₦airaland Forum

Hmmm one thing with me is that once I get angry with someone, the only thing can do is just pray that I don't get physical with him cos even God and the entire heaven knw say blood go show for that fight. Woe betide u if u ever pinch my woman not to talk of slap for no just reason I no care of ppl call me babarian ko calibarian abi na whatever, obara ga chara mu na gi

Hmmm its twice for me oh, the day its thrice then its garri that came in between

Na condition make creyfish bend

Cigar: seun no be u be dis wey I dey see so?

Seun: nah, u need googles? Dat na Revolva na

Cigar: oh sorry maybe I no see wela the first time I look
















Seun abeg na joke oh no ban me abeg. LWTMTA (laf wan turn me to albino)

Kayusfity: here is a pic of me and my girl. so i have no reason to dream. Capital MUMU

JESUS, guy I almost droped my phone in shock on seeing dat. Damn,u for kuku chop her lip up na

J12: Who told them that the youths will prefer to be farmers? Stupid Government providing jobs which people don't want.

Oga, whtever happened to the word 'I'. That you don't like farming doesn't mean every other person should dislike farming also. Learn to speak for urself

babseg: You guys should know say na mistake

Abi oh, as if anyone is above mistake mtcheew

All of una just dey talk super story for here. Look, aslong as I know, Borno is the most safest state in Nigeria and Maiduguri the most peaceful and crime free city in Nigeria

Mr OP, all the mojo wey u and ur fellow igbo smokers don dey watch since 1901 no dey control mind na innocent football u see kon dey talk say e dey control mind mtcheeew. No just let me pour dis my last garri 4 ur face oh

Oga go sleep ahbeg, foot ball is a pure game and that u don't find it interesting doesn't make it occultic abeg. If u no like sports say it out rather than coming here to spew giberish. Very soon watching NTA news will be a mind control too rubbish

So, make we kon dey use garri water baff?

Yomieluv: When u push the people to the wall,they will turn to attack you, when you deprive people of the basic neccessities of life,then they should expect something like this. Pikin wey talk say him mama no go sleep,himself no go sleep.

A good lesson to the looters,either they change for the better,or leave the country for good governance.

**offers him a cup of cold herbal garri tea** guy u deserve this, chill chill

***grabs a cup of herbal garri tea*** WELCOME TO THE UNDERWORLD

justkaycee1: 10kful i dint wake 2 anoda fuel subsidy bombshell.

Oga, the topic says pray for the poster above u

May you be lifgted from grass to grace and if you are already in grace, may you be lifted from grace to abundance

usermane: Sorry,but shouldn't the girl have intervene? why would she allow it to get overboard? Can person be so cruel and sadistic?
That was very dark and gritty, adding salt on sores was evn ur parent disbeleived the truth. I hope u forget and possibly forgive her

I believe she may have wanted to but maybe the fear of the angry mob turning against her kept her from intervening. It took me a long time to 4give her but 4get? Common u knw dats impossible. If I had forgoten, I wouldn't have written it here. Whenever I remember it, its just as if it happened yesterday

usermane: Sorry,but shouldn't the girl have intervene? why would she allow it to get overboard? Can person be so cruel and sadistic?
That was very dark and gritty, adding salt on sores was evn ur parent disbeleived the truth. I hope u forget and possibly forgive her

I believe she may have wanted to but maybe the fear of the angry mob turning against her kept her from intervening. It tool me a long time to 4give her but 4get? Common u knw dats impossible. If I had forgoten, I wouldn't have written it here. Whenever I remember it, its just as if it happened yesterday

