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Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Chykason(m): 6:11am On Jul 28, 2011
Efemena_xy:

Jackpot Kirikiri Iron Bender - Without proof you for deny am. . .na so I sabi you reach tongue tongue
NEVER! madam, you neva sabi me. Everybody knows my identity. Stop acting like you're Mungo Park-the discoverer.
Na Thunder and Lightening Bolt go fire that your nasty Kpekus!!  angry angry
mtchew, pack that your over-grown grey late-night witch hair go siddon make we see road.


Eyah!! Na so the banning pain u reach??
stop being silly, pls. We've politicians for that. Mind you, I neva complained to the admin.


Never mind - e go better for you grin grin

**But you fit gist us why dem ban you naw. . .**
i fit gist you only if you ask appropriately.

Olodo!!  grin grin

Excited? over whom? you?? - Oh Puuuleeezzz spare  me the nightmare!!

**Anyway, na small-small your thick brain go understand with time say, nland nor be the be-all-and-end-all tongue tongue
Time is up, s[i]e[/i]xy witch. Go and nyansh some free D[i]i[/i]ck *no offence*

**hisses in Arabic**
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Chykason(m): 4:22am On Jul 28, 2011
Efemena_xy:

^^ dem don ban am (again) cool

so he's taking out his frustrations on moi! cheesy cheesy cheesy
stop sweatin unnecessarily. Was I banned before? I was blocked by spam-bot, which can happen to anybody. Now, is that an Admin ban? I wonder what's your problem seriously. Stop this your unnecessary rumour-mongering
Romance / Re: How Romantic Are You? by Chykason(m): 6:50pm On Jul 27, 2011
^boy, you smell faeces?
Jokes Etc / Re: The Condom And The Pad by Chykason(m): 6:38pm On Jul 27, 2011
Copyed
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Chykason(m): 6:33pm On Jul 27, 2011
chi-nwa, I wanna see your pant

*goes for her eroticc curvilinear provocative and sexually-eruptive waist* grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokers,Lets Throw N Recieve All D Love Here by Chykason(m): 6:27pm On Jul 27, 2011
blocked by a spam-bot. Hey long time, I missed you and our little bar then. cool *winks* wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Chykason(m): 6:23pm On Jul 27, 2011
^^I have bought pink pants for you before, so it's not a new thing. wink grin
*don't deny it, please*
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Chykason(m): 6:12pm On Jul 27, 2011
Efemena_xy:

Hmmm. . .I sense foul play

er Jackie, why you dey use multiple IDs? **abi dem don ban you?** cool

Jackpot = Chykason!!!  cheesy tongue

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/action-profile/u-659437/sa-showPosts/start-1728
Useless litigation. I deny you? Mtchew. Na your foul nyash you dey sense. Mtchew.

*for ya info, jackpot was blocked by spam-bot*

stop getting excited unnecessarily.
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Chykason(m): 4:11pm On Jul 27, 2011
^quit shouting and shut the f[i]u[/i]ck up. Person dey yab you with correct 2 lines you come dey write essay & comprehension. angry cheesy Mtchew
Politics / Re: Let's Have Your Complaints Here by Chykason(m): 2:09pm On Jul 27, 2011
I recommends this thread to be on the front page
Mosquito Kills 300,000 Nigerians Annually

