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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Share Your Experience Staying At Home by Clashy(m): 5:34pm On Mar 29, 2020
Nothing wey we no go see 4 CORO-ERA,na so i hear say one foreigner based in US run come home cum dey form londoner for the place wey hin dey, begin dey bance upandan!Who you Epp
the people wey dey the location quickly call police to come cash am make he no cum CORONISE THEM.
Romance / Re: How Do I Get A Man That Understand Me by Clashy(m): 1:44pm On Mar 18, 2020
Phadg:

Olorun ma gbela
Which format dem give u.well i dont really need to reply you sha
you have just replied,mind you Alasodun ni e a mo ru yin.Alagabagebe.
Romance / Re: How Do I Get A Man That Understand Me by Clashy(m): 1:31pm On Mar 18, 2020
Phadg:

Abi ooo they done see new mumu
who dey mumu nw,he don give you format nw you don dey fall again. Oloun a ko e yo
Romance / Re: How Do I Get A Man That Understand Me by Clashy(m): 1:27pm On Mar 18, 2020
Paxie55:

grin grin
who dey mumu nw,he don give you format nw you don dey fall again. Oloun a ko e yo
Romance / Re: How Do I Get A Man That Understand Me by Clashy(m): 1:00pm On Mar 18, 2020
Phadg:
Hi guys i just joined NL and from what have been reading on here bfor i sign up i feel i might get a response from nairalanders

Am a lady that believes in building with a man and not looking for an already made guys am also an independent lady so i dont really need your money,i work for what i spend, Atimes i end up giving out of the little i earn to my partner, now this is the sad part these guys take me for a fool some just start acting up like some1 with psychosis{apologies} but it the truth well i just broke up with my boyfriend cause i cant deal with his bullshit anymore. now my question is
1. IS IT BAD FOR ME TO SHOW YOU I LOVE YOU?
2. IS IT A SIN FOR ME TO WANT TO BE INVOLVE IN YOUR LIFE{I BELIEVE WE ARE SUPPOSE TO BE THERE FOR EACHOTHER}?
3.IS ASKING FOR A LITTLE TRANSPARENCY A SIN?
4.WHY DO GOOD GIRLS HAVE BADLUCK WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING A GUY?

APOLOGIES FOR THE LONG POST.
my mind is telling i am the rightful option for you and i cant resist my instinct.waiting to hear from you thanks.
Culture / Re: Animals Names In Yoruba And Their English Meaning by Clashy(m): 7:26pm On Feb 16, 2020
Pearlyakin:
Point of correction Leopard is Ekun, Cheetah is Amotekun. We don't have Tiger in Africa.
GBAYI

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Culture / Re: Animals Names In Yoruba And Their English Meaning by Clashy(m): 7:11pm On Feb 16, 2020
sammyfrosh:

I think what your referring to is a leopard which hoists it prey into trees as well as hunts animal preys on trees. Yoruba don’t know about Jaguar since it’s not that popular of an animal and also not native to any area in Africa wheareas the leopard is.
No,leopard is Amatekun because of tiger like look Ekun.so the jaguar is Ogidan find out.
Culture / Re: Animals Names In Yoruba And Their English Meaning by Clashy(m): 5:51pm On Feb 16, 2020
sammyfrosh:

Jaguars are native to South America so your wrong. Ogidan means leopard or tiger.
let me add this,jaguar is a rugged cat family that can climb a tree to get it prey unlike the tiger that can not,mind you sometimes native of yoruba uses the name for terrible humans like thieves,buglars because of the ruggedity.
Culture / Re: Animals Names In Yoruba And Their English Meaning by Clashy(m): 4:39pm On Feb 16, 2020
sammyfrosh:
Aaka = Hedgehog Àgbọnrín = Deer Agemon, ògà = Chameleon Agodongbo = Colt Àgùnfọn = Giraffe Àkeke = Scorpion Àkókó = Wood pecker Akò = Grey Heron Aparo = Bushfowl Àwòdì, Àṣá = Kite Ẹfọn = Buffalo Ẹ̀ga = Weaver Erè, Òjòlá = Python Erin = Elephant Erinmi = Hippopotamus Ẹtà = civet cat Ẹtù, Awó = Guinea fowl Etu, Èsúró = Duiker
Ewúrẹ = Goat Rakunmi = camel Ìbákà = Canary bird Ìgalà = Bushbuck Ìjàpá, Ahun, Alábahun = Tortoise Ìnọkí = Baboon or Mandrill Ìràwò = Beetle Kọlọkọlọ = Fox Kìnìún = Lion lámilámi = Dragonfly Ofàfà = Tree hyrax Ọ̀bọ = Monkey Ológbò = Cat Omo-nlé = Gecko Lizard Òtòlò = Waterbuck Òwìwí = Owl Oyà = cane Rat/Grasscutter Pẹpẹyẹ = Duck Yànmùyánmú, ẹfọn = Mosquito Eranko bi imado/Àgbánréré = Rhinoceros Ẹkùn/Ògìdán = Tiger Àmọ̀tẹ́kùn = Leopard Erinmi/Erinmilokun = Hippopotamus Ìmàdò = Wild boar Ikõkò = Hyena/Hyaena Kẹ́tẹ́kẹ́tẹ́ = Donkey Kẹ́tẹ́kẹ́tẹ́ abilà = Zebra Ìjímèrè = Brown Monkey Egbin/Ẹtu/Olube/Esuró = Antelope Ọ̀wàwà = Cheetah Ọṣà = Chimpanzee Ọka = Gabon viper Sebe = Cobra Ahọnrihọn = Alligator Antaa/Aleegba = Monitor Lizard Igun, Gunnugun, Gurugu, Akala = Vulture Ologiri = Palm bird Arigiṣẹgi = Wood- Carrier Ọkin = Peacock Ọkẹrẹ = Squirrel Okinrin = Okinrin Okete = Pouch Rat Edu = Wild Goat Akurakuda = Shark Ekolo = Earthworm Ẹyẹ-Orin = Songbird Aparo = Partridge Ibakasiẹ = Ass Ẹyẹ-Ofu = Pelican Osin = Water Bird Yanja-yanja = Sea Bird Adaba = Dove Paramọlẹ = Viper Pẹju-pẹju = Seagulls Sọmidọlọti/Oloyo = Yellow-haired Monkey Ẹyẹ-Iwo = Raven Iṣawuru = Fresh-water Snail Igbin/Aginniṣọ = Snail Ẹdun = Ape Alangba = Lizard Alakasa = Lobster Ere = African rock python Ẹlẹdẹ-Igbo = Boar Elegbede = Chimpanzee Ojola = African rock Python Kọnkọ = frog Ọpọlọ = Toad Eegbọn = Tick/flee Akan = Crab Oriri = Wild pigeon Oorẹ, Eerẹ, Ojigbọn = Porcupine Tanpẹpẹ = Blank-ants Ọkunrun = Millipede Aja-Ọdẹ = Hound Lekeleke = Cattle-egret Ogongo = Ostrich Ikan, Ikamudu = White ant/Termite Idi = Eagle Oyin = Bee Eṣinṣin/Eṣin = Housefly Kokoro-Ojuọti = Gnats Eliri = Mouse Abonilejọpọn = Red-ants Ina-Ori = Lice Idun = Bedbugs Alapandẹdẹ = Swallow Iru, Eṣinṣin- Nla = Gadfly Akata/Ajako = Jackal Eja-odo = Jelly fish Aferegbojo/ Afe-imojo = A species of bird Elulu = A brown feathered bird Labalaba = Butterfly

























































































































OGIDAN IS JAGUAR,TIGER=EKUN,AWODI=EAGLE,ASA=HAWK
Culture / Re: Animals Names In Yoruba And Their English Meaning by Clashy(m): 4:26pm On Feb 16, 2020
shellsea:
What is Eagle in Yoruba ?
the fact is we have several species of this bird. The one that best describe the eagle is AWODI not commonly seen and very terible.

