Hamid O:

Shiiiiiit!! Can't believe two guyz are openly fighting a lady. Come on guyz, make una stop this tin abeg. Instead of chasing people away from this thread which you think you are doing, more of us will keep coming here out of sympathy, I still don't see anything wrong with this thread.

what!!!
Hamid, u to follow post SEXUAL IMMORALITY here

Idowu, we don't need ur massage here. .
Enough of your intimate romance in Joke section. .
Go to friend gistin hostel in sexuality and show your skills there. .

Idowu has male customers.
If a lady post "you guys are monkeys" on facebook, you'll see 50 comments.
So she thinks she can use dat what-is-inside-skirt cult power to confuse people here. .She has succeeded in seducing and bewitching El-Guapo to dangle his peniiis at full mast to every of her customers in exchange for a smoking red hot arse. .
El Guapo u don fork up! Breastz fumbla

Guys are beginning to wisen up though!
It's not because you have a red yansh dat we'll start acceptin every rubbish SEX talks here in place of jokes

You continue to hide from the truth but you can't.
Don't even try to send me any e-mail of your red-coloured hot arse. .you can't bribe me with dat. .
Go Joke school, you no 'gree. Go private center, you no 'gree.
Na must say u go post joke?

Jeez! AAAARRGHHH. . . ;( ;( ;( ;(

Chykason:

Teacher:who can tell us d answer of '7 times 6'
chi-baby: the answer is 42
Teacher:what of 6 times 7?
chi-baby: the answer is 24

Teacher:who can tell us d answer of '7 times 6'
chi-baby: the answer is 42
Teacher:what of 6 times 7?
chi-baby: the answer is 24

And it's now Chi-baby's turn~

@yinkalink
i posted dis joke to find ya problem. .don't worry i'm just pullin ya legs

Teacher: who can tell me d answer of ^{SIN X}/_N

Yinka: tisha, it's simple. N will cancel N and the answer is SIX.

yinkalink:

Id,thanks jare. Chyk, no vex. I no wan diss u, na u cause am. U get points but sumtyms u just v to let tins go. Oya, Id n Chyk come hug yaself *draws d two of dem 2geda. There, there, dat wasn't so hard,was it?*

diss reach 2moro. .i don't care. .i won't diss back. .you know why? . .it will make you feel bad for dissing me. .simple

yinkalink:

Thanks Chyk 4 al d info provided. I dnt want u to leave here,cos u'r makin up 4 Id's lack of jokes.

**no comments**

Idowu,
check my posts. .i've never called u names. .
You started this and only you can end this

chi-baby:

Chykason get a grip naw geeiz! U dnt hve to reply errting uno  
Let the thread flow plss leaving behind differences  
Longtym. Come with me to room 55 for our Hottt oil treatment  

chi-baby, why izit da u dont av problem @ all?

Moderators, please move this thread!
We're here to crack jokes not see El-Guapo's 9 inches peniiis or Idowu's red arse

Idowuogbo:

Hey chibAby don bring dat flex offline ke I saBi d mAlware plS give me. A break u no me berrA.

Chyk pls Stop. DerAiling or. Get oUt. Tseeew
U don't nid to tel me how to use my swaagaa cus am not teaching u how to use urs . If I wasn't dat funny I wudnt b a runner up last year

and because of a simple poll you think you're funny?
But sorry, it means you rigged it. Cos judging by your post, you're just damn too erotic
It's true this thread is offtopic but it is offsection first of all.
Sorry, i don't need a BJ or massage.
**SMH**

Check all my posts. .i am diplomatic. .i tell you what is the fact. .

This is joke section not sexuality section.

You can't create humor and can't post one.

Idowu,
let me tell you. .you have talent in sexuality, but obviously not in Joke section.
Becomrich, d only graduate of electricity engineering posts in politics section. Go and check his posts, he mixes politics wit talks about joining South-West to Benin republic which is so funny. .
Gunpoint is another silly joker we have here. Dig up his posts and check. I'm sure you will learn and flow here. .

El Guapo:

Hamid i Heard that ID refuted to his [Chykason] wish for an N.l sex, since then he's gone Gaga at anything partaining to Idowu

Am begining to pity the lad, but ma anger be say em don carry em spit chase peepz like Tz, Yinka, Efemena and even Id herself away, am just secured at the moment cos am wearing a condom helmet
Emm. . . Hamid u nko?? Aren't u feeling these floods?

wia? You try small

Chi-baby, i'm good. Na she find me come. Imagine going offline & hearin irritatin things about you. .

