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Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by clemz85(m): 11:20pm On Jan 06, 2015
ebbymayox:
you know observe say i type am with double ii
OK lemme check... shit

come Seun what's the different in poo and shiit?
EducationRe: The List Of Illegal Campus Released By NUC by clemz85(op): 11:18pm On Jan 06, 2015
In addition to the closure, the following
Degree Mills are currently
undergoing further investigations and/
or ongoing court actions. The purpose
of these actions is to prosecute the
proprietors and recover illegal fees
and charges on subscribers.
1) National University of Nigeria, Keffi,
Nasarawa State.
2) North Central University, Otukpo,
Benue State.
3) Christ Alive Christian Seminary and
University, Enugu.
4) Richmond Open University,
Arochukwu, Abia State.
5) West Coast University, Umuahia.
6) Saint Clements University, Iyin Ekiti,
Ekiti State.
7) Volta University College, Aba, Abia
State.
cool Illegal Satellite Campuses of
Ambrose Alli University.
For the avoidance of doubt, anybody
who patronises or obtains any
certificate from any of these illegal
institutions does so at his or her own
risk. Certificates obtained from these
sources will not be recognised for the
purposes of NYSC , employment, and
further studies. The relevant Law
enforcement agencies have also been
informed for their further necessary
action.
NOTE: This list of illegal institutions is
not exhaustive and will be updated
periodically.


curled: http://campusportalng.com/education/
EducationRe: The List Of Illegal Campus Released By NUC by clemz85(op): 11:14pm On Jan 06, 2015
the list:

NUC List of Illegal Universities in
Nigeria 2014:
1) University of Accountancy and
Management Studies, operating
anywhere in Nigeria.
2) Christians of Charity American
University of Science & Technology,
Nkpor, Anambra State or any of its
other campuses.
3) University of Industry, Yaba, Lagos
or any of its other campuses.
4) University of Applied Sciences &
Management, Port Novo, Republic
of Benin or any of its other campuses
in Nigeria.
5) Blacksmith University, Awka or any
of its other campuses.
6) Volta University College, Ho, Volta
Region, Ghana or any of its other
campuses in Nigeria.
7) Royal University Izhia, P.O. Box
800, Abakaliki, Ebonyi State or any of
its other campuses.
cool Atlanta University, Anyigba , Kogi
State or any of its other campuses.
9) Sunday Adokpela University, Otada
Adoka, Otukpo, Benue State or any of
its other campuses.
10) United Christian University,
Macotis Campus, Imo State or any of
its other campuses.
11) United Nigeria University College,
Okija, Anambra State or any of its
other campuses.
12) Samuel Ahmadu University,
Makurdi, Benue State or any of its
other campuses.
13) UNESCO University, Ndoni, Rivers
State or any of its other campuses.
14) Saint Augustine’s University of
Technology, Jos, Plateau State or any
of its other campuses.
15) The International University,
Missouri, USA, Kano and Lagos Study
Centres, or any of its campuses in
Nigeria.
16) Collumbus University, UK
operating anywhere in Nigeria.
17) Tiu International University, UK
operating anywhere in Nigeria
18) Pebbles University, UK operating
anywhere in Nigeria.
19) London External Studies UK
operating anywhere in Nigeria.
20) Pilgrims University operating
anywhere in Nigeria.
21) Lobi Business School Makurdi ,
Benue State or any of its campuses in
Nigeria.
22) West African Christian University
operating anywhere in Nigeria.
23) Bolta University College Aba or
any of its campuses in Nigeria.
24) JBC Seminary Inc. (Wukari Jubilee
University) Kaduna Illegal Campus.
25) Westlan University, Esie, Kwara
State or any of its campuses in
Nigeria.
26) St. Andrews University College,
Abuja or any of its campuses in
Nigeria.
27) EC-Council University, USA, Ikeja
Lagos Study Centre.
28) Atlas University, Ikot Udoso Uko,
Uyo Akwa Ibom State or any of its
campuses in Nigeria.
29) Concept College/Universities
(London) Ilorin or any of its campuses
in Nigeria.
30) Halifax Gateway University, Ikeja
or any of its campuses in Nigeria.
31) Kingdom of Christ University,
Abuja or any of its campuses in
Nigeria.
32) Acada University, Akinlalu, Oyo
State or any of its campuses in
Nigeria.
33) Fifom University, Mbaise, Imo
State or any of its campuses in
Nigeria.
34) Houdegbe North American
University campuses in Nigeria.
35) Atlantic Intercontinental University,
Okija, Anambra State.
36) Open International University,
Akure.
37) Middle Belt University (North
Central University), Otukpo
38) Leadway University, Ughelli, Delta
State
39) Metro University, Dutse/Bwari,
Abuja
40) Southend University, Ngwuro
Egeru (Afam) Ndoki, Rivers State
41) Olympic University, Nsukka, Enugu
State
42) Federal College of Complementary
and Alternative Medicine, Abuja.
43) Temple University, Abuja..
44) Irish University Business School
London, operating anywhere in Nigeria.
45) National University of Technology,
Lafia, Nasarawa State.
46) University of Accountancy and
Management Studies, Mowe, Lagos –
Ibadan Expressway and its Annex at
41, Ikorodu Road, Lagos.
47) University of Education, Winneba
Ghana, operating anywhere in Nigeria.
48) Cape Coast University, Ghana,
operating anywhere in Nigeria.
49) African University Cooperative
Development (AUCD), Cotonou,
Benin Republic, operating anywhere in
Nigeria.
50) Pacific Western University,
Denver, Colorado, Owerri Study Centre.
51) Evangel University of America &
Chudick Management Academic,
Lagos.
52) Enugu State University of Science
and Technology (Gboko Campus).
53) Career Light Resources Centre ,
Jos.
54) University of West Africa, Kwali-
Abuja, FCT.
55) Coastal Univversity, Iba-Oku,
Akwa-Ibom State.
56) Kaduna Bussiness School, Kaduna.
EducationThe List Of Illegal Campus Released By NUC by clemz85(op): 11:07pm On Jan 06, 2015
A friend sent this link to me on facebook, i felt i should share it,

