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We are talking about the success of the NA here and u come here to write nonsense!!! God punish u and ur generation, but if it were to be bokoharam success dat was reported here, u wld ve come here and be writing clueless bla bla bla!!! Idiot

FastShipping:
Cluelessness is worrying your head. That is the reality on ground. Deal with it and type your normal GEJ till 2019 you have been programmed to do and move on. Ode!

Hehehehehehe, I shld be acusing u of being programmed, did u see ur analysis at all? Mumu, ur analysis is full of so much bias and sentiment. Just go and get urself enough handkerchiefs to wipe ur tears wen u loose come february. GEJ till 2019

FastShipping:
Cluelessness is worrying your head. That is the reality on ground. Deal with it and type your normal GEJ till 2019 you have been programmed to do and move on. Ode!

Mumu dey worry u ba?

FastShipping:
[b]Total Number of Voters by Region:

NORTHWEST 18.9million
SOUTHWEST 14.3million
NORTHEAST 10million
SOUTHSOUTH 8.9m
NORTHCENTRAL 7.6million
SOUTHEAST 7million
Total: 66 Million+


For Buhari:

NORTHWEST - 13 Million +
SOUTHWEST - 6 Million+
NORTHEAST - 4 Million+ (Low Number of Voters Due to Insurgency)
NORTHCENTRAL - 3Million+
SOUTHSOUTH - 1 Million+
SOUTHEAST - 400,000+

Total: 27, 000,000


For Jonathan:

NORTHWEST 4 Million+
SOUTHWEST 6 Million+
NORTHEAST 2 Million+
SOUTHSOUTH 6 Million+
NORTHCENTRAL 3 Million+
SOUTHEAST 5 Million+

Total: 26,000,000+ for Jonathan

- I have been generous with numbers for GEJ in North-west. I don't see how Jonathan can get up to 4 Million votes in North-east but I had to give him up to that number to be fair.

- Due to the insurgency in North-east, I reduced the number of voters for Buhari in the North-east. Buhari could have got 2-3 million more in the North-east but many voters have been displaced there.

- I have been conservative with Numbers of votes for Buhari in the North-west where indication shows that voters turn out could be between 80%-92%.

- Base on my assumption, I project total votes turnout to be around 53 Million out of 66 Million voters as published by INEC. I project around 13 Million voters to stay home. [/b]

How about taling over the fone? Ur fone number will be xcellent

jasssmine:
sorry dear I don't have BBM

U got me

EverestdeBliu:
We pray his prediction comes to light...iseee!
But I thought pastors prophecize,why's he predicting...na Bet365?!

People are wicked oooo!!!

6months is too far, most girls I meet on nairaland request for things within two days,.

shegsky:
QUOTE ME, Any lady asking you for any kinda assistance ( voucher, money,material things et al ) within 6months of meetings her is a LovePeddler . Objection sustained!

God has placed you at the pinnacle of the word and world. You must avoid the following

1. SIN: It is a sinker; don't let it sink you.

2. SIN: It is a mocker; don't allow it to mock you.

3. SIN: It is a waster; don't allow it to waste you and the grace of God upon your life.

When you serve God, God will service you. He is too faithful to let you fail or let you fall or let you down. Leave the tiny thread/ rope that you are holding onto and cleave to the rock that is higher than you. When you don't know what to do, don't worry or fret; just go on your knees and pray; help shall be released unto you by God- The father of all comfort.

OP u are not the only one ooo, I ve same problem, I keep meeting d send me recharge card or I ve problem girls, I just taya for nairaland, at a time I quit sef.......its really difficult finding what we seek here on nairaland ooo, I don't even tink its possible sef.

Add me on 280B7D58

jasssmine:
I'm single and would like to mingle

FYI, I'm a born again christian, I don't just agree with d so called miracle men of God, my salvation is not in d hands of any man of God.

josh001:
you have heard, you dont believe, now you see, you still dont believe, how on earth will you believe my reply, just hope it wont be in the grave that you would believe.

@BossChic is one of dem

JECBOSS:
Abeg, mention some names

Thank u my broda. I pray God open dere eyes.

kaycexx:
You see, I believe in God and his miracles but I will tell u about a friend of mine who was a pastor and later backslided, he told me that most pastors are fake and from ur story op exactly what u have just said that's d form of how dey work, they travel down to togo and to collect powers from native doctors SMH he should have told ur family who buried it and after destroying d charm let d person die, tell ur family what the charm is fighting against........ All I have to say is most of them are fake like seriously u just have dat strong spirit dat leads u it might nt be frm d devil buh pray always to be guilded.

