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dupsil:
After about a week in school, his attitude changed, he stopped calling, messaging or even chatting me up, i was the one calling, messaging and chatting him up, anytime i complain about his change of attitude he would say he was just busy with work and apologise bt didnt change. when i saw that he didnt change, i decided not to call him, chat him or even message and see how long it was going to last. for a whole week he didnt call and i had to call him wen i cud no longer take it. he wasnt even remorseful, just said he's bin busy and am wondering how could you be so busy and nt check on someone u claim you really care about, i asked him if he wanted a breakup bt he said no dat he cared abt me and wud change but he still hasnt. am going through so much emotional stress and i dont no what else to do. have never asked for money from him and he's never given me anytin so i kip wondering wat i did wrong, we never had sex too. please i need romancelanders help on this issue,should i just go ahead and break up with him? am in love with him and the thoughts of breaking up hurts badly. To think that my first relationship after so long didnt even last 4month

bae calm down , stop whynin like my GF cos u sound like her" u dint call back ,u dont call ,not even a text ,am i disturbing u, tell me do u want us to quit, youre not caring "

N I'd still be like Darling I'm BUSY















I know its annoying cos almost all my close Female friends complain about the same thing.....













But the truth is.....









BUSY i can't say I am NOT
But ALL the Time? ..is sometimes an Excuse i have to Give "re-phrase in simple English if you dont understand"




2me sorry i mean US "introverts" thats how we Roll

Its not as-if we are not Caring but when we are fully occupied ....love has to sit on the Bench"tho we still do check up on it ,cos we cant loose it (when we know we need it) ..











Just be a Jonathan n hv patience















Lolz i feel he's an Introvert ...check am well well

Do the immigration style check up on him.......

darkenedrebel:
Vector is wack....

In your Dreams shey

darkenedrebel:
I can sense a rap feud brewing, that's if VEC decides to reciprocate the gesture on a track..

After Vector won the Best rap single award at the Headies, Ycee[an upcoming rap artiste] went ahead to diss Vector on Instagram ..

referencing a line Vector spat in a freestyle at the awards event, Ycee posted this on his IG -

Yemi Alade was looking for Johnny because walker had to walk....then added this - WTF is that?, 'punchline no be by force' ....

Ycee is Funny ...


He aint Even a pure lyricist sef


That Line was a simple Wordplay ...that con-joins 2 different phrases together to make it seem Related

In other to make it Sound Funny



N according to WiKipedia
Word play or wordplay[1] is a literary technique
and a form of wit in which the words that are used
become the main subject of the work, primarily for
the purpose of intended effect or amusement.



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Ycee should go n Sit n Learn from true lyricist
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darkenedrebel:
Is Vector really wack and overhyped?

Nope ...if truly HE is.......HE wont have Come this Far


....V.E.C aint your Everyday Rapper.........

2dice:
Land for sale...

This land is not FOR SALE beWare of this nairalander 2dice

Akkord4gov:
And they will be preaching faith

Guy wat is it sef.... Leave faith na.......cant you see she's sleeping..

cne010:
I got my smile 4g mifi with 5gig data then I shared wifi with friends in less than 2 weeks it was gone.

Bros mi stop complaining and smile

RaphaellaDD:
Seth Rollins is epic. He's complete all round. They shouldn't use Super Cena to bury him oh.
Ehen, when will he cash in na? After Reigns has defeated Brock at WM31?(since that's the angle WWE is running)

Dear what happened to telemundo

farano:
I think most of the time, it simply means "I'd like to see you in this" or "I hope to see this on the floor next to my bed soon" .
It is highly suspicious especially from someone who is not your boyfriend, because it is so forward. What do you think?

Well i think ....















I think

















umm i think













Well i think its new year





Wats the question again


















#runs awtta thread

timidapsin:
Very strange world indeed, the cow refused to die after they cut its head
I dont know the country where this happened but watch the video below and be thrilled.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIk8-xogaKw

source: Afriwap.com
cc: lalasticlala , mynd44

Did they cut its head off completely?....