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-722034.0.html
Politics / Re: Malaria Kills 300,000 Nigerians Annually – Unicef by Chykason(m): 2:00pm On Jul 27, 2011
Politics / Malaria Kills 300,000 Nigerians Annually – Unicef by Chykason(m): 1:58pm On Jul 27, 2011
Malaria kills 300,000 Nigerians
annually – UNICEF
8
July 27, 2011
News
By Peter Duru
MAKURDI- The United Nations Children
Fund, UNICEF, has said that of the yearly
800,000 global deaths from malaria
infection, about 300,000 are Nigerians.
UNICEF added that over 97 per cent of the
country’s population are also at risk of the
disease.
Chief of UNICEF Field ‘A’ Office, Enugu, Mr.
Charles Nzuki, made this known while
speaking with newsmen in Makurdi, Benue
State.
Nzuki said that most of the victims were
children below the age of five, pointing out
that the country was responding to cases
of infant mortality by increasing
appropriate malaria treatment for targeted
groups through the implementation of the
Affordable Medicines for Malaria, AMFM,
and massive distribution of 63 million long
lasting insecticidal nets.
He said much still needed to be done to
confront the challenges posed by the
malaria scourge.
According to him, approximately 90 per
cent of these deaths occur in Africa where
malaria accounts for about one out of
every six of such deaths.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Condom And The Pad by Chykason(m): 6:56am On Jul 27, 2011
you're on a long thing. . .nice joke
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokers,Lets Throw N Recieve All D Love Here by Chykason(m): 6:54am On Jul 27, 2011
^
*coughs*
is this the topic "love the person above ya?"


hey, missus above me, can I rove you?
Romance / Re: Most Romantic Lady In Da Romance Section..... Voting Ends Tonight >>>>> by Chykason(m): 8:05pm On Jul 10, 2011
undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Chykason(m): 7:59pm On Jul 10, 2011
See as 3 LEPAcious mosquito-waist size sorry. .slim and sexy babes dey here dey claim IKEBE. tongue cheesy
I laugh in Pidgin. grin grin
Romance / Re: Most Romantic Lady In Da Romance Section..... Voting Ends Tonight >>>>> by Chykason(m): 5:55pm On Jul 10, 2011
Cyber-fornicators Derailers on rampage lipsrsealed
Literature / Re: Natasha: ''A Girl Like Me'' by Chykason(m): 2:00pm On Jul 10, 2011
Natasha,,:

Okay I'm sorry guys I'm not writing any more I had to stop to prove to my brother that I love him so very much, I hope he's happy now, I'm so sorry but it's the best I guess, and I didn't stop because of fear, I had to stop to prove my love for my brother  cry cry Thanks for reading my story I really appreciate it kiss kiss kiss,.
I why the sad face?

I he sent my his greetings. I He promise to be with you always. You're the best thing that happened to my his life. kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Most Romantic Lady In Da Romance Section..... Voting Ends Tonight >>>>> by Chykason(m): 1:27pm On Jul 10, 2011
[size=32pt]kiss kiss kiss kissNATASHA ~ a breath of fresh air kiss kiss kiss kiss[/size]
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Chykason(m): 10:28am On Jul 10, 2011
Lol @ d gun part. That's crazyly funny! cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Most Romantic Lady In Da Romance Section..... Voting Ends Tonight >>>>> by Chykason(m): 10:17am On Jul 10, 2011
^^Hehe. .everybody is a Yeye fowl but some fowls EL something acts yeye pass the other wink
Romance / Re: Most Romantic Lady In Da Romance Section..... Voting Ends Tonight >>>>> by Chykason(m): 10:09am On Jul 10, 2011
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[color=16pt][size=16pt]Lots Of kisses Love, Natasha.

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Your hommie voted you[/size]

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Firearm Meets Natasha,, by Chykason(m): 1:21am On Jun 19, 2011
Natasha,,:

^^I send them  tongue grin grin
ohnaigee:

d babe wey una dey break bottle 4 no even send una, so wotz d point?
who don break bottle? Mtchew. Mis-yarner
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Bromwich Albion Vs Arsenal [2 - 2] On Saturday 19th March 2011 by Chykason(m): 1:19pm On Mar 18, 2011
mukina2:

WBA (Possible, 4-2-3-1): Carson; Reid, Olsson, Méïté, Shorey; Mulumbu, Scharner, Brunt, Morrison, Thomas; Odemwingie.

Arsenal (Possible, 4-2-3-1): Almunia; Sagna, Koscielny, Squillaci, Clichy; Wilshere, Denilson; Arshavin, Diaby, Nasri; Van Persie.

