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Politics / Aig Mbu. Verse Gov. Amaechi (a Must-read) by classicEntity(m): 11:25pm On Sep 17, 2014
RECENT CONVERSATION BETWEEN AIG MBU AND
GOVERNOR AMAECHI
AMAECHI: Joseph Mbu, you almost ruined
the economy of Rivers State during your
tenure as police commissioner. You
abandoned your professional role of
protecting lives and property to serve the
members of the PDP.
MBU: Amaechi, your problem was that
you failed to know that I am a lion and
you are the Port Harcourt leopard. I
tamed you. It’s only lions that can tame
leopards. Each time you remember my
face, you would remember how I tamed
you. Anyone who stops me from doing
my job, I will crush him.
AMAECHI: No, Mbu, you are a puppet, who
completely lacks the steel and strength of
character of a lion. You are rather a
shameless, corrupt puppet and toothless
attack dog of a one woman (who??).
MBU: (Smiling derisively).

Who is winning?? (Lol Naija nd politics)
Politics / Re: See The Ranking Of Tribes And Ethnic Groups In Nigeria by classicEntity(m): 1:11pm On Sep 17, 2014
The coming '2016 national population census' will tell better, thank God it will be under the watchful golden eagle eyes of GEJ and someone (name with held). This time no cows or rams will be counted or figures allocated to sm ppl, till then sha. God bless Nigeria.

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Politics / Opinion: The Best Way To Create State For Nigerians. by classicEntity(m): 11:25pm On Jul 27, 2014
The national confab recommended 18 new states in the country to bring the zones at par for d sake justice and equity. (As in 9 states in each zone). In my Opinion if at all there will be state creation, this is how I think the proposed state creation exercise should look like.

South-East 9 States: (all Igboid groups in one zone)
Abia.
Anambra.
Anioma; (Delta north: Ika south and Ika north-east, Igbanke, Aniocha north and south, Oshimili north and south)
Enugu.
Ebonyi.
Equity. (Etiti from the current 5 states)
Imo.
Orimili: (ndokwa east and west, ukwani, ogbaru, oguta, ndoni and ogba)
Rivers North: (Oyigbo state: ahoada east and west, emuoha, ikwerre, etche, omumma, obigbo and theirs brothers from Abia; ukwa east and west).

South-west 9 states: (all Yoruboid groups in one zone)
Oyo.
Ogun.
Osun.
Ondo: (including akoko edo)
Ekiti.
Lagos.
New Oyo.
Okun: (yorubas of kwara and kogi)
itshekiri: (including southern parts of Ondo)

Southern Geo-Pol. Zone 9 states: (d conocation 'south-south' is kinda incorrect

Ogoja: (Northern C.river)
Cross River.
Akwa-ibom.
Bori: (gonis, opobo, nkoro, andoni and Ibeno from Ak.Ibom).
Rivers; (all Ijaws; kalabaris and okirikas, Abuas and Engennis plus parts of Bayelsa), Bayelsa; (plus burutu, patani, bomadi frm Delta and all the Ijaw areas in warri lgas).
Edo.
Delta (Uhrobos and Isokos)
Eshan; (Afemais).

Middle belt:
Gurara; (Southern Kaduna)
Nasarawa.
Plateau.
Kogi; (Ebiras and Igalas)
Benue.
Niger; (mainly 'Nupes' including ones from kogi and kwara)
Apa; (Idomas from Benue)
Kwara; (parts of western Niger state)
Taraba; (south taraba)

North East:
Borno.
Amana; (northern adamawa and parts of south of Borno)
Savannah; (southern parts of Borno)
Yobe.
Bauchi.
Adamawa.
Katagum (parts of Bauchi)
Gombe.
Taraba.

North-west:
Sokoto.
Kano.
Katsina.
Jigawa.
Kaduna.
Kebbi.
Zamfara.
Kanji; (southern Kebbi and part Niger state)
Ghari; (from Kano)

F.C.T; Abuja.