Ijaya123:
Meanwhile, the government has made provision for them close by. Why have they not moved?

Shurrup jor, the re-settlement market has not been commissioned....

PRINCENWAEZE:
ambode make sure u gave those people notice oo

Well they were told that the place would be demolished .... But i dont know if they gave them the date of the day it would be demolished...

ninovandross:
Chai, I no go see where to buy game cd again

Their new re settlement market is just a few blocks b4 oshodi post office

ope2711:
Please join me to thank OH LORD for giving me this Beautiful new year gift!
Lord, at the beginning of this New Year, we(NAIRALANDERS) offer you our life. Come take our voice, may the words we speak be filled with encouragement and goodness. Come take our hands, may the work they create be generous and giving. Come take our feet, may the journeys we walk be led by your Spirit within. Come take our life Lord, for we love your goodness, your kindness and your leading. Amen.





Nairalanders, please show this baby your love

Smh oya paale open a NL accnt for Him jare ....

ifymagik:
I really love her and I don't wanna loose her but I can't go against my personal principle. Help a Brother plz I nid your advice.

My brother I'm glad I've seen some1 with a similar problem...

As-4me o.. She know's my No is No ,if she like let her nag or Cry .. I wont do it ....
This sex thing is something i dont want now ....i know she'll soon understand....



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Guy since you dont too Try and tell her your reasons

If she doesnt want to listen ......








FREE-HER





...Thats what i did


As-@now i cant fully displease myself to please a Girl.........

Benignasweety:
Can someone actually say what they don't mean when they are angry?

It depends on what triggers the anger ..sometimes "in-Order to defend yourself" It myt make u say things u dont mean n would never do .......

OyinboPrincess:
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Ehen, welcome to my topic, na me hail pass oOo! E don tay since I come write for Naira Land, so I think say may I pop past, greet una...

As Christmas don pass and I come dey spy the pictures wey I don take, I think say make I share my 'Festive Oyinbo P u s s y' with una! P u s s y's wey dey for UK eh, dem no sabi hw life bi for P u s s y's wey dey for 9ja... dem just dey for house, play with toys anyhow, chop like say tomorrow no go come and enjoy being stroked / brushed! Imagine say I now come carry this my P u s s y, enta 9ja, e bi like say e go get heart attack straight! Shot, I no fit shout, my P u s s y lives like a Queen - no bi say anything.

Dem P u s s y's wey I come dey see for 9ja eh, most, no fine at all.... dem don get some kind look, wey I kwn say dem neva chop, dem no like make u pet am, dem often smell some how, because I knw say dem neva bath. In fact, e bi like say most P u s s y's neva even live for house, na street P u s s y dem bi.

This one no bi say 9ja carry last oOo, most believe say P u s s y na evil spirit wey no make brain (each entitled to their own opinion) for me eh, as na Gods creation e bi, na so I care for am when in need... this my own P u s s y, I don rescue am sef, so I think say na beta thing I dey do sha.

Although say my P u s s y don live like Queen eh, I still go woze am beta slap reach e ear if e wan misbehave!!

As u don read this far now eh, u knw say na 'cat' I dey talk of, but for Pidgin, na P u s s y.... dem wey don rush open the link, think say na different thing dem wan see, abegieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee may thunder fire u!! Make una go donate slap give una ear.... Na Oyinbo Pepper I bi oOo, so this my P u s s y na Oyinbo P u s s y.... this picture sef na festive!!

No judge a book by im cover, some Oyinbo sabi well well, me sef - na one of dem!!

Wishing all a HAPPY NEW YEAR and all the best wishes for 2016, much love, ur Oyinbo Pepper & Tippy (the Festive P u s s y) xoxox

To find out more or follow on social media:

Instagram & Twitter - @OyinboPrincess

Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/oyinboprincess

YouTube - Oyinbo Princess

PS - even Naira Land sef wan change P u s s y by auto to kitty-cat, na wa oOo.....

