₦airaland Forum

Biafra zionist: Hail Biafra Asari mujahid Dokubo have always been a great supporter of Biafra. He knew that Nigeria is geared at becoming a failed state

Where did this one sprout from?

4bobo: by the time he try to over throw their government, them go deport am ,shap,shap

By dat time we don lock gate for naija
So maybe na sahara desert him go relocate go

1025: abeg, how do i get out of this jungle(nigeria) so that the shame will go out of me. i am so so ashamed to be called a nigerian. chai, dokubo, congratulations for removing this cloth of shame(nigeria) from your body. i will join u soon so that the bunkering ministry will be improved from an abroad standard. God punish devil.

Na who hold u? Abi dem tie ur leg? Anu mpama

Errm asari dokobi abi na watin be ur name thanx eh at least e don get small space for naija. Bye bye oh

theme cool: I'm d 3rd 2 comment
Its nice G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̅ 4 dem

So me nko wey come be first nko, make I start to bath clad?

slimyem: And so?

Go and kiss snake

How we go vote without seeing the picture of who We dey vote for?

Wow beautiful

Ok oh God dey sha, una dey talk 24/7, the day wey we go get atleast five hours even with d lowest current, I go drink two bags og garri finish

For where see as all my phones are out of battery power as there hasn't been light since last night here in my area in minna, Niger state I'm currently Nlanding with a verry low battery with my blackberry now

Kai but dat nose do me to cook ogbono soup oh. But she's not bad anyway

Ya I so much blieve in marrying young cos 1 u would be able to train all ur children in school before getting old hence not subjecting the eldest one under the responsibility of struggling to pay sibling's school fees and also fending for his family.
I knw of a man who married in his early ywenties, say 22 or 23 but am certain his wife is just a year younger and they have lived hapily up till their late 30s and there was no case of divorce or the husband abusing the wife, their son will be twenty one by this year and at evenings u see the man and nis son playing badminton. U will need someone who knows that family very well to convince u that one is the father of the other, u will likely mistake them for old skull buddies who are catching fun.
Talking about age and all that, there are some couples who got married in their thirties and still divorced, why ddnt their age come to play? I'm not saying. That marrying in your thirties or early fourties is bad, all I'm tryna say is that ur age is just the number of yrs u have existed on earth and doesn't determine ur level of maturity, maturity of the body is diff frm maturity of the mind so if u think u can hold a family in ur twenties fine and if u feel in ur thirties, good for u and if I want it in ur fourties, its ur choice, what matters is ur ability to hold a family.








My five shekels

Hmmm I love little children so much and ppl say no wonder I was born on children's day
MAY 27. Anyone with me?

Hmmm I love little childre and ppl say no wonder I was born on children's day
MAY 27. Anyone with me?

Mum: gone
Dad: just there to exist as someone's father, puts money and his budiness first


Talk about advice, councelling, encouragement? No one did those to me
-i adviced myself
-i councelled myself
-i cautioned myself
-i desciplined myself
-i helped myself
-i supported myself
-i brougt myself to where I am today

Me don talk my owm make u bring garri for us when u come back



Five shekels

my gf: just shut up and kiss me, will u?
Me: at ur service My Lady

Kai I love that grl

Hey babe stop being naïve, wemy gf: just shut up and kiss me will u?
Me: at ur service My Lady

Kai I love that grl

They are likely to ask u questions about ur ambition and how u are planning for ur future (with their son lol ), just be free and and show them u gat dreams and goals to achieve as they would not want their son to marry a lady who'se got none (that is if him go propose oh).








By the way, enjoy ur stay and no forget to bring garri for us when u come back oh

Whoa, and my cat dey here na only to drink milk and chase lizard e sabi . *calls Fross (my cat)* hmmm I gat to teach u how to sneak enter GEJ house go steal money

I call her 'love' and the tin dey shack her cos she always smile whenever I call her that I also saved her number with that.
She calls me swerrie or baby.

'Thank God u knew u were a d*ick head afterall'. **in Dr Dre's voice** she can kiss my indecisive a*ss