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Romance / Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is In Love With Someone Else.. by Clashy(m): 8:16am On Mar 31, 2017
Passing by,who you EEP?
Family / Re: My Fiancée Had An Incest Relationship With Her Cousin Years Back, I'm Devastated by Clashy(m): 11:46pm On Mar 28, 2017
My brother,i must tell that you are very lucky.learn to be free,let assume the past were not told and since shes remorseful for it and even to have open up to you, nothing is new on planet E just let things be and do not let her feel bad anytime any day for this reason and your marital status willl grow stronger and stronger and be stronger than iron.once again nothing is new under the heaven .be wise.

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Career / Re: 10 Reasons Why Some People Will Never Succeed by Clashy(m): 8:12am On Jan 15, 2017
[quote author=AfonjasMustDie post=52817428]This is the dumbest shiit I've ever heard in my life

Your writeup describes me, i do everything on that list and i tell you what, i can feed you and your family for 300 years without going to the bank
Hard work doesn't determine success

Tell me what millionaire who works harder than bricklayers and bus drivers and construction workers

I can tell you how to procrastinate, stay in your house 365 days of the year without going outside of your house and still make 30 million naira every year

Your ignorance is naturally amazing[/quote ]here you are ,I've been looking for you so long.
Literature / Re: Throwback: Nigerian Literature Books We Used In Secondary School!!! by Clashy(m): 9:07am On Jul 05, 2016
Where is "THE RETURN JOURNEY"by Maeve Binchy.

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Food / Re: The Antelope We Killed Yesterday In Ijebu-itele, Ogun State by Clashy(m): 10:47am On Jul 03, 2016
jstrollet:
My colleagues chased & killed this bush meat yesterday when coming back from a site after it was knocked by an okada man who fell on the ground & got injured.

It was really my first time not only seeing this animal live but also the 2nd bush meat I have ever eating after "Bush Rat". Come see our compound like say nah party we dey celebrate & nah yesterday I knwo say Yoruba ppl no dey use meat play @all to the extent that almost the entire families of the okada man came down to Ijebu-ode all the way from Itele to have their own share of the meat, I was almost angry coz they short ma own share lol....

Please NL's help me to identify the name of this animal cos I said it was an Antelope but most of the men here said it's not an Antelope but " Igala" I don't know what is Igala in English & they also don't know the English name, they said Antelope use to have horns.

Below are pics of the bush meat
This is an Antelop while Igala is a deer with terrible horns.

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Business / Re: Ten (10) Ways One Can Remain Poor In Life by Clashy(m): 10:53pm On Jun 30, 2016
niggi4life:
I am 100% Guilty of it oo... Infact when i made that comment on NL yesterday, i was playing a tennis bet of odds of 1.68 and placed 20k on it... I won 13,600 though, but seriouly my heart was in my mouth all through grin
I have no doubt about it,even ur name shows u are on street level.Formost of all try to reduce ur spending on it.
Business / Re: Ten (10) Ways One Can Remain Poor In Life by Clashy(m): 7:29pm On Jun 29, 2016
niggi4life:
naijabet, nairabet, betja,






AJA 1.... Aja sa n re owo jo na (Dog Race Bet.. As d dog dey run slowly money dey burn grin)
bro am sure u are guilty of this.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Clashy(m): 8:33pm On Apr 27, 2016
I cant keep let go with liars because can eat up like a lion.
Education / Re: How To Spot An "Olodo" In The Exam Hall by Clashy(m): 9:44pm On Apr 21, 2016
He be lyke say u be ACE ondo student
Fynestboi:






Fallacy.... Hasty generalization.



In my own school, they call you inside base on matric numbers, now tell me is it the case that all those sitting at the back are olodo?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sample Of Letter Of Application by Clashy(m): 4:34pm On Apr 19, 2016
Wonderful,I love this family of mine"NAIRALAND"home of sages.
TV/Movies / Re: That Movie You Can't Get Tired Of Watching by Clashy(m): 11:12pm On Jan 13, 2016
horpeepor:
Home alone
Blended
Baby's day out
Spy kids.. Tz been long oo buh when i started watchin it.. It no dey tire person
you are a learner.

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Celebrities / Re: Top 5 One Hit Nigerian Musicians by Clashy(m): 9:45pm On Jan 09, 2016
Haaa! Una do forget STYLE PLUS. There is God ooo....ye who slap me?
Career / Niraland "Gives It All" by Clashy(m): 10:26pm On Dec 31, 2015
Big thanks to all matured minds here .i love u all.As we would be entering into 2016...lot more inspiration and write-ups Team #nairaland.i guess u are 1 of us.
Jokes Etc / Re: Father Christmas Drinking Small Stout ( See Photo) by Clashy(m): 9:10pm On Dec 30, 2015
waterhouse071:
END TIME FATHER CHRISTMAS
END TYM COMMENT
Career / Re: I Want To Sack My Employee I Was Crushing On. by Clashy(m): 10:22pm On Dec 18, 2015
Thank God,you acted that way.she only wanted to know how carried away you are so as to device a mechannism for exploit and play prank on you.only to that she would keep to her normal self,moreover dont do dat u intended it is unwise of u.

