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Thanks. .but did u just say expired old kuli-kuli

Idowu, dig up old threads, bend down and learn. .
You can still open a thread in Sexuality Section

EL- GUAPO, no show us your peniiss again, we don see am. .it's black in colour

IDOWU, we don see your a$$ too. .it's red in colour. .

We can always go and find that in Sexuality Section

Please Moderators, our kids browsing for jokes are seeing this blue movie. .JEEZ. .AAAAARRRGGGHHHHH. .

neyshed:
Sorry Guys i av to read trou all your typing dou there is still no jokes yet ,

thank God I am not the one that said it.
300 replies and no jokes. .who is fooling who here~
This thread should be moved.
THIS THREAD IS OFF-SECTION.
Many of old joke section members haven't posted here because of this mess called intimate romance and PENIIIS dangling. .

Where are our moderators and what are they waiting for?

MOVE THIS BLUE FILM OUT OF THIS SECTION

Ben
you opened the thread "Tatafos from Joke Section" in Dating Section.
It's not because you can't post it here, but it's because you know the rules. .
We have FRIEND GISTIN' HOSTEL in the sexuality section. .
This place is for jokers.
Please move the thread 'Badosky Chilling Spa' from this section. I don't want it locked but moved because it doesn't represent us here. .there is no joke there but only pennis, breastz, arse. .
There is offtopic, there is offsection.
That thread is offsection. Go and read d comments there. .people there are acknowledging that there is no joke there. The whole world is watching. They know the truth. You can't cover pregnancy with hands. .

DANI & BEN
This thread is not supposed to be stickied here. .
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-621618.160.html#msg7918575
It should be moved to SEXUALITY SECTION. There are no jokes there. .it's only Show me your pennniiiss, come into my red hot arse, open ya breastz let me feel it, show your penniiss to my grandmother
it's not even 1% funny at all
Please do the right thing and move the SEXUAL thread to Sexuality Section. .

I have to open this because d former thread wasn't tidy and was locked.

IDOWU,
see. .i will tell you. .you're taking this whole thing somehow. .as I started d thread, you entered and tried posting silly things like. .go and check your post there if you've forgotten. .i wooed you with nice replies. .but you still gat bad blood unnecessarily. .
I didn't come to this thread and post rubbish. .i maintained. .
when Dani locked d thread, why were you jubilating and telling him 2 come that your ass is red. .is that a joke?

Now look at your posts. .you don't flow. .no creativity. .only sex. .

In offtopic thread, you're supposed to chat humorously. .not sexually. .this place is not Nigeria. .we're in the world. .all d contents are open for viewing to the outside world. .is this what everybody will see when they come to dis section to laugh. .i tell you. .i don't like posting in Sexuality section because i know i can't flow there. .

Forget sentiments!
Allow Dani do his job. .no grudges please

What is good for the goose is also good for the gander

Dani
This single mistake can tell us d kind of justice we want in this nation. ,
PLS. .this thread doesn't belong here. .TOO MUCH SEXUAL CONTENT. .NO JOKES.

This thread belongs to the SEXUALITY SECTION. .

Idowuogbo:
Dani no point checkin cus. Its an off topc chat nobody complained lasT year wen me elmeNt and oda folks were having intimate romancE on thread evry1 took part bcus it ws funny and entertainin @ d same time so now I open a massage paarLour which evryone knows dat moSt spa have expLicit tins dat comeS wiv it . Omo close d thread if u guys want man.some people taKe jealousy to an. EXtreme like your Thread was DAt funny 2 chyyyk tSeeeeeew

idowu, were you not the one who saw jokes in my thread and came to post rubbish there. .yet after d thread is locked you came to celebrate it with opening your red arse to our moderator. .

You and who is having intimate romance
Chai! You no dey even shame to talk am sef. .

Please it's not in everybody's blood to post jokes. .
ALLOW DANI TO DO HIS WORK PLEASE!

**joke aside**
Dani, are you a man of honour?
Your judgement in this situation tells me what kind of man you are. .
Don't even think about deleting my posts. It'll be childish and irresponsible. I know you can ban people. Right? But it won't change d truth. .

DANI, MOVE THIS THREAD TO SEXUALITY SECTION, ENOUGH OF THIS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT here!!!
This place is for jokers & jokes. .you know it. .i know it. .everybody knows it. .why are you keeping quiet

Idowu, i know he doesn't want to offend you. .no one is hatin. .the thing is this. .sentiments aside. .forget dat u created this thread. .what i am preachin 4 is no jungle justice. .if you plan to play by d rules, play by d rules. .not doing it half-way so dat I won't vex Mrs Mr A. .sentiments will not always allow us to perform our job sincerely. .simple

The reason you gave for locking my thread was fine. .i don't doubt it

oya start from d beginning of this thread. .read all d posts and tell me whether it shouldn't be in SEXUALITY SECTION. It's X-RATED. NO JOKES.

For being a fair man i hope you to be, what do you have to say

Is dat not a good reason to move threads?

[s]silence will only haunt you. It'll only boomerang![/s]

yinkalink:
Wey everybody nah?

