₦airaland Forum

Sure we are teaching him. We were just surprised

AgreatMan:
To our astonishment, dis guy
was like pls show me, how did u do it?

at least the guy is willing to learn. give him time, put hin thru, it's never late.

Our own will never be like dat IjN

PhockPhockMan:
Egypt, Syria, Libya was deceived with fake change, today, they're gnashing their teeths in agony.

And how is shaking hands a sin?

majekdom2:
whatever you have upthere does not in anyway tally with the argument on here. No one is asking anyone to lick asses. These are just ethics the interviewers expect from you. there are a thousand and one candidate that may be more qualified or do better than you when it comes to entry level/mid professional job and when there is a flop, they may show you the exit. The argument is not whether graduates are sitting at home or don't know anything about their field. Shaking hands does not mean you know your worth or you are confident, That's the subject of the debate.

Guy are u alright? Does ur brain function at all? U go everywhere on nairaland writing dis crap. U need to return to yabaleft where u escaped from ooo b4 u bite off somebody's ears

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I love transformation
I hate "change"
Quote me to blast me and ya will never make it in life

I'm very sure he was brought in through "Man know man" too bad

Braaad:
if your company ever needs better electrical engineering graduates, they sure know were to get them...on the streets.

I just can understand how an electrical engineering graduate will not know how to use a simple instrument like a voltage tester.

This new guy in my office shocked all of us on the field. We were trouble shooting for a fault in a distribution panel. During the course of this job a colleague of mine told the new guy to check for voltage on a particular cable using the tester with him, he supposedly tested and replied negative, my colleague was like "pls check again" he insisted there was nothing on the cable, my colleague so sure of what he has done at the other end i.e terminating the other end of the cable to a 220v supply came to verify for himself. He told him to check again in his presence only to discover that the guy in question did not place his thumb at the base of the tester to complete the circuit. The guy collected d tester from him and tested d cable himself and immediately the bulb on d tester came on. To our astonishment, dis guy was like pls show me, how did u do it? It just got me wondering the type of graduates our universities dish out to the society.

My broda, u must not lick an interviewer's butt because u need a job, if u know ur worth, it's dem dat will beg u for the job. The problem we have is dat dere are so many graduates out dere who don't know anything about their field of study e.g a computer science graduate who doesn't know things about computer or a electrical engineer who doesn't even know how to use a tester talk more of analyzing circuits. Such graduates will take job offer as help, but if u know ur onions my broda dey will beg u to take d job. I will just advise graduates out dere to get trained in whatever field dey studied in skool, go for certifications, just try and be doing something, don't just sit at home and be praying for miracle.

majekdom2:
yes it is not help but at the time of interview, you don't have the job yet. There are many other candidates willing to sell their abilities too and so one won't want to flop. There is a difference btw an interview and a chat/dialogue. When it comes to a chat, one can put up whatever attitude.

Dats where we all get things wrong. The job is not help, u are offering your services and they are gonna pay u for ur services, it's not like dey are gonna give u free money at d end of the day. Just train urself and when u finally know ur what den u will understand better. I will do the same thing too if I find myself in that situation.

brownlord:
If your project manager had collected transport fair from his mother prior to the interview he would have even recite national anthem and history of Nigeria politics if asked.

Gee, don't try this if are not sure of 100k in your account.

It's only here in naija dat we celebrate big boobs. She's perfect bro

NPNNews:
Na only nipple remain to see. The somtin no even big sef

The problem is not the hand shake, the problem is that most of us are jobless, the fear of missing out is thereal problem. Normally it is dem dat actually needs ur services. My project manager told us a story once. He went for a job interview and he was asked stupid questions like "who's the minister of education " and all dat. He simple told dem he didn't come to be asked such question, he told dem to ask him engineering questions or he walks away, he told dem he's a professional and dat he's dere to work. Infact he was about walking awayand dere boss sent for him and interviewed him personally. If u know ur worth and capabilities den u won't be scared to offer handshake. Its just that most graduates we have today are not employable or even trainable despite carrying certificates. So they see job offers as help. I cry for nigeria

@OP hope u are not the guy ooooo. Dat guy is not only broke but nothing but an asss wipe.