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Culture / Re: Animals Names In Yoruba And Their English Meaning by Clashy(m): 4:09pm On Feb 16, 2020
FutureIG:
Agbonrin is antelope
no Antelope is Etu

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Romance / Re: Lady From UK Is Looking For A Husband On Twitter by Clashy(m): 3:47pm On Feb 09, 2020
StarBukola:
Maybe she is too bossy
BUKOLA oju e niyi o to ojo meta.
Romance / Re: My Two Neighbors: Your Opinion On This Matter by Clashy(m): 9:16pm On Feb 05, 2020
lalanice:
if it bothers you then some time just say something like; "me wey get am you no ask me o, atleast na all of us dey watch am " if they get angry they will stop coming if they don't they'll start asking you too, since that the only problem, either way you feel better.

Or you overlook if you can, I personally don't see anything to it though, I think she feels since you're on your laptop (not really watching) no need to bother you

sense no go kill you. If i say WO you say MAN.

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Romance / Re: About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help! by Clashy(m): 10:39pm On Jan 28, 2020
Tell your fiance because if you no tell am na belle wey go dey worry u for years wey no fit turn pikin you go dey carry upandan and las las you go get broken marriage.SO TELL AM NW MAKE YOU KNOW WETIN GO SIZE YOU.
Family / Re: My 14-Year-Old Daughter Was Caught In Hotel With Boys, Smoking, Drinking by Clashy(m): 8:33am On Jan 26, 2020
Queenellahrose:
I’m writing with so much pain in my heart because my only child is giving me lots of trouble. She is 14. Ever since I had her, I cannot conceive again. My husband and I went trough lots of tests we are all okay and perfect so we had to accept that God wanted us to have one daughter for now and we are still believing God for more children. Where do I start we are Nigerian leaving outside of Nigeria (African country) for the past 8 years we also took along my husband niece who is now 17.

My daughter was a very nice and obedient child working hard at school and has always been making us proud but everything changed when she turned 11 years. She started getting in trouble at school, my husband and I are always called for meeting about her not working well and fighting with her classmates and she gets punished almost everyday. We as parents had heart to heart talk. She had made clear that she doesn’t like school and want us to enrolled her at music and dance school. She was only 12. Me and her dad were against it. we had convinced how important education and all we want is the best for her to finish school to have a better job and she can do her music and dance too later.

She was okay and we kept encouraging her and praying for her, things started to get a little bit better even school complained become less. Three week ago I usually leave the house at 6am for work, hubby leaves before me and the kids were still at home getting ready for school and around 11am I received a called from the police asking if I’m mrs o and chi mum I said yes I started panicking because I thought maybe she had an accident or something, the police officer asked me to come at the station.

I rushed there and what I heard broke my heart in pieces. He explained to me that my daughter and niece and other girls were caught at a hotel with boys smoking, drinking and having sex. Actually somebody called the police because they had noticed that under age children entered the hotel which is an offence so when the police came, they had arrested all of them and took them to the station requesting them to give parents details and that’s how they contacted me .

I was ashamed and couldn’t controlled my tears. I wept bitterly because when I thought my two girls are angel in fact they were doing the unthinkable. I bailed both of them and I just hated them I didn’t even talked to them to avoid beating them badly, but later when hubby came I didn’t hide anything from him. He was so angry that he flogged them mercilessly, I felt bad for them but they both deserved it. We took their phones away, tablets and TV in their room and they are banned from going outside apart from school and when they both get back from school they will eat and go and spend the rest of their day in their bedroom until nighttime.

My husband blamed me for everything saying it’s all my fault those girls are becoming bad. The truth is he is the one that has been spoiling them with expensive phones , tablets and designer clothings and pocket money. I was against him pampering them so much because I knew it will come to this but he has always told me he works hard for his children to have better things and now they had become bad, he has put all the blames on me forgetting that it’s all his faults.

