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Romance / Re: Ah by ClitoPen: 12:38pm On Jan 13, 2018
Nutase:
Then swear an affidavit endorsed by your pastor
Babe, if u want to apply then do so and stop drinking paracetamol on other ladies' headache

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Nairaland / General / Re: Guys, Get In ⇒ See 50 Flirty Text Messages That Will Make A Girl Crazy And Melt by ClitoPen: 12:28pm On Jan 13, 2018
Annnonymous:
For nigerian girls? grin grin grin

You go text message taya
Hahahhahahhahah....no mind am.
That may work..."may" o!,... on a freshly harvested school girl
Nairaland / General / Re: See Hilarious Invitation To Matriculation For A 100L Student by ClitoPen: 12:21pm On Jan 13, 2018
@op: it's not hilarious but uncalled for...
If someone u know sees u on your way, you'll tell them that you are going for an admission party grin

Those that secured theirs to study abroad should publish it in the papers abi
Nairaland / General / Re: See Hilarious Invitation To Matriculation For A 100L Student by ClitoPen: 12:19pm On Jan 13, 2018
There are better huddles to prepare for and leav this party till final MBBS...
Misplaced priorities
Politics / Re: Anambra Prostitutes Angry With Governor Obiano Over Demolition Of Shanties by ClitoPen: 12:17pm On Jan 13, 2018
Biko kwata (abattoir in Awka)needs that demolition exercise best

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Celebrities / Re: Why I Deleted My Hubby's Photos On Instagram -mercy Johnson by ClitoPen: 12:01pm On Jan 13, 2018
Your life, your business...
Must you explain?
Health / Re: Deadly Flu Outbreak Sweeping UK Will Become EPIDEMIC In Weeks As Vaccines Are RU by ClitoPen: 11:56am On Jan 13, 2018
Is that British Ebola?
If it were in Nigeria, every Nigerian will b treated like a leper abroad!.....

Our airports will not beef up their security now like those other countries did wen Nigeria was in heat
Education / Re: PHOTO: Young Girl Rejected By Catholic School For Refusing To Shave Her Hair by ClitoPen: 8:19am On Jan 13, 2018
freeze001:


That picture is just an illustration, that's not the pupil in question.
Pardon me
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes-benz Citan Arrives Nigeria - Weststar Associates by ClitoPen: 8:00am On Jan 13, 2018
Only two types of cars: Mercedes and others

Proudly a Benz rep
Education / Re: PHOTO: Young Girl Rejected By Catholic School For Refusing To Shave Her Hair by ClitoPen: 7:58am On Jan 13, 2018
That hair is already cut or do they want her to scrape it
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Are Rich And You Don't Help Pastors, You Will Die Before 2019,pastor Says by ClitoPen: 10:17pm On Jan 12, 2018
A
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Set To Get Married As She Reportedly Gets Engaged (photos) by ClitoPen: 9:16pm On Jan 12, 2018
Ok na

Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Set To Get Married As She Reportedly Gets Engaged (photos) by ClitoPen: 9:14pm On Jan 12, 2018
Op that is a finger rosary!!
Zoom it and ask catholic faithfuls
Family / Re: This Is How A Maternity Photo Shot Should Look Like, And Not The Usual We See by ClitoPen: 9:06pm On Jan 12, 2018
efighter:


The OP needs it more. Please give the OP.
grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Allegedly Calls Africa ‘shithole’, Orders 259,000 Immigrants Out Of US by ClitoPen: 11:36am On Jan 12, 2018
Face cap head
Religion / Re: What's The Meaning Of This? by ClitoPen: 10:18am On Jan 12, 2018
shocked
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Declares Tuface His New Crush (photo) by ClitoPen: 10:15am On Jan 12, 2018
Is that the first husband on your list?
Family / Re: Photo Of A Mum On The Head Of Her Two Sons by ClitoPen: 10:11am On Jan 12, 2018
This is pure photoshop but she still needs to be disciplined by the right authorities before it becomes real
Family / Re: This Is How A Maternity Photo Shot Should Look Like, And Not The Usual We See by ClitoPen: 10:04am On Jan 12, 2018
Op, between you and the couple, who do I give the fairly used common sense I saw lying about

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Family / Re: Woman Poses With Her Two Set Of Twins, All Boys (Photos) by ClitoPen: 4:44am On Jan 12, 2018
majamajic:
the Oga nko ?
na im de snap...lol
Family / Re: Photo's Of A 90yrs Old Mother With Her [32 grandkids & 25greatgrandkids] by ClitoPen: 4:42am On Jan 12, 2018
Lovely.....strong woman
Crime / Re: "My Roomate Cut Me With Razor Blade, Because I'm More Beautiful Than Her" by ClitoPen: 4:35am On Jan 12, 2018
Jeez! Na Fulani facewoman she be?
Na small thing she take miss the eye o! You see y am a fan of live alone! Who knows where she will aim at next!...
First of all, what actually happened? Talk true....

My advice....
Wen given opportunity to retaliate, peel that her bleached face

Go for test cos it might be an infected razor!

The names u gave and ur fb names....na so angels go de find u to fight for u. Reconcile them

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Crime / Re: Uniport Student Cuts Her Room Mates Face Because Of Her Beauty by ClitoPen: 4:32am On Jan 12, 2018
NaijaTechGuy:
Seriously, I dunno what to say. I'm a Uniport student and the girl in question is actually on my Facebook friend list.. This is just too inhumane. But permit me to derail a bit, why does Uniport just keep trending for bad news smh.. A School that you'll repeat a full session if you miss paying your fees before a stipulated period. 300L students haven't even seen some of their year one results till now..
Is that one school?
Crime / Re: Uniport Student Cuts Her Room Mates Face Because Of Her Beauty by ClitoPen: 4:32am On Jan 12, 2018
Na smal thing she take miss the eye o! You see y I am a fan of live alone....

If u r given the chance to retaliate, peel her face!
Romance / Re: Planning To Buy My Gf Makeup But Clueless. Help! by ClitoPen: 4:28am On Jan 12, 2018
No buy from roadside aboki barrow
Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Amazing Photo Of A Horse Licking This Lady Bum Bum by ClitoPen: 4:23am On Jan 12, 2018
Photoshop
Family / Re: Wawu! Nigeria’s First Set Of Quintuplets Turn 17 (photos) by ClitoPen: 4:21am On Jan 12, 2018
Was viewing these pics not knowing I hv a sheepish smile pinned on my face.....this is gorgeous
Celebrities / Re: Should I Help My Sick Neighbor's Chid Or Pay My Tithe ? by ClitoPen: 6:46pm On Jan 11, 2018
To all those above me who spoke in favour of the child....thumbs up.....
Christianity displayed...


Waiting for them that will talk otherwise cos in every 12, there must be a judas!!
Events / Re: Chibuike Okechukwu Paschal Celebrate Son's 1st Birthday With Billboard In Owerri by ClitoPen: 6:38pm On Jan 11, 2018
And your wife?

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Romance / Re: 419 Marriage... Father Connives With Daughter To Scam Suitor Of N710,000 by ClitoPen: 6:35pm On Jan 11, 2018
Nollywood needs this script

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Family / Re: PHOTOS: Nigerian Medical Doctor Celebrates One Year Birthday Of His Quintuplets by ClitoPen: 6:29pm On Jan 11, 2018
kobosmart:
grin the look on the mans face is "help me"
If u were to b a prophet, u ll be a fake one!...lol

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