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FashionRe: Sarah Akaazua Is The New Face Of Tiv International (Pictures) by clevybrown(m): 5:58pm On Feb 10, 2022
She for fine, but makeup no gree... shocked
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Did This To Me... Was I Wrong? by clevybrown(m): 9:45pm On Feb 03, 2022
Slaysor:
Good evening nairalanders,
I will try and make this as short as possible,i and my girlfriend have been dating for three years plus,, initially when we started dating, everything was rosy,she will call in the evening and we will speak for hours,she brought food for me each time she came to visit,she made a very nice cake for me during my birthday that year and I also got her an expensive wrist watch during her birthday. I felt I had met my wife,the mother of my children....
She insisted that we wouldn't have sex in the relationship,that she wanted me to have a taste of her Honeypot after I had paid her brideprice and we settled down..I begged her most times but she refused,there were nights when we were alone and my thoughts wandered and I became hard and I will beg her she will refuse,I promised to send her money,she accepted but after I transferred she will start laughing and tell me she was just joking,then sometimes she will pity me and allow me to touch her body parts... I stayed without sex during our relationship because I hated cheating...
Back to this year, I was discussing with my girl how I was planning to come meet her people so that we could get married(konji wan kill son of man)
Me: babe I would like to meet your people,so that we could start preparing for marriage.
Her:which marriage?
Mesadlaughs) which kind question be that
Hersadhisses) jamb question
Me: I am serious here babe.
Her: you never dey ready to marry,phone wey you promise to buy me since last December where I'm dey?
Me: I thought I told you my salary was delayed
Her: na why I talk say you never ready to marry,you want marry me,you still dey collect salary,go join boys learn work
I felt insulted
Her: how you wan take pay brideprice abi you wan make my people wait make them pay you salary
Me: I am not happy with all this things you are saying
(She kept mute,as she was smiling and typing on her phone,I stood up and made to drag the phone from her,she put it inside her bra,I put my hand there and grabbed the phone)
Her: you dey crase?...when that one start?
(I went through her chat and found out she was chatting with a intimately with a girl)
Me: who is this you are chatting with
Her: you don see am, na my grandpa
(I seized her angrily)
Me: are you stupid? Who is this?