We are not in talking terms for three weeks and he is not eating my foods anymore. The whole things just gives me headaches and sleepless night, it’s almost 3am I can’t sleep my head wants to explode with too much thinking.
Madam,to get things in place,you have to understand that all lapses are from you because looking through the whole expression you mis- interpreted the place of DISCIPLINE in your home for CARE.Anyway it is not too late so go to your husband and beg him by assuring your support for the correctional control.Moreever in the book of proverb 13:24 "He who spares his rod hates his son,he who loves him disciplines him promply" so go by this you will sing for joy in the future days.
Education / Re: 5 Books You Must Read In 2020 If You Hate Reading by Clashy(m): 4:01pm On Jan 25, 2020
chetchat:
Find the 5 books to read if you hate reading, find the best books to read and a review of amazing books to read and ideas of how to read books if you hate reading, also a list of books you must read before you die and books you should read if you hate reading. A list of the top 20 books to read and some books you must read with life changing books for students.

Recommended list of 20 books
Name of Book Name of Author

1. Shoe Dog: A Memoir by the Creator of NIKE - Phil Knight
2. Range -David Epstein
3. Insight - Tasha Eurich
4. The Rudest Book ever Shwetabh Gangwar
5. The Winner's Brain - 8 Strategies Great Minds use to Achieve success - Jeff Brown, Mark Fenske
6. 12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos Jordan B. Peterson
7. Dream with your eyes open Ronnie Screwvala
8. Enchanted Wood Enid Blyton
9. English in situations - Listen and Learn Business English Dorota Guzik, Joanna Bruska
10. Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup John Carreyrou
11. Good habits, bad habits Wendy Wood
12. 21 Lessons for the 21st Century Yuval Noah Harari
13. When - The Scientific Study of Perfect Timing Daniel Pink
14. The Travels of a T-Shirt in the Global Economy: An Economist Examines the Markets, Power and Politics of the World Trade, Pietra Rivoli
15. Girl, Stop Apologizing : A Shame-Free Plan for Embracing and Achieving Your Goals Rachel Hollis
16. Untethered Soul Michael A Singer
17. Good to Go: How to Eat, Sleep and Rest Like a Champion Christie Aschwanden
18. Chanakya in the Classroom Dr Radhakrishnan Pillai
19. The Magic of Thinking Big David Schwartz
20. Room on the Broom Julia Donaldson

Watch Full VIDEO Here -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5oyGK7YCBk
where can I easily get some of these?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Teachers Needed For International Job by Clashy(m): 3:55pm On Jan 25, 2020
Y not both gender
Romance / Re: Did I Push Him Away With My Attitude? by Clashy(m): 10:28pm On Jan 09, 2020
geraldinai:
Nairalanders, this is a long post but please read till the end.

My bf just broke up with me over what he termed incompatibility. This guy and I have been together for two years and we both loved each other. It was a long-distance relationship, he stays in Lagos while I schooled in another town in the west. I had no problem with the distance because I'm not the attention-craving type and I like my space.

He's a complete extrovert, while I'm an introvert(not to the extreme though) and this has been an issue most of the time. He complains that I'm too quiet and not on the same social level as him. I don't do social media like that while he's uploading new pictures every minute. I also didn't like the fact that he relates too well with girls; he had a lot of female friends and easily socializes with new ones. Well, I blended with that so well as I didn't see any trace of unfaithfulness in him.

Fast forward to late last year, there was a breakdown in our communication, he stopped calling and chatting as he used to, I asked him what the matter was but he said there's nothing. I was a bit scared if something went wrong with him and I asked again after some days, that was when he said he would tell me when the time comes, so I stopped asking. With all the signs he showed me, my mind was telling me he wanted a breakup but I didn't ask him further as I was preparing for my final exam and him breaking up with me that period would leave me devastated so I focused on my exam with the hope that after then, we would talk about it.

