda (everyone does it), etc. What make you think that all these good for nothing flashy vehicles on our roads are better and more durable than 504 and 505? For those of us that are auto mechanical/technically minded, we know cars that can give one any type of service one wants and still be on our roads beyond when you expected. Why would someone compare rear-wheel drive auto with front-wheel drive auto that are very unreliable? When you handle RWD car on a long distance drive on our highways, you will understand what am talking about. Problem is that Nigerians dont realise that all these modern flashy vehicles (the more you look, the less you see) are just city cars, yet people brag about them. Why would I own/have a car, yet I cant travel to any part of the country with the Vehicle? Thats front-wheel drive, flashy, unreliable vehicle for you. Most of them dont go beyond 300,000k/m, without their engines rebuilt several times. Yet, we all rate them very good cars to go for. Check online, if you doubt me. 504 and 505 engines, especially the XNs, ZDJL and ZN3J PRV engines can exceed 400,000kms and yet still handle good on roads as if you just bought them, except for those who dont know how to maintain 504 & 505, which is very easy and simple to do.

Well, you can say or believe whatever you like, but guess what. I just paid for, recently, Peugeot 505 V6 5 speed manual transmission. The car is going to be my MY BABY FOREVER. Care for a test drive?

Ikenna.

[size=20pt]so should I go for Peugeot 504 or 505 saloon car or the bandwagon type for her[/size]?

Peugeot 504 or 505 saloon cars?
Both cars are something else. .
~Macho design
~generational car
~fuel optimization
~good for Nigerian roads
~rugged[i]ity[/i]

her birthday is around the corner. . March

Simply google it. Compile ur answer from the websites. Try en.wikipedia.org too

hope you smiled?

OP must have a brain tumors, cancer of the medula or Oblongataisis. .lol
who are you calling friends?
Do u think this is facebook?
Who need your pix here sef?
I can guess you just bought a java phone and you just landed browsing cheats and joined NL.
SMH

[size=16pt]GROW[/size] [size=24pt]UP!!![/size]

No(gat no appetyt fo' it)
can you dance?

Look d guy waist well. . .what a boner!!

Look d guy waist well. . .what a boner!!

Where is his neck-tie rope?
It needs 2 be tied 2 a stake
Oshodi midget

Confessions of defeated and bed-ridden souls of Studio and Sting.
me different wella