Idowuogbo:

nonsense and ingredients

ID, dat's d television u are talkin to. .
anywayz, welcome 2 d spa bar. .wetin we go offer u

So long bro. .lerra
<<thinking>> a prayer warrior what's he done Well imma hear what she haz 2 say. .
**sets d AC to max. .this kain hot weather sef . .walks around a little. .adjusts my cowboy cap . .brings out a pack of St Barnabas Menthol Cigarette from under tiger-fur coat. .lights it. .smokes. .pufffff
i'm lovin this

I'm off 2 meet Prof J. Dick. He's my supervisor. .lol

Collects d remote control, tunes d 72" SONY BRAVIA PLASMA TV. .only church programmes. .tunes AL-JAZEERA. .libyan crisis. .ghadaffi . .ons d dvd player. .Lady Gaga's track_Allejandro . .
Collects schnapp Squadron bottle. .takes 2 shot. .coughs a little. .i feel good mehn!!

Opens bar. .staggers swaggers in. .singing worship song, cuts short. .smiling. .enough to eat. .enough booze. .menu's tight. .reminisces about yesterday. .those pretty faces. .efe & yinka. .remembers today's Sunday. .cuts short. .continues singing worship songs. .

Efe & yinka. .i'm handin over to you gals. .
i'm off 2 market buy snails, cameroonian shrimps and 404(dog meat). We have to expand our menu cos of d demands. .
look after d customers well, entertain bright well [s]because it's like he's with hard currency[/s]  I'll be back lerra. Cheers!

Studio CFR:

No add sleeping tablet join the gala give the girl o

this bar no be chemist ooo. .lol
Studio how market work? Wetin you wan order. .we have liquors, cocktails, lemonades, beers, suya(your favorite) . .  

yinkalink:

Home of course. Finished wit my bottle of coke,so wat else? Dis 1 dat d owner's spikn drinks n poppin pills,i dey fear oh

no fear jor! Coke no dey intoxicate na. .oya come take your gala made with 100% pig beaf

tanimz:

Ehm Chykason, you no know say my Badosky don open joint already?

<<. .thinking it's one of those tax people. .tries to accelerate. .comes back. .pretending to be jogging. .>>
**thinking aloud. .dis gal wan thief my customers**
errr. .you no read signpost. . Spa no be bar na
wetin we go offer u. .

yinkalink:

Lol, am outta here

**joins efe to hold her, oops! removes my hand for fear of touching u know what**
errrr. .sisi. .you neva pay. .

yinkalink:

*comes in, sees Chykason n Efe in 1 corner doin u know what, clears throat hem hem, a bottle of Coke pls*

**already bringing out d cocaine coke pipe. .remembers she mentioned bottle. .oops!. .drops d weed. .opens d refrigerator. .brings out a bottle of orobo (1 litre) chilled coke and serves her**
madam yinka, how market office today? I hope you sold worked fine

Efemena_xy:

er. . .dunno - are you??

**tries really hard to focus on him but is now now seeing double. . .triple. . .quadriple. . .**

come Chykason - 'ope u didn't spike ma drink??

errrr. .Bloody Mary is d best. .75%VOL. .makes u see vision pass Joseph. .there u go girl. .
**looks at d mascara on her lips, her necklace, eyes going vertically down. .tries to concentrate. .**
oops! Madam Yinkalito!

tanimz:

Not Chykason's girl.

wharrof my dowry

yinkalink:

It worked.

wetin work

distinkt@:

dependin on how slow your brain is

can't you see he took d joke seriously. .

distinkt@:

lol@yinka.just figured i'l set up a fake thread with a really cool title and check 4 nairalanders' reactn,which am just lovin!

if a tailor commits blunder when sowing, he calls it style
third class joke jor!!!
<<i feel like cryin>> ;>(

RET@rd

what does retard mean?

Odunnu:

I love the sin assembly censor most. Lol

LWKMD!!!
Sin assembly indeed

customer satisfaction is our nickname second name.
**goes over 2 d HI-FI BLASTER selects d song "I'M SO ENDOWED" by D'banj & Snoop Dogg**
i feel good mehn Efe, u dey feel d song?

**serves him d fish fins legs, cow's anus wings. .**
customer, our zobo's outta stock, buh we gat duck-flavored lemonades . . .errrrrrr. .you need your back massaged for 5 bucks

Children 0-6 months old need breast milk for mental growth
Nigerian Medical Association(NMA)

A pig's heavenly feeling indeed!!!

I love this

ORGAS_

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

You're more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider

no word in the English Language rhymes with month

Nutmegs are extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes

The name of all the continents ends with the same letter they started with.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

On average, people fear spiders than they do death

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out!

Death to d bitch dat touches my man

More coming. . .

^^^lol. . .in your bible

well i said on average. . .these are known facts

eldav:

I guess d spider thing . , is actually 4rm your personal experience.

personal experience? Most people slept sometimes with their mouth wide open without knowing it. So what stops d spider from blindly crawling in? :O
Can you swear you haven't Now you smiled

Besides these are known facts.

eldav:

I guess d spider thing . , is actually 4rm your personal experience.

personal experience? Most people slept sometimes with their mouth wide open without knowing it. So what stops d spider from blindly crawling in? :O
Can you swear you haven't Now you smiled

Besides these are known facts.

Let's make the Nairaland (word-adjusting) Robot do some work. He's getting lazy these days. Let's humour d wizard.

Ok. I start

Every Tom, Dick & Harry are invited!

30th November

Busy_body:

Anyone know how I can change mine from 31st of May, too many split personality disorder pipu were born on that day

feelin unlucky?

koolchicco:

Ask your wife.

shhhh:X. . .she's around

Right-handed people lives on average nine times longer than left-handed people

Some lions mate over 50 times a day

The strongest muscle in d body is d tongue
women blink twice as much as men

you can't sneeze with your eyes open
you can't kill yourself by holding your breadth

the average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night

the electric chair was invented by a dentist