After my exam, I sent him a text apologizing and asked us to continue as we were but he didn't reply. He invited me over to his place and that was when he told me he's no longer interested in the relationship, that he has no feelings for me again. He gave one thousand and one reasons for us not to be together anymore. He said I'm less expressive, I agree with anything he says and does and that during the break in our communication, I didn't make efforts to find out why he did so and challenge him. Funnily enough, I didn't react when he told me, I just said it's all right as I envisaged it earlier. With the reasons he gave me, my heart was broken and felt there was no need to push further. He was surprised with how calm I was when he told me, personally, I don't believe in forcing someone to love me.

I moved on well but after a week when I was alone and reflecting, the feeling of guilt overwhelmed me that I probably pushed him away with my seemingly “not too caring” attitude. I see myself with him and I never thought we could separate. I showed love and care in my how way and in the best way, I know-how. I did love him wholeheartedly and he knew it but he seemed unable to cope with my private/ less emotional lifestyle.
Nairalanders, did I actually push him away?

From this your write up.I deduced that you are responsible lady with qualities needed in a woman.probably he doesnt want lose you these while before now and he has been trying to get along with this your introversion but he could no longer continue.
Summarily you are not COMPATIBLE.

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Romance / Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by Clashy(m): 7:40pm On Jan 09, 2020
Well,my observation is that you are currently confused about his status in the place of love for you.Try to visit him and spend days with him,so you can get solution to your doubts
Romance / Re: She Agreed To Date Me 3 Years After I Asked Her Out by Clashy(m): 10:00am On Jan 04, 2020
Na haven she dey fine,dont dull youself.wiseup give am low priority.
NOTE: If you refuse this advice dont cum back and lament this is new year. Cheers to the real men!

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: A True Reflection Of Large Chunk Of Nigeria Youths - Peter Omoniyi by Clashy(m): 7:43pm On Dec 23, 2019
darfay:
His type don't last..... Just give it time
words of wisdom

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Was Your "Coming-of-age" List Of Qualities In A Man? What Changed? by Clashy(m): 9:57pm On Dec 21, 2019
Creativebae:
After reading lots of romantic novels and watching American best seller movies...
I just told myself he must be very handsome, must be light skinned, must know how to sing, must have gap teeth, broad chest, small sexy eyes and pink lips....
But now.. Lol
The reverse is the case oooo.
Just have sense and be creative. ..
That's my spec. ..
I dey crush oh
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Extremely Stingy. Should I Be Worried? by Clashy(m): 1:46pm On Nov 25, 2019
SillyeRabbit:
You are dating yourself.
you said it all.
Health / Re: Blood Comes Out Of My Private Part At Night, Please Help!! by Clashy(m): 5:30am On Nov 11, 2019
Dee7874:
Please doctors in the house I need help.....!!

I have noticed this unusually stain of blood in my boxers every time I come back home from work but I thought it was nothing until I went to use the restroom one day when i observed this redness in my urine. After the urine, comes a think long red worm-like thing coming out followed by blood. Jeez!

Next day, I rushed to General hospital to see a doctor, he suspect schistosomes/fluke worm. He recommended some tests 1) M/S/U or M/C/S,( 2) FCBY (3) E/U/C . All came out negative.

Wrote some drugs which I have taken for almost a week now. The blood stopped 4 days and came back again on the 5th day that I am supposed to take the last dosage.

When I sleep at night now, my boxers gets wet again with the lond red worm....

NB: Doctor keep asking if I come from Ondo state, and when last I visited village, I work closely around water.
I am married with kids......
Doctors in the house I need help....
Anyone with similar issue in the past please help with how you went about it....
I have visited herbal woman... she called it atosi eleje.... meaning Blood or dry gonohea which I doubt...

If you must insult me, also proffer solution. Thank you....
the fact is you got this as result of urinating while you have your manhood lying below the surface water.if so pm me ASAP.
Health / Re: Could This Be STD Or Bad Immune System? by Clashy(m): 8:24am On Oct 29, 2019
Pearl1996:
Nairaland famiy I need help.

