₦airaland Forum

Adebimpe1:
I see you! 90% of Nairalanders only post silly comment and it's certainly clear you're at the top of the class. If you seriously think I need training on what you mentioned, then I will like to meet up with you to rate your level of IQ.

I work as a senior manager for The AES Corporations, a fortune 200 company, registered with the NYSE and generates a profit of more than 5 billion dollars annually, and about 123 guys reports to me directly. I single handedly recruited my own team, and led a project of $350 million to completion. My own team, that I recruited personally generates more than $5 million monthly for my company and please know, that I asked them "silly" questions during the interview stages.

I am a certified Lean Six Sigma Black Belt, a change advocate and process driver (am not sure you know what that means) For you record, there's not more than 20 ASQ certified Black Belts in the whole of Nigeria. So, do you still think I need your training?

If you're jobless, email me and I'd arrange an interview for you. Pls, be warned, I will only ask silly questions. The more silly I get, the more your chances of getting a job from me. Bros arrange dat interview for me abeg. I dey ready to answer d so called silly questions.

Freestainworld:
please my fellow nairaland, I need your help on how to apply for an undergraduate studies in Norway. will appreciate your candid feedback.

totorimi:
So it's Keystone bank that is not sure of tomorrow they are using to do heir seminar. Anyway, when I remember Nospecto, WealthSolutions etc I tell myself once bitten twice shy. Government has already issued warning about all these wonder banks yet my people won't listen.
My advice to anyone who has recovered 100% already is to go and quit NOW before it is too late. Any moment it will crash.

Godwin978:
good day nairalanders. well am here to make my confessions i dont know if you will fine any where in your heart to forgive me. but if you forgive me the lord will also forgive you. please dont look at the past what i ve done to you. everyone must ve known me if not few. GODWIN978 thats my user name. let me summarize it. i registered on NAIRALAND on 1st April 2013 since then i ve scammed many people of their Airtime. i often post unlimited browsing asking people to send me airtime. before i could send the code which he/she request for.and after i receive the airtime i wont send what you paid for nor will i answer your call. i ve been into this act for more 3years and now i realize how bad it is. if i ve scammed you please do forgive me. please forgive me good people of nairaland and i promise never to go back into that act. i was used by satan and want to fully give my life now to CHRIST please pray to god to forgive me. God bless you for doing so. Thanks for reading

sammysunny88:
"It's an ERROR to be so intelligent, knowledgeable, talented, charismatic and educated with 1st class & 2nd class degrees, yet your BANK ACCOUNT is EMPTY" Lols

Some people prefer to search for job for 2, 3, 4 to 5 years and they think nothing wrong with that. And they see starting up a business as difficult task. People work for 25 to 35 years and retire broke and wretched, which is not normal.

Economy is on a recession, workers haven't receive their salaries for months and people still keep searching for government work. The population of unemployed Youths is on the rise with every batch that passes out of the NYSC scheme and there is no white collar jobs.

And someone comes to me and say,Sam! invest N3,200 in this network business and start earning money every month and I said, "bros move, all na scam" that I cannot talk, I cannot see people and I cannot hawk. Then I see people making real money from it, getting alerts. But I keep saying na fake, na lie and I keep bribing someone to get a government job that the salary is #25,000 which is not constant and the person keep making money from me all in the name of helping me get a job but at the end of the day I did not get the job. And I now sat down to calculate how much I have spend searching for a job of #25,000 as a salary because I want my name to be in government pay roll and put on suit every morning then and I realized that I have spend #180,000. Then I now asked myself a question why didn't I give that business a try?

Leveraging is the different between WORK HARD and WORK SMART. Work hard 2 earn salary & create income. Wen u work & earn salary, ur income grow linearly but wen u ar creating wealth by leveraging, ur income grows exponentially. Also when u work 4 som1, u hav no tim freedom, bt wen u leverages, u hav total tim freedom. Wen u work as salary earner, money stops wen wrk stops bt wen u leverage,income keeps coming. There4 it is left 4 u 2 think deep & choose btwn earning salary and leveraging. Leverage is the profit you make on the efforts of others. The richest men in this world make their money through the POWER OF LEVERAGING.(Network business).

To be rich is HARD, to be poor is very simple and free of charge You are the one to make your choice.

Behind Every GREAT idea, there are people saying it won't work, and these are people depend on the government for job but fail to think "what if it works?"

WHAT IF U THINK IT WILL NOT WORK AND WHAT IF IT WORK;
The queue to the ATM machine was something else because we all wanted to withdraw money. Although there was another machine beside it, nobody moved towards the second machine. We had about 25 people on one single queue.
When my sis & I got there, I also went to queue but she asked one of the customers what was wrong with the other machine. "I don't know", he said, '... but somebody said there is no money in it'.
After listening to that 'somebody' tale, my sis told me to move straight to the machine everyone neglected and inserted my card. Lo and behold, the same machine 'somebody' said would not work, dispensed the sum of N25,000.
As we were walking away like
a magician, others who saw some cash I had withdrawn
broke away from the initial queue and rushed to that machine.
Why did I tell you this experience?
1. People don't get something they need from somewhere because they refused to try.
2. People refused to try because 'somebody' somewhere said it won't work.
3 The somebody somewhere may be an old authority who doesn't believe in evolution.
4. People won't take steps to do what others don't do because of the 'what if it doesn't work?' question.
5. People ask this question because they don't want to take risks.
6. Those who don't take the risk of checking if the other machine is working will remain on the long queue and may not even get what they need eventually. Meaning achieving in 2hrs what they could have achieved in 2min.
7. When a pacesetter comes and succeeds after 'chesting' the criticisms, others break ranks and follow him.
Therefore, stop believing 'the somebody' that asks 'what if it doesn't work?'
Ask another question: 'What if it works?'
Never allow anybody to discourage you

