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EducationRe: Ekiti To Honour Africa’s Youngest Ph.d Holder by clitlicker: 4:21am On Oct 01, 2014
One day i will add to the Ekiti professors. Im sure by then I'll probably be the world best clit licker
PoliticsRe: Google Celebrates Nigeria's 54th Independence With A Doodle [PHOTO] by clitlicker: 4:17am On Oct 01, 2014
Why yoruba go carry last na sad
RomanceRe: Will You Bring In An House Girl Finer Than You In by clitlicker(op): 2:30pm On Sep 30, 2014
sheunfemix: haba huh Na curse? Y sud anoda person do since my husband is lean and tall himself huh. I bind that spirit speaking through u In the name of JESUS!!! Be silent in the name that is above every other name!!
i dint curse u if u read my previous reply I'll realise that
LiteraturePls, I Need Sites Where I Can Download Pdf by clitlicker(op): 12:06pm On Sep 30, 2014
Is there any sharp internet nerd that could gimme links to correct pdfs of books be don brown, gresham....would really appreciate
RomanceRe: Will You Bring In An House Girl Finer Than You In by clitlicker(op): 11:59am On Sep 30, 2014
sheunfemix: . Said lean not thin o. Y shouldn't I be trusted?
one lean guy will snatch u from him ni
FamilyHow Long Before A Woman Decides To Adopt? by clitlicker(op): 11:58am On Sep 30, 2014
How many years after marriage should it take before a woman trying to get pregnat admit that she has a problem( given that the doctor said she has no medical problem) with getting pregnant in other to decide to adopt even while she continues trying, because of the risk of holding unto hope as years go by then realise your are 45 and still childless.
RomanceRe: Will You Bring In An House Girl Finer Than You In by clitlicker(op): 11:38am On Sep 30, 2014
sheunfemix: its different strokes for different folks. Personally I'm not too thrilled by it. I prefer tall lean guys to muscles. But I dnt mind watching tongue
im sure theres one thin and long guy in your past that got you hooked on the specs. I sha hope your current guy is thin and long otherwise u shouldn't be trusted.
RomanceRe: Will You Bring In An House Girl Finer Than You In by clitlicker(op): 11:13am On Sep 30, 2014
sheunfemix: Why not. No problem as long as I can also get an house boy like this
Do u girls really find muscles sexy. I cant feel intiidated by a terry crews but a trey songz..i no fit leave my wife with trigga for house o
RomanceWill You Bring In An House Girl Finer Than You In by clitlicker(op): 10:04am On Sep 30, 2014
If you know you and u are sure that insecurity will not kill you raise your hand, no lie o smiley smiley smiley

RomanceWhy Is It Bad To Leave Your Lover When Someone Better Shows Up? by clitlicker(op): 8:37am On Sep 30, 2014
I guess before you click this link you already know where im going with this smiley

Yes im one of those people that keep yelling yolo that's simply because i really believe one needs to make the best of this short life one have to live.

To the matter at hand. If a girl is being beaten black and blue by her boyfriend and another sweet and loving guy is asking her out we'll all advise her to leave mr mike tyson for the drake guy. I guess everyone reading this is in agreement with me that she is doing the right thing leaving because she deserves to be happy.thats easily justifiable morally right? Since its a bad for good situation. What of a good for better situation.


Now you dating a guy you like, he is good looking, intelligent, versertile, has a charming personality but he is broke and has a very little chance of being paid in the next 7 year. Ok ok you guys know where im going with this story it sounds very nollywood, right? smiley . then a paid guy comes along but unlike in nollywood the paid guy is a sure deal, he is well bred, more handsome and intelligent. His globetrotts europe and the caribbean often..bla bla .If the girl ports to a better network what is the bad thing she has done, una want make she drink garri die, una want make rice grow for her head. Its very easy to fall in love with a guy that can really really take good care of you, abi girls i dey lie?


It goes both ways. guys, if you babe na mochedda (flat front and back) and nicki minaj dey..bla bla... guys wont even port they'll rather double date smiley
A guy upgrades financilly and his everything else upgrades his car, his house, his confidence, his gir...its when a guy is cruising he realises his girlfriend has igbotic accent, that she cannot dress, that she snores, that hey belly is too big... Its only natural to feel that way.

