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Pls errrrm is Karen Igoh out of the country? Cos me no kon dey see her for events again

SMH in disapointment, I tought we got matured peeps in here. I mean WHAT DA HECK u rain insults on people physicaly and u still rain insults in a FACELESS forum... ewww.
Before it was shollypopz and co, now its Yvete and kslib
I think u guys should go look urselves at the mirror and see how old you've grown



My five shekels anyway

ferhyntorlah: There's nothing weird about it. I prefer a guy wearing chain with no pendant. If he must wear one, it should be on a longer chain(at least far below the neckline).

Ya u got me on this one. I can't wear a chain without a pendant as much as I can't wear a short necklace. And I hate those BIG pendants (those that are as big as olumo rock) ewww

Akiika: You guys should go and read this awakening piece by Prof. Pius Akinasanmi on how to use your electorate power to influence your future, rather than posting things that are not beneficial to an average brain dead Nigeria http://saharareporters.com/column/2015-i-endorse-you-spectocrat-pius-adesanmi

Oga must every thing be beneficiary to the average nigerian?
That somebody posts the most emotional song he/she has ever heared, does it makes the person not contious of his/her future?
It is pple who are TOO serious that don't acheive much in life...our pple say 'too much salt in the soup spoils its taste'. If u hate music u should have just respected urself by not comenting on the thread.

Eminem - mocking bird

Eminem - space bound

Dr Dre ft eminem - I need a doctor

Darey - not the girl

Eminem's forious lyricks brings back some memories

AJEGBINJEKARAUN: Riot of colour: Imagine wearin a pink top on a navy blue pant. SMH

Lol crisis of colour nko?

All of u hating some NATURAL attributes on the opposite sex I SMH for una oh
Does the POT ask the POTTER "why did you make me like this"?

laykhorn: Not true.. I have it though. BTW! How much is shavin stick?

Ya I know its not true, I was just kidding. Anyway I don't knw if its just me but the chest hair has an advantage to me. My granny said it protects the chest in times of cold weather and reduces the chance of me developing cough

Thought we got matured ppl here

ItsModella: as far as weaves are concerned, over 2/3rds the female population in the world are guilty...you better start dealing with it.

As far as chest hair is concerned, about 2/3rd of the male population have it...you better start dealing with it

Shollypopz: [b]1.) Big tummy

[b]2.) Faking the American accent *if I should talk on this issue ehn....*

3.) Flashy designers (Gucci belt, Gucci wristwatch, Gucci shoe, Gucci shirt, everything na Gucci!!) *God forbid*!!

[b]4.) If u're not Dangote or Adenuga, pls Nigerian guys save me d bullsh1t on how rich u are.....I'm not looking for anyone 2 take care of me!!

[b]5.) Not giving me an opportunity to talk in a conversation, over sabi guys. Na them dey hold the conversation on their own.

[b]6.) Extremely sensitive guys!! Jesus Christ of Nazareth, these are the most annoying set of guys alive and they always put up the "I'm tough" act ....Fvcking P*ssy a*ss niggas!!

[b]7.) Trying to say something Nigerian/African when I tell you I'm Nigerian. Be yourself, saying "how far" or "I have a Nigerian friend" or "my roommate is Ghanaian" doesn't give u any point in my book!

[b]8.) If u walk up to me sagging, in snap back hats, ear rings and over size t-shirt....I'm going to TB Joshua's church for prayers. Iyanma!

[b]9.) If you have hair on your chest as a guy, pls cover that sh1t!! Button up or smthn and stop torturing the rest of the world with that disgusting sight..... eeww, so not cute!