Meanwhile, most proposed states here are already approved in on-going National conference..
Politics / Re: people and policy by classicEntity(m): 9:44pm On Jan 07, 2014
the downfall of the Igbos is the joy of every Nigerian bt we will never backdown cos we are strong nd born to win. Nairaland is totally different from the real world of SS and SE and thats my happiness. #Peace out#
Politics / What We Should Know.. by classicEntity(m): 10:57pm On Jan 05, 2014
The future of Nigeria can only be determined immediately after the National conference. Wether Jonathan is to contest or not will be from the outcome of the proposed dialogue. I say this because; there might not even be any election in 2015 as am seeing it due to the proposed 6 year single term (to be also discussed at the round table) this might pospone the election to 2017 or perhaps retire GEJ who will mark his 6th year in office by 2015, or perhaps retain the re-newable 4 year terms and decides to contest (will also be determined from the confab). All this noise about 2015 elections and fights between APC and PDP will take a new shape/dimension immediately after the Conference. APC which will definately field in a notherner as their presidential flag bearer, what if GEJ decides not to contest and be a national hero because of the outcome of the national conference. Will PDP field a nothern candidate as the flag bear for equity sake, and of cause APC is going no where with that development. Maybe those clamouring for the presidency as their birth right and those benefitting form the present political dispensation might even forget about it when they see a new Nigeria, so after the conference as I see it, their must be a new Nigeria. For now let's reserve our political comments till after the National Conference..
One Nigeria..
God bless Nigeria..
Politics / Re: Let Those Who Have An Open Heart Judge This Man. by classicEntity(m): 9:57pm On Jan 05, 2014
The best President so far
Politics / Re: AS NIGERIA EXPIRES... What Is Next by classicEntity(m): 8:18am On Dec 28, 2013
Next is to produce another one but this time in better form.
Politics / Re: PDP Will Become Stronger, Says Orji Uzor Kalu by classicEntity(m): 5:16am On Dec 24, 2013
He left PDP once to form his own political platform (PPA) due to his presidential ambition then but he's now on track with the PDP.
Politics / Re: National Conference The Hidden Truth by classicEntity(m): 6:08pm On Dec 18, 2013
The fact remains that GEJ will re-construct Nigeria from the 2014 national conference, nd another fact is that he's not gona win a 2nd term bt he wil stay till 2017 through his one term agenda, of which he's gona persuade the southern representatives to discuss about it at the table, nd of course there will b more state creation nd state police, increment in derivation formular nd other abnormal tins done by the military, I think he will leave a legacy when he leaves office in 2017.
Politics / Re: Kano To Construct Largest Flyover In West Africa by classicEntity(m): 6:02pm On Dec 14, 2013
I don't know what's with the Nigerian government and the word 'To' smh sha
Politics / Re: EDUCATION MINISTERS 2015 CAMPAIGN POSTER by classicEntity(m): 11:54pm On Dec 02, 2013
na so, from Peter Otunanya Odili to celestine Omehia and to Chibuike Amaechi and now some ppl are talking about Nyesom Wike. Is it only d upland ppl that owns Rivers state, what about d Ijaws (kalabari, Okirika) and the Ogoni, Andoni etc. I think the governor believes in fair play, he's not gonna let that happen in 2015.

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Romance / Re: Am Too Shy Too Ask A Girl Out. What Do I Do? by classicEntity(m): 11:31pm On Dec 02, 2013
Dude first u gotta have som money jst incase. (money rules d world u knw?) I think al diz ar caused by low self esteem, al u nid do is jst gather morale ! b urself, its a 4 beta 4 worst tin, jst knw dat she won't strt shoutin in public or mayb bite u, so jst b cool. bt b4 den wen nxt u see ha mayb frm afar stil b cool nd dnt think much to avoid fear or doubt den approch ha wit a wit a lil smile nd say 'Hi wats up' probably she's gona say ' I'm fine ' stil maintain ur cool nd dnt laugh 2 much to avoid spirit of jonsin, den u say, 'hmm I c, u r nt jst 5yn bt also beauriful (u dn flatter ha smal oo, she wil laugh nd say 'thank u', jst smile sha) den ask if she's in hurry if 'yes' ask 4 ha numba nd dat u wana discuss smtin wit ha lerra bt if 'no' den mak a shift to one syd of d road nd tel ha evritin she nids 2 knw, she go undstnd (at dis point d shyness or fear hs already gone, so jst discuss wit ha dats all). If she says she got a BF alredy, relax she wil stil b a close frnd afta dat day nd dnt wory, gt more closer to ha nd mayb find d flaws of ha BF nd tak ha out, buy ha gifts, flaunt oda 5yn gals u knw, mak ha laugh wen she's wit u, surely she must b comin around.
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu Calls For Extension Of Jonathan's Tenure To 2017 by classicEntity(m): 9:00am On Dec 02, 2013
A single tenure of 6 or 7 years is good idea for Nigeria, it will calm the current ethnic tensions and awareness and also reduce post election violence and INEC expenses.