Back to justfication, im not encourging women to leave their spouse for a richer man, richer is not even always equal to better. The truth of the matter is there are times when good is not good enough, loaylty is not always the best stand,l loyality could even be a bad decision. If you partner is denying you of happiness, good sex, marriage, career, jesus, money and that thing means heaven and earth to you its your choice to stay and die in misery.
Christianity EtcRe: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by clitlicker: 7:28pm On Sep 29, 2014
missberrypop5: ok. What is garri then?
touché
Christianity EtcRe: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by clitlicker: 9:08pm On Sep 28, 2014
missberrypop5: Nice foods and enough garri cool
Omo igbo its called eba not garri
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Ask Out Their Friend's Girlfriend. by clitlicker: 8:59pm On Sep 28, 2014
Girls be giving green light without knowing since 1880
RomanceRe: Advantages Of Being Funny by clitlicker: 8:53pm On Sep 28, 2014
Saasala, truth be told: you are a learner.
Being funny is not cool, being interesting is, you could be chating with a chic and she wont even laff but you are messing up her emotional balance that will get her obsessed.
RomanceRe: Why Runz Girls Are "Urgly"(pics) by clitlicker: 5:41pm On Sep 28, 2014
Runz girk get grade o. Na one unilag babe obanikoro buy muscle (a car).

There are lots as beaucoup number of runz girls our universities, e be like say op no go school. Girls that are the envy of their pairs. Girls way u sef no go chop liver toast cuz her effizy don destroy your sef esteem. Make no mistake d girls are clean from a middle class family so they ain't hungry.

In other words, op no generalize o
RomanceRe: Beneath a Pale moon! by clitlicker: 5:23pm On Sep 28, 2014
princesstemi: maybe u should get her one undecided your abuse words will never change anything but get them worst more. Sorry if that sound rude but that is d truth sad
I no use abuse word o, to of una na babe so na u go hook am up.
RomanceRe: Beneath a Pale moon! by clitlicker: 3:06pm On Sep 28, 2014
adavize: lets encourage her and not discourage her...it can be done, its tough but people have done it....
The only way get over an obsession is to replace it with another, in other words, get her a boyfriend
RomanceRe: Beneath a Pale moon! by clitlicker: 2:33pm On Sep 28, 2014
adavize: it will end only in one way; DISASTER.
OF COURSE, HE IS SHOWERING YOU WITH MONEY AND AFFECTION BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BANG YOU..SIMPLE

tell him never to contact you again, send an sms to his wife, that way you ensure he does not, break his heart before he breaks yours,
he probably takes you to hotels, comes to your house and makes love to you and then gives you money, he lies that his wife is ugly, nagging and does not understand him, and you believe those lies,, after while the the calls, the affection will dry and he will move on to his next target, at 30 yrs, you start praying and wondering where your husband is ....well, here is the reality, all the money, all the postinor(fact, most married men prefer raw sex), all the affection were bundle of deceit to ruin your life..

how can you get out?

1. kill of the contact, dont explain, dont try to reason, send him a simple, message, dont come near me again
2. get closer to God, whatever religion, ask for forgiveness get the right mentors, a woman you trust and ask her to help you
3. concentrate on your trade or school


if you cant do this, tell him to marry you as a second wife and watch his face lose colour because you were just a sex mate to relieve pressure and boost his ego.. and not a wife material...who want to marry who they cheat with..not most men.

most vulnerable women have fallen for married men, you wont be the last but it never ends well. save yourself now...karma is a b.itch for both of you, the cheater and the person been cheated with...am sure he has young girls, and tomorrow he will wonder what is happening to them.
This babe too weak she go gree watin u talk but she go still continue, i know her type.
RomanceRe: Beneath a Pale moon! by clitlicker: 2:30pm On Sep 28, 2014
You and i know the truth and that is: YOU TOO LIKE PRIK, YOU OWN TOO MUCH.
RomanceRe: 38 Facts You Should Know About Loneliness by clitlicker: 2:24pm On Sep 28, 2014
If c.ronaldo is 90 years old in your masters league... Get a life.

If you've finished the whole jumong series...get a life

If you have nothing in you head than premiership...get a life


If youve read all the Gresham....get a life




If you can name 30 porn stars....u neee therapy.
RomanceRe: Why Are Short Ladies So Endowed? by clitlicker: 6:14pm On Sep 27, 2014
Endowed no men shit to me. If girl get sim card for chest and slipper for back as far as she is cute, smart and trendy im in love

RomanceRe: Help: I'm In Love With A Commercial Sex Worker!! by clitlicker: 12:42am On Aug 07, 2014
Its not new jor. I don even see where ashawo love up dey give d guy freely
RomanceRe: The 6 Types Of Women Who Always Cheat On Men by clitlicker: 12:39am On Aug 07, 2014
100% accurate,
RomanceRe: Will You Permit Your Girl To Go For A Massage Therapy? by clitlicker: 8:49am On Aug 06, 2014
abeg una fit allow anoda man do thia to una wife?

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