People coming here expects to see jokes. .
The truth is bitter. .A house built on a shaky foundation will surely collapse one day. .
THIS SPA IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN JOKE SECTION. .judging by d posts, It should be in the SEXUALITY SECTION. .na so so show me ur peniis, come touch my arse, my legs are vibrating, let me fumble ya breastz, my arse is red hot waitin 4 u. . EL-GUAPO don tire to fling his thing 4 here sef. .
These things are not jokes. .
[size=32pt]Idowu, try crack joke small, na joke section you dey!!![/size]

bright007:
Ok.but to talk true,chykason is 3 much,The guy is d right man for the Job.

guy, you, efe and yinka 2 much jare. .let's say d wonderful bar is closed for renovations https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-622106.96.html

Idowuogbo:
Danny baby I modified already
Come down stairs I wanna give u a Nice body to body massage forr locking dat thread, u deserve a nice relaxin session

is dis supposed 2 be jealousy
werrin concern spa concern bar
Is dat y u came 2 d bar postin nansence
you made a mistake!
I came hia 2 catch fun my own way!
[s]Go give him a bIow-job too. Chykason doesn't give a hoot[/s]
SMH

**AS FOR DANI, WHY DID YOU LOCK THAT THREAD AND CHANGE THIS ONE TO A BAR . .food for thought** a guilty conscience fears no accuser

Idowuogbo:
Danii I don't want a joint, I want a spa plLs change it bck haba y joint can we relax rada dan shayo always omuti leyin ni
Jeeeeez arrrrrghhhhhh

i pity a man washing his wife's underwear when she hasn't ordered him to do so! You can't bet if she likes it.

Dani, [color=#009900]girl wuman lappa[/color], ya know d last time u pissed me off what i did?
for pissing me off now, you deserve a wonderful ridicule joke. .out in stores soon. .subscribe

na only whispa i take tell u na. .is dat why veins draw map of Nigeria 4 ya face u dey vex oya come take ya favorite chilled can zobo. .

bright007:
***gbam!gbam!as bright hits d table $ boiling with rage, How dare u!imagine the concorbility!Me ,a chief,a titled prof.help u.

titled prof

9c collections. .i'm subscribing . .

bright007:
@chykason:where are ya workers,only u dey serve,cook,go shopping,run bar.guy u go offff oooohhh

lol. . .
**whispers 2 him**
as my broda's kipa wey u be, u fit helep me out when I'm not around. . [s]i hear d original shop owner El-Guapo is now running around nakèd in one of d shops nearby[/s] . .

Idowuogbo:
Werin dey pAparraZi here, bar Man pass me d kpoli. Oshamo

**serves her a bench couch & a table. .hurries inside to bring d order. .comes with d confirm kpoli* *
oops! ID welcome. .here it is. .

**notices she's such a sexy creature. .draws a chair closer to toast chat her up. .**
ID baybeyyyyy. . How market work today?

505 stock no dey now na kai-kai 501 dey. . .I dey bring am. .

**thinking . .which wan be dis 504 sef. .I know of 404 the tantalizing dog meat. .maybe 504 is cat meat . .**

>>hurries into d bar kitchen. .preparin d special 504 sauce. .done within 2 minutes. .hurries back. .[i]serves him d plate of 504 with ogogoro and the kai-kai 501 [/i ]. . <<

cus cus. .here is d booze & delicacy!

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors

Cats have over 100 vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.

Michael Jordan made more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined!!!

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white!

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes. :x

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes! :x

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an Atomic Bomb!!!

Cat's urine glows under a black light!!!

If the population of China walks past you in a single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump!

Americans on average eat 20 acres of pizza everyday.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 yrs of age or older.

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.

'I am' is the shortest complete sentence in the English Language.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 yrs of age.

yinkalink:
Welldan bro. Thank God am right-handed.

at least we're on d safer side

Dog

Same here. . .
Ya! uhmmm. .(coughs lightly). .howz me nephew Bryt07? . .i hope he is takin kia of you you're takin kia of him wella?
**sips one shot of dry gin squadron**
. .aaarrrghhhhh. . .

3 people were on a plane with pilot. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle, what do i do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out of the window. The second one asked d same question and the pilot told him to throw it outta d window.
The third one asked d pilot, "I have a bomb, what do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it outta d window.
When they landed, they net a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in d head with a glass bottle". They met a woman crying for d same reason. Then, they met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted, the building blew up!".

Efemena_xy:
^^ Lol!!

Loving your jokes and personality

Me likey!!

i'm plastered flattered!

yinka. .fyn gal no pimples. .i was just toasting chatting her up . .welcome

Oops!
We're doin customer survey. .how 2 make dis bar 'numero uno' for town. .thinkin' of adding some services. .whatcha fink

Efemena_xy:
^^thanks!!

**takes a big gulp and splutters!!**

oh my!!

oh my my . .easy does it. .
**goes over to her. .uses her hanky. .cleans her nose. .mouth. .neck. . **
uhmmm. .sisi. .can i continue cleaning? :X

Efemena_xy:
so tell me - what's the latest gist in town??

anything interesting??

yaaa!

bright007:
***opens door $ walks out of E.L,uses elevator to the ground floor.walks majestically into main bar***
Uummmmm, manager u hav got a nice place in here.it was really heaven on earth coupled with the ayanbga dat we did vigil together.I can testify dat she is a good prayer warrior.

where yinka dey na

Oops! oyinbo money. .me likey
**looks around 2 see whether any outsider is watchin. .hides it for fear of men of underworld. .goes to d counter. .takes d bottle of Bloody Martha Mary and a tips one shot**

errrrm. .ur shot of Bloody Mary. .ur favorite

**puts d suya sauce in a plate. .still hot from the fryin pan. .places it on her table. .goes over to d counter. .Devil on camelHorseback. .tips in a full tumbler. .**thinking. . .i hope dis can get her drunk? **. .gives her d wine. .

let d toast begin!