Somethings been eating me up. I had sex with my boyfriend some weeks later i started falling so sick I will try to point out all I can remember
*Came down with what I felt was fever was burning hot so hot you just need to come close to feel the heat

*at night I sweat. Not just the usual sweat but one I have to change my clothes two times a nigbt(this happened for like a week)

* I started feeling so cold especially in the morning. Doctor said it was pneumonia + a cough that lasted for three weeks plus.

*and the rashes I ve never have in my whole life spreaded all over my arms and back as well as my breast region.

* I also had serious muscle ache. Serious that my mom had to help me massage it. My neck did hurt too it felt like someone hit me with a blank on my neck

* nodes on my neck, groin, as well as ear.
* I started having blurred vision and sores on my lips like fever blisters

* and then injuries in my mouth, weird ones
* I have oral trush at least thats what I thought them to be. White tongue I have had this before but this onr is different. With slimy white things in my mouth every time

*I also experienced dehydration and dry mouth.
* also had a delayed flow

The symptoms are so much I can't even mention it all. Most of these lasted for about a month +. I still have cold till this day. I shiver most times and its my major fear. And the rashes are still there.

This Is the major problem. The nurse who was handling me said it might be an STD maybe HIV I took plethora of test including HIV after 3 months all came back negative, I was told to wait 6montgs to check for HIv again it was still negativr. During this month I have seen so many doctors, private and government all they do is givr me drugs but I still experience the pneumonia cold( no cough) and occasional mouth sores as well as the rash. My boyfriend now my ex took HIV too it was negative.
Please doctors in the house what can this be. I have read so many threads here on naira land of people who had same experience but some later turned + they might be lying though.

I heard after 6 months and test is still negative then its not it. My question now is. What is wrong with me. I have spent so much on drugs and test. And no doctor is able to say what my problem is. Its making me crazy as I am even scared to shower because of the cold and I can't let people see my body due to rash.

I need help.
if I may ask,how often do you cough and release phlegm now.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye In ABU Zaria, 22 Years Ago (Throwback Photo) by Clashy(m): 10:00pm On Oct 06, 2019
Tolexander:
If I start with you, that street roaming man will look back and curse the day he went on intromission exercise with that lady beside the gutter which you are the product.
haa!
Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: Qualifiers Group Stage Draw, Nigeria In Group L by Clashy(m): 10:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
Onlinealaba:
Lol no time to waste.. very hopeful for 2021 I hope by then we would av gotten a good coach to take us to the final to achieve gold..oh we need a goalkeeper too embarassed

Check my signature cool
Our coach is okay, the fear is the Goalkeeper**
Romance / Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Clashy(m): 3:54pm On Jul 18, 2019
Imagine this,Her caring Uncle in Lagos later became the father of her humble kids
Sports / Re: Pictures Of Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar And Others In 40 Years Time by Clashy(m): 7:14pm On Jul 17, 2019
EVILFOREST:
In as much as I rate MESSI above CR7, PLS..!! WHO did this to RONALDO...?? cry cry
meanwhile, waiting for that of Taiwo, Bance and that Senegalese player
haa
Sports / Re: Riyad Mahrez: "Super Eagles Were Very Good, This Match Was The Hardest" by Clashy(m): 5:17pm On Jul 15, 2019
Kenturkey048:
sharrappp Dia...keyboard warrior...like you are outstanding in your own field ....you don quit because of that ??...u even wrote jamb 3times u didn't quit....waec 2times u didnt quit...Na to talk for people matter be una own....
Baaaadth guy!

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Phones / Re: Is The TECNO Pouvoir 3 Air (LC6) A Good Phone? by Clashy(m): 11:18pm On Jul 14, 2019
happybee:
I got it at the rate of 40k...
thanks
Phones / Re: Is The TECNO Pouvoir 3 Air (LC6) A Good Phone? by Clashy(m): 3:20pm On Jul 14, 2019
happybee:
I use a techno pouvior 2 la7 and its been awesome since i've been using it.
But i dont know bout the lc6, maybe you should post the spec here.
pls @ what rate can i get pouvoir LA7 PRO 3gig ram.

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