Referee Stuart Attwell (Matches 10 R2 Y38).

Tale of the game
With Lukasz Fabianski ruled out until the end of the season because of a shoulder problem and Wojciech Szczesny sidelined with an injured finger Arsenal could include former goalkeeper Jens Lehmann, who is available to sign as a free agent.

Albion, meanwhile, are unbeaten under new manager Roy Hodgson, drawing two and winning one to take five points.

Albion, though, have gone 27 games since keeping a clean sheet and 61 games since they were last involved in a goalless draw.

West Brom have drawn their last three home games in the Premier League and were last beaten there on New Year’s Day, against Manchester United.

No fewer than five of Arsenal’s last eight games have been in cup competitions. Now they are out of all three knockout competitions they can concentrate on the Premier League.

They are three points behind Manchester United with a game in hand and are unbeaten in the league in 2011, a run of 11 games without loss going back to December – when they were beaten 1-0 at Old Trafford.

That includes four away games without loss in which they have scored 12 goals.

The 0-0 draw with Sunderland was the first game in which they had failed to score in seven and only the fifth time this season in which they had not scored.

Jerome Thomas will make his 100th Premier League appearance if he plays for Albion.

Albion test Graham Dorrans while Marek Cech and Pablo Ibanez are still absent.

In addition to Szczesny and Fabianski Arsenal are still without Johan Djourou, Cesc Fabregas, Alex Song, Theo Walcott, Thomas Vermaelen and Emmanuel Frimpong.

Stat of the game: Albion are bidding for their first league double over Arsenal since the 1961-62 season when they won 4-0 at The Hawthorns and 1-0 at Highbury.

Match
mukina2:

WBA (Possible, 4-2-3-1): Carson; Reid, Olsson, Méïté, Shorey; Mulumbu, Scharner, Brunt, Morrison, Thomas; Odemwingie.

Arsenal (Possible, 4-2-3-1): Almunia; Sagna, Koscielny, Squillaci, Clichy; Wilshere, Denilson; Arshavin, Diaby, Nasri; Van Persie.

Referee Stuart Attwell (Matches 10 R2 Y38).

Tale of the game
With Lukasz Fabianski ruled out until the end of the season because of a shoulder problem and Wojciech Szczesny sidelined with an injured finger Arsenal could include former goalkeeper Jens Lehmann, who is available to sign as a free agent.

Albion, meanwhile, are unbeaten under new manager Roy Hodgson, drawing two and winning one to take five points.

Albion, though, have gone 27 games since keeping a clean sheet and 61 games since they were last involved in a goalless draw.

West Brom have drawn their last three home games in the Premier League and were last beaten there on New Year’s Day, against Manchester United.

No fewer than five of Arsenal’s last eight games have been in cup competitions. Now they are out of all three knockout competitions they can concentrate on the Premier League.

They are three points behind Manchester United with a game in hand and are unbeaten in the league in 2011, a run of 11 games without loss going back to December – when they were beaten 1-0 at Old Trafford.

That includes four away games without loss in which they have scored 12 goals.

The 0-0 draw with Sunderland was the first game in which they had failed to score in seven and only the fifth time this season in which they had not scored.

Jerome Thomas will make his 100th Premier League appearance if he plays for Albion.

Albion test Graham Dorrans while Marek Cech and Pablo Ibanez are still absent.

In addition to Szczesny and Fabianski Arsenal are still without Johan Djourou, Cesc Fabregas, Alex Song, Theo Walcott, Thomas Vermaelen and Emmanuel Frimpong.

Stat of the game: Albion are bidding for their first league double over Arsenal since the 1961-62 season when they won 4-0 at The Hawthorns and 1-0 at Highbury.

Match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sunderland Vs Liverpool [0 - 2] On Sunday 20th March 2011 by Chykason(m): 1:09pm On Mar 18, 2011
mukina2:

Sunderland (Possible, 4-1-4-1): Mignolet; Ferdinand, Mensah, Bramble, Bardsley; Muntari; Sessegnon, Henderson, Richardson, Malbranque; Gyan.

