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Jokes Etc / Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Chykason(m): 9:21pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
The reason you gave for locking my thread was fine. .i don't doubt it oya start from d beginning of this thread. .read all d posts and tell me whether it shouldn't be in SEXUALITY SECTION. It's X-RATED. NO JOKES. For being a fair man i hope you to be, what do you have to say Is dat not a good reason to move threads? [s]silence will only haunt you. It'll only boomerang![/s] |
Jokes Etc / Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Chykason(m): 9:12pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
yinkalink:People coming here expects to see jokes. . The truth is bitter. .A house built on a shaky foundation will surely collapse one day. . THIS SPA IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN JOKE SECTION. .judging by d posts, It should be in the SEXUALITY SECTION. .na so so show me ur peniis, come touch my arse, my legs are vibrating, let me fumble ya breastz, my arse is red hot waitin 4 u. . EL-GUAPO don tire to fling his thing 4 here sef. . These things are not jokes. . [size=32pt]Idowu, try crack joke small, na joke section you dey!!![/size] |
Jokes Etc / Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Chykason(m): 8:42pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
bright007:guy, you, efe and yinka 2 much jare. .let's say d wonderful bar is closed for renovations https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-622106.96.html Idowuogbo:is dis supposed 2 be jealousy werrin concern spa concern bar you made a mistake! I came hia 2 catch fun my own way! [s]Go give him a bIow-job too. Chykason doesn't give a hoot[/s] SMH **AS FOR DANI, WHY DID YOU LOCK THAT THREAD AND CHANGE THIS ONE TO A BAR . .food for thought** Idowuogbo: i pity a man washing his wife's underwear when she hasn't ordered him to do so! You can't bet if she likes it. Dani, for pissing me off now, you deserve a wonderful |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 9:33pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
na only whispa i take tell u na. .is dat why bright007:titled prof |
Jokes Etc / Re: World's Greatest Blunders by Chykason(m): 7:34pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
9c collections. .i'm subscribing . . |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 6:06pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
bright007:lol. . . **whispers 2 him** as my broda's kipa wey u be, u fit helep me out when I'm not around. . [s]i hear d original shop owner El-Guapo is now running around nakèd in one of d shops nearby[/s] . . |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 5:41pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Idowuogbo:**serves her a oops! ID welcome. .here it is. . **notices she's such a sexy creature. .draws a chair closer to ID baybeyyyyy. . How |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 5:28pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
505 stock no dey now na **thinking . .which wan be dis 504 sef. .I know of 404 the tantalizing dog meat. . >>hurries into d bar kitchen. .preparin d special 504 sauce. .done within 2 minutes. .hurries back. .[i]serves him d plate of 504 with ogogoro and the cus cus. .here is d booze & delicacy! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 5:09pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors Cats have over 100 vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10. Michael Jordan made more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined!!! If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white! Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. :x In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes! :x In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an Atomic Bomb!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 3:01pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Cat's urine glows under a black light!!! If the population of China walks past you in a single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump! Americans on average eat 20 acres of pizza everyday. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 yrs of age or older. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition. 'I am' is the shortest complete sentence in the English Language. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 yrs of age. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 2:40pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
yinkalink:at least we're on d safer side |
Forum Games / Re: Word Association Game by Chykason(m): 10:25am On Mar 14, 2011 |
Dog |
Forum Games / Re: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters **reloaded** by Chykason(m): 10:20am On Mar 14, 2011 |
R[/b]omancing [b]U[/b]nder [b]L[/b]ow-light [b]E[/b]very [b]S[/b]aturday-night [b]A B Y S S |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:01am On Mar 14, 2011 |
Same here. . . Ya! uhmmm. .(coughs lightly). .howz me nephew Bryt07? . .i hope **sips one shot of . .aaarrrghhhhh. . . |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 9:41am On Mar 14, 2011 |
3 people were on a plane with pilot. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle, what do i do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out of the window. The second one asked d same question and the pilot told him to throw it outta d window. The third one asked d pilot, "I have a bomb, what do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it outta d window. When they landed, they net a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in d head with a glass bottle". They met a woman crying for d same reason. Then, they met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted, the building blew up!". |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 8:57am On Mar 14, 2011 |
Efemena_xy:i'm |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 8:53am On Mar 14, 2011 |
yinka. .fyn gal no pimples. .i was just |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:34pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Oops! We're doin customer survey. .how 2 make dis bar 'numero uno' for town. .thinkin' of adding some services. .whatcha fink |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:21pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Efemena_xy:oh my my . .easy does it. . **goes over to her. .uses her hanky. .cleans her nose. .mouth. .neck. . ** uhmmm. .sisi. .can i continue cleaning? :X |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:12pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Efemena_xy:yaaa! bright007:where yinka dey na |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:04pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Oops! oyinbo money. .me likey **looks around 2 see whether any outsider is watchin. .hides it for fear of men of underworld. .goes to d counter. .takes d bottle of Bloody errrrm. .ur shot of Bloody Mary. .ur favorite |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:49pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
**puts d suya sauce in a plate. .still hot from the fryin pan. .places it on her table. .goes over to d counter. .Devil on let d toast begin! |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:25pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Ok! you got it! **checks d fridge. .a sexy bottle of miranda . .shuts it. .serves her d chilled soft drink** there you go! errrr. . Suya how much |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Sentences With Banned Words Here! by Chykason(m): 9:57pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Shit happens. . . |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 8:40pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
^^market tight 2day. .crusade ppl are still buyin his suya. . |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 8:32pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
lysaa:uhmmm. . .sisi welcome, werrin u wan take? |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 8:25pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Oga. .u mean d menu? . .well. .we sell fried ducks, coconut beans, kpomo, 404, booze, cigars, etc place ur orders |
Jokes Etc / Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 7:14pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
**looks from d window as she passes by. .adjusts my spec. .remembers d tight evening sales . .gears up. .dresses up d tables. .places the this feels good. . |
Forum Games / Re: 3words Per Post: Part 2 by Chykason(m): 6:26pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
No, just'a cigar |
Forum Games / Re: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters **reloaded** by Chykason(m): 6:24pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
drrionelli:Some People Eat Eggs Daily C I G A R |
Forum Games / Re: Word Association Game by Chykason(m): 6:17pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Mineral |
Forum Games / Re: Start The Sentence With The Last Word (pidgin Version) by Chykason(m): 6:16pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Abi, who knows Prof Tom Dick? |
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