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El Guapo:
Its obvious a soul takes me for a GaY
Posting ma name in every of his comment is way too unusual and am not gonna relent in telin u this 'MR AM AINT GAY'
You've got some chagrin against Idowu here or off here dont call for a shot from moi or anyoda member, but if u eva decide to proceed on this rant today, Ohhh Gawd! Your account go hear the sound

El, see make i tell you, this is not sexuality section.
The mods say dat we're entitled to one offtopic thread, that's cool.
Why would you and Idowu post d same sexual content you post in FRIEND GISTING HOSTEL here.
You guys don't even flow here.
We came here to laugh.
Enough is enough!
Go back to SEXUALITY SECTION. That is where you belong.
Dangling your manhood is not a joke we expect to see here.
Give us joke or pack and go back to SEXUALITY

AAAARRRGGHHHH. . .

bright007:
QUALITIES OF A GOOD OFFTOPIC BAR SERVICE PROVIDER
(1)Customers come first
(2)Should not b arrogant,insultive nor uneccessary corrupt
(3)Must b jovial,creative,and exceptionally b a joke cracker
(4)Must not treat customers with contempt or give preferential treatment
5)All customers whether old or new,young or old are all welcome to the bar
(6)Cracking jokes is not a one-sided thing,so he/she must allow customers direction of jokes be his or her foundation to create humour.
(7)Must be able to adjust to customers needs all d time
(Must be able to make majority of the customers if not all happy with her correspondence.
(9)E.T.C
In all these I think our minister for sexual matters has FAILED WOEFULLY

learn, idowu learn.

Why will you pursue people(e.g. Henry46) and tell them dat this place is not bar. Dat whether they don't have spa in Kaduna? It's somehow too sharp a reply. Even if u wan 2 insult, there's a way u type it & it'll flow.
Learn and stop all these massages, El Guapo's dangling. .they're not jokes

Idowuogbo:
Okiies spa closed now. She counts d cash wow I dinT do 2 bad 2day . She prays 4 more paying customers 2moro. Fada matche dose consumers to my place and all dat wish me bad fada let my enemies  die die die die die   >

chai! See joke.
We're not your enemies. .we're telling you d truth. .it's called criticism. .you don't flow. .you talk only sexually immoral things, you don't post funny things. .

Teacher: 2k + 3k

daniluv: 5000

Ben and Dani
we read d rules pertainin to postin sexually explicit contents
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1026.0.html

please move that thread out of this section to sexuality section. .

We're denouncing dat thread and d reason why it's stickyed

This is Nairaland rules
idowu go and read d sexuality warning

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1026.0.html

dhensity:
first timer, as in i be J J C.make una welcom me oooo.or i go,

only if you're 18+
go to hotel hostel room 55 as they said for your initiation by Hon Minister of Sexual Matters: Mrs Idowu

chi-baby:
If i was a mod i wud warn both Chykason and bright007 to quit da cursing and if they carried on, it wud b an automatic ban. As in all of ds is way too unnecessary. With u guyz cursing out how is da joke meant to flow  
Just stop plsss u derailing da dammnn thread

ID pls ignore their post relating to u itz easy. Lyk I knw u not really gna start answering bk

chi-baby:
[size=12pt]If i was a mod i wud warn With u guyz cursing out how is da joke meant to flow  

chi-baby, to tell d truth no joke is flowing even when they are posting SEXPERIMENTATION here.
Talkless of ever. .reason is dat she can't post anything apart from massage, dangle your don-Thomas, come smoke out my red hot arse. .
No creativity, no joke and she is even boastin of first- runner up.

Hamid since we're in joke section, can you tell us any joke here except SEXUAL immorality she's feeding us with?
Be sincere. . .

Hamid O:
Shiiiiiit!! Can't believe two guyz are openly fighting a lady. Come on guyz, make una stop this tin abeg. Instead of chasing people away from this thread which you think you are doing, more of us will keep coming here out of sympathy, I still don't see anything wrong with this thread.

what!!!
Hamid, u to follow post SEXUAL IMMORALITY here

Idowu, we don't need ur massage here. .
Enough of your intimate romance in Joke section. .
Go to friend gistin hostel in sexuality and show your skills there. .

Idowu has male customers.
If a lady post "you guys are monkeys" on facebook, you'll see 50 comments.
So she thinks she can use dat what-is-inside-skirt cult power to confuse people here. .She has succeeded in seducing and bewitching El-Guapo to dangle his peniiis at full mast to every of her customers in exchange for a smoking red hot arse. .
El Guapo u don fork up! Breastz fumbla

Guys are beginning to wisen up though!
It's not because you have a red yansh dat we'll start acceptin every rubbish SEX talks here in place of jokes

You continue to hide from the truth but you can't.
Don't even try to send me any e-mail of your red-coloured hot arse. .you can't bribe me with dat. .
Go Joke school, you no 'gree. Go private center, you no 'gree.
Na must say u go post joke?

