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@all

*** a lady ask a question before she takes the plunge (or she has taken it already?   )
*** people decide to come to her rescue
**** some other people started fracas  
**** thread owner is bombarded from right, left and centre
**** thread owner takes off due to the bombardment
**** thread owner is more confused
**** am taking off too after reading all these comic relief movies before I enter cross fire.

and finally @poster , Double dating is double trouble .

[size=14pt] Pilot dies, passenger lands plane [/size]

A passenger landed a twin-engine plane in Florida after the pilot died in flight with a total of six people on board.

Federal Aviation Administration officials say the pilot died after take-off from an airport in Naples on Sunday. It was on autopilot and climbing toward 10 000 feet when the pilot died.

The passenger who took over is licensed for single-engine planes but isn't certified to fly the larger King Air craft.

An air traffic controller helped the passenger down by calling a friend in Connecticut who knows the King Air plane and relaying instructions. The plane landed safely at Southwest Florida International Airport in Fort Myers.

The plane had been headed to Jackson, Mississippi. The names of the pilot and passengers have not been released.

link: http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_2500604,00.html

@poster,

I can see you are enjoying yourself. All the comments, and your responses.

Well, I hope you have not joined NAAC (pronounced NAKS) Nigerian Association of AIDS Carriers.

You better concentrate on your education than continue with this your phallus expedition.

And to the lady that gave you the 'forbidden fruit' that is sharkking you, she will soon be caught. I wonder which style she gave you that made you loose your sense of reasoning. Because i can see you have been reminiscently relaying the show in your mind. Why cry blue murder? I hope somebody will not work on your wife like that too in future.

Shikenna

LAASUUUUUUUUUU

LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY, OJO

You'll learn everything. The good, the bad and the ugly.

I have searched so much but could not come to a better conclusion. Who is responsible for our present predicament.

So many people can not afford to eat. We can not send our children to good public schools because the teachers are not ready to do their job. They are not motivated. The private schools are too expensive. Imagine paying N50k as school fees for a nursery student in abuja and you are told that it is the cheapest in town? No better health care services as private clinics thrives everywhere. And to cap it all, the economy seems to be getting from bad to worse. who is really to blame?

Is it we the people, is it the politicians? or is it that God is angry with all of us. Imagine, we all wanted a change in Leadership but we are not being given the freedom to elect people who can take us to promised land. We are being ruled by peoplw who are thrown upon us? Why? Why?? Why

I am confused. Please Nairalanders, tell me.

@poster,

In all fairness, Charles Soludo is not the cause of the Economic Crisis in the country. Though he erred in telling Nigerians that our economy is insulated from the Global Crisis.  At least, today we have strong banks and we can put our money in the Banks and sleep with our two eyes closed.

For the stock market, it fell naturally.  How do you expect a nation that depends solely on oil. We do not produce anything presently and you expect our economy to be buoyant? Is the oil prices not falling? So it means, the money we make before will drop too. And most importantly, investors ran with their money because they were not sure of what will happen in nigeria politically. And the little money we have now, is being siphoned by the selfish politicians. Imagine how they all live. Actually, there are so many things that led to our present state.

We just need to pray for God to give us good leaders. That is why everyone is suffering.

Our politicians are our major enemy.

If Yar'Adua decides to do away with him (all well and good, no man is indispensable), he should ensure he replaces him with a competent hand or else, we will all have our self to blame.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/16/iraqi-soccer-player-kille_n_175240.html

tayoccu:
provide a link to prove your story is authentic

see enough linnks,

http://www.business24-7.ae/articles/2009/3/pages/iraqfanshootsplayerdeadinclosefootballgame.aspx

http://showhype.com/story/iraqi_soccer_player_shot_dead_by_a_fan/

A soccer player in Iraq died on Sunday after he was shot in the head by a spectator in the stands. The attack took place just as the striker was set to score a tying goal in the last minute of a game between two rival teams in Hilla, a city in the south of Iraq that is home to about 500,000 people.

The BBC reports, citing local security officials, that the striker was shot in the head during the final minute of the game, which was being played between teams from Sinjar and Buhayra. One suspect has been arrested and Iraqi police are continuing to investigate.

The killing comes at a time when some have pointed to increased soccer games as a sign that Iraq is finding some sense of normalcy. Mohammed Salih, a 28-year-old Iraqi, told an American reporter last week, "This is the first time since 2003 I've felt safe enough to come back to the stadium. There's so much news about bad politics and poor security. Football is the only thing that brings relief to my soul."

@Inspired.

Thanks a million. You are the best.

I owe you one.

faakay:
ORI IYA MI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

aaaalatarodo

@poster

I am disappointed. The money could have been used to better humanity. Could Daddy GO have given his consent to such show of affluence. He is a humble man and I expect his target to be the poor. so much poverty in the land. I don't expect this and am not happy.

una do well oo

@Inspired

Please, help me check this VIN before I put my money.