She struggled to free her self but she couldn't, then she spat into my eyes,freed herself and gave me two hot slap at both cheeks and zoomed out of my house,I regained myself and ran after her,I got to her before she left the gate,I held her dress and went down on my knees and begged,she removed my hands and stormed out
I went inside,I tried calling her several times but she didn't pick,I sent messages on whatsapp but she didn't reply. I later reached her friend and asked her to help me talk to her that I am sorry..her friend told me that my girl told her that she was done with me...I told her friend that she should tell my girl that I am sorry and I will get her the phone she requested...
I later got a call from my girl and we discussed
Her: hello
Me: baby I am sorry, I never meant to act the way I did
Her: it is okay
Me: where are you?...can I see you please
Her: I am busy
Me: tell me where you are please
Her: I said I am busy
Me: I just want to see you
Her(sighs):are you coming with the phone
Me: which phone?
Her: the one you promised to get me
Me: alright I will come with it
Her: I am at sunshine eateries
Me: okay
I checked my balance on my union account,it was up to 250k,which I had plans for. And which I was using to hold myself as I didn't know when salary will be paid...I left the house and got to the store I was to get the phone...I went in and asked for a Samsung s9,the man there told me it is 130k,I tried negotiating but he remained adamant...I paid and left there..I got to the eateries some minutes later and approached my girl's table,she was eating peppered chicken with spag and a pack of chivita juice..I knelt down and started begging her,she told me it is okay,she asked for the phone and I gave it to her,then the waiter came to our table and asked her for money,she pointed at me and said I will pay, I was surprised but I still asked the waiter how much...he said 3,500, which I paid for. Then she picked up her bag and told me she had to be somewhere urgently.
Later that day,I tried calling her,she didn't pick,I tried texting on WhatsApp and I found out that she hadn't read my previous msg.
Some days later she called me and told me she needed to fix her hair as the one she had was old and bad,I asked her how much....she said 30k..I screamed and told her I didn't have that money,,she said if I wasn't ready to give her the money I should forget about her...I still told her I didn't have that type of money,she hisses and cut the call ...my neighbor was with me that day and my phone speaker was on,he heard everything and he asked me who was that....I told him it is my girl,he asked me why was she demanding such from me..then I opened up to him and told him everything...he then told me that I should forget that girl and delete everything about her as she was only using my head, he collected my phone and deleted her number from my phone,then he told there are millions of girls out there and I should stop wasting my time on one
I haven't been able to call her this past days and she hasn't contacted me,I feel so sad bcus I know how much I invested,my time,my emotions now I am hurt.....
Imagine the time u spend narrating your STUPIDITY...
I really regret the precious time I spent reading ur dumb story... U are not just a SIMP, but also a MODIFIED FOOL...
Spit lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Anyim: inovation, Science, And Technology The Key To Nigeria’s Economic Survival by clevybrown(m): 8:33pm On Feb 03, 2022
Talk is cheap...
RomanceRe: As A Christian, Have You Ever Falling In Love With A Muslim? by clevybrown(m): 4:31pm On Jan 02, 2022
Rosement:
Since she is already married, it will better for you to allow your love for her to die, in order to avoid unwanted situations in future.
I have long moved on already, only hoping to find again a girl with such a beautiful soul...
RomanceRe: As A Christian, Have You Ever Falling In Love With A Muslim? by clevybrown(m): 3:58pm On Jan 02, 2022
Rosement:
Did you end the relationship due to religious barrier?
Na I didn't end it, but she did. Her parent didn't just buy the idea... though it was initially difficult for us to part ways, but I have tried to move on, but she is still yet to get over me even though she is now married to a fellow Muslim. My only saving grace here is the fact that we live in two different distant states, so no room for physical emotional display...
RomanceRe: As A Christian, Have You Ever Falling In Love With A Muslim? by clevybrown(m): 10:43am On Jan 01, 2022
Rosement:
After falling deeply in love with a guy, I found out, he was a muslim. He was very nice and caring. His behaviour even changed my view about Muslim guys, it made me believe that most Muslim guys are very nice and caring.

When I found out, he was a Muslim, I still wanted to continue the relationship because I did not want to break his heart but I couldn't because I was young and very scared, I thought about my parent, my doctrine and what a lot of people would say. He kept begging me but there was nothing I could do. He was very different, till today, I have not still forgotten him.
Yes I have, that was during my masters degree days and it felt so good... she was also a Masters student.
Though she is married now to a fellow Muslim, but still haven't completely gotten her off my mind though.
Aisha is an introvert, just so beautiful and super intelligent... The beautiful part is that we had our better share of sweet love together while it lasted... kiss
RomanceRe: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by clevybrown(m): 11:20pm On Dec 28, 2021
hotwax:
i dont think she is into hookup. She just wanted to have a fling..one night stand...most ladies do..even the decent and faithful ones...

one guy will just come from nowhere and he will bang them...

I never saw any sign of infidelity in her...

I didnt disvirgin her, but she was well kept...I dont want to reveal everything
But u said she was on her menstrual cycle, how will she want to have a fling with the menstrual blood flow huh Just thinking though...
What do I even know... undecided
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by clevybrown(m): 9:47pm On Dec 23, 2021
Hi ...please my Facebook account was recently locked for a reason I don't know, I need help with getting back my account, I no longer have access to the phone number they want me to receive a verification code to unlock my account, but I connected my current phone number and email to my locked Facebook account.
Has anyone experienced this before? How did u solve the issue? Please help....

RomanceRe: Belgian Man Gifts His 21-Year-Old Kenyan Girlfriend ₦500 Million (Photos) by clevybrown(m): 12:09pm On Nov 23, 2021
siofra:
Omo this white men are trying o grin grin grin

The other day one was telling me he will sell his soul to have me come to America grin
How much has he sent so far... huh huh huh
HealthRe: Help!! Fungi Is Spoiling My Face And Neck by clevybrown(m): 3:55pm On Oct 17, 2021
Use hydrualic fluide... It will do the magic
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PoliticsRe: Tinubu: I’m Back To Develop Nigeria’s Democracy, Economy by clevybrown(m): 4:15am On Oct 10, 2021
seunmsg:
He will not rest until the mission is accomplished. Nigeria need him now more than ever before. He’s experienced, competent, nationalistic, educated and influential enough to lead the country and set her on the path of greatness and shared prosperity.

