Friends took me to a nice restaurant last nite and to a night club, I gat a proposal by a girl to go home with her and her friend as a birthday gift . Neways for today being the birthday proper, I am going to a shooting range, then dinner and dont tell any one, some friends are organising a lil suprise party for me. I wasnt suposed to know but I do, I will still pretend it was a suprise tho

REALITY101:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO.

Wow man we share the same birth date 10/10/10 what a triple lucky number. We need to talk as a birth date mate, I wish you be babe

Sorry bro I be bona fide dude. I have 2 friends with same birthday, one is the same year and one a year younger. My dad gat the same date too, Too bad I cldnt travel to celebrate this awesome day with him.

Neways wat did u do for ur day man?

Thanks bro.

Wow this is one heck of a birthday, 10/10/10. I just turned 10<=x<=40 years old. I think you can figure out my age if u try hard enuff. Join me to celebrate this beauty of a day.

Sample abi na buffet una de? Ok kweshion for brothers, How many girls don sample u till now?

Nah u are still my 'bestest'. So how do u feel abt a guy who cheated on you tho?

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I went to bed and logged off. I didnt feel slighted, we cool Inky lady

Inked_Nerd:


Hmmm, interesting. Sorry to hear that. Things like that don't usually end well. Just curious, would it have made a difference if she was a virgin? If so, then why?

No it wouldn't, I have dated ladies who are virgins(my Filipino included) and it didn't make it last longer or shorter. I brought up the virgin part because I wanted to explain a weired situation. It didn't bother me that I wasn't her first but I felt she had been violated after she did it during our time. Kinda weired feeling.

Our society is structured in such a way that the man gets away with things that a lady don't get away with. This inbred mentality moves down from generation to generation. When my gf cheated on me, it wasn't the same after that and we never recovered from there. That indirectly led to our separation. Sex wasn't same to me cos I kinda felt she had been violated. It sounds weired tho cos she was not a virgin when we met but that didnt matter until she did it during our time.

Inked_Nerd:

You hang with bad girls who don't see your worth. You seem like a nice guy though.

Say what?

Mr Brown, I am not 6ft (2" shorter) and I am not rich but I am still considered a catch and a solid husband material by most girls, so my question is ; what could be the reason for that?

You guys gat issues on this site, lol

no!

Lanre, that ur write-up was just Nigeria in black and white. I am tired of singing the same old and tired tune of Nigeria will change. I want to see this change come to fruition in my lifetime. Bros the time for change is now and do not procrastinate any further. That said the ultimate million dollar question is ;Where do we start? If these simple but complex(in implementation) question is answered, then the battle is half won.

"Our enemies," said Nzeogwu, "are the political profiteers, the men that seek bribes, those that seek to keep the country divided permanently so they can remain in office as Ministers, tribalists and nepotists, those that have corrupted our society and put the political calendar back." This is as true as it is today as it was back in 1966 Nigeria. Have we really learned anything in 50 years as an independent country?

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Always smile bro when u are approaching a lady, believe u me this will reward u with a smile(most of the time) in return and thats the easiest way to break the ice. And please watch the setting and broach a subject accordingly. Mostly dont be in a haste to talk and talk, listen to what she has to say and reply accordingly. Avoid hot topics like politics and  religion until its called for.

googles:

yea am serious. . . i have beer tummy

and my husband likes me like dat


Av been around o thanks for checking on me

Woman with beer tommy? Man how big ur husband own come be?

Cmon man I dont think its up to 99%. Though I havent been home in 2 years but if I take a sample of my family, then I will say ur statistics is totally flawed. But from pictures and music videos(especially local music and not hiphop) majority of the girls tend to have a lil pouch but I wount go as far as 99%.
But sisters,cmon abs-crouch will go a long way in preserving  ur shape. Get on it cos U are beautiful.

yup, check my profile and go from there

We need to have a chat on yahoo msgr or skype.That will be a first step ,

Inked_Nerd:

lmao, do you even meet my requirements? We had a deal remember?

Y dont u find out for urself. I believe I do but u have to find out for urself .

Ink, I been write in Ibo based on d advice of a lil bird whispering in my ears. Neways go ahead and send the file so I wount have to waste time and lets get the thing rolling.