FULL LIST: See the 56 Illegal/Blacklisted
Universities in Nigeria:
The National Universities Commission
(NUC) has published an updated list of
illegal and unapproved universities
operating in Nigeria. Parents, guardians,
and especially Jambites are warned to be
wary of the following institutions while
seeking for admission in the 2015/2016
Academic year.
Click on the link below to view the full list;

http://campusportalng.com/education/
illegal-universities-in-nigeria-list-of-unlice
nsed-degree-awarding-institutions/2638/
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by clemz85(m): 9:58pm On Jan 06, 2015
ebbymayox:
it was man wey naked,but Oga seun don't disable and replace some words automatically.type the word shiit in a post and u see somethng else.
but the shiit still dey there
PhonesRe: Microsoft Reveals Nokia 215 You Dont Have To Charge For A MONTH by clemz85(m): 9:48pm On Jan 06, 2015
yuzjet:
Hmmm.... Amazing!
no, is amazon
AutosRe: In Need, Direct Toks Camery (tiny Light) by clemz85(op): 5:53pm On Jan 06, 2015
olanshi:
Available in Lagos, Nigeria.
pls more pic details,
can I see the engine, interior and
front line?
how much is it going for?

you can reach me on whatsapp with
the enlisted contacts
thanks
AutosIn Need, Direct Toks Camery (tiny Light) by clemz85(op): 5:13pm On Jan 06, 2015
1999 Toyota Camry (tiny light) clean toks needed
in portharcourt, from date to January ending,

contact: 08068194215 / 0811 431 6256
clement_edmund@ymail.com
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Obafemi Martins Customized Dining Set by clemz85(m): 5:43pm On Dec 31, 2014
na there!

he's rep'ng his profession, OK na

datz as me be driver now, all ma chairs
gonnu be automobile seats abi?

