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apocalypse: Then again some ladies do ask for it , my ex was one very hot tempered girl , twice she assaulted me : once she threw my phone at me hitting me in the face and another where she punched me thrice in the face giving me a black eye and a bruised jaw. On both occasions I was very nearly tempted to wring her skinny neck but sanity prevailed. She was the only lady who pushed me far enough to want to hit a lady.

Hmmm, just like my ex. She onced hit my head against a pillar, on another occation she kicked me in my 'ding dong'. I would have strangled her but I just kept my cool cos I've got boundaries around my life which I won't cross and one thing over the boundary is; laying my hands on a female.

No mater what my Gf or wife would do to me, I will never hit her.



My five shekels

Wizzy.

Ok we don see am

Looking at the calemder and asking me
Q: what is today's date sef?

ME: 54th of september, nineteen niety ten

Me lyk number three sha.
I don't know, it thrills me whenever she wears those short gowns, those ones just few inches above the knees (not the tight ones oh). Those lines formed below the belly blows me off my feet

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I like numbers 1-11 [/color]

How u no go lyk am?
See ya head

And who be the other guy for the other side of the car wey keep mouth like Nkapia

cold: Big ups to him.Stop hating on a brother elevating

Help me tell them oh, wheda una talk good or not it will not stop the young man from moving into his house.

Who is she pls, never heared about her

[quote author=acidosis™]what is this [/quote]I was about asking

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Boy, go study for your JAMB and get off this section. It's for mature minds not little boys.[/quote]Hey what are u feeling like?

And how do u know a 'little boy'

dats y I like oyibo ppl, if to say na naija, if the cow like make him carry the image of Jesus Crist for hib body na slaughter straight. E no need to appear for news sef

I won't, I love to work for my money

Fross the house pet cat does

Me no get car sha but I taught my gf how to ride a bike. It wasn't that stressful as she is a fast learner. Now she rides like a professional racer whenever she rides my Honda power bike. I always feel her whenever she got the Helmet on Buh dats for the bike, as for the car, she definitely has to go to a driving school

Ma, u have a very good foresight, and my avice goes thus:
When we see all these corrupt leaders in our society in a photograph @ their young age, u will agree with me that what pple always say is "look at them, they never knew what they where going to be" or "aw, did he know he was going to be a politician?" No he ddnt and dats true, they never had a dream of being someones leader, its either they were pushed into it or they entered politics just because they saw others going into it hence their failure.

A man(this aplies to women too) who has a dream will understand that nothing comes easily and that there are hurdles on the way, and nothing I repeat nothin wil stop him from reaching the top exept he himself if u understand what I mean. A man who does sumtin just because he saw other ppl doing it or because he wants to please sumone will do whatever evil it takes to get there so that he will be praised.

All I'm trying to say is that pls if u know politics is not ur dream, I'll advice u not to go into it cos what u stated in 1,2 and 3 will definitely be the steps u will follow but if u strongly belive it ur dream then u have to knw this
-nothing good comes easily, one thing is having a dream and another is acheiving it

-u will surely be tempted, it is inevitable but if u want to acheive ur dream u will stay strong

-always believe in chang, that's y ppl say "never give up"

-never look for who to cast a blame unto insteat blame urself. In this way u are saying that if u were to be there, a problem wouldn't have occured and this will motivate u to look for solutions quickly

-dont ignore what u know is right to do, it will surely come back to hunt u

-always knw that karma never sleep she will surely reward u for ur deeds weda gud or bad

-money is not the root of all evil, the love for money is. If u love money then u must love evil but if u don't love money money will definately flow into ur purse through the right fountain cos u need it. Great men don't have money cos they love it, they have money cos they deserve it.

-finaly know that u are not a failure, claim it and see ur dreams come to pass.







I don't beg neigther do I force, I only advice pple to do what is good


My five shekels

Madam moderator why did u hide my post na? Tell me what is wrong with cracking little jokes