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RomanceRe: She Keeps Coming For More by cjeriia: 3:46pm On Jul 18, 2020
This is a fake story. OP just lied through clenched teeth
FoodRe: Avoid Embarrassment Stop Calling It 'egusi Soup' It Is Wrong, See The Correct Wo by cjeriia: 10:00am On Jul 08, 2020
Abeg pap is not corn flakes oooo. Even tho the active ingredient is corn. The end product is not flaky so why name it corn flakes Oga. Abeg Akamu na Akamu or Pap. Leave am for us like that
RomanceRe: Can't Go Beyond 1 Minute? Here's A Simple Solution by cjeriia: 11:24pm On Jun 25, 2020
May thunder fire you
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Kill 65-Year-Old Man In Imo (Disturbing Photos) by cjeriia: 5:22pm On Jun 15, 2020
My Igbo brothers and mouth. E don reach our land, we don dey complain to Authorities. Wey those Igbo keyboard worriors wey dey always insult other tribes when e happen for their place..?? Fight don come now na to come out come fight the fight remain. Now b4 you start finger itching to type insults, I am proudly Igbo
SportsRe: Chris Ogbonnaya Celebrates His 34th Birthday Today by cjeriia: 8:21am On May 20, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Nigerian men thinks dating white women is an accomplishment.......Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Why e dey pain you..?
EducationRe: Please Advise Me! by cjeriia: 12:42pm On May 08, 2020
Stick to Maths bro. You will thank me later.
FamilyRe: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by cjeriia: 5:32pm On Apr 17, 2020
Asquare84:
One mallam in bida I think he died few years ago, he had almost 96 wives, how did he sleep with all of them? Once he sleep only one person other will be in their rooms enjoying the sex
Taah..!!!! Na lie joor. I lived in Bida for a while ooo
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by cjeriia: 12:29pm On Mar 14, 2020
hakeemlyon:
Nice thread, please I need recommendations for a good logistic delivery company that can help deliver my car from lagos to port Harcourt. just got the car yesterday and I can't drive such long distance.
I live in Ph too. Send me a PM let's go get ur car down to Ph. 4 a fee tho if you've not done so yet
RomanceRe: I’m Fed Up Already Please Help! by cjeriia: 12:20pm On Mar 09, 2020
Just ready for beating once una take d relationship a step further
#wussy
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Ladies Wired To Act Hungrily? by cjeriia: 10:48pm On Feb 28, 2020
victorian:
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Pure trash.
You mask ur intellectual shortcomings with brusqeness. #SMH #pwettygalwithfishbrains
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Ladies Wired To Act Hungrily? by cjeriia: 9:00am On Feb 28, 2020
victorian:
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I'm the own buying the wines and chickens wit my fuckving money!!!!

AND IM NOT COMPLAINING!!!!

Who's talking about ATM?


Smhhhh! Go and play with your mates Biko. They are outside waiting for u.

Kids everywhere Smhhhh
The power of comprehension is actually not a gift you have. Re-read my comment and stop exposing ur inferiority complex here.
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Ladies Wired To Act Hungrily? by cjeriia: 1:22pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:
Guys of these days? Lemme not say what's in my mind.

Anyways on whatsapp, I was browsing my friends and family's status.

Then my eyes caught one of cousin's status, I was like lemme see what this babe is up to.

She's a top executive in one of these banks. I tapped her status, she displayed pics of herself shopping in a mall abroad, I could see the environment is not naija. I was like Ufuoma! Big babe! cheesy Babe is spending money. There was definitely someone at the background taking her video. After shopping and paying, she waved, smiled at the camera.

Then next video, She was in a robe, dancing to a song playing at the background, in a posh room. I guess it's the hotel where she's staying. She held a bottle of Baileys. Poured in a glass, was miming a song, seeping the baileys looking at the camera with a determined look and smile, winked and seeping her drink.
Then shaking her head again, pouring more drink into the glass, dancing slowly and smiling.

I was like wow! This is what I call freedom and enjoyment!
No stress,No Stingy guy breathing down ones neck, no hassles. She was just feeling herself.


In mind I was like this video is for guys.

For guys to know she enjoying her money without stress.


Ufuoma is really balling.


Guys successful women no send una o cheesy

That's the truth out there ! We no send una one bit!

