eldav:

I guess d spider thing . , is actually 4rm your personal experience.

personal experience? Most people slept sometimes with their mouth wide open without knowing it. So what stops d spider from blindly crawling in? :O
Can you swear you haven't Now you smiled

Besides these are known facts.

Let's make the Nairaland (word-adjusting) Robot do some work. He's getting lazy these days. Let's humour d wizard.

Ok. I start

Every Tom, Dick & Harry are invited!

30th November

Busy_body:

Anyone know how I can change mine from 31st of May, too many split personality disorder pipu were born on that day

feelin unlucky?

koolchicco:

Ask your wife.

shhhh:X. . .she's around

Right-handed people lives on average nine times longer than left-handed people

Some lions mate over 50 times a day

The strongest muscle in d body is d tongue
women blink twice as much as men

you can't sneeze with your eyes open
you can't kill yourself by holding your breadth

the average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night

the electric chair was invented by a dentist

Rapìst!!!

I want milk. . .

Joins her in reading d bible. .
**we know how it all starts**

[yawns]
I'm feeling hungry

Gives her a sexy slap 4 throwin amala @ me

bright007:

This is NLTV,my name is BRIGHT007 standing by for latest update on entertainment news.
Yesterday was a day to be remembered by members and staff of the All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint(season 2) as they were attacked by hoodlums popularly called area boys,this was during the official opening ceremony of the bar.The chairman of the occasion Hon.El-Guapo was badly injured $ is still receiving treatment at the time of making this report.Mr Chykason,the MC of the occasion narrowly escaped death as he had to jump through the window for safety.Other members like efemena,bosstdiamondz,idowuogbo,eldav,daniluv,Yinkalink,chi baby $ others had to scamp for safety with various degrees of injury.Eye witnesses told NLTV dat the attack was due to the non-compliance of the bar to pay certain amount due to them,
Well what a sad story to begin the once booming All Jokers Offtopic Bar

picks up d remote goes over to d 72 inches PLASMA TV. .tunes d station. .

**thinks aloud**
those area boys sef. .always lookin 4 where they'll drink free liquor. .

**reaches 4 my pocket, grabs lighter and lights my Cigar. .puffs some smoke. .
I love Castro mehn!!!

**serves her d chilled Devil on Horseback. .<Studio's favorite gin> and pours d shot of Bloody Mary**

>>thinking<<. .dis gal's strong 4 dat 75% vol liquor? :x :x :x

Efemena_xy:

Lol!!

so na dodgy customers full here so?

maybe I better go check out the new bar across the road then. . .

cus cus. .u know we offer take aways and special discounts. .

marcus1234:

no, [img]http://2.s07.flagcounter.com/count/DymW/bg=D1E8FF/txt=D1E8FF/border=D1E8FF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/[/img][img]http://s07.flagcounter.com/count/DymW/bg=D1E8FF/txt=D1E8FF/border=D1E8FF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/[/img]

**look @ d way he staggers in & thinks. .dis marcus sef, how am i sure he'll pay today. .**
**goes over and asks him**
how market. .u closed on time 2day. .

Efemena_xy:



I'm not a drinker - so why's ma name up on that list??

cocktailz then. .

Efemena_xy:

Boring Stuff

I'm not a drinker - so why's ma name up on that list??

cocktailz then. .

**thinking. .this feels good**
returns d peck on her lips, and goes 4 da smooch. . .

Coughs a little

so what's gwan?

Becomerich
studio CFR
tanimz
Gabry
mannylex
nellaluv
nike4luv
googles
chi-baby
chykason

Suya seller

*looks her in d eyes as she starts drawing things wit her toes on d floor: sign of shyness**

I just hibernated.

I am ooo!!!

tanimz:

Just the ceiling.

laugh out louder

Ta nim z!!!

Third class!!!

They have finished recruiting. They closed receiving application Wednesday 9th March 2011. I was @ my local goverment area HQ yesterday and i was told so.
Cheers!

If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is opposite of progress?

Why is it that if you want to STOP Windows 98, you have to click on START?

Where is d price list, mr casket?

[b]Welcome to the Joker's Bar Joint.

Here, the time is always 17:59 anytime of the day. After a torrid day at the office, just hop in & order for bottle(s) of any drink of your choice. Here's the perfect place for STOUTing, RAFFIA-WINEing, LIQUORing and SUYAing. Cigarettes and pipes straight from Cuba are also on the menu.
African & Continental dishes are also available: Pig meat pork, beaf steak & kidney pie, gala_{yinka's favorite},dog barbecue 404, amala & ewedu, akpu & ofe nsala, egusi, goat head, etc. .
So, let's keep the train rolling.

Giving most honour to those who deserve them:

Bar man
El Guapo

Bar Patronizers
bright007
StudioCFR
shakara4u
neyshed
Pharoh
eldav
Boss Ttdiamonds
KDK
jokingmary
bashy_demy
chykason
daniluv
ben
. . .
Bar Divas
tanimz
yinkalink
Idowuogbo
lysaa
Efemena_xy
chi-baby
. . .
New customers are welcomed.
Meet up with the last thread here~

All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (Season I) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-580436.3264.html

Fellow Drinkers & Hotel Bar mates, at the count of 3 I declare this bar open.

1!
2!!
3!!!


BAR OPENED!!![/b] 

Spanking, plugging, inserting his 'Don Thomas' in2 your honey-pot