Inked_Nerd:


Ok, I will answer your question but in return you must answer mine. Deal?

Ok wat is ur desired qualities, tell me then i will let u know if i met um or not

Ok zaanu the question biko nu

Inked_Nerd:

Hmmm, interesting. . .

So Ink abi u meet the qualities and single? I am searching!!!

Meet the right woman and u will b ok. Meet a ghettoized  lady and u will get ghetto treatment. I have dated two African American, one was so nice and supportive and one was hell(dated her for her looks when i was 21), Have dated a few Nigerians and got mixed results too, have dated whites and Asians(No problems) and Hispanics and got same mixed results. So what am saying is that it is a function of ; Kinda girl you are dating, educated and working or Non educated and jobless(Ghetto), How u present your self. Well read on;
10 Qualities To Look For In A Girlfriend

Here are a few qualities you should look for in a woman if you're interested in a long-term relationship. Whenever you hear I say "good character" in a woman, I am referring to these qualities.

A good girlfriend should be:

1) Honest

Never date a liar. Once a liar, always a liar. A woman who has lied to you over and over will lie to you again in the future. You can count on it.(The key words here are "over and over"

2) Loyal

Once a cheater, always a cheater. Just like a woman who has lied to you once will often lie again, a woman who has cheated once will usually cheat again. (There might be exceptions here)

3) Socially Skilled

Find a woman who can get along with anyone. If a woman "hates the world" or people in general, that's usually a sign there're deeper problems within her.

4) Fun to be with

Date women with a fun personality. A boring woman will drive you crazy as soon as the initial hormone-driven honeymoon period is over.

5) Adventurous and open-minded

Find a woman you can travel and explore the world with. Narrow-minded women usually have limited foresight and get boring after awhile.

6) Cultured, classy and sophisticated

Cultured women often make a better companion if you live in a big city. (If you don't, it doesn't really matter.)

7) Frugal

Beware of big spenders and gold-diggers. They will drain your bank account empty and then leave without looking back.

"Clean"

Your girlfriend should be currently clean of any drug or alcohol problems.

9) Flexible

Try to find someone who's willing to compromise. A spoiled princess will drive you nuts eventually.

10) A positive thinker

This one is very important. Pessimistic people will drain all your energy out of you.

nimi-k:

nawwww I don't need her money I mentioned it to clear any thought of her doing it to support her family or anything like that. Well I give good head. And come to think of it she knows my girl. I hope its not a set-up. Naww she's too mature for that. As you can figure I'm a bit tempted but can't sustain it if she gets carried away.

Thought that line is predominantly used for women doing the nasty on guys. Or am I wrong and u truly give head? Any ways bruh I gat one rule, Keep away from neighbors and co-workers, It backfires. I am speaking from experience.

derolly:







The only thing i see being silly is your sick a$$ being dumped by a filipino and u come up here whining like a baby whose mouth  have been cut- off from the bosom of the mother
I don't speak for 'MOBO' and everyman has got his own level of intelligence i dont see him as a fool rather i think he's emotionally infuriated
other than the fact that he incessantly castigates black  women i dont think u're more intelligent than him.

Abeg leave the Panadol for the person wey get the headache. Yes I got dumped by a Lady(Filipino or Nigerian doesn't matter to me bruh) and that is not and will not be the last time people get dumped. Only real men will admit they have been dumped before and lil boys keep living in a fools paradise with the mentality that getting dumped makes em less of a man. Whether I dumped her or the reverse, we just went our separate ways. Q.E.D
Sometimes u dont have to meet someone to gauge their reasoning process and in essence their maturity level. What u write indicates ur reasoning level, need I write more?

A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Hello, I would like to be castrated."

"That's a lifechanging operation," says the doctor. "Are you sure you want to do it?"

"yes," says the man. "and if you refuse I'll go to another doctor."

"OK," says the doctor, "but it's against my advice."



So the man has his operation and he's walking around the hospital the next day with a bandage around his private area. Suddenly, he sees another man with the same thing. So he walks up to him and says, "Good afternoon, I see we got the same operation."

"Yes," says the other man, looking happy. "I've been wanting to get circumsized for 37 years, and I've finally done it."

The first man looks panicked and says, "Shiiit!! That's the word!"