What's rice and chicken wey Op no allow us hear word this night!

Have eaten chicken, turkey, cow leg, ogunfe! Almost every day, that I can't even eat anymore Orelse I just want my heart to shut down. That's the honest truth. Food doesn't freak people like us.

Just yesterday, i sent an invite to a longtime friend I saw online. I chat the guy up. Guy what will u be doingthis weekend? He said nothing really. I was like u are looking very handsome these days o. Come over Lets catch up.
He asked what will I offer him? I smiled, I said some bottles of nice chilled wine ,with enough fried chicken and sauce.

He screamed and was like wow! cheesy

I smiled and I said its Nothing jare. He asked whats the merriment for?

I said nothing.. I'm just bored and I want to drink and dine with someone I'm familiar with, that's all. Nothing spectacular. And moreover u look good! He was all smiles, he said its deal.

So what's there in chicken and rice wey we no go hear word for nairaland.

Smhhhh!
Whatever you offered the guy was on ur own terms. Nowadays babes make you feel as if it's their right to squeeze ur balls. Sometimes, it's courteous to ask if the guy can afford it not you ordering everything and expecting dude to pay as if na ur ATM card dey im hand abi as if na you d guy dey work for
AutosSold..! Sold..!! Sold..!!!Bus For Sale by cjeriia(op):
Foreign used Volkswagen bus for sale.
Asking price N1.5Million
Location: Oke Afa Isolo, Lagos

Ps: vehicle is no longer available. It has sold

RomanceRe: Need Ur Advice My Boyfriend Of 5yrs Is Planning His Wedding Behind Me by cjeriia: 7:51am On Feb 14, 2020
Look for anoda boyfriend sharp sharp. Ur current boyfi is taken
Car TalkRe: P1381 Honda Babyboy by cjeriia: 6:26pm On Feb 11, 2020
naphunlimited:
I just scanned my Honda baby boy 2002 and l got p1381 code. Please can someone with experience advice me on the specific trouble code.

Thanks.
https://www.autocodes.com/amp/codes/p1381_honda.html
CareerRe: Should I Resign My New Job For A Contract Job? by cjeriia: 10:08am On Feb 07, 2020
cjeriia:
Dear Poster
I clearly understand the dilemma you are faced with presently. My candid advice (I am a contract staff in an IOC too) is, stick with your current job as long as there is the opportunity for growth in terms of career path & finance. Trust me, you do not want to face the uncertainty associated with life as a contract staff in d IOC's whether shell, Mobil, Total et al.
Exactly
CareerRe: Should I Resign My New Job For A Contract Job? by cjeriia: 10:05am On Feb 07, 2020
yemibayo:
From my humble perspective, 4 years in Shell even with 100k not to even talk of 200+ is worth it. The brand SHELL will open a lot of doors for you after the 4 years.
hehehehheehehehehehhehe. Na so you think..??
RomanceRe: How Can I Possibly Eject Her by cjeriia: 8:25am On Feb 02, 2020
nnamdiokoro:
So I have been in relationship with this lady for over a year now and we've been living together as couple, though we only did Introduction but our parents both approved we can live together due to the proximity to her work place.

Now the issue am having is that she over reacts whenever she's angered or we have issues. She puts up different attitudes like not talking to me, keeping boundaries and some other ones. But the one that kept me doubting proceeding with the relationship is that she avoids me in all possible manner. This includes packing everything she buys into the house so I don't get to have access to it, things like toiletries,perfume, and some other other items she know I might have access to. I watched her do all those without any reaction while replacing all she kept away from me even though she now resorts to using them and keeping hers away. This has happened a couple of time but I tend to ignore it calling it the woman way and it's really a piss off

Now I intend to eject her from my house and I just want to be sure I am threading on the right path and what is the possible way to eject her?
Lol. Once you enter the marriage proper, make sure everything you buy bears ur name, even the one's you gift her. Problems will definitely arise in every marriage. Never resort to malice nor involving 3rd parties to settle issues in a marriage. It does more damage than good. Just be prepared for eventualities that may include her leaving with all your sweat while your union was contracted. My advice, look properly b4 you leap
RomanceRe: I Lied To Her That I Have Feelings For Her by cjeriia: 6:22pm On Jan 25, 2020
Etinosa1234:
Should I Use And Dump This Girl Or Not?

