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EducationRe: Did JAMB Really Jam Me? Can I Still Get Admission This Year? Please Help! by Cinema4d: 10:44am On Jun 28, 2021
This year's result is definitely manipulated!
Definitely.
RomanceRe: Girl Uses Her Long Hair As Dress by Cinema4d: 8:48am On Jun 28, 2021
May she turn around
EducationRe: Jamb Update 70% Fail, What Is Your Suggestion by Cinema4d: 8:12am On Jun 28, 2021
Something's fishy about this years utme exams. I know a very brilliant guy that scored 152, and in the previous ones he wrote,he scored nothing less than 245...so what's happening this year?
TV/MoviesRe: Kaisha & Lucy Fight At The Big Brother Reunion Show by Cinema4d: 10:28am On Jun 25, 2021
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
EducationRe: 'Take JAMB Registrar, Prof Ishaq Oloyede, To Court' by Cinema4d: 10:46am On Jun 23, 2021
NewDelhi:
They didn't, despite their pleas and cries. Even other parents were begging on their behalf. They told them to come back next year Nigerians are the enemy of Nigerians.
How pathetic! Hope you didn't give up considering the preparation and effort you must have put in.
EducationRe: 'Take JAMB Registrar, Prof Ishaq Oloyede, To Court' by Cinema4d: 10:12am On Jun 23, 2021
NewDelhi:
I was doing my msc in unilorin around 2009 when that guy was the VC. He was a very terrible human being then.. He has carried his saddistic behavior into jamb as the registrar. My own is who on Earth fixes an external exam for 7AM? Who? These kids had to travel far away from home to Lodge somewhere close to their center. Some that had nowhere to stay had to dare traffic and the security situation of the country. And if you were just 5 min late, they wouldn't allow you. I drove my boy for the exam who was to write 7am. When they started checking and screening them in, they denied kids who came just 5 min past 7. They cried and cried but those idiots didn't even bulge one bit. They told them to go.back home and come back next year.. Commo'n with the security situation in the country, you want these children to leave their homes by 4 or 5 just to meet up for a 7am exam? That's wickedness. These Muslims ehn make I no just talk my mind. They just derive joy in seeing people suffer. Like pantami like ishak.

Cc Akuuche Queenethofficia
What! So they didn't allow them write the exam?
EducationRe: Missed My Jamb Exam by Cinema4d: 10:01am On Jun 23, 2021
DumbGeek:
Good afternoon all. Please I have been very sick for sometime and I have not been getting updates on the ongoing JAMB exam, only to find out today that my exam date was yesterday, right now I'm confused and broken, please what can I do to reschedule my exam, is there still a chance for me.

Lalasticlala mynd44

Please urgent answers cry cry cry cry
How on earth didn't you get an update? Don't you have a phone? What about friends? And how did you get this info this late?
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 8:58am On Jun 23, 2021
xoxocandy:
Here to read comments
Make I give you pop corn?
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 11:58am On Jun 20, 2021
ShawttySoFyne:
Someone's comment on bobrisky's father birthday gift:
"She is Such a caring Young Man, god bless Her for surprising His Dad, She is Such a Good Man. Happy Brthday Sir, You Have a Good Man as a Daughter" grin
grin
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 11:06am On Jun 20, 2021
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RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 11:25am On Jun 18, 2021
Nostring:
I dey enjoy this thread already cheesy grin
Abi na. Oya share yours.
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 8:11am On Jun 18, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
huh
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 9:00am On Jun 17, 2021
essenjack:
Topic: which business can i start with 20,000.
1st Comment: If it is 20,000 naira of present Nigeria, Ogbeni use ahm buy provision wey u go use for your house.

RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 10:19pm On Jun 16, 2021
purpinkx:
Here's one I screenshotted.

Nigerians are hilarious!
Oh! I saw this particular comment too... omo nairaland no go kill persin
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 10:17pm On Jun 16, 2021
NAVYdogg:
Guy see how you make me splash garri wey I dey manage cos of laugh. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I swear, the water wey I dey drink now don choke me grin
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 10:16pm On Jun 16, 2021
ninetiethcrown7:
TOPIC: when she promises to come over but refuses to show up.

