The reason you gave for locking my thread was fine. .i don't doubt it

oya start from d beginning of this thread. .read all d posts and tell me whether it shouldn't be in SEXUALITY SECTION. It's X-RATED. NO JOKES.

For being a fair man i hope you to be, what do you have to say

Is dat not a good reason to move threads?

[s]silence will only haunt you. It'll only boomerang![/s]

yinkalink:

Wey everybody nah?

People coming here expects to see jokes. .
The truth is bitter. .A house built on a shaky foundation will surely collapse one day. .
THIS SPA IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN JOKE SECTION. .judging by d posts, It should be in the SEXUALITY SECTION. .na so so show me ur peniis, come touch my arse, my legs are vibrating, let me fumble ya breastz, my arse is red hot waitin 4 u. . EL-GUAPO don tire to fling his thing 4 here sef. .
These things are not jokes. .
[size=32pt]Idowu, try crack joke small, na joke section you dey!!![/size]

bright007:

Ok.but to talk true,chykason is 3 much,The guy is d right man for the Job.

guy, you, efe and yinka 2 much jare. .let's say d wonderful bar is closed for renovations https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-622106.96.html

Idowuogbo:

Danny baby I modified already
Come down stairs I wanna give u a Nice body to body massage forr locking dat thread, u deserve a nice relaxin session

is dis supposed 2 be jealousy
werrin concern spa concern bar
Is dat y u came 2 d bar postin nansence
you made a mistake!
I came hia 2 catch fun my own way!
[s]Go give him a bIow-job too. Chykason doesn't give a hoot[/s]
SMH

**AS FOR DANI, WHY DID YOU LOCK THAT THREAD AND CHANGE THIS ONE TO A BAR . .food for thought** a guilty conscience fears no accuser

Idowuogbo:

Danii I don't want a joint, I want a spa plLs change it bck haba y joint can we relax rada dan shayo always omuti leyin ni
Jeeeeez arrrrrghhhhhh

i pity a man washing his wife's underwear when she hasn't ordered him to do so! You can't bet if she likes it.

Dani, girl wuman lappa, ya know d last time u pissed me off what i did?
for pissing me off now, you deserve a wonderful ridicule joke. .out in stores soon. .subscribe

na only whispa i take tell u na. .is dat why veins draw map of Nigeria 4 ya face u dey vex oya come take ya favorite chilled can zobo. .

bright007:

***gbam!gbam!as bright hits d table $ boiling with rage, How dare u!imagine the concorbility!Me ,a chief,a titled prof.help u.

titled prof

9c collections. .i'm subscribing . .

bright007:

@chykason:where are ya workers,only u dey serve,cook,go shopping,run bar.guy u go offff oooohhh

lol. . .
**whispers 2 him**
as my broda's kipa wey u be, u fit helep me out when I'm not around. . [s]i hear d original shop owner El-Guapo is now running around nakèd in one of d shops nearby[/s] . .

Idowuogbo:

Werin dey pAparraZi here, bar Man pass me d kpoli. Oshamo

**serves her a bench couch & a table. .hurries inside to bring d order. .comes with d confirm kpoli* *
oops! ID welcome. .here it is. .

**notices she's such a sexy creature. .draws a chair closer to toast chat her up. .**
ID baybeyyyyy. . How market work today?

505 stock no dey now na kai-kai 501 dey. . .I dey bring am. .

**thinking . .which wan be dis 504 sef. .I know of 404 the tantalizing dog meat. .maybe 504 is cat meat . .**

>>hurries into d bar kitchen. .preparin d special 504 sauce. .done within 2 minutes. .hurries back. .[i]serves him d plate of 504 with ogogoro and the kai-kai 501 [/i ]. . <<

cus cus. .here is d booze & delicacy!

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors

Cats have over 100 vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.

Michael Jordan made more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined!!!

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white!

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes. :x

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes! :x

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an Atomic Bomb!!!

Cat's urine glows under a black light!!!

If the population of China walks past you in a single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump!

Americans on average eat 20 acres of pizza everyday.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 yrs of age or older.

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.

'I am' is the shortest complete sentence in the English Language.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 yrs of age.

yinkalink:

Welldan bro. Thank God am right-handed.

at least we're on d safer side

Dog

Same here. . .
Ya! uhmmm. .(coughs lightly). .howz me nephew Bryt07? . .i hope he is takin kia of you you're takin kia of him wella?
**sips one shot of dry gin squadron**
. .aaarrrghhhhh. . .

3 people were on a plane with pilot. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle, what do i do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out of the window. The second one asked d same question and the pilot told him to throw it outta d window.
The third one asked d pilot, "I have a bomb, what do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it outta d window.
When they landed, they net a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in d head with a glass bottle". They met a woman crying for d same reason. Then, they met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted, the building blew up!".

Efemena_xy:

^^ Lol!!

Loving your jokes and personality

Me likey!!

i'm plastered flattered!

yinka. .fyn gal no pimples. .i was just toasting chatting her up . .welcome

Oops!
We're doin customer survey. .how 2 make dis bar 'numero uno' for town. .thinkin' of adding some services. .whatcha fink

Efemena_xy:

^^thanks!!

**takes a big gulp and splutters!!**

oh my!!

oh my my . .easy does it. .
**goes over to her. .uses her hanky. .cleans her nose. .mouth. .neck. . **
uhmmm. .sisi. .can i continue cleaning? :X

Efemena_xy:

so tell me - what's the latest gist in town??

anything interesting??

yaaa!

bright007:

***opens door $ walks out of E.L,uses elevator to the ground floor.walks majestically into main bar***
Uummmmm, manager u hav got a nice place in here.it was really heaven on earth coupled with the ayanbga dat we did vigil together.I can testify dat she is a good prayer warrior.

where yinka dey na

Oops! oyinbo money. .me likey
**looks around 2 see whether any outsider is watchin. .hides it for fear of men of underworld. .goes to d counter. .takes d bottle of Bloody Martha Mary and a tips one shot**

errrrm. .ur shot of Bloody Mary. .ur favorite

**puts d suya sauce in a plate. .still hot from the fryin pan. .places it on her table. .goes over to d counter. .Devil on camelHorseback. .tips in a full tumbler. .**thinking. . .i hope dis can get her drunk? **. .gives her d wine. .

let d toast begin!

Ok! you got it!
**checks d fridge. .a sexy bottle of miranda . .shuts it. .serves her d chilled soft drink**
there you go! errrr. . Suya how much

Shit happens. . .

^^market tight 2day. .crusade ppl are still buyin his suya. .

lysaa:

Hmm. Interesting!

uhmmm. . .sisi welcome, werrin u wan take?

Oga. .u mean d menu? . .well. .we sell fried ducks, coconut beans, kpomo, 404, booze, cigars, etc
place ur orders

**looks from d window as she passes by. .adjusts my spec. .remembers d tight evening sales . .gears up. .dresses up d tables. .places the shot tumbler on d table. .adjusts my tie. .couple of shots of dry gin 501 dark rum**
this feels good. .

No, just'a cigar

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