Where is the killer pose? Mtchewwww

Buhari will just make dokpesi and AIT more popular, he shld forget it jare, moreover all dat was said we're facts, dis is different from libel or character assassination. Anyway, I will be watching the events closely from my backyard.

Dats why y'all need to support Joe Ajero, I watched that dude once on channels and fell in love with him. Guys in NEPA can testify.

I wonder why dey call muazu game changer, dat man no sabi anything

How do I convert megawatts to Nigerian naira?

Mtn too

kombats:
SA dis is just d beginning grab a bottle of beer and watch hw it all unfold e go b like film trick when we move to Dstv and Shoprite

Don't even try it, south African army is more sophisticated dan ur abokkki Nigerian army, it's not by numbas but by the numba of sophisticated weapons an army has. Una pack army put for here carry AK47 put for there hand, u think say dat one na army.

Jorussia:
S.A nor even dey fear us,the giant of Africa.Make dem nor let us come use military force capture that country o.

Na wa oooo, so dos dat will get d immigration jobs now will still have fears. Na wa oooo. Make baba bone dat one Abeg, if u cancel the recruitment, dat will be d beginning of public discontent. I will advice u look only to d hurried privatization and leave recruitment alone.

Wetin dey vex me pass na the part wen d commissioner of police or police spokesman go come out to say "we confirm the attack and corpse have bin moved, we trying our best to prevent further attacks" Nigeria police is just too useless.

illiad1:
http://www.punchng.com/news/gunmen-kill-10-in-benue-village/

Na wa for some people. Ur mates are out derelooking to better dere lives and u are here with dis poo

fajani:
I saw this on my Girlfriend msg box...
Don't think i am stupid for what i did, I only want to know the type of a girl u are, if only u dnt want to...... I ASKED MY GIRL THE MEANING BUT SHE TOLD ME SHE CAN'T REMENBER.. I Really need u people help on this issue as ur humble bro

I love dis

onatisi:
I remember what awolowo told abiola in 1982 when npn refused to give mko the ticket and he went to beg awolowo for forgiveness. Baba told mko that the northerners mko supported against him awolowo and who mko is always following about will be the same people that will kill him. And just like baba predicted it all happened

U are just bin an hediot

DonaldGenes:
Hmmmmph! This Man is blisteringly greedy and annoying.

Jeez! Tinubu need to cripple him politically once and for all...

Funny enough, GEj still gave his wife such a juicy Political Appointment? For what?

Is this not the same Man who came outta Prison? Yet GEj still found it political expedient to make him politically relevant even amongst the many finest and erudite Politicians in Lagos he can pick from?

He and Obanikoro had virtually hijacked all and any Pol.Appointment meant for Lagos..

Nah waoh!

So shit like dis still happens? Well I hope his friends, wife and kids, family members and even his church pastor or mosque imam get to see this. Why not try and write an anonymous petition to the vC. That's why university of ilorin is far ahead of other skools. Every student have direct access to the vC, u can mail him or even call him.

Seun!!! Pls ban cramjones asap, he's the real enemy of the state.....jealousy

U forgot to add alamasieya

SmartChoices:
Lol if OBJ is plotting that then you're as good as gone.... Ask GEJ...Boi George... Audu Ogbe... Atiku....Fayose....Tafa Balogun...

Lalasticlala come and put this on FP

Ur signature says"sex is my hobby" and ur pix says it all. U are just looking for attention.

Swazoski:
i am short of words..my sistaz on board plz help me.really worried..

U are talking like he's got all that power. When buhari finally assumes office, Dats wen all dem Amaechi will know how far. The old man is here to work and I don't think he will allow an Amaechi or any oda person distract him. In as much as I supported jonathan in the last election, im very convinced dat buhari will perform.....

The list is incomplete,

Abeg forget this people who the two of dem don help?

Wetin concern me? Who Amaechi don help? Mtchewwww

I don't know why Nigerians run after prophets.