gud innovation
RomanceRe: Your Take On PDA by clemz85(m): 10:46pm On Dec 30, 2014
my judgement is in through out your post,
you assumed every one knows the acronyms
of Public Display Affection,
pls don't do that, most people just come to
read, grasp and grab ok,

peace
RomanceRe: Can Temporary Separation Actually Make A Relationship Stronger? by clemz85(m): 6:51pm On Dec 30, 2014
it does change things,
so not likely
RomanceRe: 5 Words To Make Her Fall Madly In Love With You by clemz85(m): 10:15am On Dec 30, 2014
Lala247:
Lol it would take more than bedroom action lol ... Wetin una fit do for bed self
heeeeeee people!!!!!!
Career20 Things You Need To Do Beforeyou Turn 30 by clemz85(op): 4:15am On Dec 29, 2014
1)You must discover yourself-life is all
about
contribution,you must discover what you
have to
contribute to your generation. Until you
know your
gift/talent you cannot be a gift to your
world.
2)Learn how to use your gifting to solve
problems.
Continue to improve your problem solving
abilities.
3)Learn how to make money- you make
money
from other people's ignorance because
people
won't pay you to tell them what they
already know.
4)You must have known the definition of
love- you
cannot love someone you don't really
know, you
can only like the person you are just
seeing for the
first time not love. Love is a choice, love is
more
about giving,love doesn't try to take the
dignity out
of the other person. Love is patient, any
guy who
loves you should be able to wait for you.
Note that
it's expensive to take care of a lady.
Before a guy
turns 30,he should have learn how to
propose to a
girl. If you like somebody, tell the person-
be plain &
clear& articulate.
5) You must have read at least 30 books,
he who
doesn't read isn't better than he who
cannot
read. Empty minds attracts themselves &
Heavy
minds attracts themselves!. To look
beautiful
without having wisdom is a waste,add
value to your
beauty by investing in your mind.
6)You must have a pastor. Don't always
change
church, take your time to discover your
pastor and
stay with him.
7)You should have something you are
known for-
Great men are not known for everything
but for
something specific. Have you discovered
what you
would be known for? Write it down!
coolYou should have a mentor-A day with a
great
teacher is better than 100 days of personal
search. A good mentor is someone who
seems to be
where you want to get to,you need to be
disciplined
to be mentored. When you stand on the
shoulders of
people who have gone ahead,you see
farther!.Locate your mentor, stay with
them,celebrate and respect them!Learn
from them
and apply to your own life what you're
learning.
9)You must learn how to say NO without
feeling
guilty because it's the highest height of
maturity.
Don't be too emotional about everything,
you are
where you are today because you are too
concerned about others feeling towards
you.
10)You must have conquered
procrastination-
procrastination is the lazy man's apology.
11)You should be free to use your mind- if
your life
isn't going well, try check who has been
doing your
thinking for you, Be free from the influence
of your
parents/peer etc. Live for what you want
to be. Life
is measured by the capacity of your
mentality, free
yourself in your mind!.
12)You should have a bank account- infact
if you
are really serious about life, you should
have more
than 1 bank account, 1 should be your
proposed
family account and the other one should
be your
personal account, become coordinated &
organized.
13)You should have an investment-one of
the
cheapest investment is to buy shares from
a good
company. An hint to know the company to
partner
with is to look out for those that produce
what
people consume daily.. Example is the oil
company
and network providers.
14)You must have developed stability of
character-
you should be taken for your words,say
what you
mean and mean what you say! Learn how
to keep
your tongue when you really have nothing
to
say. Put yourself under self control by not
going
after everything that glitters.
15)You should be able to choose your
friends-
decide who you want to keep around you,
an eagle
that hangout with chickens will one day
forget how
to fly.
16)Learn professional dining etiquette.
Some of the
big things of life are hidden in little details.
17)You should be able to define your
vision. In one
sentence define who you are and what you
want to
live for.
18)You should be able to know how to
drive a
car.Not knowing how to drive a car can
restrict you
from gaining big opportunities in life.
19)You must have a financial ability to
feed
somebody else.
20)You should be BORN AGAIN, know how
to love
God.Seek first the kingdom of God and it's
righteousness and all these things shall be
given to
you-Matthew 6:33.

curled from FB
PhonesRe: 3 Phones That Will Make A Mark In 1st Half Of 2015 by clemz85(m): 4:04am On Dec 29, 2014
gorilla screens got me
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful Nigerian Virgin Adokiye Kyrian Back With Christmas Photos by clemz85(m): 2:44pm On Dec 26, 2014
excuse me, is she a Virgin or
or her name is Virgin?

mek dem stop dat joke.
CelebritiesRe: Adorable New Photos Of Patoranking & His Mini-me In Bed by clemz85(m): 10:18am On Dec 26, 2014
ol' boy!

