₦airaland Forum

advanceDNA:
From the first three lines... I just felt like I was doing advance calculus...
Is it just me, or the story be one kind??

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Thanks for the compliment..now slide off..

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Complete definition of immaturity..
If that really was the reason he broke up with her then he is not mentally capable to be in a relationship..

Now that he broke up with her is that gonna bring back the picture...
Why does this sound so awkward and weird to me..there must be other reason for that not the picture..he already had it in mind to call it off and only used the picture as an excuse..

alsudan:
Never joke with the wife of a warlord. Meanwhile, photo of Ebele Obiano after receiving the face resetting slap.

Omicron007:


Bianca got the face of Kim Kardashian for free.

Bianca's beauty is pure, unadulterated, alluring and charming.

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Mattwillz:
Why do i have this feeling that datboredber.ry,siofraud and fenandezisback is one person with multiple accounts?

Hollandaise:
ok so are u saying they actually kissed? Just asking because I have monitored her chat for months from another device and she barely text this guy

Rexymania:
So Harrysong spelt 'paid' as "payed". please someone should help me to laugh, I can't laugh alone

SarkinYarki:
Putin gave Mariupol Civilians 3 day corridor to leave so wetin come be Children hospital again ...

Datboredberry:
This is stupid... I'm friends with my exes... Doesn't mean I like them... God forbid....

We're not all miserable losers holding a grudge...

Many men aren't mature... Imagine being insecure cause your girl don't hate her ex...

AdorableSat:
Funny enough I am a female

Hezzyluv:
RIP to him. The girl may not even attend his funeral.

I'll rather kill myself over rice and stew, then to commit suicide over inconsequential matter like this

Jeon:
because I'm like ur mumssy right?

Gadafii:
Nasso girl bill me urgent 2k, I tell am say I no get, she run go post "this life na circle oo"

If she like make the life be trapezium, I no get 2k

AdorableSat:
1. Can you please do me a favour?
2. How are you? I am not fine o
3. Ay you’ve abandoned me o
4. My phone fell from me while talking to you and it cracked and went off. The phone fixers said I need 3000 to fix it (this is to make you feel guilty)
5. Hi, how are you? Have you eaten? Yes. Hmm me I’ve not eaten o, I’m very hungry.
6. My mother/father/only sister/brother is sick and I don’t have money to take them to hospital
7. Hey, you don’t even care about me. (Most times na lie) You won’t ask me what has been happening to me…. I had accident, I was sacked from school, blablabla
8. I need to see my mother but no transportation

Emotional manipulation like;
1. Hmmm this life, when you don’t have, nobody cares
2. One day we too will make it and they will come begging
3. I have no one to help me, I am lonely
4. I’m enjoying the conversation but I will soon be going offline. Why? No data

Zonefree:
When you ask a Nigerian girl How are you and she said she's not fine, disembark from that chat.

Jeon:
yes.

siofra:
He missed a wife. She didn't miss anything with that his useless behavior.

Nigerian men are useless sha.

franchasng:
Thousands of ladies have missed their true love as a result of this attitude common among Nigerian ladies.


I am replying to you because your story just brought back a memory like this.


That was shortly after my NYSC. I was working with a very small engineering firm. There was this pretty lady I was so admiring to the extent I confided in my closest colleagues cos we do always meet her at a restaurant during afternoon break when her own company was also on break.


I wasn't good with approaching ladies so i can admire a girl for years without making move. But colleagues encouraged me, gave me strong backing to try and talk to the girl to at least get her number.


After much procrastination, i summoned courage to make a move one faithful afternoon. This was a girl that always stared at me just like I do whenever we cross path at the restaurant. Everybody knew she liked me.


I was shocked this girl told me sorry I am in a hurry. I even begged her if she could give me her number but she walked away. I felt so ashamed of myself. I felt like the ground should open and swallow me. I felt so cold.


Because of her, i stopped going to that restaurant cos I never wanted to set my eyes on her ever again in life.


9 months later. I got a new job and that was going to be very far from my previous workplace. So on my last day of work, I decided to take my closest colleagues out as my own little treat for them. We went to that restaurant.


I was shocked when the restaurant owner came to me that where have I been, that na wa oh, that I just ran away. I told her it was work posting. She then jokingly said your wife from so so company have been asking after you. I and my colleagues were shocked. I just wished I could see her and let her make a move so I could humiliate her publicly.



I hated that girl eh lol.



Dear single ladies, learn some courtesy. It's not easy for a guy to summon courage to approach you for friendship, it takes guts, respect a guy that respectfully approaches you. Not all guys fancy all those hard to get abi forming things. Playboys enjoy it, but most honorable guys on a good mission towards you hardly endure.



So op, forget about the guy cos what he now feels for you is dislike no longer likeness like before and any opportunity he have with you will be for pay back.

But learn from this when you meet other guys, try and observe courtesy and put yourself in their shoes unless the guy approached you rudely. There are several honorable ways to turn down an admirer and still make him feel like a man he is. Dont use your tacky attitude towards your male admirers to spoil guys for other good ladies cos your action may affect his orientation and perception for other ladies he may meet later.



Many guys became bad towards ladies just because of some ill mannered and bad girls they met in the past.

Kobojunkie:
You did absolutely nothing wrong my dear!

And you know what else, you dodged a bullet. If a guy would keep malice with you simply for that reason, imagine how much worse strait you'd be in if you were to offend him in relationship. Thank your lucky stars and move on.

blinking001:
Enough of all this nonsense. Too bad chicken republic didn't fire them as earlier claimed, they are a typical example of most Nigerian youths that never take their jobs seriously. How can they be that stupid and calous to pull that stunt they did? Illiteracy is indeed a deadly disease. Was dancing included in their job description? They deliberately wanted to ruin someone elses business due to their stupidity. I hate it when people celebrate nonsense and mediocrity. Never underestimate the power of foolish people in large numbers. This guys shouldn't be celebrated at all, they are not good examples for our kids to follow. We must fix Nigeria for our unborn children by getting rid of all this stupidity.

DoggoneDogg:
Once her husband has been killed, I must Bleep this bitch without condom. Nothing can stop me.

His Excellency, President Putin already promised me as my reward for loyalty.

ictplotter:
Stupid Nigerians with their gullible analysis. Who is fighting war? So you guys believe Ukraine can go into war with Russia. Pls you guys should go n check the dictionary meaning of war and invasion?
Its Russia that is invading Ukraine's military base. Russia is calm till date n there is no single gun shot in Russia territory since this invasion started. So what victory is more than this?
If America, NATO and EU supporting Ukraine are man enough let them attack anywhere in Russia territory and wait for war to be declare.
#Istandwithputin #GODBLESSPUTIN

IamGblaize:
A country with 40 million people is small Ukraine?