If you have not learn how to make money even while sleeping, you will work until you die. Networking business, the only option that will tell you how possible it is to be sleeping and making money. That is, if you are with the right company. Quote me and drop your whatsapp contact for easy communication let's talk about business that works that you will start with just #3,200 and within a year or two, you will start counting millions and doesn't disturb your other work.

lanrayx:
pls is tuition in Finland still free for a masters degree

uyiekpen26:
funny enough we dey strave well but women can never be content.

Charles4075:
Wow... What an tale?

Op, nice one..

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Estharfabian:

proofs that these people are Nigerian?


fúck this! you know what? forget it!
I totally believe you..Nigerian(guys) Are probably the worst sloppy kissers on earth. they'd wanna shove their tongues right down your throat. like it's some kind of tongue competition.. don't even get me started about the Battle-of-the-teeth competition too! and the amount of salivas? Sheesh!

wrong position, wrong everything! heads keep butting!
we could use some kissing school or something to help enlighten these folks.D

meh, I can't deal!

Lukmann1:
maintenance have always is our problem, they builded things and they lacks of how in to maintained it of in long time.

INDESTRUCTABLEX:
Baba no be so oh. Relative or not, I made up my mind a long time ago to be a business person, even while in school. I improved on myself - I bought books, took paid professional courses. This wasn't because I had aims of working but I knew I was developing myself. I knew I had to sell myself to younger ones; be an inspiration, I knew I had to sell myself to investors, I knew I had to sell myself to customers.

The only reason, I brought this up was because, being a soldier was a childhood dream. But since it can be combined with what I am doing now, I will gladly turn down the offer.

TONYE001:
ALPHAGUY, you raised a good point but you spoilt things when you made it an IPOB-non-IPOB issue.

I hate exam malpractice, badly. I'm currently pursuing a Master's degree in a Southern federal school too but lucky me, this isn't the case over here.

Exam malpractice - like any other crime - is present in every region...even in the developed world. We all should join forces against this ugly thing..there isn't a need to tribalise it.

May God bless us all.

DollyParton1:
So the most important thing in marrying a wife is her culinary skills.
So you see a smart, intelligent, kindhearted, hardworking and beautiful lady, and you are still looking for if she can cook or scrub the house.
Some men love food more than success. Go and marry your mother's maid na

cjeriia:
As per matured student tinz, I remember ma friend in HAMK told me a guy approaching 50yrs frm Nigeria was admitted 4 undergrad studies. So no harm in trying. Concerning the Ban tin, I don't hav d faintest idea. Since u have IELTS already & an acct above NGN1.5Million (it should b closer 2 NGN2million now cos of naira devaluation) in your account, why not give it a go. You've got limited time so act fast. Application closes on 27/01/15 while ur docs must b dia by 10/02/15

TOmmyJidex:
True, but, does those risks worths taking?

Tuham:
pls wetin i do wrong?

But before you judge, kindly note the below 3 things;

#1 - i no be graduate infact i no even go school
#2 - am browsing blindly that is; i don't ON picture so i don't know whether the person i talked to is a male or female
#3 - nobody knows it all, one person's best cloth is another person's rag.
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Oya tell me wia i do wrong.

Tuham:
Come closer pal *give an hugs* kudos!

Jimadey:
This clearly not for me, am another James bond on the loose

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halfricanadian:
Abi o me dat is so so lazy to shave


Abeg mayb dis is d thread i will meet my prince charming

HornyTiwa:
Lol
this is so me

NigeriaB:
Goodmonin friends: I opened a thread on dis before but there's a new dimension to it now. I have made up my mind to pursue dis dream I have always nurtured but could it be dat I am missing somtin here? plse help me look at dis.
I have always desired to become a medical doctor rite from my high school days. After many attempts of securing d admission failed, I picked up an alternative course, Biological science. All tru my days in d university, I never felt satisfied because biological sciences wasn't my dream course. Just because I vowed never to pal with academic failure, I was able to graduate with a CGPA of 4.32, second class upper. I finished my NYSC last year October, by January dis year I secured a teaching job dat pays me 50-60k monthly. While in service , I applied tru D.E for medicine and Surgery in a highly recognized federal university in Nigeria. In summary, the list was released a few days back and I was offered admission, MBBS, 200L.
.....my fix and dilemma..
Before I resumed dis current teaching job I had attended a two-day interview at a British international school ; they asked me how much I would like dem to pay me, I simply told them 140k cos tge person dat recommended me to the school already gave me orientation. so they said they going to get back to me. so after a week I didn't hear from them and God helped me secured dis current one. just last week when I was already preparing and tidying up my class to officially resign from d current job to go and commence my registration in pursuit of my medical carrier, I received a call from the school {after several months} dat I should resume work with d pay I asked them for...140k.

Please friends; am I missing anything here? do u find anything wrong pursuing dis dream of mine?
please I need to hear from you. dis forum is like a family.
but I will be more fulfilled in d field of Medicine.
Thanks for ur warm pieces of advice!