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Celebrities / Re: Agbani Darego Still Showing Bikini Body In China (Photos) by Clashy(m): 10:01pm On Dec 18, 2015
MissSlimbody:
I no know who slim pass between me and this babe sef undecided
ok le me check.
Family / Re: My Brother's Fiancee Is An Ex-prostitute Have Slept With. Should I Tell by Clashy(m): 10:19pm On Sep 25, 2015
Well let me say this "old things might av passed away, all old has become new"and mind u i think u have also stop the game as well.
Education / Re: GUYS! Who Still Remembers The Title Of This Book? - SEE PHOTO! by Clashy(m): 9:55pm On Aug 25, 2015
Hmmm,gone are the days the story is...
MR Nwosu has two daughters,Nkechi and mary.Nkechi is sweeping the floor and Mary is cutting the pineaple.
Celebrities / Re: D'banj And Kenya Moore Pictured Together by Clashy(m): 10:59pm On Apr 18, 2015
All of una just dey create awareness.well just passing by .............
Education / Re: I Must Get First Class [pix] by Clashy(m): 3:21pm On Mar 10, 2015
No single lady.hmm,reserve 'my about to say'
Celebrities / Re: Padge-victoria Winslowe In Court Over Death Of Nigerian Client by Clashy(m): 8:22am On Mar 02, 2015
Slimzjoe:
Make I dey Chill wid Ma Laptop Jor
abeg I go need of this kind lappy wey dey grow apple
Health / Re: 10 Health Benefits Of Ginger! by Clashy(m): 9:22am On Jun 14, 2013
Good observation.I take as well and it really helps.
Romance / Re: Describe The Person You Would Never Date by Clashy(m): 8:10pm On May 07, 2013
A person who persuade 4 money,flashy,never discover errorz in me.and alwayz i go luv
Jokes Etc / , by Clashy(m): 11:48am On Jan 25, 2013
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Business / Re: The Most Valuable Thing That Five Naira Can Buy?. by Clashy(m): 11:29pm On Jan 24, 2013
The most valuable thing it can buy is water, because it can serve 4 different use while in term of edible finz i guess" kuli kuli" 4 gari mayana
Education / Re: Your Best And Worst Secondary School Subjects? by Clashy(m): 11:05pm On Jan 24, 2013
mine were commerce, economics, english , agric and geography while d worst is government .this due to substance of politics it contain's because i really hated it while other were dued to lack and non-commitment of teachers.but after my secondary,i so much focused on mathematics.And now i am studing mathematic with full desire.
Education / Re: Nicknames Your Teachers Were Given In School And How They Earned It. by Clashy(m): 4:20pm On Jan 22, 2013
funny ! I could remember some yrs backs while in a new school planning to write waec.i sat in d school hall among other students,all of a sundden every one started runing around shouting Akuko(cock) but in to my confussion the fowls and turkeys were numberless,so i cant 2 see people of my age runing around 2 insisting on the name Akuko.later on i call a guy among us and ask why we were all runing about.c to my suprise he said a teacher when i look @ him he has a very long neck and side looking eyes. men o mad gan.

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Romance / Re: At What Age Did You Start Dating? by Clashy(m): 6:35pm On Sep 23, 2012
hmm! Maybe some1 should blend me b4 ì can get my answer cos am 24 now but i no sabi the thing.(girls idea best prefer) hmm! Maybe some1 should blend me b4 ì can get my answer cos am 24 now but i no sabi the thing.(girls idea best prefer) hmm! Maybe some1 should blend me b4 ì can get my answer cos am 24 now but i no sabi the thing.(girls idea best prefer)
Education / HND In Insurance/bsc Economics.edu by Clashy(m): 2:53pm On Jun 08, 2012
Pls i need contribution and instances on these courses because i am confused on which to study.
Literature / Re: 'my Names Are', Or 'my Name Is' by Clashy(m): 5:29pm On May 24, 2012
Good! These two illustration are correct. Let look @ these examples(1)my name is john(2)my names are john ayodele.but due to level of advancement in english "my names are" is the best,brief and concise because every individual own at least two names and for any one seeking for anothers name will require the person's and his/her surname, so to take a look @ this you are requesting for the names of two persons which should be in plural form "what are your names" notesadofficial request)instead of saying your name and surname.good day.

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