COMMENT: had that experience in those days in uniport. Spent my feeding allowance preparing food for her. she never came. Spent the rest of the semester eating paw paw growing around the campus.

i had a good laugh that day grin grin grin
I'm laughing hard right now grin
Hustle for d paw paw
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 4:28pm On Jun 16, 2021
richmond500:
There's a lot of funny comments.
Just share a few
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 4:27pm On Jun 16, 2021
Hollybratt:
A girl posted this on facebook and a guy commented

Princess kate:Can you clean davido's shoe because of 1million?

Stev romeo :Ask your father first

Princess kate replied:My father is a cobler before now

Stev romeo:Haaa eku orire olorun tiba yin shey


i can't stop laughing that day
She's proud of her father ni grin
RomanceRe: Which Girl Owns This Phone Number In Benin City: 09041420165 by Cinema4d: 4:22pm On Jun 16, 2021
NotFarFrom:
Dem for hand the ozuo to SARS
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 7:43am On Jun 15, 2021
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RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 6:34pm On Jun 14, 2021
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RomanceRe: Why Do I Feel Reluctant About Having A Girlfriend by Cinema4d: 6:24pm On Jun 14, 2021
Ladikwa:
When I get a girls phone number, I feel reluctant calling them. while some times That I decide to call, I have to force Myself while I praying they don’t pickup. I don’t know why I am feeling this way. what could be causing this issue am having and how can I address it.

RomanceRe: Which Girl Owns This Phone Number In Benin City: 09041420165 by Cinema4d: 2:00pm On Jun 13, 2021
So you went to airtel office just to track down a lady you don even recognise. How pathetic!
HealthRe: Hallitosis(Mouth Odour) Has Finished Me; Pls Help A Brother by Cinema4d: 12:14pm On Jun 13, 2021
This shit has killed my friend...
Those of you giving those preventive measures, they dont cure chronic halitosis. You need to see a certified dentist... I think a particular surgery will be performed to remove those bacteria that causes halitosis if you have the money.
RomanceRe: The Reason Why I Believe God Exists by Cinema4d: 8:16pm On Jun 12, 2021
Shómo rèé?
RomanceRe: What Makes You Look Back And Realize You Were Stupid? by Cinema4d: 10:08am On Jun 12, 2021
SILENTandSMART2:
The day i broke a girl heart at the same time.......

I just think dat it's not necessary I'm just tryin' to show myself.......


Stupid co niggas is hailing me but i know I'm really stupid
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Of course you are smiley
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op):
Cholls:
[img]https:///media/6-10-2018/nFVMcC.gif[/img]
Cc: Lalasticlala
Cc: Cao
Cc: Mynd
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 8:47pm On Jun 10, 2021
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RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 3:36pm On Jun 10, 2021
paulolee:
thinking about mine....
Oya think fast grin
RomanceRe: What's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op): 3:29pm On Jun 10, 2021
SweetVibe:
Am even laughing hard right now
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RomanceWhat's the funniest comment you've seen?... by Cinema4d(op):
What's the funniest comment you've seen on nairaland or twitter... mine is...

Topic: have to ever tried the withdrawal method during sex?
Comment: When I try am,I get stroke for yansh

I almost died with laughter that day

Share yours...
You can screenshot too. grin
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Does 'jackpot Dance' Challenge Obanye Francess Follows Up by Cinema4d: 6:32pm On Jun 08, 2021
ozovehe35:
is this what will should be posting alot of nigerians are killed nothing is done.. a man without waec certificate, and also a man who never went to university or had any degree apart from holding gun all through hia life is ruling 200 milloion plus nigerian and nothing is done.
because Buhari supporters are 96% moslems, the are in support of him, even when he does something bad, how will you send soldiers to guide forest?
Kílòn so huh Calm down now

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