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Culture / Re: Igbo Officially Recognized In Equatorial Guinea As An Ethnic Language by classicEntity(m): 9:41pm On Nov 30, 2013
yeah, they are run-away Igbos during the civil war that never thought of returning to Nigeria, they have since settled there, whereby retaining the language and 'yes' they are officially recognised in the constitution and become an indigenious ethnic group. Pls I stand to be corrected if I made a mistake

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Politics / Re: Jonathan's 2nd Term Will Steer Nigeria's Break-Up - Primate Ayodele by classicEntity(m): 8:23pm On Nov 25, 2013
They said in 2011 that they were going to make the country un-governable for him if he wins, according to what am hearing and seeing now this year, them never reach to stop him in 2015. If Jonathan second term ambition will make Heaven fall and divide Nigeria then we'll gladly welcome that, thank God the threat is coming from the North, this time it will be their turn to experience a civil war. Bring it on to the finish, GEJ till 2019 !!

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Politics / Re: 2015: ‘politicians Shouldn’t Break South-south, North Alliance Of 50 Years’ by classicEntity(m): 12:39pm On Nov 25, 2013
ogb5: Am afraid of 2019, not 2015.

By 2019 the North will have a stronger case of producing the president, then they will present thesame crop of people who held Nigeria in the path of retrogression for ages.

2015 is settled, No northerner will smell Aso rock in 2015
when then do we expect Nigerian president of Igbo extraction?

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Politics / Re: Anioma Agenda 2015 by classicEntity(m): 5:02pm On Nov 24, 2013
My Anioma people, don't worry about Delta state governoship election in 2015, don't worry immediately after the National Conference FG will create a state for you guys in SE, ok?
Politics / Re: Please What Really Is The Main Reason People Hate Buhari So Much! by classicEntity(m): 8:03am On Nov 24, 2013
To me I see as a Muslim extremist who f**kin hates the South, (doesn't campaign in the south) He's also too old to run the affairs of this country and does not have a national interest at heart but rather a personal interest (power hungry) evn wen he wz a militart dictator he locked up all his oppositions in jail until he wz deposed. Nd lastly d name Buhari no try (bad reputation also linking to BH)

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Culture / Just Imagine, Please Reason It Out For Me. by classicEntity(m): 3:03pm On Nov 21, 2013
(Don't Mind My Profile, Name nd Present Location withheld due 2 Tribal E-war)
I'm seriously confused, imagine o, one day as I was walkin along a certain street close 2 mine, one girl 'my neighbour's house help' to b precise ran nd met me ''brother gudevnin'' she said nd I replied 'yeah gudevnin' she further said (wearin a sadden facial expression) ''brother pls I need ur help bt I dnt knw if u might b willing to help me, so I smiled nd said ''dependin on d kind of help (evn if na sex), jst tel me am listening'' she said ''brother pls help me, I want 2 go back 2 my village, I dnt lik d way my aunty nd evribdy nd my house ar treatin me, al I nid 4rm u is jst transport money that wil take me 2 my village nd dats all' at first I was shocked, many tots ran tru my mind, then I said ''na wa o, bt y dnt u tel ur aunty dat u dnt wnt 2 stay again nd dat u wn2 go?'' she said ''she's goin to beat me nd perhaps not lemme go anywia, dats y I want 2 go witout der consent, pls help me'' so I said 2 her 'this is gona b a huge commitment or problm 4 me if dey find out dat I aided u, dnt u tink they wil find out?' she replied 'Noo ! They wont find out, hw cn they? wen I wil already b in my village if u give me d transport money'' then I told ha '' young girl u knw wat, am abt goin 2 smwia nw as u cn see nd dis is nt wat we r goin b discussin along d road, jst meet me 2mao mornin or aftanun in my house, since 2day is almost gone, nd we wil discus dis issue vry wel ok?'' she said (silently, thou sad) ''ok brother, til den bye''. Mehn !' I said to my self dis might b vry hard 4 me 2 decide o, I tink I wil hv 2 consult my frnds secretly. So after evri consultation nd tins lik dat directly or indirectly .Some adviced me 2 tel ha aunty ha plans, bt I tot dat wil worsen ha case nd she might hate me 4eva, while som also said I shud jst f**k ha nd dash ha d money to go ha way bt Som wise ones adviced me not to help her at all, dat I shud jst liv her nd her family alone, dat if I shud help ha nw dat one day it must surely cast nd I'l b accused of hvin secret reltnshp wit d gal to d extent of givn ha money to run away. Hmmm, so I quickly made my decision to stay off ha sight nd avoid ha 4 som tim nw, of wich I did. Then sudden 2 days latter, wen I woke up one morning, I heard a lil noise in d nxt flat (their flat actually), nd thus it wz d gal's aunty dat wz beatin nd scoldin ha nd she wz seriously cryin 'aunty pls na, aunty pls na' then I came out in our front nd I listend attentivly, d aunty said 'infact I'l kil u 2day, wait am comin' then suddenly she (d house help) opened d door of their house nd ran away, d aunty came out nd called ha name bt she wz seriously runin as if a dog wz afta ha, lest I 4got d aunty wz evn pregnant, so she sent ha own younger sis afta d gal, she said to ha ''go nd get dat girl 4 me, shout so dat ppl cn evn help u do dat nd jst bring ha hia dnt tok 2 anybdy'' bt b4 d younger sis cud com down d gal wz already out of sight, so I secretly went bk insyd my room nd til 2day d gal hv nt been found nd they dnt evn act as if smtin happnd in their home, normal daily biznes wz stil goin on evn witout d house help. Now I feel kinda guilty; firstly 4 nt helpin ha excute ha plans, because she might b in d hands of bad ppl wit serious bad intensions against ha, secondly, 4 nt teln ha ppl ha alredy prepared plans evn if I may b accused of somtin else, or b hated by d gal, thou d fear of ha aunty is d beginin of 'mind ur biznes' evn wen we are d landlord of d home. I wud hv reported 2 a human right organization bt der's none I cn c around hia, u knw naija nw, such organizations only show up wen d worst has happnd, bt Pls notwitstanding I need u guys opinion, so as 2 bring me out of my confused state.
Politics / Re: Catalogues Of History Makers In Nigeria! by classicEntity(m): 7:29am On Nov 20, 2013
The building and establishment of the city 'Abuja' started in 1976 then d seat of government was stil in Lagos, but Abuja was officially declared the the federal capital territory in 1991.