Jeez! AAAARRGHHH. . . ;( ;( ;( ;(

Chykason:
Teacher:who can tell us d answer of '7 times 6'
chi-baby: the answer is 42
Teacher:what of 6 times 7?
chi-baby: the answer is 24

Teacher:who can tell us d answer of '7 times 6'
chi-baby: the answer is 42
Teacher:what of 6 times 7?
chi-baby: the answer is 24

And it's now Chi-baby's turn~

@yinkalink
i posted dis joke to find ya problem. .don't worry i'm just pullin ya legs

Teacher: who can tell me d answer of ^{SIN X}/_N

Yinka: tisha, it's simple. N will cancel N and the answer is SIX.

yinkalink:
Id,thanks jare. Chyk, no vex. I no wan diss u, na u cause am. U get points but sumtyms u just v to let tins go. Oya, Id n Chyk come hug yaself *draws d two of dem 2geda. There, there, dat wasn't so hard,was it?*

diss reach 2moro. .i don't care. .i won't diss back. .you know why? . .it will make you feel bad for dissing me. .simple

yinkalink:
Thanks Chyk 4 al d info provided. I dnt want u to leave here,cos u'r makin up 4 Id's lack of jokes.

**no comments**

Idowu,
check my posts. .i've never called u names. .
You started this and only you can end this

chi-baby:
Chykason get a grip naw geeiz! U dnt hve to reply errting uno  
Let the thread flow plss leaving behind differences  
Longtym. Come with me to room 55 for our Hottt oil treatment  

chi-baby, why izit da u dont av problem @ all?

Moderators, please move this thread!
We're here to crack jokes not see El-Guapo's 9 inches peniiis or Idowu's red arse

Idowuogbo:
Hey chibAby don bring dat flex offline ke I saBi d mAlware plS give me. A break u no me berrA.

Chyk pls Stop. DerAiling or. Get oUt. Tseeew
U don't nid to tel me how to use my swaagaa cus am not teaching u how to use urs . If I wasn't dat funny I wudnt b a runner up last year

and because of a simple poll you think you're funny?
But sorry, it means you rigged it. Cos judging by your post, you're just damn too erotic
It's true this thread is offtopic but it is offsection first of all.
Sorry, i don't need a BJ or massage.
**SMH**

Check all my posts. .i am diplomatic. .i tell you what is the fact. .

This is joke section not sexuality section.

You can't create humor and can't post one.

Idowu,
let me tell you. .you have talent in sexuality, but obviously not in Joke section.
Becomrich, d only graduate of electricity engineering posts in politics section. Go and check his posts, he mixes politics wit talks about joining South-West to Benin republic which is so funny. .
Gunpoint is another silly joker we have here. Dig up his posts and check. I'm sure you will learn and flow here. .

El Guapo:
Hamid i Heard that ID refuted to his [Chykason] wish for an N.l sex, since then he's gone Gaga at anything partaining to Idowu

Am begining to pity the lad, but ma anger be say em don carry em spit chase peepz like Tz, Yinka, Efemena and even Id herself away, am just secured at the moment cos am wearing a condom helmet
Emm. . . Hamid u nko?? Aren't u feeling these floods?

wia? You try small

Chi-baby, i'm good. Na she find me come. Imagine going offline & hearin irritatin things about you. .

These are people's honest comments from the thread

bright007:
Eehiii!chai!Yinka!Yinka!! Even u.Since u enter IDOWU thread,how many jokes she don crack,even people wey wan come inside bar self she dey pursue dem.meeen dis is bad

neyshed:
Sorry Guys i av to read trou all your typing dou there is still no jokes yet ,

MOVE THAT BLUE FILM THREAD TO SEXUALITY PLEASE

I happened to stumble on Nairaland rules. .go and check it. .no pornography or writing that implies sexual act

MOVE THIS THREAD TO SEXUALITY SECTION PLEASE MODs

I'm good
this girl really pissed me off. .she started the whole mess. .i ignored her. .but she tried to play to d gallery. .
She no fit be captain. This boat is gonna rock.
she no sabi joke. .and that's my problem. .she gat no sense of humour. .always pursuin people out of her thread. .always telling us how she be Badosky. .AKA BAD_MOUTH.