₦airaland Forum

OgaBuhari:
kop utebe inua doh. Unam ikot

your fada yansh there！

sacramento1212:
RIP Uyai..odudu ufok ete. @megareal

so calabar people dey nairaland too？ I go comotfor nairaland today

hisexcellency34:
We will arrest this man for cruelty to animals. Pls text me his location. handsome reward awaits anyone with useful information

dont waste time looking for numbers,am the man,arrest me.Thereafter you arrest yourself for killing and eating iced fish.

Mophasa:
Oga financial times is very credible...

It would have been better to remain silent over the issue than spewing this trash

But they refuse to accept they are responsible.
Firstly it was Trump's aides,later three people that know about the matter.
Then only one media house knew about the presidents statement in the whole of America and theu kept it secret for five months until Kenyatta planned to visit America.

So the said aides and the other ghostly three people are equally Editors for FT and will only reveal informations to FT alone in a country with countless media houses

Una think everybody for naija be mumu？

eyeview:
This govt keeps putting the wrong foot forward.
They will end up making FFK more popular and a hero.
I can bet that FFK will be jumping and relishing this.

just like Kanu was made popular right？

PrincessB1:
They wanted to sell and probably masticate the remaining 404 meat

What a lucky dog

you will soon be as lucky as the dog

Trottle:
Moon landing my foot!
Even basic knowledge of science shows that it is ABSOLUTELY impossible to land on the moon.

The Van Allen belt alone will render their mission futile.

The American "moon landing", one of the biggest Hollywood gimmick so far was actually about maintaining the Illusion of America's dominance in ALL things and also emerge winner in the "cold war" among other things.

The So-called International Space Station that is LESS than 500 km from the earth is consistently fraught with faults, talk less of a Celestial Body Hundreds of Thousands of Miles away from earth.

Put your "prideful" ignorance down. Some of those that belong to the "Indomie" generation know more than you may possibly ever know. Simple fact.

Send me your whatsapp number,I will send you something that will pull you away from conspiracy theorists.

EzendiEgo1:
Rubbish

How？

FarahAideed:
Joe Igbokwe should keep deceiving himself but Itse Sagay has given the APC up as the ones that actually ordered Lawal Daura to lay siege on NASS that day in a bid to turn the Nigerian constitution on it's head as stated by greedy senile man Itse Sagay below..besides is this not the same Joe Igbokwe that posted a fake NYSC picture of kemi Adeosun

So how was he elected？ I hope this case wont revoke his portfolio and indict him at the same time.Pdp members are so daft to have forgotten that while they on to 2/3 hypothesis,a total recall of how he was elected will also be effected.

HASHTAG

alBHAGDADI:
Do you think the fire is the type we have here on earth? And how do you know spirit can't be destroy by fire? If so, then why is God sending Satan a spirit being to hell?

Your mumu still dey do jogging

you can only feel pain with a living whole body. Which satan is being sent to hellfire？. Now tell us why hellfire was never mentioned in the old testament,not even by isaiah. Do you think he could know other things and no know abouf hellfire？

Angelb4:
I am not interested in this post. Just talk about PMB and you will make my day!

PMB is Nigerias political messiah,he will,win 20190 general elections to emerge Nigerias president consecutively.

Wont you thank me for making your day？

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
He still looks good. Still in shape.

Ashawo,you wan suck hin dick？

Fkforyou:
If she isn't a retired hoe, she has my blessings...

Your blessings？as his father abi？

Singapore1:
bro you stole my FTC


if i knack you jazz now people will say i have started

Dancipore,how you dey nah？

ChiefAzubuike:
Buhari needs something of these genre when he dies. His burial arrangement committee needs to think deep and look for a burial theme of this nature that will be more befitting

And when you die？

ITbomb:
Back of unused transformer? Sweetest point to urinate,
Shield you from preying eyes and makes sure your piss doesn't draw map on the ground

Ajegunle product spotted！

I thought i would have messages such as ‘na road we go chop？’

So IPOBIANS can celebrate with gusto a 100 meters road that Usain bolt covers in 9secocnds,and yet whatever good thing the president does is easily deliberately underestimated and politically criticised.
KWANTINU

BLAME IT ON THE FULANIS.

He deserved to die anyway,otherwise he would have mudered MOTHER and SIBLING.
The killer deserve a plate if AKPU for saving his and his mother's lives

Now I know the true age of most people on NAIRALAND.No wonder！

franchasng:
And he might end up studying Medicine or Engineering and after graduation, he will be struggling to get a job of 100k per month while some dull fellows who hired mercenaries for their exams from secondary school to university become Accountants stealing company fund, some end up as thiefing managers of big conglomerates while the remaining dull students end up becoming our governors and senators while this one is left to blow big grammar up and down, life is not fair, especially to science and engineering graduates in Nigeria, if u know u know

Send me your A/C number,you deserve chill N500 kunu to refresh your active brain.

Redoil:
Apc importing arms

Initially I clicked on ‘report’ before I suddenly realised you are the vice Chairman codeine club.

Yes you are correct APC governments in Anambra,Ebonyi ,Abia and Enugu states should be held responsible

BUSHHUNTER:
Spain will still floop!



No time for tiki-taka football again!

EPL super addict spotted.

smellingmenses:
I love Kemi.... IPOB keep wailing... APC is going out...but Kemi I love.

she is my sister,would you love to f....k her？

SalamRushdie:
You people are planning to announce false results and Damn the consequences but you must fail trust me ..I already know the outcome of the next election and who will eventually be sworn in and it's not Buhari even though he might initially refuse to concede but international pressure will be too much and he will back down

Pls how much will it cost me to register with your codeine club？

Gangster1ms:
Will they hear?
All they know is shakara. Later now they will be fat and shapeless after chopping the boy money.
My six packs is all thanks to enuff nack. Today alone I've nacked 3 times.. 2 more times coming up tonight. Ain't no exercise like nack mehn.

Oun ti je tan

Are IPOBIANS allowed entrance？
I am an IPOBIAN,but since Kanu has decided to dump me I am going back to my root. I confess that Lagos is a man·'s land and I need permission to live there.
ndigbo ibem kwezue nu！！

id911:
Don't tell me you believe this Lagos/Ibadan Expressway media propaganda

just like you believed his obituary news by fayooshi,his death news while in london by fayooshi and the PDP,his one million dollar shoe,his wife's ten million dollar handbag,deliberate twist and confuse of a criminal Aisha of haliburton-gate for his wife and denying she travelled to the US even when they knew she did,etc etc etc.

Please go and work on your memory and make it retentive.

LesbianBoy:
Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

KANEchukwu scores

for your mind now,you be bricklayer

The guy get brain,hin no wan lose hin shirt. SHARP GUY！

paranorman:
So, twas foolishness that killed many and not the accident itself, according to the witness. Lives gone, sorrow for the loved ones, especially the the breadwinners. Painfull, very saddening.

Lawlessness on part of the danfo driver triggered the accident. You see why we shouldn't pity theese folks when they fall in the lands of the law, especially Lagos State traffic agency?

Snapping photos whilst still in the pool of spilled motor spirit - and he infamous gasoline aka PMS? A liquid whose latent heat of vaporization is very low?

The painfull thing is that the dead don't feel no pain no more but it's the living that feels all the pain and agony of loosing them!

Let your common sense be common o, follow your survival instincts.

And on judgment day,the burnt flesh and bone will regroup for judgment！
E no go better for later jews and oyibo

Edu3Again:
This is not the person the middle belt and South would want dead!

THROWAY DAT CODEINE FOR YOUR POCKET BEFORE I LAND YOU SLAP TAKE CLEAR YOUR BRAIN