With Tinubu as president, every region can go to sleep with their eyes closed because a nationalistic leader who will carry everybody along is on the throne. He will unite the country and give every region a sense of belonging. Even Kanu will drop Biafra agitation and accept a role in government once Tinubu strikes a deal with him. Tinubu’s presidency will be a win-win for all Nigerians.
Will u keep quiet.... shocked
BusinessRe: Full Statement Of Godwin Emefiele On AbokiFX (Video) by clevybrown(m): 5:37pm On Sep 18, 2021
Stories....
InvestmentRe: Us Stocks Pick Alert by clevybrown(m): 7:18am On Sep 16, 2021
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InvestmentRe: Try To Invest In Yourself, Learn A Skills Or Handwork Today by clevybrown(m): 7:17am On Sep 16, 2021
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ComputersRe: Laptop Fan Sounds Like Grinding Machine by clevybrown(m): 11:17pm On Sep 11, 2021
Change the cooling fan
RomanceRe: She Called Off Our Relationship Few Months To Our Wedding by clevybrown(m): 6:42pm On Sep 05, 2021
If i may ask, how long did u date her before pronouncing the word marriage?
This simple question may help ur next relationship.
SportsRe: The New Adamasingba Stadium In Ibadan (Photo) by clevybrown(m): 10:41am On Sep 02, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
Something is telling me to say other things my eyes saw, but God no go gree lai lai


Thumb up for Oyo state government
U no well... grin grin
RomanceRe: Help! I'm Dying Inside. by clevybrown(m): 7:13pm On Aug 22, 2021
My first advise is, if u are a masturbator, try to quite it. Now, start focusing on those things that are mind tasking and achievable e.g web programing, forex trading, crypto trading etc. Never leave ur mind idle, think innovation and creativity, be good at something that can boost ur self confidence, also prayer to God to help u kill the spirit of fear cos its not of God. I was once in ur shoes, but God has really helped me greatly... Also smile and tell urself "this life no hard" cheesy. Take life one step at a time. One thing is sure, non of ur fears are real, only that is enough to beat it....

Peace smiley cool
Christianity EtcRe: Maiduguri EYN Church Members Still Worship At The Demolished Premises (photos) by clevybrown(m): 6:58am On Aug 09, 2021
OloshoMan:
Why couldn't Christ stop the govt from demolishing that building.

Thank God I'm an atheist sha.
why thanking a God u don't believe in?... U can now see the height of ur confusion.
Ur feeble mind sure needs help... embarassed
TV/MoviesRe: Saskay: I Feel Uncomfortable That Yousef Likes Me by clevybrown(m): 8:02pm On Aug 03, 2021
The "F" gender are very confused gender... Funny enough, they are all the same every where u go... shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 20 Profitable Businesses To Start In Nigeria by clevybrown(m): 11:58am On Jul 24, 2021
SEGLIZ:
I feel you.

my nerve isn't tense but some thing or issues some folks cruz with is sort of traumatic memorial to some people.

the issue of banditry is a kind of memorial pain some people won't recover from.

nairaland is home to a lot of us nairalanders, I lighten up a lot on the platform when I read quote and comment but I only feel the plight of those that has fall victim of banditry.
Well understood...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 20 Profitable Businesses To Start In Nigeria by clevybrown(m): 4:00am On Jul 24, 2021
SEGLIZ:
nice one here but 1&2. though, destroying Nigeria and Nigerians since Independence.


is this the best you can come up with? you intend being hilarious but ended up goofing.

you are just right about this, he needs a psychiatrist.
over seriousness will not kill u one day... Common sense should tell u that the young man is just catching cruise... Ur nerves are just so tensed, learn to loosen them a bit... grin
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Boring: Am I Crazy For Wanting To Dump Him? by clevybrown(m): 10:19am On Jul 23, 2021
From ur write-up, u sound highly confused, not knowing wat u truly want... Even putting the readers on another level of confusion, not even knowing where and how to dish out the needed advice...

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