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Foreign Affairs / Re: Morgan Freeman Mistaken For Nelson Mandela On Billboard In India by Chykason(m): 5:16am On Nov 11, 2017
RSAMAN:
Madiba honoured by india, so funny.



grin
I can't see the pics. embarassed
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 3 by Chykason(m): 9:36pm On Jul 01, 2017
Hello house,

What if TETFund is sponsoring the individual? Will they still require 28 days untouched deposit of living expenses?
Literature / Re: *~Efemena-xy Voted Literature/Writing Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by Chykason(m): 7:49pm On Dec 17, 2012
Efe sweery, i don come to cat vote nah.

Where you dey?

What are we voting for sef?

Efe dear, is it Mrs Nairaland contest?

Can i vote you now?

I hope you will keep your promise.

Don't keep me waiting, sweery!
wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Chykason(m): 11:30am On Dec 16, 2012
bright007: ...precipitate oooo efe...which one be ojoro inside?...
And by d way...its been a long time we met at dat koror...can we meet dere tonight?
...Err barman...pls give my usuals...two bottles of subsidy bitters and a plate of cow-wings peppersoup.

*stares at the beauty in front of moi*

can I toast you, sugar? wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Vote For BUNMIOGUNS!!!!!! by Chykason(m): 11:28am On Dec 16, 2012
bunmioguns: Welcome back my boss..... Nd thanks for the support so far... remember, if I win it, it's still the same thing as u winning it cos we are still under d same umbrella... UP PROJAN grin grin grin grin
kids


SMH
Jokes Etc / Re: Vote For BUNMIOGUNS!!!!!! by Chykason(m): 11:27am On Dec 16, 2012
bunmioguns: Welcome back my boss..... Nd thanks for the support so far... remember, if I win it, it's still the same thing as u winning it cos we are still under d same umbrella... UP PROJAN grin grin grin grin
kids

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Jokes Etc / Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Chykason(m): 5:38pm On Sep 08, 2012
~vicky~:


have you taken your malaria drugs undecided
vikcy dear, but your thread title says you share FUN TIMES with peeps na.

Or should I wait till Midnight when everybody is asleep for us to have FUN?
undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Chykason(m): 4:06pm On Sep 08, 2012
~vicky~:


undecided undecided undecided undecided
vikcy dear, can we have FUN pls? wink
cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Chykason(m): 3:57pm On Sep 08, 2012
Viewing this topic: dani1luv
i cast and bind you, you this stalking, mal-nourished, post-hiding, bow-legged evil-spirit! tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Chykason(m): 1:26pm On Sep 08, 2012
chamotex:

Hehe this just made me laugh grin grin grin

*offtopic*

my mod Chamotex, pls help me delete this post. Thanks

www.nairaland.com/389133/start-sentence-last-word-pidgin/6#5556826
Jokes Etc / Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Chykason(m): 12:28pm On Sep 08, 2012
~vicky~:
funny pictures

what is the groom doing?
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BJ a.k.a RIMMING a.k.a Washing&Setting a.k.a. CUNNILINGUS cheesy cheesy
ever been in this situation?



grin grin grin grin grin
vikcy dear, I haff loff you as a fat kid loffs cake. You wouldn't do me that. Would you? undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Chykason(m): 10:09am On Sep 08, 2012
pearl~hapi:
lmao a veryyyy gud ansa
pearl dear, while we're having FUN, no need for us to be peeping through the window when your hussy is away then. We can always shout SEPTEMBER FOOL. The niqqa gon be played. Haha wink
Romance / Re: Which Month Has The Most Birthdays. . .>>>poll by Chykason(m): 9:58pm On Nov 22, 2011
February is being murdered. hehehe cheesy
Romance / Re: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by Chykason(m): 9:10pm On Nov 22, 2011
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Dave2's Mahjong Parlour with his Buddies! by Chykason(m): 6:51am On Jul 30, 2011
Hey, Dave, come collect some SLAPS for messing with my sis angry angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Dave2's Mahjong Parlour with his Buddies! by Chykason(m): 6:47am On Jul 30, 2011
*hey, pure water, somebody*
Nairaland / General / Re: A Changed Man by Chykason(m): 6:40am On Jul 30, 2011
*sneezes*
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Chykason(m): 6:20am On Jul 30, 2011
^
*kisses her on the nose* kiss kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Chykason(m): 8:37pm On Jul 29, 2011
^thanks jor! you deserve a million dollar kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Chykason(m): 5:38pm On Jul 29, 2011
^^offers him Dorchester Cigarettes. wink Oga,na one for five naira cheesy
Politics / Re: Ekiti Is The 2nd Poorest State In Nigeria-commissioner by Chykason(m): 11:52am On Jul 29, 2011
You may laugh but it's true that one can count the number of 2 or more storeyed building in the state capital Ado-Ekiti. 95% of all the houses there are bungalows with rusted zincs.
Romance / Re: Virginity Is Not Every Thing by Chykason(m): 1:42am On Jul 29, 2011
He married her because of her tight punny, but right now, the Doctor is putting his five fingers in her already bogus punny! shocked lipsrsealed tongue cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Ekiti Is The 2nd Poorest State In Nigeria-commissioner by Chykason(m): 1:29am On Jul 29, 2011
seanet02:

Revenue Allocation is not the benchmark for calculating the poverty level of states. What revenue allocation can not do, internally generated revenue can do.
Internally Generated Revenue from where? Ok, I served in Ekiti. They have only a street-market at Ado-Ekiti. Where else would the main IGR come from?

Banks and their high institutions are the only "Oil Company" one can dream of working at in Ekiti State.
Computer Market / Re: Magic Jack by Chykason(m): 1:09am On Jul 29, 2011
^you know book at all?

na 1 naira you removed, not 1 kobo.
Computer Market / Re: Magic Jack by Chykason(m): 6:45pm On Jul 28, 2011
*coughs*


@jerry
you dey sell for 6000 naira?
Jokes Etc / Re: The Condom And The Pad by Chykason(m): 6:24pm On Jul 28, 2011
what of ear? wink
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Chykason(m): 5:41pm On Jul 28, 2011
^hey Efe, while going out, no go piss for the bar frontage with that una scatter-scatter piss. angry tongue tongue grin *no offence* cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Chykason(m): 5:30pm On Jul 28, 2011
Efemena_xy:

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. . .

For a guy you sabi talk pass market woman - 'n as for the bolded, na compliment you dey serve so?  grin grin grin

Ashewo, I never start wiff you 'n you don dey dribble put for your 2nd hand bib. . .
are you mad?

anyways sha, just to make u feel important I go let you have the last word
are you feeling inadequate?


now run off 'n play wiff your toys b/4 peeps begin accuse me of child abuse / cradle snatching. . . tongue tongue
kiss my arse, sweetheart! tongue cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Chykason(m): 5:15pm On Jul 28, 2011
^i wonder too oh. This biased laughing is calling for some serious concerns. undecided

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