Omo this ur PU$S¥ Don drink Origin ....e don High nobi small

bronzegoddess:
Abort it biko. Don't be ignorant

Please kindly state your reasons why you prefer such?

IamLucy:
her parents are to blame.african parents can be quite shallow and insensitive.

Seconded

KashyBaby:
This is another disgusting case! this man shud be sentenced death.

Dear calm down ,you know its new year








Well






Send him to the gambia












I trust their president on this issue

gozi542:
Chai!! Always hausa's.. Abi I lie?

Its painful o... I just dont know when they'll scale through this much suffering

shizzy7:
They call it Love and protection of human rights...

Sorry o this one is Human-Lefts o...
They've left the right thing to cliche with the wrong thing...

TonyeBarcanista:
A very useless man and his useless homo daughter

The man don fall my hand.....









Chai dis man don turn another thing....

ShyNeptune:
lol. why's she not sure?

I dont know o... Infact I'd ask her sef...

Mueeze:
Good afternoon.

I am looking to change my Toyota Corolla 2000 model for an SUV. I am lost in between the Hyundai Tucson and the Toyota Highlander. I would like good reviews about both cars and if you use any of them, Kindly give the Pros and cons. The Hyundai Santa Fe comes to mind too.

Enjoying the corolla, but I want to change it because I have a bigger family and the interior is bland.

Whats their maintenance structure like?
which of em has a favorable 2nd hand value?
How about the availability of parts incase of repairs ?
The Mileage nko?

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Tosdam:
Nairalanders, abeg, what's the English name of moimoi?

Bean pudding

homeboy205:
Please all N'landers follow me thank God Oo I wouldn't have know today. At about 4:30pm yesterday I left my house at akobo Ibadan and I decided to take the railway track to Ojuirin Akobo, on my way I had my iPhone 6 in my hand and my original iPhone head phone blasting Olohun o je by Pasuma and Qdot. I was lost in the music that I didn't notice my environment. A carriage train was coming with high speed behind me, something just told me to observe my environment when I did I saw everyone looking at my direction,shouting, making hand signs but I couldn't hear anything but I understand the hand signs, they were telling me to get out of the track, 2 girls at the age of 7-9 ran towards me and they are making the hand sign immediately I grabbed them I took off my headphone, to my surprise the train is NEAR. It keeps the high tone horn blasting... After 5 seconds(without exaggeration) of me getting off the track the train passed by me with high speed about 80km per hr...

So you dint feel the vibration of the track?? ....

My brother whr your mind fly go??

Demmocrats:
17 chai!!!

My brother naso e be o.. Even the ones in my area "oshodi" robbed some peeps @ newYear day ,my elder brother was even lucky ..

Upon the fact that there where several reports filed @ the station,the police said they couldnt raid because they dont have a vehicle to convey them......

Thats how the matter died ...

dennisworld1:
nice one OP. Plantain is a booming business. Have a friend who planted 3000 suckers start of these year. He will soon be smiling to the bank.

3k ...wow .. How did you do it??

Yungwizzzy:
My Great great grandfather farmed My great grandfather farmed My grandfather farmed My father did not farm And you want me to farm

Please some opinions should really be kept personal *spits on thread*

There are different levels of farming my brother..... And its way better than you think

rheether:
Lol. But even if you have 10 banana plantation in Nigeria ( Which I know is not possible) you still can't make 1million naira in a year..

Planting cocoa for its seed is far more better..

VickyRotex:

I no talk anything

Lol

Prodeegee:
you talk too much.

youre either from the streets, the gutter or an 'omo get-inside'

and if u say tongolo is good music...then your brain is stuck in d past.

have u heard olamides 'im going in', esu pofo, eleda mi, anifowose.

dude receive sense in jesus name.

Tongolo is a song sanq by D'banj not Don'jazzy