Liverpool (4-4-2): Reina; Johnson, Skrtel, Kyrgiakos, Carragher; Meireles, Poulse, Lucas, Maxi; Suarez, Kuyt.

Referee: Kevin Friend (Matches 13 R2 Y37).

Tale of the game
Sunderland are in trouble. The 0-0 draw at Arsenal brought their first point in five games.

When the teams met in September at Anfield Darren Bent scored twice in between goals from Liverpool’s Dirk Kuyt and Steven Gerrard.

Gerrard is missing after the England midfielder was ruled out for a month with a groin problem.

Also absent from Kenny Dalglish’s side are Fabio Aurelio, Martin Kelly, Daniel Agger and Jonjo Shelvey.

Sunderland, meanwhile, miss former Liverpool winger Bolo Zenden along with Nedum Onuoha, Craig Gordon and David Meyler.

In the last four league games between Sunderland and Liverpool at the Stadium of Light, both teams have failed to score.

Darren Bent scored the only goal of the game last season but in the previous three games, Liverpool won all three without conceding.

Stat of the game: Sunderland have gone 259 minutes without a goal.

Match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc 2.0 by Chykason(m): 1:06pm On Mar 18, 2011
mukina2:

shameful embarassed

i'll be seriously rooting for Real , ,cuz if spurs cross real erm erm embarassed embarassed embarassed
Jokes Etc / Re: Lay Your Complaints To The Moderators Of This Section Section Here by Chykason(m): 12:55pm On Mar 18, 2011
clemcykul:

u berra do somfin tangible with your time, we have seen complaints and complainers come and go . .Nld rules are diff. from other sites. smiley the earlier u learn to take things easy in this site, the better for your peace of mind. cool


jokes forum is for jokes, riddles, and laffs, no one should take anything in this particular forum serious . .cause if you do, you will loose the essence of the forum which is to make people laff.

if u wanna be taken seriously check other forums. peace! cool
Jokes Etc / Re: A Sensible Mad Man by Chykason(m): 2:37pm On Mar 17, 2011
yinkalink:

lol


but this wan that all your jokes are about mad people. i dey fear oh
Jokes Etc / Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Chykason(m): 1:25pm On Mar 17, 2011
mukina2:

@Chykason ,Okija_juju  and Idowuogbo

thanks guys lets keep the peace kiss kiss smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Chykason(m): 11:47am On Mar 17, 2011
mukina2:

erm can someone please summarise what's going on in here for me please
mukina2
welcome
inorder not to derail other threads, we've got only one offtopic thread. .
Now op created this thread as a self-service center where El Guapo is asked to dangle his p*n*s, and op is giving massage and showin off with her red hot @§§.
You can find out time to read pages 1 to 7. You'll see dat i'm tellin you d truth. There's no joke there except sexual immoralities. I mean no sense of humour. Op is always chasing jokers away from here. Good old jokers like clemcy, romsky, lysaa doesn't post here any longer because of these filthy things they post here.
We are now begging you to move this thread to sexuality section. .
We as jokers don't need this thread in this section.

Thank you
Jokes Etc / Re: Son And Dad by Chykason(m): 10:18am On Mar 17, 2011
Lol. .you're now trying. .this is your real talent. .not d other one. .
Jokes Etc / Re: Lay Your Complaints To The Moderators Of This Section Section Here by Chykason(m): 10:12am On Mar 17, 2011
saddler:

Ahhhaaaa!this is very unusual of an offtopic bar.Hav been following this thread ever since inception $ found nothing other than sexual immorality coupled with irrelevant $ most time wasting comments.I am outer here!!!
Moderators, please help us na.
You guys are like d MILITARY in Egypt. Take Mubarak out and give us what is our fundamental right.
We need jokes here not sexual talks. .
Are we going to wait 17 days like d Egyptians?

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