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Politics / Re: Why It Will Be An Easy Win For Team Obiano & Apga….. by classicEntity(m): 6:39pm On Nov 14, 2013
No doubt PDP has already won the election, because Jonathan cannot afford to loose a state in the SE due to his 2015 ambition and moreover APGA is equal to PDP with time u all will get to know this #TeamPDP# vote wisely for Tony Nwoye.
Culture / Re: Can An Average Opobo Indigene Speak And Understand Ijaw? by classicEntity(m): 2:17pm On Nov 13, 2013
If guys lyk drag frm nw til tomorrow, u cnt change d fact that JaJa (Igboman) established the town and thus ther was heavy Igbo migration as well, u cnt change d fact dat d city is far frm d main Igbolands in Rivers state, u cnt change d fact dat d town is located within d territories of ibibios, u cnt change d fact dat they speak Igbo lang evn as I am typing this nw, u stil cnt change d fact dat an average Opobo indigene sees himself as neighther Igbo nor evn Ijaw bt as opoboman, and u cnt change d fact dat opobo ppl can communicate with ova 40 mil ppl in Nigeria with ease, nd stil reserve d right will of freedom of association wen d right tym comes, so pls let dis stupi:d arguement stop.

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Culture / Re: Why Would A Human Being Classify Another As An Outcast "Osu" ? by classicEntity(m): 1:43pm On Nov 13, 2013
Osu caste system is nothing much, its jst lyk a ban from the king on a particular individual who has done something wrong/broken d law within the community, whereby restraining d person inquestion from association, participation and using some important social amenities in the community (reap wat u sow), nd d person is due to b un-banned if some kind tins are done right as usual bt if nt un-banned dat 'osu' wateva might folo his generation 4eva (dis is wia its wrong). Hweva its more lyk UN sanctions etc, though it has been abolished since.....
Politics / Re: Why I ‘ll Build An Airport In Abia — Orji by classicEntity(m): 1:09pm On Nov 11, 2013
abia state super story prt 1m !! Though Abia remains the best state in Nigeria o. Its just that we've not had real governors since its creation, moreover we have; oil money, industries, enterpreneurs, commerce, less poor ppl etc, I pray God will help us come 2015 to elect a good leader. Please o, I thought 'Aviation' is in the exclusive list (FG)?
Culture / Re: NO Nigerian Language Has A Literal Translation For “I Am Sorry”! by classicEntity(m): 12:52pm On Nov 07, 2013
in Igbo we simply say 'Biko Ndo' which means 'please sorry' there no need adding 'I am' (A dim or A bum) since u are d one saying it. So lets say 'Biko Ndo' (Please Sorry) will answer your question for the Igbos.
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Scotland Refendum: Britain Should Bomb Scotland! by classicEntity(m): 1:30pm On Nov 05, 2013
The British government practices Unitary system of govt, under parliamentary monarchy, whereby all components units are semi-independent but are subject to the crown. All the regions; Scotland, wales, N.Ireland, England are independent of each other, they hv there own national team, prime ministers, resource control, police, constitution etc bt what links all unit to london is jst foreign affairs of wich they share 2geda.

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Politics / Re: Rare Hybrid Solar Eclipse To Appear Today Nov. 3 by classicEntity(m): 2:37pm On Nov 03, 2013
Happening now where am residing in Abia state.

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