My brother I just taya for dem

dorox:
The "Man of God" is nothing but a common hustler using a well known babalawo trick to deceive people. This is how it is done.
The man of god comes into your house with the "charms and other stuff", ask you guys to dig any random sport, then he finds a way to distract you all in order to place the charms in the pit.
You are not possessed, just a little bit skeptical, and that my friend is a good thing.

That's d problem, my aunt has TB Joshua water, water from Mercyland, annointing oil from different pastors, even dis new one gave her oil.....he prophesy for them and tell dem things, dey call me to meet him for prophesy I told dem I'm not interested, dat dere is nothing wrong with me. Afterall I am even doing better dan most of dem with all dere oil and water. I stick to the word of God strictly.

starlingleanets:
Bro you are not possesed, u are special nd have been consecrated by God for a great mission. God do Miracles but it is discerned by all who have d Holy Spirit nd you Have him in you. You have d discerning gift keep using it nd do not be wearied. You can change ur Family faith with the Word of God. The end is near nd dat Miracle will be used to deceive the world,So Bro i beseech work on ur Family b4 d Antichrist take over.

Sure, I'm a born again christian but I'm not moved by too many miracles, my people are dis kinda christians dat are moved by all dis miracle pastors, like an aunt of mine has different water, annointing oil from different men of God, I told her she doesn't need all dos things.

starlingleanets:
I will ask u a question, Do you Believe Jesus is Lord?

Like seriously, I believe in miracles but not all miracles, dis man of God after doing what he did he den told my aunt to sow in his life and dat she will see what God will do in her life

Enejos:
i cnt say dat u r possess but one tin i wud lik u to knw is dat, miracles r real believe it or not. Although some r frm d pit of hell, but ur ability to discern dat of God own miracles boils down to ur relationship with God... Tank u.

I have always being dis type of person that does not believe in too many miracles by men of God, everyone knows me at home for that. My elder bro brought a man of God to my father's house for prayers, I didn't join dem though in d prayers, after everything I was told d man of God said they shld break a concrete and cenmented area in the house that something is buried there and immediately breeaking and digging commenced, my family members said they werre all amazed that they dug out charms and some oda funny funny things, they told me to come and see it b4 burning it, I told dem I wasn't interested that they shld go ahead and burn it. My aunt and my elder ones were shaken but they were suprised wen I still told dem that I don't believe in all those stuffs, all they could say was that I am possessed and that I need deliverance. I laughed over it and left, but during my quiet time I pondered over it and presently I'm a little bit confused. Pls nairalanders I'm I really possessed

Kill dem all and ban hijab in nigeria.

I forgot to add dat I want to stop talking too much and making too many friends. As a matter of fact I'm gonna cut down on my friends. Only d valuable ones shld remain.

Funny people

meccuno:
it rained on the day the house collapsed.......so his reception was scrambled.....so he didn't get the message on time....

Very funny

Eziachi:
Next time try watching MTV base. It will be more beneficial to you.

U better wake up from slumber........which trinity?

shivaclub:
lord shiva shankar is one of the trinity.

Now u are casting lot......funny u

WombRaiders:
50 grand it is Tinubu.

I hate that sonnovabitch

Whose lord shiva shankar if I may ask?

shivaclub:
more souls to lord shiva shankar, more money for the needy.

Hahahahahahahaha, wmillion likes

kennygee:
Many are mad, few are roaming.

Ur own require deliverance oooo, because self servicing and porn addiction require more dan just resolutions, u need prayas

Brano:
Mine is to stop masturbating, visiting pornsites. And i want to be a better me.

Some new year resolutions cld be very hilarious. Mine is simple

1. To stop alcohol
2. To stop womanizing
3. To take the things of God seriously
4. To reduce my weight especially my tommy , I once broke a plastic chair during church service and it wasn't funny because all eyes were on me.

NB. I'm not fat ooo, just dat I carry plenty weight.

Share urs let's see.

dey kip fooling demselves........shiorrr

Best asss I ve seen so far.....ve u seen her on tight leggings?............damn!

bongolistik:
wht hapend 2 her bottom? Dont u like it?

D pastor speaks for himself alone. I don't take such men of God seriously.