24 and 9yrs old son

I still dey here dey play snooker
ComputersRe: My Regrets Buying A Window 8 System by clemz85(m): 10:01am On Dec 26, 2014
Op I rock win8, is just d same for me
though I agree on complicated settings,
but it cool if understand it
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Which Is The Finest Between Buhari & President Jonathan's Season Greeting Cards? by clemz85(m): 9:20am On Dec 26, 2014
GEJ good graphics and presentation but
too brief,
Buhari good presentation though poor graphics
PhonesRe: Top 10 Hottest Smartphones Of 2014 by clemz85(m): 9:00am On Dec 26, 2014
Tallesty1:
Abia.


Motorola Moto G is better than OnePlus(opo)?
abia ke!

dis guy is funny
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Things That Happen Every Christmas Day by clemz85(m): 5:16pm On Dec 25, 2014
Coolguy89:
So true but I fall in 8 catigories dats wat am doin now sef
I gat a partner here,
Seeing movies...
G.I Goe retaliation
Dracula untold story
And Hansel & Gretel witch hunter
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Things That Happen Every Christmas Day by clemz85(m): 5:12pm On Dec 25, 2014
No 8

Guilty as charged,
Woke up 2:30 pm.
I just paused my
G.I Goe retaliation
Still have Dracula in line
FashionRe: Photo: How Would You Describe These African Beauties? by clemz85(m): 7:56am On Dec 23, 2014
ksmartdope:
They probably be looking like people with flu without the make up
Heeeeeeee people!
FashionRe: Photo: How Would You Describe These African Beauties? by clemz85(m): 7:52am On Dec 23, 2014
Yea

Who are these damsels?

Are they NLs?
Car TalkRe: Photos: Wedding Car Decorated With Traditional Beads Causes Stir In Lagos by clemz85(m): 7:26am On Dec 23, 2014
That's creative and spectacular,

But me thinks they over bead it

Kudos though!
FamilyRe: How Can I Free Her From My Bondage by clemz85(m): 3:23pm On Dec 22, 2014
man I'm not judging you but this is
evil,
to sum it up, you are fully aware of your
actions that they are not justified.

comon man
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Peter Obi And His Lovely Family by clemz85(m): 3:08pm On Dec 22, 2014
DollyParton1:
Which one is the wife and which one is the daughter.
as in money is good for body o.
same thought in my mind,
is he married to two wives with one son,


lollest lol'
Car TalkRe: Can You Tell What Car This Is? by clemz85(m): 7:17am On Dec 22, 2014
lomomike:
Meaning what?
you sound like you love and know much about
auto mobs
RomanceRe: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by clemz85(m): 7:12am On Dec 22, 2014
Funjosh:
Quoting Bible and you dont want to miss sex with a native doc daughter huh

My advice dont try it cos JESU KRISTI mite just ignore you when the baba start to dey fire you grin
Op did you hear this one?
chill and just think about it
RomanceRe: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by clemz85(m): 7:09am On Dec 22, 2014
temitemi1:
U can take light to their darkness...
you are so optimistic,

Op can you take the bait?

I challenge thee
Car TalkRe: Can You Tell What Car This Is? by clemz85(m): 12:39am On Dec 22, 2014
lomomike:
I like the visual appeal the car in OP's thread has. pristine white bodypaint, lowered coilovers, 18-22" light alloy, staggered wheels (I'm not too sure cos its viewed from rear), negative camber setup, thin rubber. Big exhaust, no aggressive side skirts or bumper skirts just simple types, no much drama. Who knows if its got a supercharger or turbocharger installed. cool
automobile freak huh?
Car TalkRe: Can You Tell What Car This Is? by clemz85(m): 12:38am On Dec 22, 2014
abatically:
Both of u are wrong. Does that look like a Honda crosstour to u? That's definitely a Toyota GLK charger. Look at the tail light.
heeeeeeeee. people!!!!!!

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