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Doja2000:
She is looking for a fuckmate hmmm hmmm you gerrit now? If you don't get it forget aboutrit.

ion gerrit expantiate pls.

PrimeWatermark:
She started all these drama immediately she got into a relationship with another guy.

There are likely 2 scenarios to this;

1. She desperately wants to keep you in the friendzone while she's dating the guy. She wouldn't date you and wouldn't let anyone else date you. Selfishness!

OR

2. She actually likes you and her claims of dating the other guy was just a facade. Probably trying to make you jealous or something.

But don't get it twisted. Ignore her totally cos the moment you open your mouth sey you wan reciprocate her actions, she go reject you clean clear

E go shock you.

Leave woman matter and concentrate on your studies.

You sabi jare... there was a time I asked her that what if her boyfriend found us in an awkward position. Her response was that he wouldn't mind.

powerbank6000:
give her some good dicking and she'd cum to her senses !!

Yes sir

Solosolojohquay:
If she is attractive the best thing is to bed her ,why are you proofing difficult is better to be in the best book of ladies than to make enemy of them you don't know tomorrow so many are trying to be in your position be wise and shed your ego

I know where you're coming from bruh . It's quite shocking to see people encouraging me to bed her... I mean refusing a ladies "sexual advances" is now termed ego?

Franzinni:
What I see is your ego has given you the largest head that is possible for a human body to carry, you claim to have no feelings for her but you took the time to notice her walking with another brother and grabbing his arm ... You claim to not have feelings for the girl but you are here on nairaland explaining every detail about the said girl.

If I will advice you face your book squarely and let those that have feeling for her see opportunity to shoot thier shot. Biko.

Seems you didn't read the part where she throws her self at me. Of course I can take advantage of her vulnerability but I'm not just interested. Like you said I'm trying to face my studies squarely...

Please read to the end

My name is Jake (obviously not my real name), I'm in 300lv studying biochemistry... Not to brag, I'm quite attractive and I have a huge effect on ladies. Yeah, I know what y'all gon say "he's just one ugly fat ass seeking attention on a faceless forum, bros why you dey lie like this? Send pictures or ion believe you..." Anyways say whatever you like, all I need is candid advice from reasonable folks.

Ok so here's the story:
I met this girl in 200lv, and she's very attractive (pretty face, endowed both front and back). We started talking right from the first day we met like we've know each other for ages. She's not all that friendly which she told me t'was due to her past relationship... Let me not bore you with that. So, our relationship has gotten to point where she can tell me anything including her the hmmm hmmm you gerrit now? If you don get it forget aboutrit. Long story short, according to her, she said she likes me 'cause I'm smart, and she likes the way I profer solutions to problems. She got a boyfriend recently, and she was really happy because it was written all over her expression. You know, blushing and smiling sheepishly. Believe me when I say I have no feelings for her whatsoever. I just like the way we bonded and talked at length on so many issues of life. She started flirting with me, and in my mind I'm like; babe what the flip are doing? Most times I just wave it off. But now it has gotten worse, before a lecturer comes in or no lecturer in class, she sits on me, hug me at the slightest opportunity, trying to kiss me in public. The funny thing is a lot of guys are dying to talk to this girl. One even tried to talk to her but, he told me she's arrogant and full of herself. I just shrugged it off tho.
Now the irritating part is that anytime I brush her off from her tight hugs, or stylishly dodge Her kisses, she gets pissed off and ignores me for few minutes, then boom she's back again. It has gotten to a point where I'm avoiding her right now. She noticed, my reactions, and today, she was walking with a guy on campus and immediately she saw me, she held the guys arm and clung on him like they were couples. I just smiled, she followed the guy somewhere, a couple of minutes later she walked up to me and hug me tightly, and then, hers arms still on my shoulders, she raised her head and she stared into my eyes searching for what I don know. This girl have a boyfriend, she doesn't like talking to people, and all...I dont know what she wants from me, she gets offended when I ignore her... most people think we're dating due to her usual habit towards me. Well there's no way to prove otherwise.

The latest observation is that, she acts like she possess me. You know what I mean right? If I try to talk to other ladies, she comes and starts her irritating habit!

Please what do I need to do to stop this? Its tarnishing my reputation and I dont like it.
And why are some ladies shameless?

He does not have a job?

thatsleepboy1:
This your claim is a lie.

Which one is the lie there is it the google part?

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Kingsteve:
Op, you really ought to be ashamed at your show of shame.
Your thirst for attention and validation is sickening.
You're too old for this, and you really need to stop!

Just look at the stretch marks on your piggy hand.
The more you post such nonsense, the more derision you'll get.





It's pathetic!

Don't body shame her

Funny...This shii happened to me last week Saturday. I went to the nearest ATM machine (UBA) to withdraw 5k. Ok o, I inserted my card (Gtb), inputed my pin. Na so I dey hear vibration vruuuuuuuuuum smiling sheepishly, waiting for my cash. You know, dah moment wey you go use half of ur bodi cover the ATM kon place ur hand at the base of the dispense slot may pesin no go cast (legends knows what I'm talking about). To my utmost surprise, after the thing vibrate, "devibrate" wórefà, omo na my ATM card the machine dispense o . Na so shaggi whisper to me (humm hummm hummm hummm hummm e shock you!), I've never experienced such thing before in my life so, I thought it was a joke. I retried it three consecutive times and it proved abortive. At that point, the intensity of my anger was like a gigantic conflagration that can engulf a domineering air device. (In lasisi's voice) someone should calm me down. I called customer care line, went to Gtb to lodge my complaint, their response was that I'll receive the cash in five working days. Today is what? One week fa!
Them go see crazy tomorrow.

Wey ur own?

See wetin Desmond don cause

Hey guys! share the dumbest sentence you've ever constructed or thought about.
Here's mine:

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Am I the only one who thinks Deayne Johnson looks just like the rock?

Share yours

Happy birthday OP
Oya do normal

What does a sponge Bob intro and a paedo have in common?..

Opemiposii:
looks sensible but that'z nt d purpose of pen's cover koz nt all pen's cover can do dat.. datz jus a formed story abt pen's cover

Whoever came up with that must have really think deep to come up with that idea.

Not properly prepared for an exam

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Opemiposii:
datz nt true.. kai

What's your take on this? You know, this actually looks sensible tho.

Peterosky:
.Hope you are not related to Patrick Obaigbon and Ben Ayade the foolish Governor?

(In Patrick Obaigbon's voice), it is very crystal clear from the biblical tekel tekel mene upharsin... you know the rest. I'm not related to any of them.

Peterosky:
In logical parlance, we will call the Op's discovery a fallacy of misguided educational and common sense addendum. I rest my case.

Ahn ahn! The gravity of your grammatical construction is conspicuously and prominently gigantic! Abeg no kill us. Taink u

paulolee:
its a lie...dt cover is specially meant for chewing in class n in exams
...it sweet taste is proportionally equal to how.difficult d exam is..
wen exam too hard n u gat no clue, d cover go turn suya for ur mouth

Ah! You go don chop different flavours gan niyen o

Stephenomozzy:
Haha.. You don't need google yo verify how practical the claim is na. It already makes sense from the image attached.

However not all biro covers can hold pages together though i.e Bic Biros and some others

I wonder where that concept come from

Saw this on facebook and couldn't find any proof backing it up on google. So, is it true or false?

how are we supposed to know if there ain't no proof?

what dah flip?... why would you even think 50% of Nigerian girls are ugly? you need to leave your environment bruv!

This is a primordial state of jingoism!

add a funny motivational relationship quote to this thread.

just have money, period! the rest, they won't mind.