Actually I wanted to keep this to myself but I just felt I should let it out. Sometimes I just wonder how some pple could pay back good for evil.
I remembered back then in lafia what I experienced that made me promise myself that I will never associate myself with a girl(although I have broken dat promise) I I was 16 tjen and dat was when nokia xpress music was reigning and I recently got one from my cousine (he has been lyk a blood broda to me). There was this girl whose house was close to ours so we were lyk neighbours. She saw the phone as I was flaunting it and begged me for an exchange with her 'I love' chinese phone, I reluctently agreed after much pleading from her so we agreed to use each others phone for a week. Our agreed day came for us to return our phone but she said mine droped from her hand and the screen cracked and its at the repaires place. I was very sad cos I bought dat phone for 17k as at dat time. I was never used to making ppl damage my property so I just told her to collect it from the repairer's place and give it to me like dat but she said how could she collect it when the repairer has already started working on it. I became worried and regreted why I fell for this poo in the first place.
Three weeks past and I was missing my phone so much so out of anger I went to her house hoping to report to her parents but unfortunately they were not in. We were in their palour and her brother was outside and this was the conversation that followed
Rita: I've told u when ur phone is done I will return it to you
Sam: but its over two weeks now
Rita: do u expect it to be repaired over night
Sam: but when I gave it to u it was in good shape (by this time I was furious)
Rita: so u want to fight me ba, (she started screaming, pulls up her skirt and also her blouse). Realising what was tgoing to come out of this I started begging, telling her not to do this and trying to pull down blouse (big mistake) instead she screamed even louder and before I could say joxer her younger broda who was outside rushed in and were shocked, one hausa elderly man just came towards me saying 'lahila a ilalahu' and b4 I could say tom I was landed a big blow on my mouth, the blow was so hard that I fell hitting my jaw on the arm of a cushion. They took me out, beat me untill I bleed all over, it was at this time that her parents came back and where shocked to see me mobbed in the front of their house, her father attempted to rescue me but when told what had happened was furious and joined in the beating, after it seemed as if he was done he told every body not to touch me and went into the house, I was just on the floor my cloth badlu stained with blood, I was just just thinking if this ppl will kill me there or I was going to end up in jail, regreting why I fell for this, wondering what had happened to my phone dat made rita treat me like this. All this I was thinking before he dashed out of the house with the big sized needle, he asked for me to be striped naked and for pple to hold me on both legs and hands. Me still not sure of what he was going to do to me kept screaming and struggling with my waist. He held my joystick and inserted the blunt side of the needle in its hole. I wailed to the extent that I lost my voice cos the pain was terrible he removed it and inserted it again saying "this is what ppl like u deserve". Hmmm frnds to cut the long story short I was taken back home and after my father heared what had happened all he could say was that he was so disapointed in me. I remember suffering severe pains. For days after I went to the hospital,whenever I wanted to urinate I had to go through pains and blood came with my urine. I just thank God that I was well again after about a month or so.though I was innocent but after then whenever I heared about someone being raped or child molestation I just remember this experience and tears drop from my eye. the worst is that uptil today nobody believed that I never intended to molest rita, not even my dad exept my cousine who gave me the phone. I learnt that she is now in the UK but I knw karma is waiting for her somewhere.

Mine is living without my mum and sister for nine years. Not that they were dead but my mum and dad seperated when I was still a todler. I hoped to see her again not until one day someone brought to us the news that my mum was dead. God all my plans of building her a house, buying her and having her eat from the fruit of her labour of carrying me for nine months were shatered, I remember weeping that day with these words in my mouth "mum u should have just let me see u one more time". Uptil now I don't knw the whereabout of my sister, I don't even knw how she looks like after nine yrs. My dad is not concerened, what does the old lad even knw? He has another family now, with two boys and a girl. I'm just frustrated every day praying to God to keep my sister as she is the only one I have now. I hope to see u one day sis to re-unite that brother and sister bond. Amen

Iaz93: awww! Nyama!

Hehehehe

Rocktation: Losing

In this picture, Lurlena cries in the back of the family car after losing the contest for Carnival Princess at her school. She spent the day getting ready, with a new white dress and new shoes. The winner was decided based on whose parents bought the most tickets, and Lurlena’s family could only afford eight dollars worth.

Chai, touching

What do u expect from animals?

vivian chinaza: My first kissed happened 5 years ago, I don't really remember what led to it but I still remember how horrible the kiss was.

The guy's lips must have been affected by hamattan

Garri subsidy

Goldieluks: We just kissed.

We know u kissed so tell us how it started, who made the first move?

[quote author=Booty4me™]what are they doing in abidjan?[/quote]I think they went for cross over night vigil

Yield:

Talk ur own na don't just come and peep and go

lalaosky: keep it coming folks...*grabs a bucket of popcorn*

what's dat u are eating? Are u a learner? **brings out bag of garri**

lalaosky: keep it coming folks...*grabs a bucket of popcorn*

what's dat u are holding? Are u a learner? **brings out bag of garri**

outrage: But wait o! How come people enjoy it? I ddint feel anything special my own!

U sure say na human being u kiss?

D sage: I had my first kiss when I was in SS 2.it was on saturday after the weekend lesson organised by some teachers then. We went to a silent corner behind the school lab with the hope to solved together the mathematics assignment giving to us. On getting there, we started doing something funny and started kissing,squeezing her breast. In less than 3munites into the act,my boxer was soaked with s*pam. Soooo sweet!

Kai naughty boy