PLS I have an issue bothering me.
There is this girl in my class that likes me.. but I don't like her one bit. Yes she's fine and all that but the feeling is not jus there.

At first I jus wanted to bang her and break up with her but. I don't want to break her heart...I don't want to be seen as the devil in my class..

Due to pressure from her friends...I jus lied to her that I had feelings for her. Now the thing is paining me badly...

I know that this relationship won't last
Tahh..!!
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by cjeriia: 9:27am On Jan 20, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
not sure any more
Oh my
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by cjeriia: 9:08am On Jan 20, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
you have a leak or over filled transmission oil.
I checked the oil while the engine was running this morning and it was below the hot tag of the dipstick
Pls just tell me my transmission is not yet fried. I am so so scared of transmission issues
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by cjeriia: 8:18am On Jan 20, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
This thread is dedicated to solving car related problems, it will cover all issues feel free to post problems here, Car gurus your posts are welcome and highly appreciated.
Gazzuzz I need help. I drive a Honda Accord 2007. Recently removed the dextron IIID gear oil inside the car and replaced it with HONDA ATF DW-1. With the dextron, the car was running and selecting fine. Drove it for a lil more than a year. The day I changed to Honda ATF, car started groaning. Transmission after running for like 10mins starts to hesitate in movement. At a point in time, car will refuse to even shift. Initially I saw smoke emanate from the wheel side while perceiving a burning odor. Left the engine to cool and it ran normal. I went home with the car. This morning, it repeated the same thing. I opened the hood, checked the gear oil guage and saw it didn't reach d guage limit. Engine compartment was smelling slightly as if something for fried. I wanna know if my gear box is fried and what next to do. Abeg I need help urgently as I had to leave the car on d roadside
PoliticsRe: Commit Adultery, Go Mad, Women From Enugu Ezike Land Be Careful News For You by cjeriia: 9:06pm On Jan 06, 2020
doublekay:
so dis old beliefs are still effective
bloody well effective
CareerRe: I Direly Want To Become A Chemical Engineer-is It A Good Career Rout In Nigeria? by cjeriia: 8:06am On Dec 16, 2019
Ikjosh04:
Not true, I'm a Chemical engineer. Everything depends on your level of exposure and how sound you're. Chemical engineering is far ahead than Petroleum engineering and can rival but Mechanical and Electrical engineering as the best engineering.
@Op Chemical engineering is the hardest engineering behind only Civil engineering so if you are very sound in mathematics and not necessarily chemistry(though have little knowledge) you can go ahead and study the course. It's a profession with dignity. A Chemical (Process ) engineer is the prime mover of industrialization in a country and one of the issues we're having in Nigeria is due to the in effectiveness of Chemical engineers in piloting the affairs of the nation.
Lol. I am very sound & well exposed. I made my comment based on employment opportunities in d country. Being in d upstream sector of an IOC in d country, I come with 1st hand info.
For me it's either mechanical or electrical and then others. Wider applicability and reach. #myopinion entirely
CareerRe: I Direly Want To Become A Chemical Engineer-is It A Good Career Rout In Nigeria? by cjeriia: 2:58pm On Dec 13, 2019
SAYEDADAMADAMS:
Good day fellow nairalanderz, I am Adam Grek, am frm kogi state. I like being an engineer particularly chemical engineer. so am prepared to buy JAMB and apply for Nigerian varsity. so, my brosis in the building what do u think of chemical engineering and the ideal varsity to study it. Thanks as am appreciating in anticipation
Bad choice. Look towards electrical, mechanical or Petroleum. I am talking from experience. Even where you are supposed to be relevent, they make you irrelevant
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Disclose The Only Player He Once Begged For A Shirt Swap by cjeriia: 7:48pm On Nov 15, 2019
Dechymmytv:
Yeye blogger. who?
Nice arse
NYSCRe: Dilemma Of An NYSC Corp Member (a Must Read) Please advise by cjeriia: 3:09pm On Oct 13, 2019
It's a no brainer. Beta leave d NYSC thing. Worst thing na to give you extension. Afterall d job you get no need NYSC. Work and get to know the company, gain experience then, put small cash for pocket then find as you go take sort the NYSC out later
AutosRe: Corolla For Sale (bank Type) by cjeriia: 2:13pm On Oct 13, 2019
N50K

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