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D sage: I had my first kiss when I was in SS 2.it was on saturday after the weekend lesson organised by some teachers then. We went to a silent corner behind the school lab with the hope to solved together the mathematics assignment giving to us. On getting there, we started doing something funny and started kissing,squeezing her breast. In less than 3munites into the act,my boxer was soaked with s*pam. Soooo sweet!

Kia naugty boy

outrage: I was about to open this topic..
It happend some days ago.
A lot of childish back and forth happend, then I finally said I do this let her not take me for a mumu, because she had given me greenlight and obviously wanted it. I didn't want to do it doe, but I did.
I remeber moments that lead to it and moments after it but don't remeber the main thing.
I dint realy feel anything special, just her soft lips.

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Hi guys, happy new year in advance.
Let's share our experience about the first day u kissed, how did it happen? Who made the first move, you or your lover? Am going to share mine first.
I went to visit my gf in her apartment though she was living with her cousine, she served me a drink and then we were watching TV. Looking at the pictures hung on the will I saw her's where she dressed in millitary shorts and a white polo 'T' shirt. I chuckled and said "nne u be guy girl oh" and we laughed. I was still looking at the picture when she called my name(she was sitting beside me) and imediately I turned she kissed me, I reciprocated and whao it was great. She withdrew her lips and in a funny way she said "naughty boy" I just smiled and we continued our thing. We smooched for like 15mins when all of a sude her cousine rushed in and saw us and was "oops sorry for the interuption" and closed the door. I got up embarassed nd told my gf I wanted to leave she persuaded me to stay but I insisted so she escorterd me out. I was just 18 then, a year older than her. Kai I will never forget the feeling, teen love dey sweet sometimes oh. No guys its over to u, let's hear ur own story.

:oCan u imagime the pain this poor girl is going through now? Gosh wicked pple dey dis world oh.

I remember when I finished secondary school, I had a clash wit my dad and he vowed never topay for my education again, he said I was going to learn trade. At first I refused but later I rluctantly agreed I had to live wit my master who was single but was extremely wicked and a womaniser. I will wake up as early as 5:30am to make break fast but the devil will not let me eat, if I take my bath he won't let me comb my hair, he won't let me aplly lotion hardly I wash my clothes sef. I would go to the shop with empty stomach only to eat by 2 o'clock when he comes to the shop but yet I won't touch his money cos I hate paying back dat way. this continued for 3 months and It got to a point that I couldn't take it any longer. One day I deliberetely didn't bring out the shovels for display (we sell building materials) so he came to the shop noticed it and started barking at me, in the process he stretched out his hand and landed a slap on my face chei, I said to myself this is the last tym I'll receive shit from this man. I took the shovel I was suposed to take outside and gbaam I landed it on him, he just fell and fainted. People started shouting "nwa e gbuole mmadu" (this boy has killed sumbody). They decended on me and started beating me while others rushed him to the hospital. I was taken to the police station and the rest na history. Well thank God he ddnt die but I'm sure he learnt a very good lesson that day. If u wicked, no just carry am come my side oh

Hmmm sumtin similae happened to my cousine. He said when he was travelling from abuja to onisha(night journey), the driver stopped several times to the extent that the passengers were worried. When they got to okene along a bushy area, the driver flashed his head light twice for reason no body could tell cos there was no vehicle coming from the oposite direction. Then suddenly he reduced the speed of the vehicle and Gbam robbers apeared from nowhere. My cousin lost so much dat day, his iphone, laptop some of his jewelries and so on although nobody was harmed. I'v vowed never to toke a night bus ever in my life sinc he told me this. May God help us oh

I bought my girl 2 bags of garri, 5 mudu of sugar, 7 bottles of groundnut and 1 carton of cowbell

salafiyy: WHY DO YOU CARE TO KNOW?...ANYWAY, I DO NOT CELEBRATE XMAS BECAUSE IT IS A 'KUFURTIC' FESTIVE

And why did u care to reply the thread? The question was directed to those who celebrate xmas and since u don't, u could have just respected urself and kept quiet than open ur dirty mouth to spew thrash

*falls from mango tree*

oh GOD! I don't blame anybody here though, I just pity the poor baby and the mother, she didn't see it coming. But why are people this wicked, permit me to say this-some people are more heartless than the devil. Nothing wey pesin no go see for this world oh. Even if the baby is recovered, how are we sure she hasn't beem initiated or something lyk dat. May GOD protect the baby

Hi guys I seriously n :oeed ur help. I recently bought an LG optimus l3 e400, inserted my etisalat sim but couldn't access the internet. I changed to MTN and it accessed the net. I downloade pes 2011, tried to play it but it rebooted the phone. I tried to play it again and it said I need 50mb to launch the game on my deviceI downloaded fast and furious 3D anb same thing happened. PLS what is causing this? Is there a setting I have to make? Why does it reboot anytime I try to play a newly downloaded game? And I will realy apreciate if u guys would tell me the internet settings for my etisalat as I am new to android. Thanks

It happened to me once, I took to her a pack of chocolate and she refused to accept though we had issues the pravious day. So right there in her presence I opened the thing and started eating it. It got her vexed up and as she angrily walked away, I took out my phone and deletet her number. na for there our relationship end oh. Rubbish, u know how much I buy dat chocolate?

[quote author=olumaxi ]Lets even leave age out of dis..we r in d perilious tym..majority of d gals makin coments here got disvirgind at d age of 12..dis gal is jst 15 n we r not even sure if she's a virgin or not..secondly,mr OP,u claimed to b in lov wit dis gal,but u knw dats a lie..u r only interestd in her pants..ur eyes wil b clear afta series of sex wit ha..anyway,life is a game,play it as it suits u[/quote]Childish coment, even my 11yrs old bro won't think as low as u are thinking. Are u even up to 10

greatgod2012: Heeeeeeeeee
LWKMD
@op, u want make dem arrest and sue you for child abuse?


On a serious note, if you really like this girl, encourage her to face her studies, its not that 10 years gap is too much, but involving yourself with her emotionally now will serve as distraction to her studies, encourage her first, if you are meant to be together, you will surely be together, no doubt about that. Help her to build her future, do not have hand in tearing her future apart. Remember she is just 15 years old, what a valid decision can a 15 years old girl take on her own?If you eventually come together in d future, its going to pay d two of you.
My two cents.

Well said

omenziate: Is he somebody's father?

yep, ur girl friend's father

Tariqh: C'mon Son Go get a life.

guy u funny oh

Hi guys I purchased an LG optimus l3 e400 two days ago. I inserted my etisalat sim but couldn't access the internet. I changed it to MTN and it accessed d internet. I downloaded pes 2011 from waptrick, tried to play it but it rebooted, I tried to play it again and it said I need additional MB to launch d game. I downloaded fast and furious 3D same thing hapened. pls I want to knw what is causing this. I,ve heard about "rooting" but don't raelly knw what it means as I am new to android. So if it needs rooting, what does it mean and how do I go about it. THANKS

ogumarcus: O boy see nyassssssshhhhhhhhhh....wat color is dat?

lolz navy black

See as linda ikeji keep mouth lyk nkapia

So make we start to drink garri water?

Make she buy for me first

Merry xmas pals. pls i need ur help, i purchased the lg optimus e400 two days ago, slot in my etisalat sim in it but it refused to access the internet, i changed to mtn and it acceses the internet but it keeps rebooting after a while. i downloaded pes 2012 but could't find it on the home page. so i want u guys to help me in the internet setting and i want to knw y it keeps rebooting and also help locate the downloaded game. thanks (pls pardon my english)