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OP is your dad joor
U and your dad wants to keep it in the family
Don't worry u and your dad will have ex in-laws
Now it is like son - ex daughter gf lik father - ex mother gf

E pain the girl

NwaAmaikpe:


Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

Baba u no get joy o
Lol especially the bra side your eyes sharp o

Wait am coming to go and click the link

I wish I understood all these

They should open joor maybe that's where Nigeria's problem started from

They dey write thief for face

DoorMasters:
I am looking for a wife that will live with me in my one room. But I hope to live in a mansion someday. Are you interested?

And y d u think am a woman ?
Even that am unmarried?
Even that am available?

DoorMasters:
Chynie I know you are here to meet me, Come inside please

Ohk am inside
Let's start the meeting

hahahahahahahahahah
and here for Nigeria some men dey pray make girls rape them
especially all those broke guys, that don't have gf

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I just read the story the nurse should be dealt with

oya let pastor bashing begin

EPIC

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First it is "for now and the hour of our death"
Second we pray directly to God through Jesus
The Hail Mary and other prayers are just additional like u said asking for assistance.
But try attending the church seminar on doctrinal teachings for more explanation

The spirits are fighting

Hmmmmmmm
Village ppl or weed?

Op for asking this question
I put it to you, u are a gay

OP have u really been outside this country called Nigeria ?

Cos if u have been u would have known better

Abeg Make I ask
How do women manage with Adult childred like Daddy freezer?

she is mean o

afonja wire wire and living things are like 5&6

somebody help me with that pic

for once this guy just made commonsense

7footre:
13 years? Why would people be in a relationship for 13 years!!! That's even more than 3 tenures. Jah Jehovah Emmanuel!!!! Holy!!

the guy has seen it all

let ppl not come and quote nonsense
if u are friends with a guy for over 13 years is different not playing wife role for 13 long years
without being officially married

maybe he slept with the guy's wife

funny ppl

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they never see anything yet
shey nah APC

hahahahahahahahaha
I laugh in latin