Most girls I've met don't like the chest hair on guys. Why

Eminem - space bound

Bikinis

Brazilian, peruvian, mozambiquan, pakistan whatever hair

Eye shadow

Lipstick (exept lip gloss)

Nail paintings (exept black)

Artificial nails

'Notice me' attitude

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abdulkayus: just hear dis nitwit bigoted fool. Ignorant fuckard. Educated illitrate. So, to u nw wat u wrote make sence to u. Anofia, deluded ediot.
May God open ur heart. Hatred will only lead to ur early death.
CIAO

And u feel raining insults is the best way to correct him? I SMH for u
Grow up man

Arsenate: yeah and I guess armed robbery, cult killings, kidnapping, drug peddling, love peddling, gang rap*st, rituals, oil bunkering, internet scam aka yahoo yahoo all from the south are positive statistics right? Ignorant bigot.

And u feel u have to insult her to make a point
SMH for u. Grow up guy

Ahbeg its more than that. U see an aboki who just 20,000 naira is like millions to him, marrying four wives, having twenty children and at the end of the day u just find them roaming around the streets.
U see them giving out their daughters for marriage at the age of 14 to one retched boy of 17 and before he clocks 25 he marries another three and at the end of the day they just give birth as if that's all they came to this world to do.

When I see them on the streets going from canteens to canteens to beg, I just wonder if these ABOKIS will ever realise that we are in the 21st century for christ's sake.
I SMH in pity for them oh

ferhyntorlah: If you're in Nigeria, that white wristwatch will turn brown with dust everywhere.

For me, I will go for the black. Moreover, It looks more like a unisex watch.

Haba na, say na dust we dey breath for 9ja.

well I don't wear anything whith exept 'T' shirts so I'll go for the black

They look cute. I love jordin spark's 'battle field'

Hmmm I don laf sotey I choke


Mine was on a fateful mornin, I had taken tea and five cooked eggs for breakfast that morning cos I was just lazy to make my usual pancakes.

I love trekking so on my way bouncing as usual as a young entrepreneur that I was, I was just releasing farts. On getting to my boutique I got every thing set for the day's business. So I went inside and switched on my TV and released a killer fart that I almost choked so I increased the standing fan's velocity. Hardly had the previous fart settled down that I released another killer fart with hope that the fan would take care of every thing but unfortunately PHCN performed their miracle.
I was about to go start my tiger generator when dis chick just walked up my shop and opened the glass door. Damn I was lyk WTH, she came in and asked if I got leather jacket and before she finished asking her face changed, mehn I wan die dat day. I brought 3 diferent leather jacket, she ddnt even touch it to feel the quality she just said "that's not the type am looking for" and dashed out mehn I felt so embarassed, I just said to myself "sam see as u don use mess pursue customer". Kai I ddnt enjoy business that day.

Hmmm I don laf sotey I choke


Mine was on a fateful mornin, I had taken tea and five cooked eggs for breakfast that morning cos I was just lazy to make my usual pancakes.

I love trekking so on my way bouncing as usual as a young entrepreneur that I was, I was just releasing farts. On getting to my boutique I got every thing set for the day's business. So I went inside and switched on my TV and released a killer fart that I almost choked so I increased the standing fan's velocity. Hardly had the previous fart settled down that I released another killer fart with hope that the fan would take care of every thing but unfortunately PHCN performed their miracle.
I was about to go start my tiger generator when dis chick just walked up my shop and opened the glass door. Damn I was lyk WTH, she came in and asked if I got leather jacket and before she finished asking her face changed, mehn I wan die dat day. I brought 3 diferent leather jacket, she ddnt even touch it to feel the quality she just said "that's not the type am looking for" and dashed out mehn I felt so embarassed, I just said to myself "sam see as u don use mess pursue customer". Kai I ddnt enjoy business that day.

careytommy: It's jumping chicken!

Kai guy no kill ne with laf abeg


The problem is that ppl don't know the difference betweem a frog and a toad

•TOAD• Those brownish ones with black spots on their back. Its called 'awor' in igbo. These ones are not edible



•FROG• Those with webbed limbs, greenish or light brownish or yellow in colour that jump far distance than the TOAD. -'m not certain of what it is called in igbo but I know of the Black one called 'akiri'

Natural beauty. She looks innocent.
Kai se fine gal go spoil herself