₦airaland Forum

who for say "no"?

aah imo state too get militant?

i dont believe in anybody, i believe in God

brave girl.... But why not join niaja army?

musa7m:
hello...come join us.....in the camp ...den you go understand

mmmm now you come, say camp not battlefield cos u are not attacked everyday....and pls make dis clear "are you one of dem"? Don't joke...o

Feanah:
Lol I didn't even realize I wrote it so long

well e make sense!

he changed the metallic body of the car to wood..... The man try well well.. I for say no be only him work am but naija people who wan lose dat kind glory?

abeg wetin i go write? Shey i told u pipo to teach me dat "lalasti".... Wetin wetin. Una no gree! Now i for write am.... How i go do?

hahaha if u like cos am.....him still be sports minister..hahaha, him still dey chop him money..... Sorry save ur breath, i knw u all are paranoid, but the truth is still above!!!

valarinz:
Oga, why do you keep choking us with your pics on all threads, you think you're a woman hence the showing off your face for admiration everywhere?? Kid grow up and go look for money, your face ain't getting You shit in the long run

Thanks

guy wetin him do u na?

valarinz:
Oga, why do you keep choking us with your pics on all threads, you think you're a woman hence the showing off your face for admiration everywhere?? Kid grow up and go look for money, your face ain't getting You shit in the long run

Thanks

guy wetin him do u na?

prettysolid:
This man should know when to shut up.

Meanwhile if you think the picture below depicts the truth of the Nigerian map. Kindly click like. If you disagree click share

u good...o well well

U for kukuma go the party, go naked them, do u know whether it's yours cos u are not the only one who's got that cloth in your area, and even if it's yours, ur fellow gal do u something and u no fit approach, am e no good...o just have some feelings

MACMOUNTAIN:
NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

Your Time Starts Now!!!

sir! Extra sheet pls

keep ur reasons to urself.... Instead of telling us "why" u should rather be telling us how to solve it, and if u can't just shut the Bleep up!

okra is the food person hand fit reach dis days..so if u want us to stop, den go assassinate bubu

Delegate:
The research was conducted on Brazil and China okro

Whatever the result might be is not important to Naija breed like me The research was conducted on Brazil and China okro

Whatever the result might be is not important to Naija breed like me

thank u so much for dat good comment .God bless ur soul....haba tell dem o..o

since we no suffer from hypokalemia and he...something something something... Wetin him even call am sef?

Abeg kindly bring all ur food containing okra, to my house... For dis hard weather, u dey mad to select food..... Guy ur post will be relevant in 2019.... No offence pls

nothing wey no go happen under buhari. Tank God i get plans for my own country! NA who want to be a citizen? Condition: u must not come from Nigeria !

no be to start, na to finish nai dey always bring case

Earthquake? O smell lies! Another scam! To scare Nigerians bah?

edo people, dem dey use una play "if ur shirt is too dirty"

wetin u bin wan inherit? Na ur papa house?

madam go rest abeg... Allow buhari suffer alone, should in case small mistake come out, dem go blamy u till u die

the shirtless boy sef looks like one

ehhe, so Nelson Mandela ruled for just one term na south africans rush go bring out Nelson Mandela bay,..... Get prepared we will soon have buhari's bay or Cape buhari, the richest city in Nigeria

for dos hard weather? Shall him try...e no dey easy.... Sure no price included?

jokerphilics:
Those that have finished school with certificate that turned down marriage offer then, where is their husband?

its just an advice..o go do what u like,.....i wish i knew i for no kip shut? Abeg park well...o, see my leg o

as i no know, ma pretend as if i do....... Oh great newscaster....am heart broken as i remember, a friend and an advisor....oh u brought up dis news again?[color=

watoff the copper dat danced tinana, u don pay am?

guy God bless me.... Are u suprised? A u asking why i didn't say God bless you? Or u tink it's a mistake? Now listen, why i didn't say God bless you is because, it's ur farmland and produce, so as tinz hard like dis, just be a good citizen and voluntarily donate dat to the republic,for everyone and then, u shall receive ur blessings
guy God bless me.... Are u suprised? A u asking why i didn't say God bless you? Or u tink it's a mistake? Now listen, why i didn't say God bless you is because, it's ur farmland and produce, so as tinz hard like dis, just be a good citizen and voluntarily donate dat to the republic,for everyone and then, u shall receive ur blessings

cowardSeun:
I thought they said Igbo land is not fertile and that Igbos will die of hunger when we eventually divide.

ma hear better thing abeg wit dis biafra, if u people are so bent on leaving Nigeria,abeg make una go, so we go no how many people remain!!