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Forum Games / Re: Start The Sentence With The Last Word (pidgin Version) by Chykason(m): 6:16pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Abi, who knows Prof Tom Dick? |
Forum Games / Re: 3words Per Post: Part 2 by Chykason(m): 6:13pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Coughs a little |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Sentences With Banned Words Here! by Chykason(m): 2:38pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been, i've been to the doctor's Doctor of what? Doctor of medicine? Medicine for what? Medicine for . . . Lol |
Forum Games / Re: 3words Per Post: Part 2 by Chykason(m): 2:30pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
I want milk |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 2:23pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death A snail can sleep for 3 years All polar beers are left-handed. An Ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain Butterflies taste with their feet China has more English speakers than the US Humans and dolphins are d only species that have sex for pleasure February 1865 is d only month in recorded history not to have a full moon |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 2:08pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Idowuogbo:ID, dat's d television u are talkin to. . anywayz, welcome 2 d |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 1:58pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
So long bro. .lerra <<thinking>> a prayer warrior what's he done Well imma hear what she haz 2 say. . **sets d AC to max. .this kain hot weather sef . .walks around a little. .adjusts my cowboy cap . .brings out a pack of St Barnabas Menthol Cigarette from under tiger-fur coat. .lights it. .smokes. .pufffff i'm lovin this |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Sentences With Banned Words Here! by Chykason(m): 10:24am On Mar 13, 2011 |
I'm off 2 meet Prof J. Dick. He's my supervisor. .lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:19am On Mar 13, 2011 |
Collects d remote control, tunes d 72" SONY BRAVIA PLASMA TV. .only church programmes. .tunes AL-JAZEERA. .libyan crisis. .ghadaffi . .ons d dvd player. .Lady Gaga's track_Allejandro . . Collects |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:05am On Mar 13, 2011 |
Opens bar. . |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:40pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Efe & yinka. .i'm handin over to you gals. . i'm off 2 market buy snails, cameroonian shrimps and 404(dog meat). We have to expand our menu cos of d demands. . look after d customers well, entertain bright well [s]because it's like he's with hard currency[/s] I'll be back lerra. Cheers! |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:20pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Studio CFR:this bar no be chemist ooo. .lol Studio how market work? Wetin you wan order. .we have liquors, cocktails, lemonades, beers, suya(your favorite) . . |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:06pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
yinkalink:no fear jor! Coke no dey intoxicate na. .oya come take your gala |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:01pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
tanimz:<<. .thinking it's one of those tax people. .tries to accelerate. .comes back. .pretending to be jogging. .>> **thinking aloud. .dis gal wan thief my customers** errr. .you no read signpost. . Spa no be bar na wetin we go offer u. . |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:50pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
yinkalink:**joins efe to hold her, oops! removes my hand for fear of touching u know what** errrr. .sisi. .you neva pay. . |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:33pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
yinkalink:**already bringing out d madam yinka, how |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:23pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Efemena_xy:errrr. .Bloody Mary is d best. .75%VOL. .makes u see vision pass Joseph. .there u go girl. . **looks at d mascara on her lips, her necklace, eyes going vertically down. .tries to concentrate. .** oops! Madam Yinkalito! |
Forum Games / Re: 3words Per Post: Part 2 by Chykason(m): 10:13pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
tanimz:wharrof my dowry |
Jokes Etc / Re: Rude Gurl by Chykason(m): 10:10pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
yinkalink:wetin work distinkt@:can't you see he took d joke seriously. . |
Jokes Etc / Re: Rude Gurl by Chykason(m): 10:06pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
distinkt@:if a tailor commits blunder when sowing, he calls it style third class joke jor!!! <<i feel like cryin>> ;>( |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Sentences With Banned Words Here! by Chykason(m): 9:57pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
RET@rd what does retard mean? |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Sentences With Banned Words Here! by Chykason(m): 9:55pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Odunnu:LWKMD!!! Sin assembly indeed |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 9:48pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
customer satisfaction is our **goes over 2 d HI-FI BLASTER selects d song "I'M SO ENDOWED" by D'banj & Snoop Dogg** i feel good mehn Efe, u dey feel d song? |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 9:23pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
**serves him d fish customer, our zobo's outta stock, buh we gat duck-flavored lemonades . . .errrrrrr. .you need your back massaged for 5 bucks |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Sentences With Banned Words Here! by Chykason(m): 8:59pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Children 0-6 months old need breast milk for mental growth Nigerian Medical Association(NMA) |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Sentences With Banned Words Here! by Chykason(m): 8:46pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
A pig's heavenly feeling indeed!!! I love this |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Sentences With Banned Words Here! by Chykason(m): 8:46pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
ORGAS_ A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 8:28pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
You're more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider no word in the English Language rhymes with month Nutmegs are extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes The name of all the continents ends with the same letter they started with. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes On average, people fear spiders than they do death A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out! |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Sentences With Banned Words Here! by Chykason(m): 8:07pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Death to d bitch dat touches my man |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 7:25pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
More coming. . . |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 7:24pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
^^^lol. . .in your bible well i said on average. . .these are known facts |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 7:10pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
eldav:personal experience? Most people slept sometimes with their mouth wide open without knowing it. So what stops d spider from blindly crawling in? :O Can you swear you haven't Now you smiled Besides these are known facts. |
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