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Ok! you got it!
**checks d fridge. .a sexy bottle of miranda . .shuts it. .serves her d chilled soft drink**
there you go! errrr. . Suya how much

Shit happens. . .

^^market tight 2day. .crusade ppl are still buyin his suya. .

lysaa:
Hmm. Interesting!

uhmmm. . .sisi welcome, werrin u wan take?

Oga. .u mean d menu? . .well. .we sell fried ducks, coconut beans, kpomo, 404, booze, cigars, etc
place ur orders

**looks from d window as she passes by. .adjusts my spec. .remembers d tight evening sales . .gears up. .dresses up d tables. .places the shot tumbler on d table. .adjusts my tie. .couple of shots of dry gin 501 dark rum**
this feels good. .

No, just'a cigar

drrionelli:
R[/b]aces [b]A[/b]re [b]C[/b]ertainly [b]E[/b]xciting, [b]S[/b]ometimes!
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S P E E D

Some People Eat Eggs Daily

C I G A R

Mineral

Abi, who knows Prof Tom Dick?

Coughs a little

Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been, i've been to the doctor's
Doctor of what? Doctor of medicine?
Medicine for what?
Medicine for . . .
Lol

I want milk

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death

A snail can sleep for 3 years

All polar beers are left-handed.

An Ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain

Butterflies taste with their feet

China has more English speakers than the US

Humans and dolphins are d only species that have sex for pleasure

February 1865 is d only month in recorded history not to have a full moon

Idowuogbo:
nonsense and ingredients

ID, dat's d television u are talkin to. .
anywayz, welcome 2 d spa bar. .wetin we go offer u

So long bro. .lerra
<<thinking>> a prayer warrior what's he done Well imma hear what she haz 2 say. .
**sets d AC to max. .this kain hot weather sef . .walks around a little. .adjusts my cowboy cap . .brings out a pack of St Barnabas Menthol Cigarette from under tiger-fur coat. .lights it. .smokes. .pufffff
i'm lovin this

I'm off 2 meet Prof J. Dick. He's my supervisor. .lol

Collects d remote control, tunes d 72" SONY BRAVIA PLASMA TV. .only church programmes. .tunes AL-JAZEERA. .libyan crisis. .ghadaffi . .ons d dvd player. .Lady Gaga's track_Allejandro . .
Collects schnapp Squadron bottle. .takes 2 shot. .coughs a little. .i feel good mehn!!

Opens bar. .staggers swaggers in. .singing worship song, cuts short. .smiling. .enough to eat. .enough booze. .menu's tight. .reminisces about yesterday. .those pretty faces. .efe & yinka. .remembers today's Sunday. .cuts short. .continues singing worship songs. .

Efe & yinka. .i'm handin over to you gals. .
i'm off 2 market buy snails, cameroonian shrimps and 404(dog meat). We have to expand our menu cos of d demands. .
look after d customers well, entertain bright well [s]because it's like he's with hard currency[/s]  I'll be back lerra. Cheers!

Studio CFR:
No add sleeping tablet join the gala give the girl o

this bar no be chemist ooo. .lol
Studio how market work? Wetin you wan order. .we have liquors, cocktails, lemonades, beers, suya(your favorite) . .  

yinkalink:
Home of course. Finished wit my bottle of coke,so wat else? Dis 1 dat d owner's spikn drinks n poppin pills,i dey fear oh

no fear jor! Coke no dey intoxicate na. .oya come take your gala made with 100% pig beaf

tanimz:
Ehm Chykason, you no know say my Badosky don open joint already?

<<. .thinking it's one of those tax people. .tries to accelerate. .comes back. .pretending to be jogging. .>>
**thinking aloud. .dis gal wan thief my customers**
errr. .you no read signpost. . Spa no be bar na
wetin we go offer u. .

yinkalink:
Lol, am outta here

**joins efe to hold her, oops! removes my hand for fear of touching u know what**
errrr. .sisi. .you neva pay. .

yinkalink:
*comes in, sees Chykason n Efe in 1 corner doin u know what, clears throat hem hem, a bottle of Coke pls*

**already bringing out d cocaine coke pipe. .remembers she mentioned bottle. .oops!. .drops d weed. .opens d refrigerator. .brings out a bottle of orobo (1 litre) chilled coke and serves her**
madam yinka, how market office today? I hope you sold worked fine

Efemena_xy:
er. . .dunno - are you??

**tries really hard to focus on him but is now now seeing double. . .triple. . .quadriple. . .**

come Chykason - 'ope u didn't spike ma drink??

errrr. .Bloody Mary is d best. .75%VOL. .makes u see vision pass Joseph. .there u go girl. .
**looks at d mascara on her lips, her necklace, eyes going vertically down. .tries to concentrate. .**
oops! Madam Yinkalito!

tanimz:
Not Chykason's girl.

wharrof my dowry

yinkalink:
It worked.

wetin work

distinkt@:
dependin on how slow your brain is

can't you see he took d joke seriously. .

distinkt@:
lol@yinka.just figured i'l set up a fake thread with a really cool title and check 4 nairalanders' reactn,which am just lovin!

if a tailor commits blunder when sowing, he calls it style
third class joke jor!!!
<<i feel like cryin>> ;>(

RET@rd

what does retard mean?

Odunnu:
I love the sin assembly censor most. Lol

LWKMD!!!
Sin assembly indeed

customer satisfaction is our nickname second name.
**goes over 2 d HI-FI BLASTER selects d song "I'M SO ENDOWED" by D'banj & Snoop Dogg**
i feel good mehn Efe, u dey feel d song?