These are people's honest comments from the thread

bright007:

Eehiii!chai!Yinka!Yinka!! Even u.Since u enter IDOWU thread,how many jokes she don crack,even people wey wan come inside bar self she dey pursue dem.meeen dis is bad

neyshed:

Sorry Guys i av to read trou all your typing dou there is still no jokes yet ,

MOVE THAT BLUE FILM THREAD TO SEXUALITY PLEASE

I happened to stumble on Nairaland rules. .go and check it. .no pornography or writing that implies sexual act

MOVE THIS THREAD TO SEXUALITY SECTION PLEASE MODs

I'm good
this girl really pissed me off. .she started the whole mess. .i ignored her. .but she tried to play to d gallery. .
She no fit be captain. This boat is gonna rock.
she no sabi joke. .and that's my problem. .she gat no sense of humour. .always pursuin people out of her thread. .always telling us how she be Badosky. .AKA BAD_MOUTH.

Thanks. .but did u just say expired old kuli-kuli

Idowu, dig up old threads, bend down and learn. .
You can still open a thread in Sexuality Section

EL- GUAPO, no show us your peniiss again, we don see am. .it's black in colour

IDOWU, we don see your a$$ too. .it's red in colour. .

We can always go and find that in Sexuality Section

Please Moderators, our kids browsing for jokes are seeing this blue movie. .JEEZ. .AAAAARRRGGGHHHHH. .

neyshed:

Sorry Guys i av to read trou all your typing dou there is still no jokes yet ,

thank God I am not the one that said it.
300 replies and no jokes. .who is fooling who here~
This thread should be moved.
THIS THREAD IS OFF-SECTION.
Many of old joke section members haven't posted here because of this mess called intimate romance and PENIIIS dangling. .

Where are our moderators and what are they waiting for?

MOVE THIS BLUE FILM OUT OF THIS SECTION

Ben
you opened the thread "Tatafos from Joke Section" in Dating Section.
It's not because you can't post it here, but it's because you know the rules. .
We have FRIEND GISTIN' HOSTEL in the sexuality section. .
This place is for jokers.
Please move the thread 'Badosky Chilling Spa' from this section. I don't want it locked but moved because it doesn't represent us here. .there is no joke there but only pennis, breastz, arse. .
There is offtopic, there is offsection.
That thread is offsection. Go and read d comments there. .people there are acknowledging that there is no joke there. The whole world is watching. They know the truth. You can't cover pregnancy with hands. .

DANI & BEN
This thread is not supposed to be stickied here. .
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-621618.160.html#msg7918575
It should be moved to SEXUALITY SECTION. There are no jokes there. .it's only Show me your pennniiiss, come into my red hot arse, open ya breastz let me feel it, show your penniiss to my grandmother
it's not even 1% funny at all
Please do the right thing and move the SEXUAL thread to Sexuality Section. .

I have to open this because d former thread wasn't tidy and was locked.

IDOWU,
see. .i will tell you. .you're taking this whole thing somehow. .as I started d thread, you entered and tried posting silly things like. .go and check your post there if you've forgotten. .i wooed you with nice replies. .but you still gat bad blood unnecessarily. .
I didn't come to this thread and post rubbish. .i maintained. .
when Dani locked d thread, why were you jubilating and telling him 2 come that your ass is red. .is that a joke?

Now look at your posts. .you don't flow. .no creativity. .only sex. .

In offtopic thread, you're supposed to chat humorously. .not sexually. .this place is not Nigeria. .we're in the world. .all d contents are open for viewing to the outside world. .is this what everybody will see when they come to dis section to laugh. .i tell you. .i don't like posting in Sexuality section because i know i can't flow there. .

Forget sentiments!
Allow Dani do his job. .no grudges please

What is good for the goose is also good for the gander

Dani
This single mistake can tell us d kind of justice we want in this nation. ,
PLS. .this thread doesn't belong here. .TOO MUCH SEXUAL CONTENT. .NO JOKES.

This thread belongs to the SEXUALITY SECTION. .

Idowuogbo:

Dani no point checkin cus. Its an off topc chat nobody complained lasT year wen me elmeNt and oda folks were having intimate romancE on thread evry1 took part bcus it ws funny and entertainin @ d same time so now I open a massage paarLour which evryone knows dat moSt spa have expLicit tins dat comeS wiv it . Omo close d thread if u guys want man.some people taKe jealousy to an. EXtreme like your Thread was DAt funny 2 chyyyk tSeeeeeew

idowu, were you not the one who saw jokes in my thread and came to post rubbish there. .yet after d thread is locked you came to celebrate it with opening your red arse to our moderator. .

You and who is having intimate romance
Chai! You no dey even shame to talk am sef. .

Please it's not in everybody's blood to post jokes. .
ALLOW DANI TO DO HIS WORK PLEASE!