JN8AZ08W97W640531

Thanks

@ mukina @ all

Please name names so that innocent nairalanders will not fall into their hands.

@poster

Thanks for this Nairaland EFCC. well done

what am i seeing? is it a personalized thread?

check out kobomobile.com

well , it ended 0 - 0

@all,

You see my brother, what Visafone did to me is like defrauding a nation secretly.

When they came into the market, their tariff was so attractive that their success surpassed all the big guys they met in the market. so you can see that they had several subscribers as they quickly moved from 07025 to 0726 numbers and they have almost exhausted the current 0704. I have told several people to migrate to visafone because i believe this is good for Nigeria - lower tariff.

My grouse with them is that, they should have at least tell us that because of so so so reason, they have to adjust their tariff but they just did it silently and they have kept sending annoying text messages for you to download caller tunes and other promo texts.

Guys, beware!! Visa fone have changed their tariff. If you make visafone call to other network, they deduct close to N33.

The most annoying part is that they did not deem it fit to inform their subscribers before effecting the changes.  They are busy deceiving people with their promo. imagine, those promos are supposed to be used to reward subscribers but here in nigeria, they use it to make more money. Telling you to send text which goes for as high as N100 sometimes to enable you to win.

Please, when next you make a call, check your balance o.

[size=15pt] "United we stand, Divided we fall" [/size] . The basic concept is that unless the people are united, it is easy to destroy them.

sorry, i just borrowed this from wikipedia.

@All beeeeferssss. - MTN_SPY, engr hamid, lance et all.

Please, the gsm providers are laughing their assess off. They must be enjoying the distractions.  But what I find sad is the amount of abuse. It is not right.  I think people should relax. Please and please, can we have some sanity.  You guys have let out your anger. Its been noted. But please, lets go back to the subject matter of this thread. I beg you all in the Name of God, Allah, Yesu, Sango, Shigidi, Sanpana, Ayelala, Chukwu, Osanobua etc and to all the atheist.

Please, let there be peace in this house. Lets reach out to one another with an olive branch. Please and please, lets stand united before Dual Core go oil his padlock come lock this thread for us o.

@all,

I have said it before and i will say it again.  This is the most active thread on Nairaland. Haba, people love free stuff no be small and I no blame anybody. Na the Country cause am.  For this advance country, when you load credit for your phone, na free internet you go get as an additional service.  In fact for dubai, local landline to landline call na free but for naija dem go milk you till your tire infact till all the milk for your body dry like kainji dam. Abi no be the reason why we no get light again be dat? Dont be surprised that very soon, you go just load credit for your fone, and gbam, without making any call, this gsm people go chop am, begin ask you to recharge.

I have often wondered how this guys struggle to get solution to FBT and how easily the thing is blocked.  In fact, there needs to be a committee of forum members to do a census and take note of all the traitors for this house.  this is a thread that keeps people awake 24/7 where people post continuously into the wee hour of the night only for it to get into wrong hands and the next moment, the thing will get blocked. Na so so begi begi from morning till night. haaa, the people wey turn us into beggars like this, well, i reserve my comments sha.

I pity the research people sha. Your reward is in heaven.

NOTICE
In the Bible, when you hear "verily verily I say unto you" from Jesus, then you should know that somebody is getting instant judgment be dat.  for this thread, when Dual Core begin look for him brush to do cleaning, make una no say him dey go carry him padlock come lock this thread be dat. So guys get ready for another locking. But guys too should be more reasonable with posts so that Dual core no go dey lock the thin per second, per second.  This thread is an exciting one and when its under lock and key, it is like grave yard. all the blog sites go go to sleep. we dont want any dull moment now. Oga Dual core, abeg, reel out your rules and regualtions again so that guys go dey do the right thin.

Una do well ooooo.

@all
this is the first time am witnessing a thread that does not go to sleep. People go dey post for 2am 3am! Haba una no dey sleep? In fact on sunday too people dey. I fear this tread o.
What more can I say but to wish una well. Una do well oo and more grease to una phones & pc.

FTA? huh? I like what am reading.

Reduction in pump price is one of the President Yar'adua's 7 point Agenda

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Its easy. Find a sample of what is possible in the attached document. Please kindly rename the .doc to .jar and install on your phone.

Enjoy.

@vicade

thanks. my mistake. its 25% Normal child, 50% carrier and 25% SS child.

thanks.

@poster,

Its sad and too risky to go ahead. its good if you can go out of the relationship now.

@Poster

Well, lets face reality. Its a no go area, if you can help it. Though people say love is blind but this days, i learn t,  it love wears medicated glasses these days.  You have a 50-50 chance of getting a sickle cell baby.  Well, if you don want a child like the one below, then dont.

Its good to be back again on this forum. Guys let the party begin.